Chapter 225: I'm going to eat a fart
Holding on to a glimmer of hope, the dragon spirit asked Bai Ling, "Then will you concoct them?" ”
"Yes, of course I will, the clever rats of our clan do." Bai Qi said triumphantly.
"Great!"
The dragon spirit was overjoyed, and clapped his hands and shouted, "You immediately start concocting, and strive to create a body that can breathe poisonous smoke as soon as possible." ”
"Yes, my lord."
"But it will take hundreds of years, and it will take several generations of gods to complete."
"Ahh Why didn't you say it earlier! ”
"Rub! Rubbish! ”
The dragon spirit shook his head in frustration: "I tried my best to bring them back against the crowd, and I actually got a bunch of waste products back." ”
So many things were taken out of the weasel den, but there was only one god to use. In addition to the white weasel, the other white-haired weasel's IQ is not very good, and the body is also destroyed, which is not very useful.
"If you don't destroy it, these things are not supposed to be used by the good camp, it looks terrifying, and it is still contaminated with filth when you stay there."
He thought about it for a while, and felt that it was really useless, and there was no shortage of this combat power in the village, so he decided to let people destroy it after the change of seed was over.
After making up his mind, he pointed to the other fox god and said to the white one, "You give that ...... Let's call it the white head, pick the best body for the white head and use it first. ”
"The little one obeys."
The white fox was overjoyed, and immediately took the white head to the shell and picked it up.
The white head has been giving itself a new shell, and it also wants to change the white head, but now it can't help itself, can't be the master, and doesn't dare to mention it to the dragon spirit, so it can only grieve the white head.
Although the weasels lived right next to their shells, they had always been honest and had never touched any of them.
The two weasels were carefully selected for a long time, and the white head finally burrowed into a shell.
After a while, I saw a lean body walking over quickly and lying down in front of the dragon spirit.
"Squeak, king, the white head is picked." The white fox said as he stood on the head of the shell.
At first glance, the dragon spirit was the body of an ordinary man, and compared to other bodies, the skin of this body had become leathery, and the muscles had also tightened, and it was obviously much stronger.
"Selected, is it here?"
"King, you've chosen, that's it."
Bai Yi said excitedly: "This is the only one of these shells that has formed a poisonous intestine, and with a little concoction, it can spray poisonous smoke." ”
"Really?"
The dragon spirit suddenly became interested, isn't the most terrifying ability of the fox god to spray poison?
If this can spray poison, he will have two complete beast gods in his hands, and when fighting, let the two of them attack left and right together, and spray poisonous smoke together, and ordinary opponents really can't deal with it.
"Maybe it can be used against Ghost Joe."
He hurriedly sat up and asked, "What kind of poison is that...... How long does it take to use poisonous sausage? ”
"Your Majesty, you can use it now."
"Good, good!" The dragon spirit clapped his hands excitedly and instructed, "Let it squirt and see." ”
"No, my lord, it has a poisonous intestine but no venom, and it can't spray poison."
Only then did the dragon spirit remember that the poisonous smoke of the god was transformed from the fart of the weasel that ate into the stomach. This one has never eaten a fart, his stomach is empty, and of course there is no poisonous smoke to spray.
Judging from the scene that day, a fox god had to eat a thousand weasel farts to be full. He only had more than a hundred weasels left here, and his fart was not enough to stuff the teeth of one raccoon god, let alone two.
Now the situation is not only that the white head has no farts to eat, but even the consumption of the white fox is not enough.
Sure enough, I heard Bai Yi swallow his saliva and said: "King, I don't have much venom, I can spray two puffs of poisonous smoke at most, and there will be no venom to use anymore." ”
"I'm going to eat fart, I'm going to eat fart! I need to eat a fart so badly! It staggered on its white head, screaming in unison.
Poisonous smoke is the life-saving means of the white fox, without the poisonous smoke there is no sense of security, its subconscious drives it to eat fart, very eager.
"Oops, that's a problem!" The dragon spirit rubbed his hands together and regretted it. I knew that I would have left all the weasels I had captured alive, but unfortunately I killed them all.
The poisonous smoke stored in the body of the white fox is still produced by the last time it ate a fart, and if it is not replenished, the white fox will soon be scrapped.
"What to do?"
The dragon spirit was melancholy, scratched his head and thought for a while, and could only point to the other weasels and say to the white fox, "You...... You eat them first. ”
"My lord, no. There are so few of them, and it takes days to produce a fart, not enough for me to eat. ”
"Save slowly, you will always save enough."
"No, my lord. They can't fart often, or their butts will be bad and they won't be able to fart again. ”
"I ...... Can't you eat anything else? Do you have to eat fart? The dragon spirit covered his face in pain and scolded.
"No, no, you have to eat fart."
The dragon spirit really has no choice, it's easy to eat anything, but he only eats fart, where can he find it?
"I thought I had accepted a little brother, but it turned out to be a picky uncle."
Annoyed by the weasel's howl, he muttered, and was about to get up to leave, when he heard someone under the tree shouting, "Are you here?" ”
The dragon spirit thought that he was being chased by a woman in the village, and was taken aback, and secretly looked down to see that it was an old woman, who was calling at the mound.
"You're so old, won't you come and pester me."
He muttered in his heart, walked out of the house with his head held high, stood at the door and looked, it turned out to be the wizard from Mangrove Village.
"What are you going to do?"
He had a very bad impression of the old woman, and asked with a calm face.
The old woman didn't expect that there was someone in the house, or a dragon, and she was startled.
She quickly calmed down, bowed to the dragon spirit, and said, "I am a believer in the god of the fox, and I have come to meet the god of the dragon. ”
The dragon spirit frowned, and said unhappily: "The god is not a god, it is a demon beast, you already know this, why are you still obsessed?" ”
The old woman said calmly: "I have served the god of the fox all my life, and in my eyes, the god is a god. Even if it is a weasel, I will continue to serve it. ”
"Weasel, you want to serve too? You have lost all your dignity to human beings. ”
"Hehe, everything in the world can become gods, human races can, beasts can too. Although the god is still a demon beast now, he is about to become a god. ”
"It's okay for mortals to believe in other beast gods, why can't they believe in the gods that weasel incarnates? Hmph, isn't your dragon god also transformed from a mortal beast? ”
"Bold! How dare you insult the dragon god! ”
The dragon spirit pretended to be angry, but he didn't care at all.
The old woman didn't speak, she just sneered, she wasn't afraid of this dragon son at all, her heart had already died, how could she be afraid of death?
The dragon pretended to be angry, and suddenly his heart moved, and he said, "If you can help me solve a problem, I can let you stay with the god and his kind." ”
The old woman looked happy and hurriedly asked, "What's the trouble?" ”
The dragon spirit told the matter of the lack of fart, and the old woman listened to it, and smiled easily: "What is the difficult thing about my Dao?" It's easy to solve, just leave it to me. ”
(Thank you for the commuter pass from book friend 'sevenhead'.) )