Chapter 64: Hakurei Shrine Spring Festival
"Hey, this uncle, do you want to have a shot? da☆ze! The black and white witch rode on a broom, holding a small spittoon, floating outside Lu Yuan's window. Her right hand was raised forward like a pistol, and she said to Lu Yuan at the window on the second floor with infinite vitality!
"Huh?" Lu Yuan had just come out of the secret room, and he was sorting out the sniper rifle and bullets, and finding out the bullet casings that were all over the place. But suddenly a girl came running and asked if she wanted to "make a shot...... Should I say, is it worthy of Japan? He looked at the one in front of him with a pointed hat, a black and white dress with lace, was it a maid? Lu Yuan remembered that last time she helped the Red Devil Pavilion deliver a letter.
Lu Yuan completely forgot the name of this person, and perhaps never introduced each other. However, the girl's figure looks good, although she is not full of fruit, but she is invincible in youth.
"This ......" Lu Yuan leaned out of the window weakly, looked left and right first, and after confirming that there was no one else around, he scratched his cheeks embarrassedly, "This ...... Not good...... We don't seem to know each other very well. ”
"It's not easy to start with acquaintances!" The black and white witch seemed to be very experienced, and Lu Yuan nodded awkwardly in agreement. "I heard that Uncle you are very strong, let's try it once! da☆ze”
By...... Such a straightforward compliment on a certain aspect, Lu Yuan felt embarrassed. Who spread this nonsense! And...... Does anyone know about Gensokyo? Eighty percent are compliments...... "Ah! Lu Yuan suddenly realized, he slapped his hands, "Are you ...... That's the one that asks for money, right? ”
"Money or something...... "The black and white witch, the magician named Marisa Kiriyu clasped her hands in her arms and frowned in embarrassment. I like books more than money. If it's a magic book I haven't seen before, that's the best. Money or something...... It's okay to have mushrooms to eat! That's it, da☆ze! ”
Lu Yuan's mouth opened wide. This one...... That's a little more informative! The front is still very inspiring, how can it be ...... in the back Girl, you're too direct, aren't you?! Mushrooms, mushrooms or something...... However, the girls are pressing step by step, and Lu Yuan, a big man, can't admit it! Anyway, whether it's money or magic books, we have a lot of them here, and they can definitely make you satisfied, so what are you afraid of?
"Your house or mine?" Lu Yuan asked a question that had entered the substantive stage, and he seemed quite professional!
"It's too much trouble. It's all right here! Marisa Kiriyu excitedly picked up the spittoon in her hand and began to gather her magic......
Lu Yuan was confused, and when Zhang Er King Kong was confused, a roar suddenly came from the cherry blossom forest, "Touch you stupid!" What are you doing with the uncle! ”
With a roar, it was a whizzing flying coin stick, and with a "bang" it hit accurately, knocking the black and white girl down...... Lu Yuan wiped his sweat, so he was sure and skilled! Fortunately, I didn't say anything. Otherwise, I'm going to become an adult that Little Reimu hates......
As soon as he thought about it, he heard Marisa from downstairs shouting, "Reimu, what are you doing!" I'm going to have a fight with my uncle! And money and mushrooms, da☆ze! ”
"Ah~!" Marisa's words just fell. There was a sound of dragging outside, and it stretched into the cherry blossom forest...... Then there was a burst of punching and kicking, and Marisa Kiriyu screamed. Until it disappears......
Luyuan Waterfall Sweat ...... I'd better go back to sleep - I won't see anyone again this year - and then I'll just leave next year, that's it......
Lu Yuan began to pack his things...... What about the pit daddy!
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"Dad. What does it mean to have a shot? Bo Li Lingmeng asked with a smile.
There is a murderous aura!
Lu Yuan's eyes looked down, and the knuckles of Xiao Lingmeng's holding the imperial coin stick were white. Apparently gray and angry...... In other words, Xiao Lingmeng lives alone, and the people she usually comes into contact with are bad adults like Yakumo Zi, and she may have been instilled with a lot of bad knowledge, which is terrible!
But who is Lu Yuan?! He's the man who dares to open a harem on a great ship!
I saw Lu Yuan quietly open the box on the side, revealing the disassembled PSG1 sniper rifle and two rows of magazines. He took out a magazine and pushed it with his thumb, and a yellow-orange 7.62×51mm bullet popped out of the magazine.
Lu Yuan picked it up and handed it to Bo Li Reimu, "It's a bullet!" Do you want it? ”
"Humph! Want. Xiao Lingmeng snatched the bullet in a huff and put it in the small pocket of the shrine maiden's suit...... Anyway, you really see something like gold and take it away.
Lu Yuan simply opened the box of the sniper rifle completely, and now he needs to divert Xiao Lingmeng's attention immediately, and he can't let her continue to get to the bottom of this issue! "Let's go, little Reimu, I'll teach you how to hunt with a sniper rifle." With a dazzling gesture of "chirp" (deliberately brushed tricks), he reinstalled the disassembled sniper rifle and finally snapped the magazine!
Perfect, 100 points!
"Hunting? Use this thing? Reimu was really crooked, and her eyes sparkled as she looked at this obviously shiny metallic and obviously tall guy, and her eyes looked like she liked it very much.
