The street was bustling, but people were all gathered together, looking at the excitement, and the passers-by who were obviously attracted like Li Yang were not the only ones, and at this moment their eyes were focused on the bald man, including Li Yang.

The bald man obviously enjoyed everyone's attention, and while continuing to buy and sell those girls who sold themselves for various burials, he gestured with a fan in his hand, "That's right, the little rich are thrifty, the big rich are from the sky, and the huge wealth is because they don't give money, this is the principle of my evil uncle."

Passers-by were all stunned and disdainful.

If you don't give money, you can say it so justifiably! It's really brazen!

But some people don't think so.

"Papapa......" applause rang out from the crowd.

Everyone looked for the sound and saw a young man in his twenties, dressed in strange costumes, who was applauding happily and exclaiming: "That's a great point!" ”

Is this TM okay?

It turns out that there is a scoundrel hidden here!

Several bystanders standing beside Li Yang seemed to be ashamed to be with Li Yang, and they took the initiative to distance themselves from him, which made Li Yang form a vacuum distance around him, which invisibly made him stand out from the crowd.

"Who are you?" The Evil Tongtian Gu Fan pointed at Li Yang and asked strangely.

It's the first time he's seen someone applaud his principles, it's really the same as a hero, but this person is wearing it, dare to be weirder?

"You don't care who I am, for you, I'm just a passerby you who you turn around and forget, please continue" Li Yang said this, but there was pity in his tone.

If it weren't for the fact that this evil Tongtian was too stumbling, he really wanted to make friends, please forgive Li Yang, he is indeed just a layman who judges people by his appearance......

And Evil Tongtian actually has a similar idea: if it weren't for the weirdness of this person and the unknown origin, he could get to know him, and it was hard to find a soulmate.

The situation of the two can be described in four words: 一 (chòu) see (èi) 如 (xiāng) so (tóu).

Li Yang and Evil Tongtian both sighed regretfully in each other's hearts.

Although Li Yang disliked the low appearance of Evil Tongtian, he still paid attention to him silently, although Evil Tongtian felt that Li Yang was weird, but he kept him in his heart, maybe he would see him again in the future......

At this time, a sigh suddenly came from the top of his head: "You really smell the same."

Li Yang and Evil Tongtian frowned in unison and looked up at the tree.

It turned out that there was a person lying on the branch, with Erlang's legs crossed, and he had to swish and shake, Li Yang suspected that he might have a vibrator hidden in his trouser legs......

"What did you say?" Compared with Li Yang, the evil Tongtian is not so good-tempered, pointing to the person on the tree, and asked viciously.

The man jumped down from the tree lightly and flexibly, making Li Yang secretly say: This person has definitely practiced.

As soon as the man came, he was like a loach, sliding between Li Yang and Evil Tongtian, with a fox-like cunning smile on his face, and said, "I mean you are heroes who see the same thing."

Evil Tongtian showed a smile at this time, "This is quite good"

The man clapped his hands and said loudly: "It's not just listening, I also heard your words just now, I really think it's wonderful, it's too late to meet and hate, so it's okay, I and the two of you hit it off at first sight, and it's even a deed, so it's better to worship as brothers of the opposite sex, what do you think?" ”

The corners of Li Yang's mouth twitched twice--where did these two goods come from? Can you not be so slippery!

"What about it......"

As soon as Evil Tongtian hesitated, the man grabbed his hand, with affection on his smiling face, and said in a sincere tone:

"Don't hesitate any longer, as a like-minded person, it's so hurtful, you didn't speak, did you? … Yes, if you didn't speak, it means that you acquiesced, very good, you call Evil Tongtian, right? … Yes, you are called Evil Tongtian, how old are you? … Although I know that you are definitely older than me by looking at your appearance, in fact, I am going to tell you a secret that I have hidden for years... Actually, I'm 32 years old, so I should be obsessed with you."

This man's mouth is like a bullet loaded, and the speed of speech is so fast that it doesn't give you time to react or interject, and you don't even react to what he said, he has already finished speaking.

And what's even more awesome is that when he was talking to the evil Tongtian, he didn't forget Li Yang, and in the end, he looked at Li Yang again, with the same affectionate style and the same sincere tone: "Seeing that you are so young, you must not be as old as me"

In the end, this person slapped his thigh and said: "Then it is so happily decided, I am the eldest brother, the evil Tongtian is the second brother, and the little friend you are the third brother. ”

He deliberately lengthened his tone, as if to tell everyone present that the following was about to get to the point......

