Chapter 111: Princess Vinegar Red Envelope 300, Third Update!
"Ouch......"
I screamed in pain, the left side of my face was swollen, can this sharp mouth bite does it hurt?
But I didn't feel that I was kissed, but I was beaten by Lu Xueqi. (See the latest chapterβ² Μ θ«δΈ_β~ΟΗηζΈι£WWw.ΠAΞsΞUg.Β°COΠΌ) covered the left side of his face on the spot and looked back at her. Said depressedly: "Hey, Mr. Lu, why are you beating me again?" What kind of weapon was used this time? It's not the palm of your hand, is it? β
Lu Xueqi's face is red, I don't know why she is so red! She suddenly had a frost on her face, and her apricot eyes were full of anger, and she gave me a kick suddenly: "Little bastard, what are you still doing here?" Don't you want to go out yet? Are you going to burn here? β
Alas, I'll just assume this is moody, right? Turning his head and looking at the foot of the peak, oh, it's a little far away, there is a roar like thunder under the mountain, but it is already smoke rising, and the fog is rising in the autumn night, and the duel between Mu Ziyanruo and Mao Xufeng can no longer be seen clearly.
However, at that time, Mu Ziyanruo actually whispered to me: "Wild Flower Daoist, leave the sea of fire quickly." Stay in danger! I'm fine here, I'm afraid I won't be able to kill this stinky old thief today, but he will never be better! You hurry up and leave, see you at the back door of Nanhong Xiangru Hotel in a while! β
Hearing this, I didn't say much, and immediately urged the turtle shell to cross into the sea of fire. Along the way, the collapsed beam brought fire and smashed on the turtle shell, without any damage. Lu Xueqi was not scared at all, but looked up in all directions and shouted: "It's so exciting!" Little bastard, it's so exciting! Your turtle shell is so cool, so cool! Again. Wear the sea of fire over there, wear that side, ahhh......hh
Alas, I was simply speechless. This Lu Lengyan simply likes this kind of scene very much. Excited to the extreme, there is no cold arrogance at all, like a crazy little girl, that voice screams...... Tut-tut...... This sound is only available in A#V, how many times can I hear it in reality?
I could only urge the turtle shell to rush wildly, and smashed the main entrance of the main peak hall. When looking back, alas. The subjective nature of this Jiugang view is still in flames, and it can be regarded as completely destroyed.
However, by accident, the turtle shell rushed out of the platform in front. I rolled all the way down the mountain road. Lu Xueqi couldn't get excited, screamed, and scolded me, "Little bastard, can you drive?" He hugged me tightly.
Then, the world whirled, and I couldn't control the turtle shell anymore, so I subconsciously hugged her tightly and rolled down with the turtle shell. This taste is called a sour, stimulating ......
But the turtle shell quickly balanced itself and slowly floated down a cliff. At that time, Lu Xueqi was scared, and hugged me tightly, and fell into the turtle shell with me, and her two legs were so frightened that she actually clamped my left leg, and the undulating body line made me feel uncomfortable!
The seventh princess was obviously angry, and grabbed my two poor little earlobes fiercely, and scolded: "Little fool? Why are you holding so tightly? Do you really want to accept a broken flower like her? β
I screamed in pain and replied, "Hey! Teacher Lu is not a broken flower, okay? β
I'm rubbing, am I crazy? Or is it a heartfelt response?
Anyway, Lu Xueqi let go of me all of a sudden, rolled up, and kicked wildly: "Little bastard, who do you say is the broken flower and the willow?" Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? The old lady is still ......."
The word "female" didn't burst out, Lu Xueqi's face was flushed, and she even kicked me desperately, as if she wanted my life. Lao Tzu was so frightened that he crawled, but fortunately he was not kicked.
It's just that the seventh princess snorted coldly, actually let go of my ears, and said, "Little fool, look at this woman's style, how ruthless is it?" Do you still dare to accept her? β
Depressed, my wife, I'm really jealous! But I still had to dodge Lu Xueqi's tricks again and again, and shouted: "Teacher Lu, you have something to say!" Don't be rough, okay? I've saved you so many times, and I'm not grateful for this? I'm still a teenager, you are a role model, you have to love your students! Don't fight, don't fight......"
Alas, this life is really as thin as paper. After a fierce attack, Lu Xueqi finally stopped.
Lao Tzu is really unhappy, such a tough girl, Lao Tzu doesn't want to accept her! It's just that the seventh princess pulls her ears, and then a living concubine who fights at every turn in real life, this day is really impossible.
However, I am determined to accept Lu Xueqi as an apprentice. Be her teacher, see how Lao Tzu trains her, let her suffer enough! Hum......
However, after Lu Xueqi stopped, she looked at it and couldn't help but praise a few words: "Well, yes, this turtle shell can also be used as a parachute!" Little bastard, you're such an amazing guy, I'm out of sight, old lady! By the way, you ......"
As she spoke, Lu Xueqi looked at my left side of the face and raised her right hand. When Lao Tzu saw this, he quickly dodged and shouted, "Stop fighting!" Please consider the feeling of the face! β
The seventh princess laughed when she heard this, she actually laughed! The horse master has been beaten like this, and she can still laugh, alas...... My wife!
