Following the above, Li Ke, Jing Ke, and Ying Zheng have reached an agreement, that is, they were deliberately eliminated in the preliminary round.

Jing Ke suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "We can directly expose that we are pure masters, so that we can retire as soon as we play." ”

Ying Zheng agreed: "Yes, few people think this idea is feasible. ”

But Li Ke doesn't think so for two reasons:

First, it is estimated that there will be acquaintances in the audience, if they are discovered by their neighbors, they will not only be pointed at behind their backs, but also crowned by others with not only the evil fetish of men and women, but even the super perverted men who have the confidence to participate in beauty pageants and like to show off their eccentricities.

Jing Ke and Ying Zheng actually don't really matter, one likes to watch the dead fat man who can see the dawn of the day, and the other is a cross-eyed man who likes to talk to himself on the radio.

Moreover, Jing Ke and Ying Zheng can return to their world at any time.

Li Ke can't do it, at least he has to accept the commission, there is no task, there is money there to support this group of rebels.

Now Li Ke not only has to make money to support his family, but also always beware of the midnight knock on the door of the patrol group, this day is really not a human life.

Life is like that, a slap in the face wakes you up from your sleep. When you wake up,! There's also a slap in the face waiting for you.

Therefore, directly exposing men will not work.

Second, it's hard to explain to the mother-in-law of Dengshi, this guy's shrewdness is exactly the American arms dealer in World War II, and his eyes are watching from the audience, let her know that Li Ke and his party deliberately lost the game, which is definitely a thunderous existence.

Actually, none of this matters, the main thing is Anna.

Anna told Li Ke in the car that if she deliberately lost the game, she would get married immediately.

Whether to gamble on the dignity of a man and fight hard, or kneel on the remote control after marriage, Li Ke is in a dilemma.

But the author doesn't have time to wait for him any longer, and readers are waiting to see a good show.

And so, the horn of the competition sounded.

Li Ke's setting is a Japanese kimono beautiful girl, a girl who has just entered high school.

Jing Ke's setting is a female swordsman with a sword in Huaxia Kingdom, a wonder woman who is not deeply involved in the world but has a heart for the country and the people.

Finally, there is Yingzheng, who is set up as a charming foreign young woman, blonde and blue-eyed, who exudes a charming smell.

Li Ke was surprised that Ying Zheng's beer belly went.

Anna happily took out her magic weapon, the magic meat shrinking cream, which is a must-have medicine for all mothers after giving birth.

"Wow, Lord Dean is so cute."

Mikoto Misaka gave a thumbs up to the high school "senior sister" in front of her.

"The legendary killer is not bad, the cross-eyed is gone, thanks to my Indian dilated eye capsule."

Sophia thinks that Taobao is really a magical place, you can buy everything.

"I didn't expect the emperor to be very charming, but it's still a little less."

Anna pulled out six large apples from her backpack.

Anna looked at her work with great satisfaction: "Well, this can be choppy." ”

Li Ke was a little overwhelmed: "I said you, you're also a fiancé, don't be ambiguous with others." ”

Anna cast a weird smile at Li Ke: "Oh, my dear is actually jealous, or we will enter the cave room tonight." ”

Li Ke immediately shook his head into a rattle: "I'm just talking casually, don't you care." ”

At this time, the mother-in-law walked in, and after looking around at everyone, she also showed a satisfied smile.

"Looks like we're still winning, let's go, my little cuties, 30w gold coins are beckoning to you!"

With the cheers of everyone, Li Ke walked onto the stage.

Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter have already stepped off the stage with the explosive cheers of the audience below, and it is clear that the average score given by the audience is very high.

9.1，9.2，9.2，9.4.

Very strong score.

The commentator Ai asked the commentator Sakata next to him to ask: "Mr. Sakata, it seems that this Miss Naryo Yukata beauty contest is still full of flowers, what do you think about this?" ”

Sakata: "It's hard to say, the next is the last Yihongyuan, and it is also the most powerful to fight against Hua Manting, and everything is not a foregone conclusion." ”

Ayi: "That's right, then we will invite our last team to participate in the competition, Nanako Watanabe, Huang Rong and Catherine from Yihongin, with the warmest applause. ”

This is a war that stakes the dignity of our men, so we must lose.

This is the strongest cry in Li Ke's heart.

Li Ke was the first to play.

Li Keyi entered the field. The audience cheered.

Ayi: "Well, I thought I was a cute girl in a kimono, but what's your name?" ”

Nonsense, how can I tell you the truth.

"Myself, Nanako Watanabe."

The voice was so low that it should not be inaudible that it was a man.

Ai: "Wow, Watanabe-sama looks shy. ”

Li Ke's heart: Shy you MMP, do you think Lao Tzu's voice is very good.

Sakata: "Yes, the shy look is very cute, and it adds a lot of points." ”

Ayi: "Do you have any special skills?" ”

Li Ke's heart: Does Lao Tzu Ding Ding's special strength count, no, if you say this, you will immediately be exposed, and you will definitely be beaten to death by your mother-in-law.

"Can cook some food."

