Chapter 5 Returning to Hometown (First Shift, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Xiao Li is very happy today, not only did he eat unparalleled food, but he also met a very good friend. It's a pity that he has too little personal time, and after spending three hours at White Coral's house, he had to end this pleasant exchange.
"Zuo, meeting you today is one of the luckiest things in my life, and I hope we can become good friends for life." Before saying goodbye, Xiao Li held Zuo Xiaoright's hand tightly and said very seriously.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly and patted Xiao Li's shoulder: "Of course, China will remember to call me later." If I go to the U.S., I'll call you too. ”
"I'm sure you'll have a great trip to the United States." Xiao Li happily hugged Zuo Xiaoyou, and then hugged Bai Coral and the Zhang family sisters, and left here accompanied by the Terminator's assistant.
I thought that the next time I saw Xiao Li, it should be a long time later, but I didn't expect that the next afternoon, Xiao Li came over again: "Hey, Zuo, my best friend, I'm so happy to see you." What's for dinner today? ”
Left small right: "......"
Xiao Li came to China just to shoot an advertisement, and after the advertisement was filmed, he could give himself a few days off, Xiao Li devoured delicious fried dumplings, and chirped: "Left, if you are a woman, I will definitely pursue you madly and make you Mrs. DiCaprio." ”
"Then you should blame God for not giving me a woman." Left small right road.
"Oh, no, no, no." Xiao Li shook his head again and again: "God must not bear to let such a perfect person become a woman, and then be bullied by bad men, so he will turn you into a man and let you be loved by women all over the world." ”
"Great explanation." Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but smile: "God will bless you." ”
"I hope so." As an American with a mouth full of God, Xiao Li actually doesn't believe in the existence of God, just like the current ****, from the day he was born, he is destined to believe in ******, even if you don't believe in it yourself, and do a lot of things that violate the doctrine, but your **** identity will not change.
Keep this identity, and your child will be able to add points in the college entrance examination in the future!
"I just hope God can give me a perfect family right now." Xiao Li made a prayer gesture: "There is a wife like Zuo who can cook Chinese food." ”
"Then you have to marry a Chinese wife." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "It's better to be trained as a chef, otherwise it will be difficult for them to make particularly delicious food." ”
Xiao Li shrugged: "Then I can only hire a maid who can cook Chinese food." ”
In order to hide people's eyes, Xiao Li has been living in Bai Sango's house for the next two days, and he has to eat the food made by Zuo Xiaoyou every day. In the past two days, he has indeed seen Zuo Xiaoyou's food skills, but whatever he wants to eat, Zuo Xiaoyou will make it, and what he makes is supreme delicious, and Xiao Li is very happy to eat.
To put it simply, in just two or three days, Xiao Li gained ten pounds......
On the day of separation, Xiao Li said to Zuo Xiaoyou: "Left, if my filming role needs me to gain weight in the future, can you come and be my personal chef for a few days?" ”
Zuo Xiaoyou looked funny: "One million dollars a day, look at it!" ”
"Shet! Left, you're such a vampire! ”
"Fack! You are paid tens of millions, so what if you give me millions! ”
The two of them were dumbfounded at the trash talk, and the white coral and the Zhang family sisters who listened directly couldn't believe that the two male gods actually had such a vulgar side. Especially the image of the left and the right, which directly collapsed.
Brother, did you say you want to be my lifelong male god?
"Hahaha......" scolded for a long time, after Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiao Li stopped, they suddenly laughed and hugged each other, Xiao Li smiled: "Zuo, I will miss you, and I will contact you often in the future." I said that if you come to the United States in the future, I will definitely give you a pleasant trip to the United States. ”
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Learn Chinese well, China's entertainment industry will become more and more developed in the future, and you will cooperate with the Chinese film industry." ”
Xiao Li nodded, hugged and said goodbye to Bai Coral and the Zhang sisters one after another, and then took a car to the airport with his assistant and returned to the United States.
Xiao Li is a good person, but he has the common problem of ordinary men - flower heart.
Xiao Li Ming has talked to three girlfriends in person, but he has had an affair with at least a three-digit woman behind his back, and fortunately he pays attention to safety and has not been recruited so far, otherwise he will use his life sooner or later to shoot a movie about AIDS patients, set an example and warn future generations.
Compared with him, the left and the right are even better. Of course, his situation is different from Xiao Li, Xiao Li has had a three-digit woman in this world, but Zuo Xiaoright is less than a two-digit woman.
In addition to the white coral and the Zhang sisters, there are also street girls who needed to solve physiological problems when they were drifting.
Zuo Xiaoyou had a relationship with six street women, and those street women were all hard-working people, so Zuo Xiaoyou would take care of their business when they needed it. But after many times and acquaintances, they have become friends who can chat.
