A pot of wine, a bowl of tea, can't be kept, an hourglass of time. Things are not people, and it is difficult to chase the years. Two leaves, two flowers, inexhaustible, acacia red beans. The heart is like a knife, and tears are like rain.

- "Lin Luoyu Words"

"This bowl of fried noodles is so delicious, boss, bring me another hundred servings." Qiang ran to a "Huaerxiang" noodle restaurant to eat and drink.

"This guest officer, you have already eaten two hundred servings of noodles, and we really can't make more noodles in our store." A lady in a white apron came out of the kitchen, her face shocked, obviously shocked by the belly that could never be fed.

"It's only a little bit, why is there no face?" It's a little unpleasant whether he is strong or not, he hasn't eaten enough.

"This guest officer, I'm really sorry, please settle the account first." The lady bent down and apologized.

"This ......"

As soon as I heard whether the checkout was strong, I remembered that I didn't seem to have any money with me.

It's embarrassing.

But do you think this can be difficult to eat and drink for nothing? Impossible.

Qiang Qiang, who is famous for eating overlord meals, took out his ancestral three-piece set (big gold chain, small gold watch, and a pair of shiny black clay mirrors) and put it on, and then leisurely lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

This trick really frightened the lady who wanted to give money or not, and the lady looked at whether she was strong or not, not to mention a billionaire, at least the bank also had tens of millions of deposits, and I am afraid that there are a few sets of valuable villas in the city. Besides, he is a guest brought in by General Ruhua, if there is any inadequate hospitality, will her store still want to open in the future?

"What else do you command, this guest officer?" After hesitating for a long time, the lady spoke slowly.

This is what he had been waiting for with his squinted eyes just now, and he leisurely spit out a circle of smoke rings, and then flicked the cigarette ash into the bowl he had just finished eating.

"I'm here to eat noodles, what do you mean by not making noodles for me now?"

This provocative sentence made the lady tremble, she knew that the guest officer in front of her was not easy to mess with, so she hurriedly stepped forward and bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry, this guest officer, we didn't expect you to come back here today, oops, this ......"

Seeing that the lady was very embarrassed, she was ready to pour a handful of oil on the fire to make the fire burn more vigorously.

"Besides, do you have all the procedures for opening a noodle shop in this noodle restaurant? Show me your papers. As he said this, a strange light flashed on the lenses of his dark sunglasses.

"Yes, yes, this one has. I'll go get it. ”

The lady didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly ran to get all the certificates and documents in the store.

Qiang squinted his eyes and glanced at those documents, in fact, he didn't know what documents he needed to open a store, but whether the "big flicker" was strong or not was not a waste of fame, he could say black as white, white as black, could say the dead alive, could say the living dead, with his three-inch tongue, what he said made you nod again and again, amazed, and amazed.

"Did you know that you have at least 6 documents missing here? No wonder I can't even make noodles, it seems that I am ready to close the door. ”

Seeing the bewildered look of the eldest lady, whether she was strong or not, she was serious on the surface, but she was proud in her heart, and he had eaten this overlord meal today.

"How can there be 6 fewer documents? When you open a store, are all the procedures complete? "The eldest lady will be skeptical.

"Do you know, this store must be reported to the higher authorities, first of all, there must be a 'store report certificate', secondly, when you open a store, you must always choose a location, which will also have a "store land approval certificate", as well as" façade certificate ", "environmental protection certificate", "testing and inspection certificate", "acceptance certificate", you see, this is 6 certificates, as well as" government tax certificate ", " user experience certificate ", " electricity and water charges use certificate " ......"

Whether it is strong or not, it is nonsense, and the lady is wrapped in at once. She really thought her store was missing these certificates.

Ten minutes later......

"Thank you for this guest officer, the guest officer will go slowly, and I will come back next time." The eldest lady and several young and beautiful young ladies stood at the door and bowed desperately, and their smiles on their faces seemed to have helped them a lot just now.

He lit a cigarette and waved politely to the people in the noodle shop, and signaled them not to give it away.

"Huh? What is this? Solomon walked up to a health supplement counter and stared at a clear plastic bottle for a long time.

"Sir, do you need anything?" A waiter in a black suit walked up to him and asked, although she thought the skeleton in front of her was weird, but maybe he was a new type of shopping robot that was designed to buy goods for users.

"Dear lady, may I ask you what this thing is?" Solomon asked, pointing to the plastic bottle.

"This is a special lubricant from my daughter's country, and the effect is very good, do you want to try it?" The waiter couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

"Then I'm sorry for you." Solomon bowed respectfully to her.

When the sales lady dripped the bottle of lube onto the joint of Solomon's collarbone, Solomon felt a burst of coolness and comfort.

"One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, three-two-three-four, four-two-three-four......" Solomon dripping lubricant on his movable joints, and then he began to do broadcast gymnastics.

"Oh ho ho It's as if the body is hollowed out. Well? I didn't have a body in the first place. ”

An invisible light flashed in Solomon's hollow eyes.

"I want all these lubricants."

Solomon packed up all the lube in the health food store and took it with him. He ran as fast as the wind, and in the blink of an eye of Miss Salesman, Solomon snuck away.

"Sir, you haven't paid yet."

When the saleswoman tried to chase after her, Solomon had already disappeared.

"Whoa, whoa......"

There was a sound of coins tumbling and falling, and there were more than 100,000 starry sky coins in the cash drawer of a gambling machine.

The women who played the gambling machine next to them looked at the child wearing a black cap and playing with a very low-key gambling machine with surprised eyes, he looked only a teenager, but he had won 7 in a row, and he was out of a leopard.

"It's 3 7s again, it's really boring."

Yemumu looked at the 3 7s on the display screen of the gambling machine with dull eyes, put all the money he won into the space ring, and then lowered the cap on his head and walked out of the casino.

Yemumu had just used the electromagnetic signal jammer he had secretly developed to interfere with the signal inside the gambling machine, and secretly modified the program in the gambling machine, so that every time he used the gambling machine to give out any points he wanted.

Fortunately, Yemumu is just boring to play, otherwise this casino is estimated to be completely bankrupt tonight.

There is no doubt about it.