"It's so noisy, I can't stand it."

Hearing Battle's endless wailing, Lin Luoyu was particularly irritable in his heart, if he wasn't holding him with both hands now, he would definitely slap Battle a few times at once, so that he could stop.

But now Lin Luoyu can't let go, because this dark river is full of crocodiles eyeing each other, is there any way to make Battle stop yelling?

Soon Lin Luoyu thought of a good solution.

Lin Luoyu pursed his mouth, and without saying a word, he directly blocked Battle's mouth with his mouth.

Just as the four lips of the two men were tightly combined, the air around them suddenly fell silent.

On the gloomy dark river, two men who hugged each other tightly kissed openly in full view of countless crocodiles, and it is estimated that Qiong Yao would not dare to write such a scene of "showing affection", and Yu Zheng would not dare to copy it.

But this picturesque scene really happened in the dark river under the Taklamakan Desert, and if there was a camera that could freeze this moment at this time, then this photo would definitely be selected as one of the "Top 100 Most Influential Photos of the 21st Century".

The name of the photo is called - Ki Love Kiss!

"Hey, hey, why are you kissing me? Put me down, let me down. ”

Battle's noisy voice floated over the river again, as if he was being taken by eighteen big men.

Lin Luoyu jumped to a lighthouse in the middle of the dark river with Battle in his arms, and then he let go of the hand holding Battle.

"Damn, Lin Luoyu, you actually ...... Actually took away my first kiss! Battle looked lonely and sad as if he had lost his soul.

"It's all your fault, who made you talk so much nonsense, my first kiss is gone." Lin Luoyu is rightly strong.

"Blame me? Are you so embarrassed? Battle was not convinced, it was obviously Lin Luoyu who forcibly kissed him, why did he blame him now?

It's unreasonable!

"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here, now I'm going to enter the eighteenth biological laboratory to save Wu Yuexin, please don't make trouble for me again, okay?"

Lin Luoyu was eager to save people, and his tone of voice was also softer.

"Hmph, do you want to save the beauty alone? Tell you, don't want to leave me alone to eat alone. Wu Yuexin, I'm saved. ”

Battle folded his hands over his chest, tilted his head high, and pouted.

"If you want to save someone, come with me."

After Lin Luoyu put down this sentence, he jumped directly from the lighthouse more than ten meters high to the air corridor opposite.

This air corridor leads right to the entrance to Biolab 18.

As soon as Lin Luoyu's feet landed, and before he could stand firmly, he heard a singing voice of at least 100 decibels behind him: "I want to fly higher......"

Lin Luoyu, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally clenched his fists, turned around and scolded: "Battle, are you finished?" ”

"Rub rubbing, rubbing ...... on this smooth ground"

Jumping back and forth on the wall with his super stretch shoes, Bartel was like the pinball in a 3D pinball game that was constantly being ejected, rampage through the not-so-spacious space, with no intention of stopping.

"You go to die!"

Lin Luoyu really didn't have time to be angry with Battle at this time, after all, the goddess he wanted to save was still uncertain, and he had to hurry.

Lin Luoyu stepped on the elastic shoes under his feet and ran down the glass air corridor, and almost in the blink of an eye, he came to the door of the eighteenth biological laboratory.

"Use the nunchucks and hum haha! If I had a light cornice, the wall walk......"

Battle's song still echoed above the river, and the crocodiles who had tried to eat him had lost their luck.

It's really feng shui in turn, thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river!

Battle kept jumping up and down with his super stretch shoes, which he was getting more and more familiar with, and every time he stepped on the roof and dived down, he would beat the crocodiles crawling in the dark river with the iron rod he had just picked up on the lighthouse. Battle used the light from his watch to locate the crocodiles, then struck them on the head with an iron rod. The crocodiles were beaten and fled, barely able to fight back.

After a few minutes, the crocodile, which has ultra-long vision, will immediately dive to the bottom of the water as soon as it sees Battle lunging towards it, and will not dare to show its head for half an hour.

That's how miserable it is......

"I only use nunchucks, hum haxi, use nunchucks quickly, hum haxi, those who practice martial arts should remember, the benevolent are invincible, who is practicing Tai Chi, wind and water......"

Battle was churning and jumping in the air while humming Jay Chou's famous song "Nunchuck" loudly in his mouth, and his current state was close to madness.

At the same time, Lin Luoyu was secretly sticking his eyes to the crack of the door of the No. 18 biological laboratory to observe the situation inside. Due to the narrow gap in the door, Lin Luoyu only saw some medical equipment and walking staff. But as he continued to adjust the angle of observation, Lin Luoyu finally saw the goddess he wanted to save!

At this time, Wu Yuexin was tied to a cross, she was wearing black eye patches and earmuffs, and black tape was also attached to her mouth. Wu Yuexin's hair was disheveled, her body kept shaking, her nose made a "mmmmmm

Damn, these villains dare to treat the flawless goddess in their hearts like this, it's unbearable, I'll go in and fight them now!

Just when the anger in Lin Luoyu's heart was already burning, Battle's wolf-like singing suddenly came from behind him.

"Use the nunchuck...... Ah, it hurts! ”

Lin Luoyu was secretly saying that it was not good in his heart, so Battle kicked open the door in front of him with his foot.

Lin Luoyu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, fortunately Lao Tzu hid in time just now, otherwise the goddess would have broken her bones and tendons before she could save herself.

"Brush, brush, brush."

All at once, four black holes were aimed at Battle's head.

"Who are you?"

Led by a tall man in a black suit, wearing black sunglasses, and holding a black Italian Beretta Model 92F pistol.

"Hey, hey, hey, this big brother, I'm sorry, I, I, I...... Here's my ID, you see. Seeing that his opponent had four guns and only one head, Battle immediately took a deep breath and respectfully handed the business card in his pocket to the man in black.

Name: Battle

Age: Always 18 years old

Position: Commander-in-Chief of the Pacific Fleet, CEO of Space Development, Chief Designer of the Mars Landing Program, Main Founder of Quantum Mechanics and Black Hole Theory, National Special Engineer of Combustible Ice Research, Holder of the World Long-distance Running Record, Rising Star in the Literary World, King of League of Legends National Service Zone 1, The First King-level Superstar with More Than 10 Million Tencent Weibo Fans.................. It's not me!

Property status: eight-digit bank deposits, five suites in Beijing Ring Road, six or seven luxury sports cars.................. It's an ideal I've long since abandoned.

I'm just a quiet beautiful man!