Although Zuo Xiaoyou was not handsome back then, because of his good figure, durability, and his love of reading, those street girls who had no culture liked it quite much, and it seemed to touch a certain string in their hearts.
Sometimes, when these street girls come to something and can't do business, they will buy some food and drink and go to Zuo Xiaoyou's house to find him.
If Zuo Xiaoyou is working outside and is not at home, they will also help Zuo Xiaoyou clean up the house, cook, wait for Zuo Xiaoyou to come back, and then spend the night at Zuo Xiaoyou's house.
Back then, the women who stood on the street all said something similar to Zuo Xiaoyou: "If I could have met a man like you earlier, I would definitely not have come out to sell." I will do the housework, serve the men, and take care of the children, just like now. ”
"But......" The eyes of the women standing on the street have a deep story: "I don't have that life." ”
From the age of twenty to the age of thirty, Zuo Xiaoyou experienced these six street girls, but those street girls got along with him for a few years, earned enough money, and returned to their hometowns to get married one after another.
Among them, Zuo Xiaoyou met a very beautiful street girl, with a very good personality, hiding a deep gene of a good wife and mother, Zuo Xiaoyou and her get along very comfortably, with a strong taste of home, a sense of home. After about two years like this, he couldn't help but take the initiative to say something to her: "Don't do it, how about living with me?" ”
The street girl cried for a long time, and then made a dark mess with him. When he woke up, the woman standing on the street was gone, and the phone couldn't get through, and she was completely gone.
Later, he went to look for her at the place where the woman worked on the street, but the proprietress said that she had returned to her hometown and handed him a letter. The content of the letter is simple: "I am not worthy of you, you will meet better, forget me." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou really forgot her, because for two years, he didn't know what the woman's name was? only knows her 'stage name' - Xiaofang.
Xiaofang, Xiaofang again, go ****** Xiaofang!
That was the last street girl Zuo Xiaoyou had ever experienced, and since then, he has lived a monk's life, cultivating himself and cultivating his temperament, until he met the old man in the capital.
Zuo Xiaoyou has never talked about these things to anyone. has gone through many worlds and experienced so many gorgeous women, and his memory of Xiaofang has been blurred. In the final analysis, Xiaofang is a chicken, a pair of jade arms and thousands of pillows, a little red lips and thousands of guests, the two are together, just because they are strangers in a foreign land, it is rare to meet a person of the opposite sex who gets along well, and each takes what he needs.
To make a simple analogy, Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaofang back then, just like Yin Tianqiu and Liu Piaopiao in "The King of Comedy", Zuo Xiaoyou and Yin Tianqiu, are dead runners who can't see tomorrow; Xiao Fang, like Liu Piaopiao, is hard to say.
But Zuo Xiaoyou and Yin Tianqiu have different endings, just because Xiaofang is a more traditional woman than Liu Piaopiao, she feels that she is too dirty, it would be fine if she and Zuo Xiaoyou were a dewy couple, but to become a real husband and wife, she felt that she was not worthy.
Zuo Xiaoyou expressed his desire to be with her like this, which moved her, but was extremely panicked. She thought she couldn't bear this sudden happiness, so she chose to escape.
As for where is her hometown? Will you find an honest man to marry after returning to your hometown? It's not what Zuo Xiaoyou cares about anymore.
By the way, that Xiaofang was only twenty years old when she left, and she is only twenty-three years old now.
If Xiao Fang didn't lie to him.
"Teacher Zuo, what's wrong?" Sending Xiao Li away, seeing Zuo Xiaoyou standing on the balcony looking into the distance, his eyes were a little hazy, Bai Coral walked over and asked.
"Midyear is coming." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "I want to go back to my hometown." ”
Since leaving his hometown at the age of eighteen, Zuo Xiaoyou has never returned home, in fact, he has not sold the house at home, after all, there are his memories. But the house has not been inhabited for more than ten years, and it must be full of dust.
If it weren't for the street girls who just thought of returning to their hometowns, Zuo Xiaoyou wouldn't have thought about returning to their hometowns. Speaking of which, the house in his hometown is still a unit house divided by his parents after they got married, but then his parents spent money to buy it, and the property rights belonged to him.
"I'll go with Teacher Zuo." White Coral said, "By the way...... Paying tribute to our parents. ”
"We'll go too!" There is no reason why the two sisters should not go, the hometown of Zuo Xiaoright, they must go and see.
Since the three girls were going, Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, then went outside to buy something, and drove the RV back to Beihe's hometown.
In the world of "Charlotte's Troubles", Zuo Xiaoyou has stayed in his hometown for a few years, but that home is different from the current home after all. That family has parents, and this family has nothing.
Zuo Xiaoyou's hometown is about 250 kilometers away from the capital, and it took more than two hours to drive on the highway, and finally arrived at his hometown, a small county under the jurisdiction of Cangshi City. (To be continued.) )