Tai Bai Xing felt that he must not have looked at the yellow calendar when he went out today. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's too unlucky, as a good man in the Heavenly Court, a confidant of the Jade Emperor, he thinks that even if he is not invincible, he must at least be a lucky star, but who knows that he will be so unlucky today.

After receiving the task of the Jade Emperor from the Lingxiao Treasure Hall today, he did not delay at all, and came out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall directly, and flew out of the South Heavenly Gate all the way towards Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.

However, who would have thought that just when he had just flown over Huaguo Mountain and was about to descend the clouds, a sudden coercion that made his soul tremble.

He barely allowed him to think about it, and he felt that the Soaring Clouds and Mists spell that he had used for thousands of years, so skilled that he could even dream of it, had failed.

Under that coercion, he didn't even have the ability to stay in the air.

I think that although he is not good at fighting, at least he is also an immortal in the Xuan Immortal Realm, how can there be such an aggrieved thing as falling from the clouds on weekdays.

However, today, he not only encountered it, but also did not have the slightest ability to resist.

What made him even more disgusting was that because of the suddenness of the incident, he was not given time to resist at all. When he fell from the clouds and fell to the ground, he was hit the ground with his face first!

My handsome and handsome old face has no face to see people!

The heart of the dead platinum star is gone!

Finally woke up from the coma after the impact, Tai Bai Xing secretly said that he was lucky.

You know, he is too platinum star but a magician, and he is not good at hand-to-hand combat at all except for spells. This also caused him to not pay attention to refining his body at all.

If it weren't for the condensation of the immortal body when he became an immortal, when he had just fallen from the clouds and his mana was imprisoned, he might have fallen to death at that moment.

Thinking that he almost became the first immortal in history to fall to his death, Tai Bai Xing was afraid for a while.

"Xiong Da, look at this old man, he is obviously awake, why is he still lying on the ground and pretending to be dead?"

Just when Tai Bai Xing was lying on the ground and was secretly afraid, a simple voice sounded in his ears.

"Xiong Er, how many times have I told you, humans are the most treacherous creatures in the world, you see that he is still pretending to be dead even after waking up, he must be trying to trick you into the past, so as to sneak attack you secretly!" Hearing Xiong Er's words, Xiong Da said confidently.

Burst!

Listening to the words of the two unlucky bears, Tai Bai Xing almost vomited blood, at this moment, he really wanted to die!

He, a dignified immortal in the heavenly court, too platinum star, will sneak attack an ordinary mortal in the earth immortal realm? Ah, no, mortal bears? Or do you not hesitate to play dead in order to sneak attack?

You're pretending to be dead, your whole family is pretending to be dead!

I'll sneak up on you in the face!

Tai Bai Xing, who was ascended to heaven by the three gods out of the body and the six Buddhas of the two monkeys, jumped up from the ground at once.

He swore that he was too platinum star to teach these two bears who didn't have a door on their mouths, even if this was Huaguo Mountain, even if it didn't match his usual image!

He wants to tell these two stupid bears that good old people also have tempers!

It's just that he just jumped up, turned his head angrily and looked at Tai Bai Xing at the source of the sound, and was stunned for a moment!

Bear...... What about bears?

In his line of sight, there was a young man in a snow-white robe, dressed like a rich man in the mortal world, this person did not know, but first ruled out the possibility that he was one of the two bears.

Looking at the young man next to him, there is a golden monkey with golden hair all over his body, wearing a purple and gold crown with phoenix wings, wearing a chain of golden wisps, and stepping on lotus silk steps

It's just that, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a monkey, and he can't be one of those two unlucky bears.

So the question is, except for these two slightly different monkeys, in his eyes, they are all monkeys that look almost identical, where is there the slightest shadow of a bear?

Just when Tai Baixing thought that his brain had been thrown out of the problem and he had auditory hallucinations, in front of his eyes, a simple-looking monkey who was only two meters away from him pointed at him and spoke to another monkey next to him who looked almost exactly like him.

"Xiong Da, look, this old man is up, did he hear our words, knew that his conspiracy was seen through by us, and planned to come hard?" As soon as the monkey spoke, Tai Bai Xing found the main owner.

"Xiong Er, don't be afraid, with your brother here, he won't let this old man sneak attack you. Moreover, the king is here, and the old man with a crooked face can't make any waves! ”

Burst!

Tai Bai Xing is depressed and wants to vomit blood!

Oh, my God!

What did he see?

He saw two ...... named Xiong Da and Xiong Er Monkey?

Heaven and earth, what kind of bastard gave these two monkeys their names!

Are you sure it's a name for two monkeys, not two bears? Even if you give the name of Monkey and Monkey Er, I will consider you knowledgeable!

Just when Tai Bai Xing's heart was galloping, next to Xiong Daxiong and the two monkeys, the other one spoke.

"Monkey big, look at this old man, how does his face look like this, it's too scary, it's uglier than the demon king of the mixed world!"

"Monkey two, there is a saying among human beings, which is called that people should not be disguised, and the sea water should not be measured. I tell you, stay away from him, for he may be thrown from the sky, and he will not have done anything mad. It's too close, in case you fall in love with your beauty too much......"

As he spoke, Monkey Da shuddered, looking unbearable to look at it!

Burst!

This time, Tai Bai Xing couldn't hold back, he really vomited blood!

Oh my God, I think he has been a good man all his life, how can he encounter such four pits when he is old!

This Nima, where is the reason of heaven!

In fact, what Tai Bai Xing didn't know was that the God in his mouth, the heavenly reason he was looking for, would also be silently wept by another pit!

