Here's how the system describes the product.

[Xiaoqiang brand stimulant] - produced by Xiaoqiang, it must be a high-quality product! Developed by 300 top biomedical scientists in the universe for 20 years, this product has a remarkable effect on symptoms such as study fatigue and sports exhaustion, or kidney deficiency caused by excessive mental stress. More than 1,000 clinical tests have shown that this product has no toxic side effects, and it is effective immediately after taking it. Such a magical product, don't want 100,000, don't want 10,000, just 998, just 998! In order to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the launch of Xiaoqiang brand health care products, order now to get 300 yuan off, an unprecedented promotion, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and order now!

Why are the advertisements in the whole universe almost the same?

After seeing the introduction of Xiaoqiang brand stimulants, Lin Luoyu decisively decided to buy the "real man brand stimulants" next to it.

"A total of 3999 Star Sky Coins, please pay."

After Lin Luoyu clicked to buy, the system prompted.

Lin Luoyu hurriedly paid, he really couldn't hold on.

After paying the money, the real man brand stimulant was teleported to him through the space-time teleporter.

"With a real man, the offense is ruthless, the shooting is accurate, the winning is stable, I am a XX star, I choose the real man brand doping!"

After getting the box of real man brand stimulants, Lin Luoyu saw a black star he didn't know printed on the box at first glance, he was holding real man brand stimulants with a smile on his face, and the oval coil next to him had the above monologue written on it.

"So powerful? Then I'll definitely give it a try. ”

Lin Luoyu suddenly became excited, he used the last bit of strength in his body to tear open the box of real man brand stimulants, and just as he was about to take a real man brand stimulants, he found that there was still a box in the box.

Lin Luoyu tore open the box inside, only to find that there was another box inside.

MD, what the hell is this? Where did you get so many boxes?

The anger in Lin Luoyu's heart quickly rose, and he tore open the box inside.

At this time, a small bottle finally appeared, and Lin Luoyu took a lot of effort to open the cap, only to find that there was only a black pill the size of a grain of rice in the bottle.

Lin Luoyu poured out the pill and put it in the palm of his hand and pinched it, and found that it was soft and soft, like mouse droppings.

Lin Luoyu put it to his nose and sniffed it again, and found that it had a strange taste of traditional Chinese medicine.

No matter how much it is, eat it first and then talk about it. Is good medicine bitter and good for disease, is it not all medicine that tastes like this?

Lin Luoyu didn't think much about it, he opened his mouth and swallowed the pill the size of a grain of rice in one gulp.

When the real man brand stimulant was eaten by Lin Luoyu into his stomach, Lin Luoyu was like eating the most unpalatable thing in the world, and the expression on his face was as uncomfortable as he was.

Then Lin Luoyu felt a fire burning in his stomach, and then his whole body bones seemed to be gnawed by ants, and it was extremely painful.

"This is simply the most poisonous poison in the world, is it possible that a peerless genius boy who has only been born in 100 million years is going to die here? No, no! ”

Lin Luoyu struggled on the ground in pain, he supported the ground with both hands, and finally stood up from the ground.

"I'm going to fly higher......"

Lin Luoyu felt that his body was full of inexhaustible strength, and his muscles suddenly expanded several times, looking like a bodybuilding champion. The raised green tendons were like earthworms wriggling under his skin, and they looked quite shocking.

Lin Luoyu began to run on the ground, his speed became faster and faster, and he drove faster and faster, and finally, like the wind, all the scenery behind him was quickly thrown away by him.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect this real man brand doping to be so effective, it seems that this training will end soon. What ten times the gravity space, it's too easy, at least it should be a hundred times. Lin Luoyu healed the scar and forgot the pain, he laughed triumphantly.

What Lin Luoyu did here was soon known by Xi Shi, she was very angry, she didn't expect Lin Luoyu to secretly take stimulants, this was really her own death.

"Huh? What is that? ”

Lin Luoyu suddenly saw a seven-colored rainbow cloud floating in the distant sky, and he was very curious.

The seven-colored rainbow cloud floated in the direction of Lin Luoyu, and finally turned into a figure and appeared in Lin Luoyu's eyes.

"Xi Shi, you came just in time, now I'll show you the excellent results of my hard training."

Lin Luoyu began to perform frantically on the ground, he first quickly did 1000 push-ups, but he didn't even gasp for breath, and then directly started to do single push-ups, and the result was still very easy to complete 100 left hands, 100 right hands, and then, Lin Luoyu challenged the two-handed golden rooster handstand push-ups, and did 100 more, and finally he started the one-handed golden rooster handstand push-ups, and he was directly tired before doing 10 people.

"Lin Luoyu, do you know how harmful taking stimulants is to your body?" Xi Shi stared at Lin Luoyu fiercely with a pair of pretty eyes, just like staring at a sexually impotent man, as disappointed as he wanted.

Lin Luoyu shook his head and did not answer.

"Then I'll tell you that long-term use of stimulants can lead to impotence, buttyl atrophy, reduced sperm production and even no sperm, which can affect fertility. Personality changes, abnormal kidney function, enlargement and premature baldness may also occur. ”

"Is it so serious?"

After listening to Xi Shi's warning, Lin Luoyu broke out in a cold sweat in his heart, his face was pale, his chest was stuffy, his whole body was weak, and his eyes were dark, as if he was going to die.

"So, next time you must not use excitement again, no stimulants will do, for the sake of the two of us to live happily in the future, you must be obedient." Xi Shi said with a red little face.

"Xi Shi, I promise that I will never take stimulants in the future, I swear to God, if I take this damn stimulant again, I will be kicked to death by a donkey while walking, sucked to death by mosquitoes while sleeping, killed by meteorites when playing ball, bragging to death by a cow, drowning by milk when drinking milk, in short, I will die of anything I do, Xi Shi, forgive me for being irrational this time, there will never be a next time. Well, dear. ”

Lin Luoyu knelt in front of Xi Shi with tears on his face and begged for forgiveness, Xi Shi was moved by his sincere heart, and then turned around and left.

"If you take stimulants next time, I don't have to whip you to death!"

After putting down the cruel words, Xi Shi turned into a colorful auspicious cloud and floated high in the sky.

Boom Boom –

Without warning, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck the slowly drifting cloud.

"Ahh

Shih Tzu screamed and fell from the sky.

"Shi Shi, don't be afraid, I'll pick you up!"