Chapter 84: Zhou Immortal's Divine Skill - Crow's Mouth
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Looking at the cowhide bag that fell next to Zhou Zhou Xian, several people, including Zhou Zhou Xian, were speechless for a long time.
No one expected that after he finished his sentence, he was slapped in the face by this thing.
It's as if God couldn't get used to him bragging, and deliberately gave him retribution.
"This ....." Zhou Zhou Xian wanted to say what the was going on, but he couldn't finish his sentence.
As soon as he spat out the word "this", his words came to an abrupt end. Next Second......
"Whew!"
A long, heart-rending howl came out of his mouth, and the sound was no longer like the sound of a human being.
This sudden voice startled Zhou Xiaohuan and Baguio, who were staring at him blankly.
Only Mu Feng seemed to have foreseen it, and he watched it for a long time.
After a beast-like howl, Zhou Zhou Xian's right hand trembled into his mouth and pulled something out of his tongue.
When he took it out, everyone saw that it was a fish bone!
Looking at the shriveled cowhide bag lying on the ground, it was obvious that there was a small hole like a pinhole.
Everything seems to be explainable!
The cowhide bag placed by the pond had been seen by Zhou Xian when he came in, and it was still bulging and seemed to be full of things.
Now it seems that it is empty, an empty cowhide bag full of air that has been blown up by life.
Although I don't know who is idle and has nothing to do to brag about the cowhide blowing so badly, when there is no cowhide to blow, he actually blows up a cowhide bag.
But it didn't matter, what mattered was that some unlucky person threw a fish bone and stuck it on the edge of the pond on the side, and it was blown up to a cowhide bag full of air.
Then, I don't know if it was because of the air leak that made the cowhide bag fly on its own or because someone did it on purpose, the cowhide bag naturally flew towards his face, giving him a hard time.
However, this is not the most unlucky.
What was even more unfortunate was that the strong smell he asked before he was slapped in the face was not food at all, but the scent of the fish bones that were tied to the cowhide bag.
Obviously, this fish bone was just eaten.
However, this fish bone, with that slap in the face, happened to enter his mouth that opened his mouth wide because of surprise.
Just as he was about to speak, his tongue moved, and he was pierced by a fish bone.
"Old man, I'm really sorry, I'm going to affect you again!" Looking at Zhou Xian's grinning teeth, Mu Feng said "apologetically".
"Uh......" Hearing Mu Feng's words, Zhou Xian's expression froze, obviously thinking of the fool he had just made.
As soon as he finished speaking, the people around Mu Feng were implicated in bad luck, and it was not an exaggeration to encounter such a bizarre and unfortunate thing, and in the blink of an eye, he encountered such a bizarre event like retribution from heaven.
For a while, Zhou Zhou Xian didn't know how to respond to Mu Feng's words.
Continue with your previous words, and then flicker?
However, at this moment, Zhou Zhou Xian also discovered that he seemed to have suddenly become a crow's mouth, saying what he said came true.
If he hadn't known that he was really not a fortune teller, and everything was foolish, he couldn't help but wonder if he was a master of the real game Hongchen.
Even, even if he knew that he was all blind, in the face of this incident of prophecy coming true, he couldn't help but wonder if he really had the ability to tell fortunes to people, or rather, with a crow's mouth, all curses would be fulfilled!
However, if you don't fool, do you want to tell Mu Feng that he was fooling people just now?
If you say that, you might be killed, right?
Even if he has cultivation in his old man, he will not be killed, but such a table of good wine and good food probably has nothing to do with him, right?
For a while, Zhou Xian's heart was extremely entangled.
"Or ...... Try again? Looking at Mu Feng's apologetic expression, and seeing his little granddaughter's big eyes blinking at him, Zhou Zhou Xian thought secretly in his heart.
"Alas! Xiaoyou, I won't tell you, although my old man saw that your bad luck would affect others, but I didn't expect the problem to be so serious. Maybe, in the face of this situation, my old man is also powerless! ”
After some consideration, Zhou Zhou Xian had given up his plan to continue to fool Mu Fengkeng's money, but if he wanted him to directly admit that he was a liar, he really couldn't pull his face.