Looking at the Tai Bai Xing who vomited blood, Tiandao secretly cast a sympathetic gaze: they are the same people who have fallen from the end of the world, why should they have met before!

"Who are you, old man? I said that you are also a Xuan Immortal in size, even if you look ugly, you won't use a change technique to make your face look better? You see that you are ugly, you are almost intolerable, okay, you are not afraid of being struck by lightning? When you go out like this, aren't you afraid of scaring children? Even if I don't have children in Huaguo Mountain, it's a great sin for you to scare the flowers and plants! ”

Just when Tai Bai Xing spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart and felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, the golden monkey in his eyes pointed at him and asked.

Burst!

Hearing this, Tai Bai Xing spurted out another mouthful of old blood!

You're ugly! Your whole family is ugly!

Your whole race is ugly!

Scared kids? Scare the flowers and plants? I scare you in the face!

You're a monkey, embarrassed to discuss beauty and ugliness with me, a human? The aesthetics are different, okay!

Just as he was thinking this, he saw the human young man next to the monkey, also looking at him with a look that could not bear to look at him.

"Too platinum, right? I said, why don't you pay attention to your image, this old man, you also represent the face of heaven, just go out like this, you are not afraid to send the Jade Emperor to kill Xiantai? ”

Looking at Tai Bai Xing, whose face was completely deformed, Mu Feng looked disgusted, that's all, still a fairy?

Hearing this, Tai Bai Xing is so angry!

Fuck, Lao Tzu is too platinum, in the heavenly realm, even if it's not an idol Xiao Xianrou, at least it's a middle-aged old handsome guy! It's just that there is a problem with the aesthetics of the monkey, you are a humanoid, and you also think Lao Tzu is ugly? Is there still a reason for this?

Tai Bai Xing was just about to scold the street, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly thought of something!

If I'm not mistaken, just now, when I landed, I was probably ...... Should...... Seem...... Maybe...... It's the ground where the face hits first!

Thinking of this, Tai Bai Xing used a Xuanguang mirror.

Burst!

After seeing his image at the moment, the mana in Taibai's body rioted, and he spit out a mouthful of old blood with a pop, and completely fainted!

Looking at the fainted Tai Bai Xing, Mu Feng did not have the slightest sympathy on his face!

Deserve!

This was the only thought in his mind at this time.

What the? You say he gloats?

That's right, he's gloating!

Who let this old man trick his apprentice again and again? The reason why the monkey finally made such a fuss in the original book is absolutely inseparable from the fact that this old man has been condomined again and again.

Not to mention dizziness, even if the old man fell from the sky and fell to his death just now, Mu Feng didn't feel pity, but would clap his hands and applaud!

Now the old man himself is scared of himself, it has nothing to do with them, everyone is watching, they don't do anything!

Well, the gentleman speaks, not hands!

gloated in his heart, but Mu Feng knew that since the old man was not dead and came to Huaguo Mountain, they couldn't ignore it.

After all, the plan still has to be executed, otherwise how can you fool people?

Ordered the two pairs of brothers, Xiong Daxiong Er, and Monkey Da Monkey, who had fainted Tai Bai Xing, one with one arm and one leg, to carry Tai Bai Xing back to the cave, and Mu Feng and the monkey also returned to the Water Curtain Cave.

Three months have passed in a flash.

On this day, Tai Bai Xing, who finally recovered from all the injuries and illnesses, and thought that vomiting blood several times had promoted blood circulation, and that the bottleneck of the realm in his body had been somewhat loosened because of the blessing of misfortune, came to the Water Curtain Cave again!

"King, just believe me, Xiaoxian really asked you to go to heaven to be an immortal, not thrown down from the sky!"

He couldn't remember the first time he had come to the Water Curtain Cave to invite monkeys, but each time he was kicked out by the monkeys on the pretext that the goods were liars.

Thinking of this, he felt aggrieved, and at the same time, he couldn't help but secretly scolded his mother for being unreasonable, he had been an immortal for thousands of years, and he would fall from the clouds!

"Didn't you throw it down? So how do you say you got down? Fell on your own? Will you smash your face like this? The monkey pouted, not believing the old man at all.

Burst!

Hearing that the monkey would not open the pot, Tai Baixing felt that his just healed injury had signs of recurrence.

"I ...... I don't know why I was so unlucky, but I happened to encounter the Eye of Merit on top of my head! ”

When I mentioned this matter, Tai Bai Xing wanted to cry, Tiandao, you are a pit, the old man is the person of the Jade Emperor, and he is doing things for you!

You pit yourself yourself, do you still have a little bit of humanity, is there any reason for this?

In the Heavenly Dao space, looking at Tai Bai Xing's mental activities, the Heavenly Dao teeth were broken and swallowed in his stomach, and he knew in his heart!

It's the one that was pitted, and when it encounters that pit, it can't get rid of the fate of being pitted, and it has to give people benefits if it is pitted, where can it be reasonable?

In the Water Curtain Cave, he didn't know about the hardships of the Heavenly Dao, and he knew that he was miserable this time.

And the monkey, naturally, knows that what Tai Bai Xing said is true.

The reason for this performance is just that it is deliberately embarrassing to be too platinum.

As early as when the old man was carried back, Mu Feng told him the purpose of the old man's coming, and at the same time told the monkey that the old man was uneasy and kind, and he came to pay attention to the pit monkey.

Now that he knows that this thing is not good, it is strange that the monkey can make him better.

Although you can't expose him, and you can't do anything to him, but drag him for three or five months, and get angry that he will die and live, and then collect interest first!