"I didn't expect this yellow-haired girl to be a Yamada fairy who sold 2.2 million copies." Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit the nail of his right thumb and looked unwilling.

"Don't be unwilling." Zuo Xiaoyou peeled the apple skin and said: "How much sales depends on the market and luck, but in terms of writing, the senior sister wants to dump her ten streets." ”

Although the sales volume of Yamada Fairy is very high, the writing is admittedly poor, and it can only be said that it is quite smooth to read, and there is nothing to enjoy and learn between the lines at all. To put it simply, Yamada Fairy is a ghost who has no writing, but interprets the fun of the story to the extreme. Once her story loses its interest, it will be worthless.

Although Kasumigaoka Shiyu hasn't read Yamada Fairy in its entirety, I've still read the first 30,000 words on the Internet, but I haven't read it again after reading those 30,000 words. As Zuo Xiaoyou said, the writing is too poor, and the fun of the story seems to be the innate talent of Yamada Fairy, who can't improve his writing ability through reading.

Kasumigaoka Shiha was just shocked by the sales of Yamada Fairy's 2.2 million copies, which was four times as many as hers. Thinking that that kind of children's writing can sell so many copies, she thinks that the industry pill.

"Junior, you can still see it very clearly." Kasumigaoka Shiyu propped his elbows on the table, supported his cheeks with the backs of his hands, looked at the left and right knife workers skillfully cutting fruits, and smiled: "I didn't expect Junior-kun's cooking skills to be really good, and yesterday I thought you were deliberately handsome in front of girls." ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled helplessly: "Although young boys like to show off themselves in front of the opposite sex, I am different from ordinary boys, and I will not do things that I can't do." ”

Kasumigaoka's eyes sparkled, and she smiled: "Ah, the junior is so mature and very charming." ”

"Thank you." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and asked, "Isn't Senior Sister going to play with everyone?" It's boring to see me cutting fruit! ”

"Not at all." Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled: "Serious boys are the most handsome, I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it, the junior who cooks seriously is very handsome." ”

"If the senior sister is really idle, can you help me peel the banana out?" Left Xiao pointed to the banana in his hand and said.

"Peel off the banana of the junior, and then eat the banana of the junior?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu said with a lot of force: "The junior is unexpectedly bold! ”

"It's my mistake, senior sister is just free." If there are only two people, it doesn't matter how dirty it is, but saying such things in front of so many people, even if he has gone through forty-six years of ups and downs in two lifetimes combined, he can't bear it.

It's just a seventeen-year-old girl, why is she so bold? Or is it worthy of being two-dimensional?

"Zuo Jun, do you need my help?" When Kasumigaoka Shiyu was still interested and wanted to continue to tease Zuo Xiaoright, Megumi Kato, who had been invisible, finally appeared.

Kato, you are really a living bodhisattva who saves suffering!

"Then please ask Kato to help me bring these two plates of dim sum!" Zuo Xiaoyou took the Chinese dim sum prepared in advance out of the refrigerator and handed it to Megumi Kato.

"Okay."

"Tsk!" Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou and Megumi Kato had a tacit understanding like a newlywed, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was unhappy for a while.

"Ah, I, I'll help too!" Sawamura Eiri saw Megumi Kato go to help, and she was embarrassed to sit.

"No need." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "The ingredients have been processed in advance, just fry them in the pot." ”

"That'...... Then I'll help set the dishes and chopsticks. "Ying Li Li always wants to do something, as a noble lady, after all, she is not so thick-skinned when others help, but she sits and waits for food.

"Then I'm bothering you."

"It's just a small thing, not a hassle at all." Ying Li Li was very happy that she could help, and then glanced coldly at An Yilun, who was fanatically discussing the plot with the Yamada fairy, and silently placed the dishes and chopsticks on the table.

After a fruit salad is ready, the left and right start stir-frying.

The Chinese stir-fry of the Great Song Dynasty can be described as a unique in the world, it is completely a kind of flame art, when the dishes are fried with fierce fire and hot oil, the whole pot of dishes is burning, although a little scary, but very wild, full of momentum. The dishes after the pot are distinctly colored, fragrant, and have both color, flavor and shape, which makes people have a great appetite at a glance.