Therefore, he thought of a compromise solution, pretending that he underestimated Mu Feng's situation and pretending to be powerless.
In this way, no matter what, you can get out safely.
As for after he left, Mu Feng found that he was just fooling, would he be furious? At that time, he didn't know where Yunyou had gone, so what did it have to do with him!
In line with this attitude, Zhou Zhou Xian wanted to stop after a few words, although he couldn't get any money, but he was able to eat a free meal, and he also earned it.
Although in this process, there has also been a tribulation.
It's just that if he wants to stop, it depends on whether Mu Feng is willing to do it.
"Is the old gentleman saying that the harm of my bad luck is even more serious than you expected?" Hearing that Zhou Zhou Xian was still alarmist, Mu Feng naturally wouldn't reveal it.
"Huh? Well..... Oh, yes! Zhou Zhou Xian was a little vague, obviously not ready to talk too much about this matter.
It's just that he doesn't want to say it, and he has to ask Mu Feng if he agrees.
"This ...... Dare to ask the old gentleman, is there a solution? If you can help solve it in the next place, there will be a good reward in the next place! ”
Hearing the good news, Zhou Zhou Xian subconsciously swallowed his saliva, but, thinking of the experience just now, he subconsciously felt a little weak, and he didn't dare to be greedy for that cheap anymore.
Therefore, after several discolorations on his face, in the end, Zhou Yixian gritted his teeth ruthlessly and refused.
"Alas! To tell you the truth, Xiaoyou, your situation is far beyond the old man's expectations. Old man, I'm ...... There's nothing you can do! ”
After speaking, Zhou Zhou Xian looked at Mu Feng, revealing a look of unbearable feelings.
In fact, he really couldn't bear it, such a big fortune boy, he just watched him slip away, for him, this is tantamount to digging out a piece of meat from his heart!
Hearing that Zhou Zhou Xian refused the benefit, Mu Feng knew that he was too scared to fool anymore.
It's just that this kind of problem of cheating people everywhere will be better changed in the future.
Thinking so, Mu Feng asked again, "Then..... I don't know, how much impact and harm will my bad luck have? ”
Hearing this, Zhou Zhou Xian was in trouble for a while.
Obviously, he was also frightened by his crow's mouth, but if he didn't say why, it would inevitably arouse Mu Feng's suspicion.
So, gritting his teeth and thinking of the fish bone just now, Zhou Zhou Xian subconsciously pointed to the plate of braised fish on the table.
"Let me tell you so! When a person is unlucky, anything unlucky can happen! If it was really unlucky, even if the boiled braised fish would jump up and slap the man's tail twice, it would not be impossible! ”
As soon as Zhou Xian's words fell, his eyes suddenly became frightened.
Because he found that in his field of vision, the braised fish that he pointed at really wanted to come back to life.
The braised fish stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and as soon as the tail flicked, it flew up from the plate and flew towards Zhou Xian's face.
Before he could make a move, the braised fish carried a strong fragrance, which was infinitely released in Zhou Xian's eyes.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
The braised fish jumped on Zhou Xian's face, and fanned down with four tails in succession, and he beat Zhou Zhou Xian at that time!
"Old man, does this braised fish jump up and smoke four tails, does it mean that bad luck is heavier than you said?"
Looking at the bewildered Zhou Xian, the corners of Mu Feng's mouth hooked up with a smile.
"It seems that the one who is really unlucky seems to be you, old man! I don't know, before this, your old genius had ever calculated this disaster for yourself? ”
Hearing Mu Feng's words, Zhou Zhou Xian opened his mouth, but he couldn't spit out a word.
Now, no matter how stupid he is, he can know that all of this is a ghost behind Mu Feng's back!
Thinking of this, looking at the young man in front of him, he felt a burst of fear.
You must know that he has already touched the threshold of cultivating the gods and returning to the void, and his cultivation is not far behind the major elders of the Qingyun Sect, and even some of the first ones.
Although, for some reason, his cultivation is so easy that he can't use it, but after all, the realm is still there!
However, it was such a cultivation realm, and he didn't even notice how the person in front of him did all this.
So, how high should this person's cultivation be?
He Zhou Zhou Xian actually deceived such a character to death, and he was not killed on the spot, he is really very lucky!