"Big brother is not talented, the surname is Tong, the name is dead, people give nicknames to die through the sky, maybe your stupid brains have not kept up with my speed of speech, then I repeat it again, that's right, I am the famous Tongtian death, death Tongtian"

Ignoring the evil Tongtian's already blue face, he reached out and took out a pack of oiled paper from the crotch of his pants, opened it and saw that it was a dead cockroach corpse, he faced Li Yang, and his tone was filled with pathos, and he choked up:

"Come, come and recognize your fourth brother, don't look at your fourth brother with that kind of questioning eyes, that's right, it's indeed your fourth brother, it's in a quiet kitchen, I went in to steal something to eat, it also went in to steal something to eat, we all took a fancy to a baked cake, he came to rob me, we started to move, and then used force"

"You liar! How do cockroaches use force with you? Evil Tongtian said angrily, he could already see that this kid was playing tricks on himself.

"Why not, the cave room can be fine, otherwise where do the little cockroaches come from?"

"Shut up! How dare you fool me? Evil Tongtian said sharply.

The man half-covered his mouth with his hands, showing an extremely surprised expression, and his eyes widened, "Oh my God, you actually saw it?" Then he turned his head to look at Li Yang again, "He can see that he is so stupid, can you see it?" ”

Li Yang's face was not good-looking.

This guy is not only playing evil, but he is also one of the targets of the trick.

Made, let's be insane! Lao Tzu didn't recruit you, didn't provoke you, did you provoke me?

Could it be that the current male supporting partners are all popular with brainless and low IQ? Seeing that the protagonist doesn't know how to hide, he doesn't know how to flatter, but he has to take the initiative to provoke ......

Li Yang understood that this should be the author's experience for himself, and generally this kind of character will not survive more than two chapters......

The evil over there was furious, and he actually started it directly, shouting in his mouth, "Uncle told you to know how powerful"

"Yo he, that's just right, and let you taste the power of my little fish master!"

Little Fish?

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.

This name, this plot, evil through the sky, little fish master...... Are you sure you're not called a little fish?

Thinking of this, Li Yangmao suddenly opened, and a name floated through his mind: Little Fish and Evil Tongtian...... Forehead...... It's a small fish and a flower.

And this plot, is it the legendary version directed by Wang Jing and starring Zhang Weijian and Nicholas Tse?

Yes!

, Zhang Weijian! Nicholas Tse! Fan Bingbing! Those are all childhood idols! In modern times, it can be said that there are many big names and a superstar lineup!

Let's ask, when a boy watched martial arts dramas when he was a child, he was not fascinated by those heroes and heroes?

Li Yang is one of the thousands of fans......

Although Li Yang's favorite is Qiao Feng in Tianlong Babu, that is his true love, by the way, in his most obsessed martial arts dramas, Wang Yuyan has always been regarded as his childhood goddess, and the little dragon girl in the Condor Heroes.

Although this world is not Tianlong Babu, although Xiao Yu'er is not Qiao Feng, it is also Li Yang's favorite character and one of his childhood idols, so at this moment, Li Yang looked at Xiao Yu'er with starry eyes, and in him, Li Yang seemed to see Zhang Weijian's figure.

Let's not mention that Li Yang reminisced about his childhood here, but he had already typed it over there.

Little Fish VS Evil Tongtian.

In fact, there is no need to describe the fight scenes, you can see the winners and losers from this battle lineup alone...... So I won't describe it......

You just need to know that the last shot looks like this:

Xiao Yu'er with three down five divided by two kung fu, as if playing around, first solved the evil Tongtian house slave, and finally it was the turn of the evil Tongtian, and the evil Tongtian anger surged, has long lost his mind, but also perennial power and blessing, has not yet realized the huge gap between the enemy and the hero, after "friendly negotiation" with the roadside butcher vendor, successfully grabbed a scale as a weapon, stood in front of Xiao Yuer, ready to fight to the death with Xiao Yuer.

Xiao Yu'er didn't care, laughing and playing, he easily dodged all the attacks of Evil Tongtian, when he was about to fight back, but he heard a sound of "bang", and a big bag seemed to rise from the back of Evil Tongtian's head, and he fell to the ground in a daze, revealing Li Yang behind him who was holding a brick broken in half.

"......" small fish.

Rao is a little fish who has always been smart and witty, and his brain is also confused at the moment.

What's going on?

Did this kid recognize the wrong person? That brick just hit me, right?

"What are you?" Xiao Yu'er wanted to teach Li Yang a lesson, who had been in cahoots with the evil Tongtian just now, but now she is a little at a loss.

He first had to figure out where Li Yang was standing.

Li Yang casually threw the two halves of the bricks aside, and showed an extremely sincere smile at Xiao Yu'er, "Don't be afraid, I'm just paying tribute to my idol......"