Zuo Xiaoyou found that his cooking skills after rebirth have improved I don't know how many times, when his hands touch the ingredients, he will unconsciously appear in his mind a variety of cooking methods and dishes, and in recent days, even the sawu who usually only likes to eat light vegetarian meals has been conquered by the various greasy meat dishes he cooked, and even gained some weight because of it.

It may be a gradual change, so that Shawu didn't notice it, compared to the nearly a month before the left and right crossing, she has actually gained five or six pounds. The proof is that her face is a little rounder than before, and although she is still cute, Zuo Xiaoyou is also beginning to worry about whether she will become a chubby girl in the near future.

"It smells so good!" The fanatical An Yilun was also attracted by the aroma of the food, turned his head to look at the dishes brought to the table, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva: "It seems to be delicious." ”

"Humph!" Ying Lili glared at him viciously: "If you don't work, you can't eat, and you don't have your share." ”

"Oh, no, it's too much!" An Yilun was also hit hard.

"Ethics is really lazy!" Sitting on the sofa, he was looking at a light Kasumigaoka Shiyu and said.

"You're the only one in the right to say that!"

"Huh?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu closed: "Dealing with a weak woman, you really deserve to be an ethical gentleman!" ”

"It's bad." Yamada Fairy looked at An Yilunya's eyes as if he was looking at garbage.

"Fairy Yamada-sensei, don't despise me!" An Yilun also held his head in his hands, and his brain was trembling.

Zuo Xiaoyou turned off the fire and put it on the plate, and said with a smile: "Ladies and girls, don't play tricks on Lunye." Kato, please bring this dish over. ”

"Okay." Megumi Kato silently brought the kung pao chicken to the table.

"I just wanted to ask." Ying Lili looked at the small plates that were extra packed for each dish on Zuo Xiaoyou and asked, "Why do you want to serve it separately?" ”

"Ah, these are for my sister." Zuo Xiaoyou said.

"Sister!?" Everyone was surprised: "Zuo Jun has a sister? ”

"Hmm." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "She's on the second floor, but this child is very scared, although I told her yesterday, she still doesn't want to come out to celebrate with everyone, so I had to give her a copy alone." ”

"Hey~~~~~ it turns out that the junior has a sister!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu's fingertips tapped lightly on her chin, "What's her name?" How old is this year? ”

"Saki, Izumi Sawu, 13 years old this year." Zuo Xiaoyou said.

"Izumi?" Everyone was stunned again, and An Yilun couldn't help but start gossiping: "Why is the teacher's sister surnamed Hequan?" Isn't it my own sister? ”

"Huh?" Everyone's expressions became a little strange.

Zuo Xiaoyou hummed softly and said, "My father and Sawu's mother reorganized the family two years ago, but they were in a plane crash when they went on their honeymoon, and since then I have been dependent on Sawu for my life. ”

This is the first time that Zuo Xiaoyou has told everyone about his life experience, and after everyone listened, their faces changed in unison.

"I'm sorry." ×4

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and waved his hand: "It's been so long, and Sawu and I have gotten used to it." It's just that Sawu has been locking herself in her room and refusing to come out after the accident, and this stay is two years, and I only met her again not long ago. ”

"Won't it?" Everyone was stunned.

"Anyway, it's too ...... to stay in the room for two years without seeing anyone," An Yilun also doesn't think that such a person will exist in the world.

"Because that person is Teacher Eromanga, he can work miracles." Yamada Fairy appears again in the second middle school.

"Teacher Eromana?" Everyone was stunned: "Who is it?" ”

Yamada fairy almost fell: "You guys...... Even the famous illustrator Mr. Eromana doesn't know? This is sin, and you deserve to go to hell. ”

"No, I don't think I'll go to hell for that." An Yilun also disagreed.

"Don't be verbose, you traitor!" The Yamada fairy glared at him viciously, he was still a fan of himself before, but now he stood up to refute himself, which was unforgivable.

"I didn't expect Zuo Jun's sister to be a well-known illustrator." Ying Ri Li seemed particularly interested: "Does she only draw illustrations?" ”

"Hmm." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Sawu is a very dedicated illustrator, except for illustrations, rarely draw anything else. After a pause: "Moreover, the illustration of my new book was done by Samist." ”

"Liarious!?" The crowd was amazed.

"It's true." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Because I focus on illustration, I can draw so well." After a pause: "In my opinion, Sawu's works are not inferior to Ying Lili at all." ”

"Cut, my sister's remarks are not credible." Ying Li Li was very unconvinced.

