Chapter 22 Exchanges of Courtesies
By the time the fifth Tingyun returned to the camp with a jackal larger than him, the sun had been out for a while. Most of the people on the meadow have also collected their tents, busy lighting a fire to prepare breakfast, and the whole meadow is very lively, full of fireworks.
"Look, the fifth Tingyun has hit something again. As soon as he appeared on the grass, he immediately attracted countless pairs of envious eyes. Last night's smell of wolf meat can be said to have whetted the appetite of more than 1,000 people in the entire camp, although this group of cubs have prepared cooked food to roast and eat, but how can there be freshly beaten game to be fragrant and exciting.
"My good man, a mutant jackal, isn't he a piece of waste?"
"It doesn't matter if he's a waste or not, I don't want to eat these peanuts. Beside the countless bonfires, the children threw the peanuts in their hands directly into the fire, making a plucking sound.
"Dried fish fillet, cold steamed bun, roasted cake......" Someone turned his backpack upside down, but he still couldn't find the food he wanted, so he began to pinch his companions around, "Why don't we go get something to bake and eat?"
"What's the fight? wolf? come on...... I don't dare. "The kids are honest.
"If we can't beat the wolves, we can put some rabbits and fawns on them, which are better than shriveled fillets." ”
Many people nodded in agreement, so the group left one person to make a fire, and the rest went into the woods. Soon two more teams followed, followed by three, and three more with four, and in this way, at last almost seven or eight hundred men scattered into the woods to try their luck.
And the initiator of this situation, the fifth Tingyun, looked at the suddenly much quieter place in surprise, and wondered why these little cubs didn't eat breakfast?
"Fifth brother, wow! Fifth brother is so powerful, Lian'er is worried that she won't be able to fill her stomach today. "Fifth Tingyun just returned to the camp of Class A, and Dai Qinglian had already greeted him with a purple and black umbrella.
Fifth, Tingyun carried the wolf, took the knife, and walked towards the river: "Lian'er, why are you holding an umbrella again? ”
"No hassle. Dai Qinglian chuckled and followed behind the fifth Tingyun.
The two went to the river to slaughter the wolf, and the fifth Tingyun went to the neighborhood to pick up a few bundles of dry firewood, and came back to make a fire and roast meat. When the fragrance was overflowing, Wu Xiaoyan's group of six people came over again, they ate sweetness last night, so when they saw the fifth Tingyun coming back from beating wolf meat this morning, they didn't make a fire.
Fifth Tingyun didn't refuse them, they also consciously helped to add firewood, smear spices, and flip the barbecue grill, and the boys were diligent, but let Wu Xiaoyan and Dai Qinglian sit idle.
"Fifth brother, this one is bigger today than yesterday, how did you kill it?" They didn't care about the cold attitude towards the fifth Tingyun before yesterday, and the children probably didn't hold grudges yet.
"Yes, yes, let's talk about it. Including Dai Qinglian also coaxed.
coughed twice and cleared his throat, and the fifth hearing Yun was not ashamed, so he regarded himself as Tan Lei, and passionately told the whole story of the wolf hunt in the early morning, and frightened these children into a daze, so they almost knelt down to worship him as a teacher. He looked at the admiration and admiration in the eyes of these little cubs, not to mention that he was really cool in his heart.
"Wow, no wonder you kid is following us...... Hmmmm...... "Just when the fifth listening cloud was dark, the fat man of the Yellow River suddenly jumped out from behind, and almost slapped the fifth listening cloud to the ground.
As soon as he saw the Yellow River, the fifth Tingyun quickly covered his mouth and said to the children around him with an embarrassed expression: "My friend, this is my friend." After warning Huang He with his eyes, he let go of his hand and asked, "How did you find here?"
"It was my nose that brought me here. Huang He pointed to his nose and laughed.
"Sure enough, all the fat people in the world can't escape the level of 'eating'. ”
"It's a blessing to be able to eat. Huang He didn't care whether the people around him agreed or not, cut a large piece of meat down, and said while eating, "So, you used this wolf meat to bribe me and open up the relationship, you used the right method and went through the right back door." Rest assured, next action ......"
Ahem...... Fifth, Tingyun hurriedly coughed twice, and the fat man was silent and concentrated on gnawing the meat.
The fat man is a self-cooked, and it didn't take much effort to establish a good relationship with this group of children. He didn't wear the costume of Jiaqing Academy this time, and the children didn't know that he was a top student from Jiaqing, but he was the fifth Tingyun's childhood playmate. They are not familiar with the fifth hearing cloud, so naturally they don't know their friends, and because of this, no one delves into the identity of the fat man.
Nine people add firewood to the firewood, barbecue to the barbecue, cut the cut, anyway, each is busy. When they are busy, everyone is in a dragon gate formation, the fat man is popular, he can tell jokes, and he makes these little children lean forward and backward, and they call "Brother Huang" closer than anyone else.
"Fifth brother, will you go out and bring Lian'er next time?" Although Dai Qinglian also listened to the fat man's jokes, she just smiled, sat on the side and held an umbrella, quite a bit like a lady.
Fifth Tingyun shrugged his shoulders and did not refuse.
However, these words were heard by others, including Wu Xiaoyan, who were also clamoring to follow.
Now it will be embarrassing, if you let these people follow, wouldn't it be exposed? Fifth Tingyun deliberately lowered his face and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "With so many people going, the beast has already been scared away. ”
At this time, the team came back with their heads drooped, looking dejected, and they didn't gain much at first glance. He had an idea, pointed to the teams and whispered, "Look at them, they go together in a noisy manner, and they can hunt things before they have ghosts." ”
The children turned their heads to look, and sure enough, they saw that the teams were empty-handed and returned in defeat, so they immediately thought about it and praised the fifth Tingyun for what he said was true.
"Good buddy, there are two tricks to fool people. Huang He wiped the oil from his mouth and whispered in the ear of the fifth Tingyun.
"Each other, each other. The fifth listened to the clouds, looked at the nose and nose, and said, "You are far worse than the old brother, and looking at these little boys, you are almost the land lord." ”
After eating, Huang He touched his belly, which was bigger again, got up from the ground with difficulty, and said to the fifth Tingyun: "It's not too early, the boss is waiting for me, I'll go first." ”
"Wait. The fifth Tingyun cut off the only remaining leg, wrapped it in a palm leaf, and handed it to the fat man, "Go, I'll send you." "There are some things that are not good to say in front of the children.
The two left side by side.
"Okay, you kid, it's not enough to bribe me, and you're going to slap up our group. Huang He grinned and scolded.
"You help me make meat, I help you roast, roast everyone to satisfy their hunger, mutual benefit, it can be regarded as a courtesy, isn't it? The fifth Tingyun smiled, replied to the Yellow River on his lips, and shouted in his heart: The bonus of the Spring Outing will be determined - it's accurate!
"By the way, if you bring a message to Zhao Tao, just say that I, the elder brother, am not sorry for Tingfeng, everyone is a friend. What do you say?"
"Why don't you say it to your face?" asked the fat man.
"Damn/yes, he has a cold face and doesn't look close, can the old man also have face?"
Huang He was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to his thumb and spit out two words: "Geng Zhi!"