Chapter 3 Gorillas are famous for their jerking offs

He Xie remembered with regret the decision at the beginning, a little away from Guo Bo, it had become out of place before it could become a fact.

It's not enough to just be "farther away".

Guo Bo is ready to challenge the skeleton monster with M16, and now it's hard to say whether this is wishful thinking or a bold attempt - if everything he says is true, maybe there is a chance to succeed - but casualties are always inevitable, plus the crux of the matter, since there is a small group of acquaintances in the team arranged by the main god, the first person to finish the game will never be its members, so the best choice is to leave when there is still a chance.

Or at least, when Guo Bo challenged for the super prize, he wasn't there.

He Xie seriously considered it and looked for the opportunities he needed.

Unfortunately, it only took him a moment to realize that his wish would not come true: according to the plan, the team would meet Chapman first, and Mr. Major happened to be the first to be killed by the skeletons. Guo Bo wanted a super jackpot, which was very easy, and Chapman led the team to encounter one, but gave him a problem that he couldn't solve.

From start to finish, he won't get the right opportunity to stay away from Guo Bo's small group, unless he's prepared to find the remaining two teams on his own.

It's no different from suicide.

He collapsed in position, like a deflated ball.

Now that he was in such a depressed mood, the upbeat music that suddenly came to mind became unusually harsh, and it was also a signal in itself: according to the script, the supporting characters and tricks of the movie began to die.

"The Fox Leader informs the Fox Squad," the voice of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. rang out again, "Separate, survey your mission area." Fox 7, the Earth Resources Satellite installation. ”

"Understood, Team Leader Fox." Two helicopters broke away from the formation and flew to the left.

"Fox Three goes to District Six."

"Others, stay with the leader."

Mo Fei responded to this order with practical actions, maneuvering the helicopter to fly to the flank of the group, forming a close formation with the other members of the fox team.

Through the gap in the cabin seats, He Xie saw blue smoke rising from the ground. He recalled the plot of the movie, the two helicopters that undertook the transport mission landed one after another, and the soldiers quickly unloaded the packing boxes, set up instruments and set up camps under the command of scientists; They were able to complete all the work quickly, and the instruments were functioning normally, so the ground commander notified the group that they could launch a shock bomb.

Guo Bo turned around again and nodded to everyone in the back cabin. "Guys, get ready."

"I'm ready." Lynch hurriedly spoke.

But he wasn't the person Guo Bo was looking for. The Lord God arranged for him to be a scientist, wearing a beautiful blue vest, and all he had to do now was to stay in his place and not cause trouble to others.

"Get out of the way." Guo Bo pushed him away, "Qin Lang, and that crab, get ready." ”

Away from the helicopter, the crew of the Fox III dropped the first bomb to the accompaniment of music. The explosion and the fireball that rose into the air attracted He Xie's attention, and coupled with the title Guo Bo used, "that crab", he almost didn't react.

That title made him angry, not to mention that Guo Bo himself had already made him unbearable.

"I'm not a crab, and I'm not the crab!" He called, twisting his body awkwardly, facing Guo Bo's position, and raised two middle fingers.

The helicopter had flown at a very low altitude, just a little higher than the treetops, and he was no longer as worried as he had just been.

However, Guo Bo turned his gaze back to the front after speaking, and his bold move was completely in vain.

Thankfully, his words worked.

"I'm sorry, my bad." Guo Bo raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and apologized to him.

Regardless of whether he was sincere or not, this action made He Xie unable to continue to be angry at him, and could only turn to the back half of the sentence just now.

Ready? He Xie didn't know what else he could prepare except to grab the cabin and wait for Mo Fei to complete the landing disguised as a shot down. Scream?

"What do you want me to prepare?"

"Your M60."

He Xie's body tilted and almost fell off the helicopter. "You want me to shoot at that super gorilla?"

"Either you or Qin Lang, whoever gets the opportunity will fire, don't worry, just to make others feel like we fought a battle."

He Xie was skeptical about it — any of Guo's plans now made him suspicious, fearing that he just wanted to make a big news. "What if I hit?"

"You're trained to shoot?"

"Nope."

"Live fire?"

"Once."

"Luck?"

If I had even a little luck, I wouldn't be here. He Xie shook his head weakly. "Very poor."

"Trust me," Guo Bo's tone suddenly became heavy, "even if this helicopter and that super gorilla are all stationary, you won't be able to hit it." ”

“Loser。” Lynch let out a chuckle.

His laughter embarrassed He Xie very much. However, he could only endure it silently, and he could not return the favor to Lynch. This was his own mistake, and he was stupid: he should have thought a long time ago that as a poor shooter with two of the five rounds of ammunition in military training hitting the target next door and three of them not hitting the target at all, the M60 was probably not as useful in his hands as a crowbar, and even if Guo Bo really wanted to make a big news, he would not pin his hopes on him.

"I'm just a complete idiot." He whispered to himself, grab the machine gun and get ready to shoot.