Lu Yuan knew how to turn Reimeng's three-point liking into ten, he calmly patted the gun and said, "This thing is only 14,000 US dollars, about a catty of gold......" Before he finished speaking, the sniper rifle was snatched away by Reimeng.
Without saying a word, Hakuri Reimu threw away the coin pole in his hand and grabbed the sniper rifle with a wooden stick...... The gun was taller than even her tallest. But Reimu has the power of Hakurei to support her, and it doesn't take much effort to hold it. The delicate girl with a sharp and cold sniper rifle is surprisingly harmonious. Lu Yuanmei looked at it with a smile, and sure enough, Lori is the king to use a sniper rifle!
"Shall we go, then?" He took some food and stuffed it into a bag, walked over to Hakuri Reimu and asked.
"Go?" Reimu's eyes moved away from the barrel of the gun and asked a little dazedly. She was looking inside the barrel of the gun, studying why it was so expensive...... Seeing that Lu Yuan was in a cold sweat, he quickly moved the muzzle of the gun away.
"Out of ...... Yes! Daddy, please help! "Reimu Hakuri seems to have finally remembered what she was doing, and she screamed naturally." Because the shrine is about to be renovated, everyone in Gensokyo is looking forward to holding a banquet at the old shrine. I'm going to prepare the wine, I'll prepare the snacks, vegetables, meatballs, barbecue......" She counted with her hands, her eyes began to draw circles......
"Hehe, leave it to me." Lu Yuan patted her head. He took Reimu back to his study and wrote a list of the ingredients he needed to buy. Lu Yuan knew that Reimeng had accumulated some in the winter, but that was just the little girl's mind - Reimu couldn't calculate it at all, the real consumption of a banquet, counting on those things, the banquet would be extremely miserable.
In the past, it was just a poor shrine maiden, but now...... Is it possible that Lu Lingmeng, who has the backing of a local tyrant, is still so shabby?
Lu Yuan put the list on the teleportation array and sent it away, and after studying Pachouli's magic circle, Lu Yuan prepared one for the people he often contacted, including the head of the barnyard family. "Remember to invite Barnyard Aqiu, that's a child who likes flowers, you said she would definitely come to enjoy the cherry blossoms." Lu Yuan instructed casually.
Aqiuna's children were reincarnated from generation to generation, and then stayed at home and silently revised "Gensokyo Origin", recording those famous monsters and people in the book, but most of the people and monsters in Gensokyo didn't know about her existence.
"Hmm," at this time, Xiao Lingmeng began to become very well-behaved. seemed to think of the time when she was in a hurry just now, and directly called "Dad", which made her a little shy. In the past, it was she and Cuixiang who would call Lu Yuan like this, and there was some joke in it, which was different from today. Maybe it's because she always thinks about it, maybe Lingmeng regards Lu Yuan as a dependent, she originally came to Lu Yuan for help, and when she was in a hurry just now, she naturally called out.
Lu Yuan's instructions, she nodded and agreed, grabbed Lu Yuan's sleeve and followed him, watching him busy. Reimu quietly observed Lu Yuan, and found that he didn't have any unhappy expressions, and as usual, while doing what he was doing, he taught Little Reimu how to do it in the same way.
Hakurei Reimu was a little relieved......
In fact, Lu Yuan didn't do anything, he just cleared out a large area in the hall to facilitate the placement of the ingredients sent.
"Banquet, Dad... Is Dad going to participate too? Reimu asked quietly.
"Don't go," Lu Yuan directly shook his head and refused, seeing Lingmeng's disappointed expression, Lu Yuan smiled and explained, "I'm a parent...... I should have prepared the banquet for you in the back, you should use this as a logistics base, and most of the food will be delivered from here. In addition to barbecue and pot cooking on the mountain, there is no need to raise the fire, and those two should also be set up in the courtyard...... The shrine is about to be renovated, so be careful of fires. ”
"Hmm!" Hearing that Lu Yuan didn't participate, but as the master, Xiao Lingmeng nodded happily.
"We are magicians, we use magic ......" Lu Yuan took out his pen again and began to write a long list - this one is for summons, they have limited intelligence, and many things are best written clearly. After this list was completed, Lu Yuan directly cast a rare spell with four rings, summoning a collective invisible servant (UnseenServant, Mass)! "This spell will be taught to you in the future, and I used a simplified version of this spell to save someone."
With the help of the "Book of Sea Monsters", Lu Yuan directly summoned twelve invisible servants who could work 24 hours a day, and these servants could complete most of the work according to Lu Yuan's wishes.
"Alright, now go hunt with me!" Lu Yuan picked up the bag again and helped Xiao Lingmeng put on his sniper rifle, "I know that there is a new swarm of wild bees behind the mountain, let's steal their honey and make a cake of cherry blossom nectar!" ”
"Hahaha, good!"
The laughter of the little reimu is sprinkled all over the cherry blossom forest.
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PS: That's a chapter for today.
I want to plan the overall content of the spring festival, and each chapter should have a breaking point, and the connection should be complete...... What a struggle!
Writing about daily life is really brain-burning......
If you forgive me, Lao Lei sells a cute, can you ask for a ticket for a single chapter? (To be continued......)