"Yang Ling! You're the one who locked it, right? Let me out! ”

Su Gan's voice was sharp, like his father-in-law on TV, in this supermarket, only Yang Ling could lock him.

"Don't come out!" Yang Ling's voice was frightened: "You are not allowed to come out!" ”

"But I.... But I can't hold it anymore! ”

Su Yan doubled his ** fork, his face was distorted, and he cursed in his heart the can of beer that was about to expire.

"Fifteen minutes, at least fifteen minutes, you dare to come out early, I'll kill you!"

"Bangbang!" Su Yan clasped his waist, covered his crotch with his hands regardless of his image, and slammed his head against the door.

"Poor fellow! I'll help you......"

Fei Fei said, took a pen holder on the desk, handed it to Su Qian, Xiaohong pushed her hand away in advance, replaced it with an empty bottle of Dabao with a sneer, and said with experience: "That is too big, with Su Yan's size, this caliber is just right!" ”

"Horse eggs!" Su Yan's face turned red, "When is it, you are still playing with me, can you have a human-shaped urinal?" ”

"Pull down!"

Fei Fei first brushed the pen holder, and Xiaohong also followed with a quick movement of her left hand and right hand, and with a whoosh, she held Fei Fei's hand with mockery: "Yang Ling, that stupid girl, will tease you, can the wooden door trap the female ghost?" Let's go out and see what kind of plane she does! ”

Saying that, half of the bodies of the two female ghosts had already reached the door, and Xiaohong turned her head with half of her body: "Su Gan, you still wet the bed when you were nine years old, it's only been ten years, and you will still be incontinent at the age of ninety-nine in the future, get used to it!" ”

"Wow! Yang Ling, you are in good shape! The legs are so long! ”

Fei Fei held his face and exclaimed.

Xiaohong pouted: "Hmph, is 32A also a good figure!" Why do you want such long legs, is it convenient to dry clothes? ”

"Perverted! Go away! ”

Yang Ling screamed, she got up, and immediately locked the door from the outside, because she was wearing silk pajamas, and the sunlight that sneaked in in the morning would be very transparent, just like not wearing it, but it couldn't be cheap!

And at this moment, she was finishing grooming, taking off her pajamas, wearing only a light blue bust and a pure white inner frustration, and a long skirt was halfway over her head, but she saw two female ghosts from between the skirts, although they were girls, but she couldn't help screaming when she attacked so suddenly.

"What's the noise!" Xiaohong was even more impatient: "I also have what you have, and it's bigger than you when I take it out, do I need to see you!" ”

"Humph!"

Yang Ling was no longer taboo, glared at the two ghosts fiercely, quickly put on his skirt, buttoned the button on his upper body to the last one under his neck, and tidied up in front of the mirror before slowly opening the door.

Da! Boom!

A fountain pen rolled to Yang Ling's feet, together with Su Yan's whole person, he was in a hurry in the room, he couldn't bear it, curled up, and supported the door with his head, after Yang Ling opened it, he fell down like a winter melon.

Call!

A gloomy wind blows!

"Ahh

Yang Ling's skirt was blown up, her eyes were clear and her hands were quick, and she held it down at once, so as not to be in the spring.

Su Yan also screamed strangely, and ran to the toilet like a fly, and it took him a long time before he walked out comfortably, and Yang Ling looked at him with a gloomy face...... The shoes are wet on them.

"No, it's not what you think!" Su Yan swayed his hands desperately: "Water, it's water, don't believe it, test DNA!" ”

"As for whether you have any problems in that regard, Miss Ben doesn't want to know, and there is no need to know! I just want to know ......" Yang Ling's face stiffened: "There is no wind in the room, why is my skirt blowing, is it a spell you used?" If you don't have a proper explanation, you'...... Only...... Go...... Die...... Let's do it! ”

"You save some!" Xiaohong picked up the pen on the ground and sneered: "Su Yan hasn't been crooked about me, a big beauty, for ten years, just up to you?" Ahh There are two perverts in this pen, they wanted to insult you the night before yesterday, Aunt Mei stepped forward and was injured, just now these two perverts were blind again, go blow your skirt! ”

Su Gan's method of blocking the ghosts was relatively mild, just locking them up, not controlling the mana, in fact, it was also convenient for them to go out to exorcise the ghosts, but this time it was different, the two blocked perverts did not sincerely submit, as soon as they saw Yang Ling, the color heart came out again.

