Chapter 23: Super Stick (Second Update, Ask for Recommendation Votes)

At tonight's celebration banquet, everyone drank a lot of alcohol, regardless of whether they drank well or not, even Nie Zheng, who rarely drank alcohol.

At this moment, Nie Zheng was sitting on the main seat with a flushed face, burping and snorting with wine, chatting and boasting with Zhang Dazhuang, Yang Feihu and other leaders sitting around.

Suddenly, he raised his eyes and looked around, and found that in the huge evil gathering hall, everyone was gathered in groups of three or five to discuss a lot, and vaguely, he seemed to hear everyone discussing their arms and weapons.

At that moment, Nie Zheng's heart moved, and he secretly thought about how to make up blindly in the future, so that he could fool the origin of these arms and weapons?

At this moment, a sturdy stupid man suddenly staggered to Nie Zheng, grinning and said: "Village master, I heard from them, you have a firearm called Love Chopping Chicken, which is extremely powerful, and we brothers who guard the mountain want to see its power, can you take it out and let us open our eyes." ”

As soon as these words came out, all of a sudden, Wang Gang and Fang Fatzi, who had not descended the mountain, had their eyes lit up, and they looked at Nie Zheng with anticipation.

Seeing this scene, Nie Zheng laughed and said: "What's the matter, since the brothers are so enthusiastic tonight, then the owner of this village will take out the chicken that loves to cut to death, so that the brothers who have never seen it will open their eyes." ”

After saying that, he ordered Zhang Long to go to his residence, and after a while, Zhang Long took the AK47 that was placed at the head of the bed.

At this time, Nie Zheng held an AK47 in his hand, and under the fanatical gaze of a group of mountain bandits, he slowly raised the muzzle of his gun and aimed it at a row of empty wine jars placed at the gate.

"Phew!"

After a pretentious explosion, Nie Zheng quickly pulled the trigger.

Suddenly, the mountain bandits saw the body of the village owner shake slightly, and in an instant, the AK47 in his hand sprayed out a tongue of fire frantically.

Bang bang!!

After a series of dull and piercing gunshots, only a crisp sound of "clang, clang" was heard, and in the blink of an eye, more than a dozen empty wine jars placed dozens of meters away burst out of thin air.

When Nie Zheng put away his gun and returned to his position, at this time, in the huge Juyi Hall, there was an earth-shattering cheering sound, and the scene was extremely sensational!

Obviously, Nie Zheng's deterrent pretense had a very good effect.

Looking at everyone's extremely awe-stricken and shocked expressions, suddenly, Nie Zheng's eyes rolled and he thought of an excellent way to fool him.

Thinking of this, he slowly walked to the front of the high platform, his eyes swept over everyone's faces, a mysterious smile slowly appeared on his face, and he deliberately pretended to be unfathomable, and said, "Brothers, here today, I want to tell you a secret." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were attracted.

At this moment, everyone was very curious and wanted to know what kind of secret the owner of the village was going to tell them. Is it about the love of chopping chickens?

Thinking of this, everyone was full of expectations, especially the several hall masters sitting at the same table, who were even more attentive and listened attentively, for fear of missing a single thing.

Looking at everyone's extremely expectant expressions, Nie Zheng knew very well in his heart that everyone present must be curious about the origin of the arms and weapons, and in order to dispel everyone's speculation this morning, he had to make up a lie to fool everyone.

Taking a deep breath, Nie Zheng looked at everyone with a smile, and said slowly: "Do you still remember the resurrection of the master of this village more than a month ago?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone nodded their heads to indicate that they knew.

Nie Zheng then continued to make up nonsense: "Last time I was out of my body, I strayed into the fairy world, and met an immortal, and the immortal saw that I had wonderful bones and talent, so he praised me again and again, saying that he was related to my ninth immortal, and wanted to accept me as an apprentice and take me on the road of cultivating immortals. But how can I give up the Black Wind Village and the brothers who are fighting side by side? So, I told the immortals that I had too many things in the mortal world that I couldn't give up, and I was willing to ask the immortals to let me go back to Yang.

At the same time, in order to let me get rid of the mundane things as soon as possible, the immortals also specially gave me a set of psychic magic to help me achieve great things in the mortal world as soon as possible. This psychic magic is extremely magical, and it can give me the ability to summon the magic weapons of the fairy world, as for the magical firearms you saw later, such as: Love to cut the chicken, in fact, they are all divine weapons from the fairy world, hey...... Originally, I didn't want to tell you these secrets, but you are loyal to me, like brothers, how can I, Nie Zheng, bear to deceive you. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned!

Everyone was stunned by Nie Zheng's ridiculous remarks.

Because, what Nie Zheng said is too weird and bizarre, too incredible.

Regardless of what the owner of the village said, whether it was true or false, in short, for a while, the bandits in the mountains were unbelievable.

Although everyone was shocked in their hearts, no one dared to question it, because everyone knew the temperament of the owner of the village, and if they said the wrong thing and annoyed the owner of the village, then they really had no good fruit to eat.

Nie Zhen secretly observed everyone's reactions, and when he saw Yang Feihu, Wang Gang and most of the others, his eyes showed a suspicious look, and suddenly, he sighed secretly in his heart, and said in his heart, acting is a full set, it seems that if you don't make some big moves today, you won't be able to bluff this group of hillbillies.

