Chapter 179: Just kidding
In Washington, the crowd marching around the White House has become silent. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Because in the sky above the White House, two super-flying cars have been revealed.
About fifty meters long, thirty meters wide, and twenty meters high, the hull was covered with various weapons.
Underneath the car, there is a twin 203 mm turret with two black holes, facing the roof of the White House.
Don't say it's an electromagnetic cannon, it's just an ordinary gunpowder cannon, and if it goes down, the White House will be set up in powder.
Look at other large and small muzzles, laser launchers, it's really a huge armed hedgehog.
With such a powerful armed chariot, it can be used as a totem for the multi-turret Cultists.
"Tom!"
A faint smoke of gunpowder rose from the muzzle of the gun, and the dull and violent sound of explosions rolled and spread into the distance.
The White House has completely disappeared, and the original site is shrouded in billowing white smoke.
"Ah, fire, run!"
"Help!"
"Mom, I'm looking for Mom!"
"Calm down, everyone, someone has fallen!"
"Fuck off! Get out of the way! ”
Like a frightened herd of deer, everyone panicked and ran wildly in all directions.
"Everyone, be quiet, don't panic, we're just joking with everyone!
We didn't fire, repeat again, we didn't fire!
Please look back, the White House is still there, intact, and we fired carbon dioxide cannons. ”
Seeing the chaos below, the flying car in the sky decisively shouted and called on everyone to calm down.
Hearing the sound from the sky, the scattered crowd hesitated to slow down and look back.
Sure enough, when the smoke cleared, the White House remained standing in place, unharmed.
No one looked back, and everyone left directly.
Seeing the flying car that suddenly appeared in the sky, I can also think with my toes that the so-called anti-king alliance is a joke that deceives oneself.
Soon, all that was left on the ground was a jumble of slogans, banners, and star-striped banners, as well as tangled police.
"Tom, what are we going to do?" A young policeman uneasily held the handle of his gun and asked a colleague next to him.
This time, the policeman in charge of supervising law and order did not carry heavy weapons, only a small pistol on his waist.
Looking at the behemoth in the sky, Tom said decisively: "Stupid Hans, let go of your damn hand, do you want to eat a cannonball?" If you want to pull out a gun, stay away from me! ”
Looking at the barrel of the black hole in the sky, and then looking at his waist, Hans wisely gave up his plan to draw his gun.
"Okay, man, relax, don't be nervous, what we're going to do is get the unlucky guys on the ground to the hospital and go home, okay?"
Tom pointed to the unlucky man who had fallen on the ground and stepped on it, and said to Hans.
Hans shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "Well, you're right! ”
The two did not notice that the number of colleagues with whom they were monitoring the parade was already a third less.
These are all taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, quietly taking off their police uniforms, and slipping away.
Now the fool also knows that Trump is unlucky, and Wang Daodu has already sent the pills.
This scene is not a coincidence, but premeditated.
Around the world, whenever crowds gather in solidarity with the anti-king coalition's military operations, marchers are scared home.
"Mommy, Mommy, it's snowing!"
A four-year-old boy was playing in his garden when he suddenly noticed countless white snowflakes falling from the sky and shouted excitedly into the house.
"Johnson, it's summer, how can it snow, hurry up and get inside." The boy's mother came out of the house and was about to take him back into the house.
The little boy pouted, stretched out his finger to the sky, and said, "Mom, look at the sky, it's snowing!" ”
The boy's mother looked up and couldn't help but be stunned, where are these snowflakes, they are all flyers!
Soon, the flyers fell to the ground, and the boy's mother picked one up and looked at it.
"To the people of the world!
Today, the anti-king coalition led by the United States officially declared war on the Hundred Kings group, and we resolutely responded to the war.
I would like to inform the people of the world that in order to prevent innocent people from being harmed, we would like to ask you to make the following preparations.
First, please do not carry weapons close to our army to prevent misunderstanding and being killed.
If you need to surrender with a weapon, please raise your weapon and hands above your head as a sign of harmlessness.
Second, in case of inspection, please cooperate carefully and do not have any resistance.
Maybe it's on the road, maybe it's at home, our army will conduct a careful and meticulous inspection, please cooperate.
3. Please leave the area for people in the red area on the following map.
After reconnaissance, all red areas are military presence areas, which may be strongly attacked by us, please evacuate to a safe area in advance.
Fourth, if you are against our army due to coercion, please seek help in time, and the security of Baiwang Group can solve any problems.
Including suicide bombs, poison control, hostage blackmail, and Baiwang security to ensure your safety.
Fifth, please conscientiously memorize the signs and equipment shapes in the following diagram to identify our military personnel and prevent lawbreakers from impersonating our military personnel and damaging the reputation of our army.
Sixth, please do not fly, and all aerial vehicles will be shot down without permission.
Seventh, after the personnel of our army have completed the security inspection, please cooperate with the arrangements of our instructors to learn Han culture in a timely manner.
Sinicization as soon as possible,Be a qualified citizen of the earth.
Eighth, there may be people who need to move to another place and settle down again, this is a strategic need, please cooperate with them, do not resist.
Baiwang Group will provide everyone with a new residence, and the quality of living will refer to the local treatment.
9. If possible, please make yourself and fly a white flag to show harmlessness.
10. If there are any people who have successfully cultivated the breathing exercise method and are left behind, please contact us in time after our army arrives to help us calm down the place as soon as possible.
11. The combatants of our army have been fully authorized to shoot and kill on the spot any person who acts of resistance.
We will not tolerate resistance, and if discovered, we will shoot them on the spot and will not accept any complaints.
11. For other unfinished matters, please check the official website of Baiwang Group in time to ensure your own safety.
Fully sinicized,Be an excellent earthling!
This is not a joke, this is war, please respect yourself!
Baiwang Group Xuan Huangdi 4737 July 16"
The leaflet the size of ordinary printer paper, with nearly 1,000 words written in a sprinkled manner, is truly true.
And the content is illustrated and lifelike, even the illiterate black uncles in Africa can understand it at a glance.
After reading the contents of the leaflet, the boy's mother picked up Johnson and hurried back to the house with the flyer.
But after a while, she walked out again.
He set up a ladder, dragged a white cloth up to the roof, spread the white cloth on the roof, and nailed it firmly.
She is not alone.
All of a sudden, the price of white cloth around the world skyrocketed, becoming a popular and sought-after item for the public.