Lu Xueqi shook her right hand hatefully, took it back, stomped her foot and said coldly: "Little bastard, the old lady wants to point to your face and ask if your face still hurts?" β
I didn't turn the corner, and helplessly pointed to the left side of my face and said, "Teacher Lu, I've made you fight like this, can I not be in pain?" I'll hit you, try? β
"You deserve it! Who told you to be a hooligan? Lu Xueqi raised her eyebrows, with a cold frost on her face, and reprimanded.
"Hey! Where am I a hooligan? β
"Where are you not a hooligan?"
"I ......"
Forget it, don't tell her, she's right anyway. I turned around and looked out silently. Lu Xueqi shut up, said no more, and turned away.
After a while, the turtle shell fell to the bottom of the valley, crushing a tree, and I immediately urged it to rush to the parking lot. Lu Xueqi didn't behave much anymore, just stood in the turtle shell, looking at the scenery all the way, as if she was enjoying this self-balancing function, so stable!
After a while, I arrived at the parking lot. I put away the turtle shell, and the sound of the fire siren could be heard on the mountain road in the distance. I looked up at the top of Jiugang Peak again, where the fire was raging!
Lu Xueqi looked up, but snorted coldly: "Hmph, burn well, burn beautifully, burn wonderfully, burn it all!" β
I slammed my head and shouted, "Oh no! Zheng Long is still on the top of the mountain! Uh......"
Now I remembered, it seems that when I passed the front door of the main hall, the Jiugang Tree Array had already disappeared! What about Zheng Long, it won't be that the fire burned to death, right?
At that moment, a familiar voice came from behind him: "Haha, little white face, you and Teacher Lu are a good match, hahaha......"
Lao Tzu was depressed and surprised, turned his head and saw that Zheng Long's guy was actually sitting in the back seat of Lu Xueqi's car, poking out his head, looking at us dumbfounded and laughing.
Lu Xueqi's face was frosty yesterday, and she scolded: "Stupid big man, what are you talking about? Looking for a fight? The old lady is ten years older than the little bastard, can you take a fancy to him? Worthy of your sister? β
"I didn't say anything! I mean, your hairstyles go well together! Zheng Long immediately raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
At this time, I looked at Lu Xueqi's fried chicken nest depressedly, she even stared at my hair, and then laughed, didn't say anything, jumped into the cab, and said to me: "Zhang Yeji, get in the car, leave here first!" β
Test! I cursed, went over immediately, and sat in the passenger seat.
Lu Xueqi started, got out of the parking lot, and rushed towards Nanhong City. This woman was obviously having a very exciting night tonight, and the speed was very fast, and the BMW with the broken left headlight was racing like lightning on the mountain road, and there was a drift from time to time, so that Zheng Long and I had to tighten the window to fight.
Zheng Long was even more frightened and shouted: "Ahhhhh I'm going to swoon, I'm going to vomit, ahh......hhh
Who knew that Lu Xueqi replied: "Who told you not to wear a seat belt?" Silly #you? β
But Zheng Long fastened his seat belt, and he was still shaking, and he was actually pulled off by the seat belt for his heavy body, alas......
I cleverly fastened my seat belt, just shaking, but it wasn't very powerful, I could only understand that Lu Xueqi was really a crazy woman, and she was really crazy enough.
Not long after, when I passed by eight fire trucks, I still looked back at the top of Jiugang Peak, alas, the fire was getting smaller, and when the firefighters arrived, it was almost burned.
I still can't help but ask Lu Xueqi: "Will it be okay if it burns like that?" β
"There's a fart thing, the old lady bears it!"
This is the most domineering thing I've ever heard of Lu Xueqi, so I was at ease.
Zheng Long dangled so much that he could only pull the left and right handles with both hands, and his huge body dangled like a swing, and he actually praised: "Teacher Lu is so domineering!" The little white face, hugging Mr. Lu's thighs, mixed up with the wind and water! β
I was speechless, but Lu Xueqi glanced at me and said coldly: "If you want to hug my thigh, no way!" β
Rub, Lao Tzu even hugged people, she saw everything, she is still so arrogant?
I ignored Lu Xueqi, but asked Zheng Long: "You guy, why didn't you get burned to death?" How did the Nine Gangs Tree Array break? β
Zheng Long also returned to seriousness, saying: "Speaking of this, this tyrant is also depressed! Somehow, those four trees stunned me. When I woke up, I was in the car! Little white face, do you think it's weird? β
I already secretly understand in my heart, maybe it is the good old monk who is exerting his power, right? But I didn't want to say it explicitly, so I just nodded: "Well, weird, weird, really weird!" As long as you're safe, that's good! β
Zheng Long also nodded and said, "Well, it's just that the strange ball is very strange, and there is no solution!" Teacher Lu, you are highly educated, tell me why this is? β
"Roll the calf, the old lady doesn't know!" Lu Xueqi responded simply and continued to drive.
There was nothing to say all the way, but Lu Xueqi still drove the car to the back door of the Xiangru Hotel in Nanhong City according to my request. There was an extended Lincoln parked on the side of the road, and there was no sign of Mu Ziyanruo.
I asked Zheng Long and Lu Xueqi to wait in the car, I got out of the car by myself, stood under the tree next to Lincoln, and was about to wait for Mu Ziyanruo for a while, when the back door of the car opened.
I suddenly felt a thick yin qi rushing towards my face, and subconsciously looked at the open car door, and my heart tightened......-