Thinking of this, Nie Zheng shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Brothers, I know that once this secret is revealed, many of you will definitely not believe it easily, but this is the case, now I will use the psychic magic to give you a look, so that you can completely believe that there is really such an ethereal miracle as immortals in this world." ”

Hearing this, all the mountain bandits were in high spirits, looking at Nie Zheng with anticipation, both curious and nervous.

Especially Yang Feihu and Zhang Dazhuang and several other leaders who have seen the world, they looked at Nie Zheng without blinking.

To tell the truth, although there have been many legends of gods and ghosts in the world throughout the ages, is there really such an existence in the world? No one has ever seen it with their own eyes.

Now, their village owner not only told them in front of them tonight that there are really immortals in this world, but also showed the magical and mysterious fairy world magic in front of everyone, which made everyone not curious and how not to be nervous and expectant.

Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of curious eyes, Nie Zheng closed his eyes in a mysterious way, and said something in his mouth. "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, hurry up and give me a fairy artifact to love to chop the chicken to death......"

As soon as the words fell, a scene that shocked a group of mountain bandits appeared.

I saw that Nie Zheng was originally empty in his hand, and suddenly a strange iron weapon with black and shiny appeared out of thin air, and the strange iron weapon was the fairy firearm he had just used - love to cut chickens.

Seeing this scene, including Yang Feihu and other leaders who had just been suspicious, everyone was stunned, and even stopped breathing in shock.

After Nie Zheng secretly ordered Jack to teleport an AK47 out, he secretly said in his heart: "This time, you dirt buns should be convinced, right?" ”

Thinking of this, he opened his eyes and found that everyone was all stunned like sculptures, and suddenly, he frowned and said secretly: "No, this group of natives is so difficult to deceive?" Lao Tzu took things out of thin air, and they still didn't believe it, Nima's gang of hillbillies were really difficult to fool. ”

In desperation, Nie Zheng continued to close his eyes, and once again did the trick of pretending to be a ghost.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law......"

In just a few breaths, Nie Zheng, the owner of the Black Wind Village, continuously performed psychic magic, and in front of hundreds of people in the village, he successively summoned more than a dozen powerful "Love Chopping Chickens" from the fairy world.

Looking at the piles of immortal artifacts at Nie Zheng's feet, this time, everyone finally came back to their senses.

In an instant, in the Juyi Hall, hundreds of green forest heroes, including the masters of the four major branches, lay on the ground in awe, shouting loudly like a tsunami.

"The owner of the village is really a god!"

"Long live the owner of the village, long live the owner of the village! ……”

"God, you have finally opened your eyes, now that the owner of the village has the help of the immortals, the spring of my Black Wind Village is finally coming to ......"

Seeing this scene, Nie Zheng breathed a deep sigh of relief, and secretly said proudly: "Uneducated, it's terrible, Lao Tzu finally fooled you hillbillies." ”

Looking at everyone kneeling on the ground as if worshiping God and worshiping Buddha, Nie Zheng's vanity was unprecedentedly inflated, and in a good mood at the moment, he waved his hand, raised his head and laughed wildly: "Brothers, get up, in the future, this world, sooner or later, it will be the world of our Black Wind Village, this pile of fairy artifacts love to chop chickens, you all take it and divide it, whoever grabs it is who's ......"

As soon as these words came out, the hall of righteousness instantly boiled.

Hundreds of mountain bandits, including all the big and small leaders, including the masters of the four major branches, rushed up as if they were crazy, fighting for the dozen or so immortal artifacts, and almost didn't dismantle the Juyi Hall......

"Fat Fang, you hurry up and let go of Lao Tzu, otherwise I will go crazy with Zhang Dazhuang!"

"Master Zhang, you have a Xuangang knife in your hand, you want to love to chop chickens to death, just now the owner of the village said, whoever grabs it is who's, ouch, you actually bite me, I ...... I'll spell you ......."

"Haha...... You are a dead fat man, you don't have to go down the mountain to do business on weekdays, you only need to be responsible for the food and money of the cottage, if you want to love to chop down chickens and other fairy artifacts, or I Zhang Dazhuang can only make the best use of it in my hands, oh...... Damn fatty, you're pinching my balls, oh yes ......"

"Sun Qiang, I now order you in the tone of the third hall master, put down the love in your hand and cut the chicken to death, otherwise, I will transfer you to the back mountain tomorrow to pick up horse manure......"

"Hmph, Hall Master Wang, you don't use the identity of the hall master to pressure me, my Sun Qiang will tell you today, no matter who it is, don't try to hit me who loves to kill chickens, even if you are my boss."

"Yo he, your kid's wings are hard, dare to yell at me, let go of the love to chop the chicken, I ...... I'll go to Shenjiazhai in a few days to help you find a mother-in-law. ”

"Woo...... Hall Master Yang, the people of the hall snatched my love and hacked the chicken to death, come and save me, what? Poplar...... Hall Master Yang, you are so shameless, you actually attacked me with them......"

Looking at the chaotic Juyi Hall in front of him, Nie Zheng shook his head in disgust, "It's really a group of hillbillies who have never seen the world, it's too unqualified, for a few AK47s, they actually fight like this, out of sight, brother still withdrew first, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, escort the owner of the village back...... Zhang Long! Zhao Hu! …… Hey, these two dogs, why don't you go and join in the fun, wait and see if I don't break your dog's legs......"