It's easy to do, he hasn't touched the real M60 but has seen the introduction to the firearms website, as well as movies and games, knows how to make it shoot bullets, and God knows what is wrong with the logic program of the "hero of the main god", it is already in a loaded state and ready to fire, which saves him a lot of time.

And at this moment, what he lacks is time. The incessant explosions are the last sign that an angry super-gorilla is about to appear......

No, it has appeared.

Guo Bo's cheerful and excited cry announced its arrival. "Look, the main character is here!"

He seemed happy, but He Xie still remembered that a few minutes ago he was still angry that King Kong didn't care about his life and death while he wanted to protect the giant beast.

He has a problem with his brain, and it's serious.

Even so, He Xie's evaluation didn't stop him from looking in the direction that Guo Bo was pointing at. The first to come into his sight was a helicopter that had been pierced through the cabin by an entire tree, and the first loss of the group, which was falling to the ground; Then there is the real protagonist of the film, who has already grasped the second target, and while letting out a loud roar, swinging it, squeezing it out of shape with all his might, swallowing a soldier who fell out of the cabin, and finally throwing the scrap metal in his hand.

"Who remembers the plot of the movie?" Lynch was frightened, and his voice suddenly soared several degrees, "Is someone really swallowed by King Kong?" ”

"Don't look at me." Guo Bo said, "I dragged the progress bar to read it. ”

He Xie nodded. "Me too."

"Apparently we all are." Qin Lang concluded, "But the situation we encountered is likely to be different from the plot of the movie......"

The various exclamations coming from the headphones drowned out his voice. Except for the culprit who caused everyone to fall into the trap, the unexpected beasts and sudden attacks shocked and overwhelmed everyone, and the soldiers' reactions were all instinctive, and the group of planes that had been rushing directly towards King Kong quickly dispersed, and then closed to form an encirclement around it, and every weapon capable of firing was also aimed at the target.

"The fox leader informs the fox team to fire freely!" The head of S.H.I.E.L.D. gave the order.

The battle began.

Modern combat aircraft made of aluminum and steel roamed and hovered around the building-tall creatures, attacking it with the most ferocity they could ever display. They fly like a swarm of buzzing mosquitoes, and they attack like mosquitoes. The 7.62 mm caliber full-power bullet had little effect on the beast, and its only use was to make it more violent. It roared again, thumping itself in the chest like all orangutans, showing its strength, and charging at a helicopter that was too close.

With a single blow, it turned Mr. Lieutenant Colonel's proud air rider into a pile of smoking wreckage.

And then the next one.

Casualties are mounting.

A helicopter, probably the Fox Five, according to radio communications, abruptly disengages from the fight, hovers over a downed helicopter, and drops a soldier to rescue his comrades, but the soldier and his rescue object are immediately turned into something presumably a meatloaf or something by the behemoth; The Fox Leader and another helicopter armed with a Gatling gun attempted to flank the target from front to rear, but the Behemoth was so dexterous and cunning that it leapt away from the pilots before they could react, allowing the two helicopters to finish off themselves and each other in a mid-air impact.

The remaining helicopters continue to attack, although their defeat is already a foregone conclusion.

Chapman's Fox Six was next: King Kong grabbed its tail rotor, then let go—the high-speed spinning tail rotor cut its palm—and the giant sea stallion instantly lost control, spun and slid off into the distance.

"It's our turn, Moh!"

Guo Bo's cry reminded He Xie. He dropped the machine gun and pressed his hands against the cabin, waiting for Mo Fei to finish his job. But the helicopter suddenly climbed upwards and then dived downward. On the other side that he couldn't see, Qin Lang stood up, leaned most of his body out of the cabin, held the fuselage with his left hand, and continued to spray bullets at the giant beast in front of him.

If King Kong was smart enough to remember the performance of each enemy, he would be surprised that Qin Lang's aim suddenly increased exponentially, almost every bullet could hit its body, but it avoided all the vital points, it would not be fatal, but it could arouse the hostility of a beast.

With another roar, King Kong unleashed its giant palm.

He Xiezheng was bewildered by the sound of gunfire, and Lynch's screams and rapidly growing palms kept him in his mind. He thought it had been a mess, but the helicopter spun sharply and dodged the attack at a tricky angle that seemed to have been carefully calculated.

No matter what Qin Lang and Mo Fei thought, they managed to attract all the attention of the super gorilla. It began to chase this unusual enemy, attacking again and again, only to miss again and again. Mo Fei's flying skills stunned He Xie, he could always avoid attacks in an extremely dangerous way at the last moment, as if he was not dodging, but playing with the giant beast behind him.

For a moment, He Xie even thought that Mo Fei's thrilling game would never end.

This is, of course, just his delusion.

"Attention." He heard Mo Fei's muffled voice, and then the helicopter began to vibrate violently, and the roar of the engine turned into a piercing scream.

To onlookers, the lucky helicopter's good fortune finally came to an end, and although it still dodged the attack of the behemoth, it was grazed in the heart by a stone splashed by the attack.

It emitted black smoke and helplessly began to follow the last track of Fox Six.