Harbin, Heilongjiang, China.

At the end of the alley, visitors stood by the vermilion door, holding a black umbrella, and pulled the knocker three times.

The moment the solid wood door opened, the man pierced through the seam like a silver needle, and then punched the owner of the house in the face, not even giving him a chance to see who it was.

"I rely on your ancestors! Which dog dares to slap me? Know me who doesn't? Who cares about this area? The young man in pajamas hugged his head and shouted, "I'm Liu!" Child! Chun! Yes!! The sub-bureau is over the month. “

"Oh?" The visitor shook the handle of the umbrella, "Then I have found the right person, who am you asking?" Forcing professional households, Hu Zhonghao. “

"What the hell...... Liu Zijun grabbed the business card and looked at the lightning, his pants were loosened and almost fell, "What the fuck are you ......"

"Stop pretending." The former smiled lightly.

"Sima thing." Liu Zijun added.

"You actually scolded your grandmother," Hu Zhonghao shook his head, "It's so unfilial, how can it be called a father's affection." ”

"you bloody mom." Liu Zijun roared, "Your mother is my milk? I don't care about you. ”

"There's nothing wrong with that," Hu Zhonghao nodded, "as you wish." ”

"Speak human words, please!" Liu Zijun shuddered, "Why are you so idle?" Checking the water meter in the middle of the night? He sneezed again, "Leng Cheng is like this mother, hurry up and get out of here when I violated the rules of pretending." ”

Hu Zhonghao shrugged his shoulders and said in his heart that you don't have to sleep tonight, get up.

"What the hell is on that Ferrari Enzo?" The coercive spoke, "The spray-painted words are as follows: 'My awesomeness lies in curiosity, action, destructiveness, and the Law on the Protection of Minors. ’“

"Customized car stickers and bank loans." Liu Zijun's face was expressionless. "Don't you know that my ancestors picked up the rags, hehehe."

"'Beijing' Athena," Hu Zhonghao pointed to his wrist, "the watch is good, and it's a loan?" “

"No," Liu Zijun shook his head, "this is my aunt's nephew's father's son's grandmother's grandson's teacher's student's wife's husband's brother-in-law's brother-in-law bought it for me." “

"Okay," the coercive smiled, "so it's you." “

"This seems to be a forced wwww." Liu Zijun smiled proudly, and he had to be disgusted by his ice and snow intelligence.

"Force your mother, follow me back, right away!" Hu Zhonghao turned around and left, "In the name of coercion, you have been arrested!" “