Chapter 2: "I Was Scared to Pee My Pants"
Peng Qiang trembled: "Jin Shan, I hope the dead people I see this time are not too scary, I'm afraid." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info: "Peng Qiang had never seen a dead person, and he was very scared at the thought of going to see a dead person.
Jin Shan often solves cases with aces, and has seen countless corpses of all sizes, so he will not be afraid of his corpses.
"What are you afraid of, who doesn't have the first time." Jin Shan said to Peng Qiang confidently.
When the ace saw that they couldn't keep up, he called them: "You have to hurry, it's getting dark."
When Jin Shan heard the ace calling them, he quickened his pace, and Peng Qiang also walked fast.
"Jinshan, you accompany me to pee"
Peng Qiang was scared and asked Jin Shan to accompany him, he wanted to pee when he was in the police station, but he was suddenly called by the ace, and he thought that he was afraid of the dead, but he ignored the link of peeing.
Jin Shan couldn't understand that a big man wanted to ask him to accompany him to pee, and he was very angry and said, "Solve it on the spot."
Peng Qiang hurriedly explained: "No, no, we are the police urinating on the road, if we are seen, it will be bad." ”
"Then you go to the cornfield and sprinkle it, and absolutely no one will see it." Jin Shan directly asked him to go to the cornfield to solve the problem.
The local farmers in H Province mainly grow corn and potatoes, and in this season is the peak period of corn harvesting, the mountains are full of corn that can be harvested, and the corn in the fields is almost harvested by the farmers, and the rest of the fields are corn stalks.
"Am I not cowardly?" Peng Qiang explained that he didn't dare to go, just wanted Jinshan to accompany him.
Jin Shan directly said, "Pee in your pants, I won't look at your dick." ”
Peng Qiang had no choice, "You have to wait for me, I'll be back immediately." ”
Peng Qiang ran into the cornfield, saw that there was no one around, he lowered his head and was about to take out the urine of the second child to solve his stomach on the spot, just when he lowered his head, he saw the hundred-yuan bill on the ground, at this time he did not think about peeing, but ran to pick up the money, Peng Qiang picked up the money, and suddenly saw another hundred-dollar liar in front of him, he did not think about being afraid now, and went directly to pick up the money.
Peng Qiang is a person who is old and young, life is very stressful, although he is a policeman, but he is inevitably a little greedy when he sees money, Peng Qiang picked up the money, and saw that there was a hundred yuan bill in front of him, and went to pick up the money again, but this time he saw a dead person who he didn't want to see in his life.
"Oh my mom said loudly, dead man"
After Peng Qiang finished speaking, he ran out desperately, and he didn't care that his face was scratched by the corn stalk, and kept running out.
"Dead people, there are dead people" Peng Qiang ran to Jin Shan, and his lower body was already peeing his pants at this time.
When Jin Shan heard that there was a dead man, he was not surprised at all, and he laughed at Peng Qiang, "Haha, I was scared by a dead man and peed my pants." ”
When the ace heard the dead man, Peng Qiang said the dead man, and immediately turned around.
Ace walked up to them and said. "You go back and call someone for me, and bring me a flashlight, I'm hungry, I'm getting a bag for me, I want rice noodles, I want to eat as many chili peppers as possible.
Peng Qiang was still peeing his pants, and the mud on the ground was soaked.
"Peng Qiang, how long do you have to pee? Ha ha! ”
Jin Shan was on the side, laughing at Peng Qiang.
"It's all you, and you're still laughing at me, you see I've achieved this."
Peng Qiang felt ashamed, his head was lowered, and the two of them walked back together, the road they walked was still a mud road, there were footprints everywhere Peng Qiang walked, and I don't know how much Peng Qiang urinated this time, even the footprints came out, Jin Shan didn't say anything, snickered on the side, covered his mouth with one hand and laughed, they walked on the road.
Peng Qiang always wanted to say how the ace dared to go in to see the dead man alone, but after thinking about it, he still said, "How did you say that Inspector Jinshan went in alone, isn't he afraid, the dead have no clothes." ”
"It's nothing, it's a piece of cake for the detective, he is all one to investigate the scene." Jin Shan explained to Peng Qiang.
Peng Qiang trembled at the thought of the dead man, and immediately peed his pants again.
Jin Shan asked Peng Qiang again: "Is the dead man a man or a woman, scolding you, tell me about the situation inside." ”
Where does Peng Qiang dare to say "I don't know"
Jin Shan saw that he didn't say or ask him, Peng Qiang saw the dead man at that time, he was not wearing clothes, his head was full of blood, where did he dare to look, and ran out desperately, and the specific situation inside would only have an answer if the ace entered.
And Ace alone, went into the cornfield to see the dead, and Ace walked in.