"Sister control?" Left and right pointed to himself.

"Isn't it?" This time, even Kasumigaoka Shiyu stood on the side of Ying Lili, picked up the light in his hand, and the name was "The Cutest Sister in the World": "Judging from what I just saw, this is completely a love letter written by a sister's brother to his sister." I thought that the younger generation had no sister.,It's just a simple creation.,Now it seems,The motivation of the younger generation is not pure! ”

Left small right: "......"

"It's hard to ...... Could it be that the teacher is really a sister control? An Yilun also took two steps back in fright, frightened.

Ying Lili's double ponytail slapped An Yilun's face: "Stupid, even if you see through it, don't say it!" ”

An Yilun also: "Yes...... Sorry ......"

Zuo Xiaoyou said helplessly: "Is it really like a love letter?" ”

"Of course." Kasumigaoka Shiyu licked her lips, when she was reading this book just now, it made her so sweet, and that sweetness made her extremely envious and longing. It's a pity that she is the only daughter in the family, and she doesn't have a sister and brother in the book, otherwise she would want to have a sweet and happy love with her unwarranted brother.

"It's a lot like a love letter, indeed." Yamada Fairy also nodded: "It's so sweet and greasy, it makes me sick." ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Yamada Fairy are both well-known light writers.,Their eyesight is also very strong.,The content written in the left and right book only needs to be read once to know what kind of emotion you want to express.,This emotion is a pair of brothers and sisters who are not related by blood.,The brother has a male and female affection for his sister.,And then work hard for it.,The story of the sister keeps sprinkling dog food.。

"You think so, too?" Zuo Xiaoyou can only turn his gaze to An Yilun and Ying Lili.

The two went to the bookstore after school yesterday to buy the first volume of Zuo Xiaoyou's new book, and then read the contents of the book overnight. To be honest, they were all fed with the dog food in the book.

It's so sweet, this book is completely sadistic about single dogs. After watching the single dog, he definitely wanted to find a sister to be his girlfriend, and then kept showing affection in the circle of friends and abusing those single dogs.

At that time, the two just felt that the brother and sister in the book were very affectionate and sweet, but they didn't think too much about the creator's life state and emotional expression in reality, until now, through the unanimous determination of Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Yamada Fairy, the two finally felt that something was wrong. Don't...... The left and right teachers (Zuo Jun) are a sister control?

Facing Zuo Xiaoyou's inquiring gaze, the two struggled slightly, and then nodded.

After all, I still don't want to go against my heart and lie to my friends: "This book is indeed like a love letter to my sister, but the content is ten thousand times more wonderful than a love letter." ”

Speaking of this, An Yilun also stretched out his thumb: "Don't worry, teacher, we won't say it." ”

......: "What else can you say at this time but say 'thank you'?"

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed helplessly: "I just wanted to write a book about my sister, but I didn't expect that the appearance of yarn fog would unconsciously emerge during the writing process, and then it was affected, and slowly it was like this." ”

"Sister control."

"Sure enough, it's my sister."

"Where's the sister!"

"It's disgusting."

"Hey, who said I was disgusting?" In the face of everyone's rebellion, Zuo Xiaoyou was angry: "Today's dessert has been canceled!" ”

"Don't, ahhh~~~~~~~~~~~hh

"Whoever identifies it can eat dessert." Sugar-coated cannonballs, terrible sugar-coated cannonballs are here.

"It's him!" In the blink of an eye, the three of them pointed at one person in unison, and this person was none other than the tsundere blonde with double ponytails - Sawamura Spencer Eiri!

"You...... You're betraying me!? Ying Lili was angry, and more sad: Woo, they are all big liars.

"Sure enough, it's a pear." Zuo Xiaoyou sighed lightly and said helplessly: "Ying Lili, you say that I can endure anything else, but you say that I am disgusting, which I will never tolerate." ”

"You...... What do you want? "Anyway, I scolded and scolded, and I was identified by everyone, no matter whether it was good or bad, Ying Lili would not admit defeat.

"Yo? It's quite imposing. Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "I don't want to do anything either, I just hope that before you say that others are disgusting in the future, it's better to think about whether you are disgusting or not, Mr. Kashiwagi Yingli." ”