"Brother, it seems that you are not in a good mood today." Said a man wearing a skull helmet.

"Yes, I went home on a blind date a few days ago and failed, and now the bride price of the woman's family starts at least 200,000 yuan, not including the house and car, and the minimum is "thousands of purples and thousands of reds and greens", you say that I am a poor dick, where can I get so much money? I'm in my thirties, and I haven't found my daughter-in-law yet, do you think I can't be in a hurry? Another man in a skeletal helmet spoke out of his frustration.

"Brother, why didn't you say this big thing earlier?" After hearing this, the man slapped his thigh and assured, "I will go and get you a woman in a few days, so that you can get married this year." ”

"Big brother, if you can really help me marry a daughter-in-law, I am willing to be your own son." When the man who sighed heard this, he almost didn't kneel down and kowtow to the person next to him and call his father.

"Look what you're talking about? What does it mean to marry a daughter-in-law? Is the daughter-in-law married? Is it good for the daughter-in-law to be robbed? In a few days, our boss will send us to the nearby Zhuangzi to look for a few beauties, saying that we are going to do DNA stem cell regeneration experiments, anyway, that thing is very complicated, I haven't studied, and I don't understand, but ah, when the time comes, we will secretly hide a woman, this god is unaware, isn't your daughter-in-law there? ”

After hearing these words, the decadent man suddenly felt that his head suddenly brightened, and even the night sky in the sky turned into a clear sky, and he couldn't help but say: "Then there is Brother Lao to help the younger brother, and the younger brother guarantees that there will be heavy thanks after the matter is completed." ”

"It's so polite for you to say this, you said that you have been with me for so long, can I bear to see you live alone for the rest of your life? The ancients had a saying that wow, unfilial piety has three nos, if you don't have a daughter-in-law, isn't it the biggest unfilial piety to your parents? Let me tell you, this time you marry a daughter-in-law, you have to follow your eldest brother and me well, earn a sum of money in the future, go home, and set up a stall in the village when the time comes, do some small business, and this life will be almost the same. Don't say you make a lot of money, it's all fake, who doesn't want to live a life in peace? We're all forced by life to come out and mix it up, right? ”

With that, the man took off the skull helmet on his head, then took out a Zhonghua brand cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth.

"Big brother, I have a fire here." The other man hurriedly took out a windproof metal lighter and stepped forward to help the eldest brother light a cigarette.

It was at this time that Battle came out with a timidly gait.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, Battle danced the passionate samba in the desert under the stars, which he learned from a beautiful Brazilian dance teacher when he was in elementary school in the United States.

When he dances, his body sometimes leans to the left, sometimes to the middle, sometimes to lean forward, sometimes to lean back, swaying like a palm tree in the wind, swaying vividly, in the style of tropical folk dance. Especially every time he lifted his buttocks when he danced, the hearts of the two men in front of him shook, and their saliva flowed.

After dancing a samba, Battle twisted the waist of the water snake and walked in front of the two with kitten steps.

"Two big brothers, the little woman is lost alone in this vast desert, please help me find my way home. The life-saving grace of the two, the little woman has nothing to repay, but to make a promise to each other. Battle said as he fired his intoxicating eyes at the two men.

After Battle's voice became as shrill as a woman after drinking the beauty potion, and as soon as his delicate words came out, coupled with the soul-seducing eyes, it was like sprinkling ecstasy in the air, which fascinated the two men, and they were speechless for a while.

There are such otherworldly and stunning beauties in the world! The two of them rubbed their eyes so desperately that the cigarette in the eldest brother's mouth fell to the ground without even noticing.

"Two big brothers, do you have something on my face?" Battle asked, blinking his big watery eyes and covering his red cheeks.

"Beauty, you're lost, aren't you? No problem, as long as you follow our two brothers, within three days, you will be able to get out of this vast desert. My name is Zhang San, this is my little brother, his name is Li Si, dare to ask the beauty of your noble surname? ”

Zhang San is worthy of being an old man, and he quickly recovered from the temptation of beauty, unlike that Li Si, who is still standing there drooling non-stop, like a fool.

"The little woman's name is Venus."

Battle lowered his head, looking very shy.

"Big sister, don't be afraid, what are you afraid of? I'm not a bad person. You just said your name was Venaz, didn't you? ”

"The little girl's name is Venus, not Venaz." Battle corrected.

"Oh, yes, it's Venus, Venus, look at my ears, hehe. Big sister, you see that there is not even a human figure in this place, it is too dangerous for you to sleep alone, you don't know, there are often wolves in this desert that eat people and do not spit out bones, if you touch them, it will be bad! But don't be afraid, isn't there me? What do you see in my hand? This is the best submachine gun in the world - the German MP5 submachine gun, and if those wolves are unlucky enough to run into their grandfather, I, hmph, I will destroy them one by one. Big sister, you said you were so beautiful, so stay with me for the night. Hey, hey, hey......"

Zhang San looked at the "big beauty" in front of him with a lewd smile on his face, and began to move his hands and feet against Battle.

"Don't, don't......"

Battle's appearance of wanting to refuse and welcome made Zhang San's blood boil even more, he put the submachine gun in his hand on the ground, and then impatiently untied his trouser belt.

Just when Zhang San was about to leave the best memories of his life on this beautiful night, a dark shadow quietly appeared at his feet.

"Who?" Zhang San was about to turn back after seeing the black shadow on the ground, when Lin Luoyu raised the iron rod in his hand and smashed it heavily on the back of his head.

Boom!

Zhang San felt the Venus in front of him, his head was dizzy, and then he fell to the ground unconscious.

Boom!

Li Si next to him also fell.

Lin Luoyu stood next to Zhang San and Li Si with an iron rod in his hand, he squatted down and carefully examined the two, and after making sure that they had really fainted, he took off their clothes one by one.

"If you didn't make a move just now, I was really given ** by this disgusting foot-picking man. Lin Luoyu, you are really my good brother. ”

Battle coldly gave Lin Luoyu a bear hug, which made Lin Luoyu look a little embarrassed.

What soft breasts, I'm - shamefully hard!