Chapter 205: It's still a fart
"Hey, the monitoring center?"
"I'm here in Shu Province XXX, and just now about eighty kilometers to the southwest, I found a mysterious energy fluctuation. ”
"The location, the location seemed to be in the sky. ”
"No, it's not the energy of the thundercloud, it's an anomalous energy value that has never been found before, looming, and our detector data here shows that it has exploded. ”
"Okay, okay, if there is any news, it will be fed back in time. ”
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"Is there an abnormal situation in Shu Province, please send personnel to rush over immediately. ”
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Qingcheng back mountain.
"Hey, let's be quiet, here, go back to the room and recite the Huang Ting silently, the power of heaven is unpredictable, and you must not do divination. ”
"Come on, Elder Xiuqing vomited blood and fainted!"
“...”
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Kowloon Lake.
A sudden whirlwind appeared above Jiulong Lake, and then the lake water was quickly sucked up into the sky under the stirring of the whirlwind.
"Nima, what the hell! This, this is a dragon sucking water?"
"How could this happen? Jiulong Lake is said to be a lake, it's so big, but it's actually just a pond, if this bit of water is sucked up, I'm afraid it won't be sucked up in half an hour, right?"
"Dragon, this must be the dragon taking advantage of this dragon to absorb water and soar to the sky!"
"Ah, the dragon god blesses, the dragon god bless me..."
“...”
Yu Chao looked at a few aunts kneeling on the ground, kowtowing and praying, and then looked at the side, even Yu Chao's mother clasped her hands together, chanting words, and said in her heart that you didn't worship the wrong object this time!
Emmm, if I were to kneel down and pray for mercy, would the one above open the net and fall lightly?
No, real men must not be cowardly!
A good man is a good man, don't be cowardly when you do it!
If you want to kill, you can kill it!
Hmph, I haven't heard of any top boss who is as knowledgeable as the lowest pawn, so he probably won't be looking for trouble, right?
The puppet dragon only looks like a dragon, but the essence is not!
Those dragon scales, dragon horns, dragon blood, such key things are not owned by the dragon at all, didn't the big guy above find out?
What's more, the puppet dragon doesn't have a dragon soul, that's the point!
Yu Chao felt panicked in his heart, took out his cigarette, and lit it silently, he had nothing else to do except smoke and calm down.
In the face of that kind of existence, refining?
Don't think about it, don't say that it's only three or four hundred causal values now, even if it's three thousand, thirty thousand, or even more, I'm afraid I can't deal with that one!
Since you can't resist, you can only deal with it calmly, no matter how bad the situation is, at least you have to die with dignity.
"I'll go, you see, the dragon flies. Well, why does it look a little lazy and doesn't want to move? Doesn't it want to ascend to heaven?"
"Bang", as soon as the buddy's voice fell, a bolt of lightning struck directly on the stone outside the corridor, and a small pebble splashed up and hit his mouth, his teeth broke out, and his mouth full of blood spurted out, and the audience was silent suddenly.
"Plop" "Plop"...
Yu Chao looked at the people kneeling on the ground with a smile and a smile, and his heart became more and more flustered.
Said that the good adults don't remember the villains!
I hope that big guy doesn't hate him, otherwise he won't talk about it, and he will be half-dead, and it will be fatal!
"Bang" "Bang"
Jiulong Lake, which was about to bottom out, suddenly fell a large ball of water above it, and the splash flew directly out seven or eight meters away, watering the people near the lake in the promenade.
After three or five minutes, the wind subsided, the rain stopped, and the clouds dispersed, as if everything had returned to the way it had been.
Only Yu Chao knows that this matter is definitely not over yet, and he has vainly refined a puppet dragon that is synthesized in a mess, and if he doesn't find the account after knowing the truth, he won't believe it if he kills Yu Chao.
Who told Yu Chao that there is still a connection between Yu Chao and the puppet dragon, and it is not easy to find this connection?
It's a pity that Yu Chao didn't know how to get rid of that connection at all, and he couldn't even find the information that could be refined by refining the technique, which was embarrassing.
The wind and rain stopped, and the people in the corridor walked away in groups, as if there was no air in the whole world.
"Dad, Mom, well, let's go back too. By the way, I also have a house nearby, and if you don't like it, you can stay in a hotel here. ”
Yu Chao's parents and Lao Tan's family took a long time to come to their senses and decided to go to the hotel to settle down before talking about other things.
There's no way, if someone encounters such an incident, it's no wonder that their hearts can be calm!
But as soon as I returned to the hotel, I found that there were many people babbling something into the mobile phone, and when I saw someone coming in, I didn't care about anything else, just a few words on my lips.
"Have you been to Jiulong Lake just now?"
"Is there really a dragon?"
"Did the dragon really show up?"
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After dinner, Yu Chao's parents and Lao Tan's family had already been returned, and they each had their own things to do, so that Yu Chao and the others could work with peace of mind and take good care of this stone carving garden.
Yu Chao, Lao Tan and Han Fatzi sat in the office, smoking silently, and under the smoke, the atmosphere was very quiet and weird.
Han Fatzi really couldn't stand this kind of depression, and he had some doubts in his heart, so he couldn't help but raise his head and ask: "That, Yu, Brother Yu, Jiulong Lake..."
Yu Chao naturally knew what he wanted to say, but at this moment, he didn't want anyone to mention it at all, and shouted in his mouth: "No, nothing, I haven't done anything." ”
Lao Tan glared at Han Fatzi, sighed and said, "This matter, hey, wait for the news, someone must come down to check it when you go back, let..."
