"I'll tell you a joke that promises to make you laugh for three days and three nights. Hahahaha, I couldn't help but start laughing before I even said it. —Princess Mononoke Cinki

"My name is Jemum, and I'm the son of a pirate captain." The boy's voice was loud and powerful, and he could be heard to be particularly proud of his birth.

"It's so cute!"

When Lin Luoyu saw such a cute girl, he felt uncomfortable not pinching her face. So Lin Luoyu walked up to Xin Qiqi, kneaded and pinched her little face, and gently touched her head, the feeling of comfort was no less than the feeling when he jerked off.

It's so cool!

And Xin Qiqi, who was touched by Lin Luoyu, also enjoyed her face, the smile on her cheeks became brighter and brighter, and the curvature of her eyelashes became larger and larger.

"It's so comfortable to be touched by my brother, I love your brother." Xin Qiqi couldn't help but say.

"Oh, by the way, can you help me change Qiang or not back to his original appearance?" Lin Luoyu suddenly remembered whether it was strong enough to become a toy lying on the ground, and he stopped the movement in his hand and said.

"Uh-huh, I'll do everything according to my brother." Xin Qiqi nodded again and again, she picked up a pink magic wand, and drew a circle on the toy fish on the ground, only to see the pink petals scattered from the magic wand, and after falling on the strong body, the strong body began to expand rapidly, and finally with a "pop", the toy fish became alive and jumping again.

"What happened to me?" Qiang Qiang looked at Lin Luoyu in a daze and asked.

"Brother, please touch my head quickly, I feel so happy when you touch my head, the feeling of being cared for and loved by others is so beautiful." Xin Qiqi grabbed Lin Luoyu's hand like a coquettish child and shook it gently, her voice was like milk with honey, which made people want to listen to it again after listening to it.

"You're so cute." Lin Luoyu put his hand on Xin Qiqi's head again and stroked it gently.

"Meow—"

At this time, a greedy look flashed in the eyes of the black cat on Xin Qiqi's shoulder, and she stretched out her claws and pounced on Qiang Fei, who was still dazed on the ground.

"One hundred thousand volts!"

Out of the corner of his eye, he found that something was rushing towards him, and he subconsciously released his big move, that is, to fill his whole body with high-voltage electricity, and for anything that touches his body, whether strong or not can turn them into smoking black charcoal.

"Meow, meow, meow."

The black cat's claws were just about to fall on the strong body, she was meowed by the powerful electric current, and finally Xin Qiqi used a magic wand on the black cat's head, and a healing light drilled into the black cat's body, and the little cat who liked to eat fish gradually recovered.

"Damn, you want to eat me, but fortunately I reacted quickly enough, otherwise I would ......" Qiang said to himself with palpitations.

"It turns out that my brother's name is Lin Luoyu, I really like my brother's name." Xin Qiqi said with her hands clenched into fists on her chin with a look of adoration.

Lin Luoyu feels that this princess mononoke is not as terrible as the legend is at all, on the contrary, she is also very, very cute, if you put her in reality, she must be the kind of heartthrob beautiful girl who loves flowers and flowers.

"By the way, brother, I want to tell you a joke, you must listen to it well." Xin Qiqi suddenly said with a serious face.

"Okay." Lin Luoyu smiled.

"A long, long time ago, there was a happy and happy family with grandparents, mom and dad and a lively and cute little girl. Suddenly one day, their whole family died, hahahahaha, isn't it funny, brother, tell me if it's funny? It's really laughing, hahahaha. Xin Qiqi suddenly burst into laughter in the middle of the joke, and laughed so happily, so sweetly, as if listening to the funniest joke in the world.

"......" After listening to the cold joke that Xin Qiqi said, three black lines appeared on Lin Luoyu's head, and he felt that his scalp was a little numb, so he pursed his lips and said: "It's funny, your joke is so funny, ha, ha, ha." ”

Lin Luoyu laughed dryly three times, he felt that this was the most unnatural laugh in his life.

"Then I'll tell you one more joke and make sure you'll laugh all day. Brother, you must listen carefully. One night, the moon was shining brightly, the night was as cool as water, and the streets were full of red lanterns, and people were joyfully celebrating the arrival of the new year. Then a woman as beautiful as a fairy came out into the street and said 'Happy New Year' to everyone, and then all the crowd on the street disappeared, and suddenly there were countless more blood stains on the ground. Hahaha, it's so funny, I can't stop laughing, I'm laughing to death, hahahaha. Xin Qiqi was laughing there alone, she was desperately holding her stomach, and even laughed with tears, but Lin Luoyu on the side stood there awkwardly, and he never found out where the joke was laughing. He also wanted to laugh with Xin Qiqi, but he couldn't laugh.

"Hey."

Lin Luoyu shook his head and sighed, he felt that Xin Qiqi's personality was very strange, although she was lively and cute on the surface, like a simple and innocent child, but in fact it was unpredictable.

After a period of getting along, Lin Luoyu and Xin Qiqi's relationship gradually grew, especially Xin Qiqi, she said that she was born in this valley, and she was forced by her mother to practice "Ghost Ghost Magic" every day, and now it has been eighteen years, and she has not had a real friend. She said that apart from caterpillars, her biggest fear was loneliness, and she was desperate to make friends. But she couldn't get out, because this misty valley had been laid down by her mother in a complex psychedelic array, and no one but her mother knew how to get out of it.

"Then why did your mother trap you here?" Lin Luoyu asked very puzzled, it stands to reason that mothers generally love their daughters very much, how could they leave their daughters in a place and not let her go out.

"Because my mom had been hurt by a man before, and that man was my dad, but I never met him. Later, my mother laid out one of the world's most complex ten formations here, the "Misty Illusion Array", she told me that none of the men in this world are good things, she didn't let me contact with outsiders, saying that the rivers and lakes were sinister, people's hearts were unpredictable, and she forced me to practice a kind of mysterious martial arts every day, I felt that I was about to be driven crazy by her. But brother, I overheard my silently weeping mother when I was pretending to fall asleep that night, and I already know the way out of this misty valley. I've been here alone since I was a child, I really want to get a friend who can talk, I have a lot of things I want to say to you in my heart now, and when we run out of here, I'm going to tell you all the best jokes in the world, Brother Lin Luoyu, okay? ”