Ayi: "Do you have any good dishes?" ”

Li Ke continued to lower his voice: "Pasta, and curry fried rice." ”

Ayi: "Yes, there are fewer and fewer girls who can cook now. What is the judge's opinion on this? ”

Sakata: "Do you have a boyfriend?" ”

Li Ke was immediately angry, Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is very normal.

"Of course not!"

So the audience was even more boiling.

Ai: "It seems that the enthusiasm of the audience is very high, what do you think of Mr. Sakata? ”

Sakata: "Uncle just wants to ask for all the audience if Nene is a panda pattern." ”

Li Ke's heart: Fuck your sister, how could Lao Tzu wear something like that.

"Absolutely not!"

Sakata: "I see, I didn't even wear underwear, I was bold and bold, and my uncle liked it very much." ”

Li Ke's heart: This Nima's! This judge is obviously a pervert.

Ayi: "It seems that the score is good, 9.1 points, which is the same as the score of the Spring Character contestants in the full court." ”

Li Ke was immediately stunned.

Jing Ke patted Li Ke, who walked off the field with a dejected face: "Yes, the performance is very good!" ”

Li Ke's heart: Good your sister!

Ayi: "The next thing is because of the legendary swordsman from Huaxia Kingdom. ”

Jing Ke walked into the center of the stage with his head held high.

The audience was boiling and about to explode.

Ayi: "Oh, it's really a heroic female swordsman, and Mr. Sakata has a good opinion about it." ”

Sakata: "Yes, refreshing feeling, with a chivalrous and courageous demeanor, very own personality." ”

Jing Ke's heart: What do you mean?

Ayi: "Is this the first time in this competition?" ”

Nonsense, such a shameful game, if you kill it, you won't come a second time.

"Yes, it's the first time they've come." 、

The sound is also very low, perfectly disguised.

Ayi: "Well, it turns out that our female swordsman also has a shy side, which is a lot of points." ”

Sakata: "Petite and cute, a mysterious girl, not bad, very individual. ”

Jing Ke's heart was broken: Lao Tzu is tall and big, you actually say that I am petite and cute?

In fact, this can't be blamed on Sakata, because of taking the Dengshi Mother-in-law's rejuvenation water, the three of them have returned to the appearance of 15 or 6 years old at this time.

Ayi: "Can you ask Huang Rong to dance the sword once?" ”

Jing Ke's heart: Of course you can, I will open your eyes today.

So, Jing Ke danced a breeze song.

It begins with a pine greeting guests, and ends with the prodigal son turning back.

Jing Ke's graceful figure on the stage danced in the wind, and the chivalrous spirit came to his nose.

Ai: "Wow, that's amazing, what do you think of Mr. Sakata?" ”

Sakata stood up: "Can you leave a phone number?" Uncle takes you to eat crayfish. ”

Jing Ke's heart: Damn, see clearly, Uncle Ben is a pure master, who wants to eat with you.

"Of course this can't work, people want to be female swordsmen."

The excitement of the audience in the world is about to rush up.

In the end, Jing Ke scored 9.6 points.

Ying Zheng looked at Jing Ke, who was also depressed, and patted him on the shoulder: "Not bad!" Perform flawlessly. ”

Jing Ke scolded: "It's all a bunch of dead perverts." ”

Ayi: "Next up is the last contestant, Miss Catherine from across the Pacific. ”

Ying Zheng strode onto the stage.

Ayi: "Oh, it's the first time you've seen a foreign player, is it your first time participating in a competition?" ”

Ying Zheng's heart: Nonsense, Lao Tzu's intestines are now repentant.

"Yes, for the first time."

Ayi: "What are your special hobbies?" ”

"Nope."

"Is there anything special about it?"

"Nope."

Ayi touched his scalp: "Then do you usually like to wear swimsuits?" ”

"Of course, cheongsam, kimono, lace underwear, cheerleader skirts, domestic maid uniforms, nurse uniforms, flight attendant uniforms, female police uniforms, gymnast uniforms, women's suits, sailor suits, shrine maid suits, maid suits and tennis jerseys, these widows are all longing for."

There was silence in the audience.

Seconds later, the audience shouted "Catherine, I love you!" slogan.

The sound was deafening.

Not only Yingzheng himself was confused, but Li Ke and his party were also confused.

I didn't expect that the first emperor of the ages actually had a cosmiculture, how much money could I buy if it was written into the gossip magazine of the Seven Kingdoms.

Obviously, Li Ke's scores are not lower than those of the spring, summer, autumn and winter of the flowers.

The highest was Catherine played by Ying Zheng, who received the highest score of 9.7.

According to the rules, only the same score will advance to the final.

So, Catherine took first place and got 30w gold coins.

And the second place was Wonder Woman Huang Rong, who took away 150,000 gold coins.

When Grandma heard this announcement, she was so excited that she almost had a heart attack.

This night, Li Ke was smiling with tears in his eyes.

However, fortunately, there are still 15w gold coins that can be pocketed.

Just as Li Ke was about to remove his makeup, a voice sounded from outside the door.

"That's the number one place, give us the axe gang a little song!"