Yu Chao suddenly remembered something and ran out with a smoke.
That secret passage is still there, if you don't seal it, how can you explain it when you look back?
When Yu Chao poked his head out of the lake, he saw Lao Tan and Han Fatzi waiting anxiously outside.
"It's okay, nothing, well, the stone dragon is intact, but it may be a little different, I can't say, it seems that the color has changed a little, but it's not a big problem, it may be the result of being struck by lightning." ”
After Yu Chao jumped ashore, he thought for a while and said: "By the way, there are not a few fish in the lake, remember to let someone send them over again, these lotus flowers or something, you may need to make up for them again." ”
Lao Tan patted Yu Chao's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, these things are left to us, you go back and change your clothes, take a hot bath, don't catch a cold, and when you eat later, drink him well, there is nothing." ”
Han Fatzi also said: "No, it's not nothing. It's our fire here, you know?
Anyone who has heard about this place has no curiosity, and no matter what happens in the future, there will definitely be tourists.
Well, from tomorrow, the tickets will not be free, and the price will be raised, one hundred and eighty-eight tickets, don't want me to reduce the price!"
This guy's heart is really big enough, and he still wants money at this time!
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After Yu Chao woke up drunk, his mind was in chaos, and he didn't know when the big guy would come to the door, nervousness, fear, fear, and all kinds of complex emotions forced his brain to burst.
After taking care of his personal hygiene, Yu Chao decided to go to see the situation in the stone carving garden today, hoping that he could see that in the presence of more than N people, he would take it lightly.
Yu Chao originally thought that the stone carving garden must be full of tourists, but it turned out that people came, and a large area was pressed, but they were all blocked at the gate and not allowed to enter.
"What's going on? Why aren't you opening the door now?"
The business has come to the door, and you still want to restrict the sale, or what?
I didn't see anyone in there!
Could it be that Han Fat is crazy, and they don't know how to make money if they have money?
The little girl who sold the ticket ran over with a sad face and said: "Mr. Yu, it's not that we don't open the door, but a group of people came to send a notice, saying that they need to conduct a security check and don't let tourists in." ”
Security checks?
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Yu Chao waved his hand and said, "Don't care about those, listen to me, from now on start selling tickets for me, so that tourists from afar can enter." ”
"No! a notice has been issued, do you want to disobey?"
Yu Chao turned his head and saw that this guy was the young man who followed Li Li at the beginning, looking at the way he dragged him, what did he say about disobedience?
Fuck off, tell this to a guy who is about to go to the execution ground, it's funny, isn't it?
"Get out! If you dare to say one more word, Lao Tzu will send you back to your hometown now! What a deal, cutting off people's wealth is like killing people and setting fires, Lao Tzu didn't cause trouble, who would dare to force me?"
He also thought that even if he died, at least if this stone carving garden existed, at least it would be able to leave a stable source of income for his parents, and he would not have to worry about his future life.
Now that someone has to destroy even this last psychological sustenance, how can Yu Chao endure it!
The young man in the tunic pointed at Yu Chao, he went straight in without saying a word, he also understood in his heart that even Captain Li couldn't beat Yu Chao, and it was useless for him to go on, so he would go to the captain to report and talk.
"Wait a minute, who let you in? Did you buy a ticket? Why do you want to evade the ticket or what?"
Yu Chao is out now, who knows when that existence will come to the door, it's going to be cold anyway, and I'm afraid of this and that dry ball!
Since there really is a dragon, does the dragon clan allow a person like Yu Chao to "deliberately" trample on the dignity of the dragon clan to exist?
N Duozhong wrote about the character of the dragon family, and the more Yu Chao thought about it, the more he felt that he would be cold, saying that he was irritable and light, and he was about to be forced into a nervous disorder.
When the young man in the tunic heard this, he was about to scold: "Don't think you will..."
Yu Chao rushed up with a swish, slapped him to the ground, grabbed his foot and neck and threw him out.
"That's a lot of nonsense. Sell tickets! Whoever dares to stop it, report it to me directly!"
"Yes, Mr. Yu, start selling tickets right away. The little girl who sold the ticket assured loudly with trepidation.
"Hey, what's the origin of this? Such a cowhide, even the guy who looks like a special department dares to fight, not to mention anything else, I want to have a lively scene to see today, I have to go in and take a look." ”
"Hey, buddy, don't be fooled. What are we doing here, aren't we just going to see the mysterious Jiulong Lake on the Internet, maybe we can find some clues there!"
"You young people, you have no reverence at all, don't be like yesterday's young man, you will be punished for saying the wrong thing. ”
"Hey, Auntie, what do you mean, you were there at Jiulong Lake yesterday?
"Of course I was there yesterday, and I saw the dragon soaring in the sky with my own eyes! I don't think about it, since the dragon gods have appeared in Jiulong Lake, then there must be some mystery here, so I want to get some tribute or something to worship. ”
"666, Social Society. ”
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"The surname is Yu, have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall? Even my people dare to fight, what do you want to do, crazy you?"
Facing the menacing Li Li, Yu Chao said angrily: "Crazy?
Lao Tzu, this stone carving garden has just opened, and you dare to close the door, this is because you can't get along with me, right?"
Li Li originally had an irritable attribute, and she was originally forced to hold back, but when she saw Yu Chao's attitude, she immediately couldn't bear it.
"Bastard, come on, grab him for me, take him down at all costs!"
Yu Chao laughed when he heard this, ignoring Lao Tan's obstruction and persuasion, and said directly: "It's up to you!
Damn, sooner or later I'm going to die anyway!
What a fart!