Yang Ling looked at Aunt Mei, Aunt Mei nodded, she turned her head to look at Su Gan, stretched out two fingers, and clicked: "Su Gan, do you have the method of eunuch perverts?" ”

"Yes! Yes! Xiaohong nodded desperately.

Su Yan waved his hand, put the pen in his trouser pocket, and said, "Go to school, I promise that this will not happen again." ”

The tree-lined path of the school was long, and Yang Ling asked as she walked, "How was it last night?" ”

"Everything goes well, negotiate with the ghost boss tonight, don't worry!"

"Hmm!" Yang Ling was not worried, she was thinking about another thing, which was related to her net worth, she asked: "What about the 13,500 yuan......

"No problem! Grandpa said no problem, you can rest assured! ”

Two classes in one morning, both of them were a little absent-minded, Yang Ling thought that the money would be due tomorrow, and Su Yan pondered how to negotiate with the ghost boss tonight.

In the end, Lao Gan's words attracted the attention of the two, Lao Gan said: "As you know, after graduating from university, you must pass the English level 4 exam, due to everyone's uneven English level, the school decided to conduct a thorough test the day after tomorrow, after the exam, the two classes of the Department of Engineering Management were reassigned, a class with good grades was appointed as an English teacher by a foreign teacher, and a native was an English teacher with poor grades, which is not discrimination, but it is easy for everyone to communicate, and it is convenient for students with poor grades to pass English level 4." ”

"Lean ---"

Su Yan let out a long sigh, he wouldn't tell others that he was admitted to this famous Guangnan University of Finance, all thanks to his grandfather to exorcise ghosts for the principal, and the principal dropped an additional 300 points to admit him, his grades were simply angry, except for the language, thanks to the blessing of the mantra he recited on weekdays, everything else was a layman.

In fact, it doesn't matter which class he goes to, but now it's different, he doesn't want to be separated from Yang Ling.

The morning class ended in depression, Yang Ling felt that his end was near, so he simply asked Su Qian to go to the canteen to eat the school's famous barbecued pork rice.

"You go and take two seats, I'll go buy food!"

Yang Ling commanded, Su Yan nodded mechanically, his eyes became very dull, he didn't think about how to negotiate with the ghost boss now, but was thinking about how to improve his English score quickly in two days, because it seemed that this Yang Ling's English level was in a hurry.

Sou!

Suddenly, his trouser pocket moved, and the pen flew out in the air, Su Yan was stunned and reached out to grab it, but he didn't catch it, so frightened that he immediately pounced.

Syllable!

The pen was in his hand, and he threw himself on the ground, with a shadow on his head, followed by a miserable scream: "Ah---- pervert! ”

He looked up, his nosebleed almost spurted, and he entered the water with a standard breaststroke, but he got under someone else's skirt and saw ...... White**......!

As the girl screamed, classmates gathered around, along with two school security guards.

"Do you need to call the police?" The security guards are very dedicated.

"Don't!" Su Yan had already shrunk back and stood up: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm just chasing the pen!" ”

"Do pens fly? Still flying under my skirt? You rascal! The beauty scolded with a straight face.

"This ......"

Su Yan was speechless, he himself flew over, it is estimated that many people saw it, this is over, he bowed his head dejectedly, and suddenly there was a warm temperature on his arm, and a delicate and fair-skinned "angel" arm held him.

"This is my boyfriend, does he need to insult you?"

The angel is naturally Yang Ling, and the eyes of the masses are bright, everyone looks at Yang Ling, and then looks at this beauty in the slightly fat world, her head is shaking like a pendulum.

"Beauty, you misunderstood, he is in our class, and he lives with this school flower, how can he peep at you!" Some classmates from Su Yan and Yang Ling came to solve the siege.

The beauty looked at Yang Ling, her face was red and white, her confidence became weak, and she was about to open her mouth to scold, but the security guard coughed twice: "I think it's a misunderstanding, so forget it!" ”

Yang Ling suppressed his voice here, and said proudly in Su Yan's ear: "I saved you!" Death by starvation is a small thing, and your salary is now zero! ”