Chapter Seventy-Two: Cutting the Cake
"There's nothing that can't be solved by cutting a cake, and if there is, it's two." ——Excerpt from "Xiaoqiang's Classic Quotations"
Seeing his current attributes, Lin Luoyu nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, now I don't have to be afraid of that little fish anymore."
Before Lin Luoyu's words were finished, the little fish just now suddenly appeared as if he had been hiding behind him, which startled Lin Luoyu.
It's okay, now that my attack power is already very high, this guy will definitely not be able to withstand my stab.
Lin Luoyu said confidently in his heart.
"Stupid mortal, do you think you can compete with your father by buying a broken piece of equipment? Haha, that's naïve. The blue tropical fish opened its mouth and let out a childish moe sound, but it sounded a little unbeatable.
"Who's talking?" Lin Luoyu didn't expect that it was the little fish in front of him talking, he looked around, looking for the "master" hidden in the shadows.
"Don't look for it, your dad and I'm here." The blue tropical fish swam under Lin Luoyu's nose and said to him.
"You...... You can talk! ”
Lin Luoyu's eyes widened wider than a light bulb, and he pointed to the blue tropical fish in front of his nose, and his voice began to tremble.
"What's wrong with being able to talk? Is it only you humans who can speak, and we animals who can't speak? Let me tell you, there are some animals in this world with a very high IQ, such as me, who can speak like you humans, but there are very few animals that can speak, only about one in 10,000, but that doesn't mean that there are none. I see that you are really a pig's brain, don't be embarrassed here if you haven't seen the world, hurry up and go home and take medicine. ”
The blue tropical fish pointed its fins at Lin Luoyu's nose and sneered, and behind him was a large group of sharks.
"See, these sharks behind me are all my bodyguards, as long as you dare to touch me, I will let you be broken into thousands of pieces immediately."
The blue tropical fish didn't pay attention to this battle scum who was only level 1 at all, you must know that his level was level 3, which was 2 levels higher than Lin Luoyu, and those sharks behind him, each of them were above level 5, and it was easy to fall Lin Luoyu in seconds.
There was no way, people were under the eaves, so they had to bow their heads, and Lin Luoyu didn't want to be so entangled by this little fish all the time, so he squeezed out a smile and greeted him.
"Brother Yu, dare to ask what you call it? My name is Lin Luoyu, I just came to this place, and I don't know the rules very well, please take care of me, hehe. ”
Seeing that the blue tropical fish was still expressionless, and the flesh on its face was as stiff as a stone in a dung pit, Lin Luoyu decided to use his nirvana.
Legend has it that as soon as this trick came out, the sky collapsed and the earth cracked, and within the four seas, blood flowed like a river.
"Brother Yu, what is your Alipay account? Hey, you know. Lin Luoyu winked at him while being close to the blue tropical fish, how smart the blue tropical fish that could speak human words was, and immediately understood what Lin Luoyu meant.
"My Alipay account number is 584SB204SB." Blue Tropical Fish proudly said his Taobao account.
Lin Luoyu opened the system and entered "584SB204SB", and sure enough, he saw an account called "Silly Yes Read and Fall", he immediately added the other party as a friend, and transferred 100,000 Star Sky Coins to the other party's account.
After receiving Lin Luoyu's transfer, the blue tropical fish naturally showed a smiling face.
"Alright, you all go back, I have something to discuss with this friend." The blue tropical fish waved to the shark bodyguards behind them, and the sharks "stabbed" and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"My name is Qiang or not, I belong to a kind of blue devil fish in the tropics, you can call me Xiaoqiang in the future." Qiang is not strong, patted Lin Luoyu's shoulder with his fins.
"Xiaoqiang, I'm not very familiar with this world, can you give me a detailed introduction?" Lin Luoyu touched his head and said.
"I'm hungry, can you buy me something delicious?" A sly smile crossed the corner of his eyes, and he was ready to rain on the forest.
"Okay, what do you say you're going to eat? I promise to keep you fed. Lin Luoyu saw that he seemed to have a weak qi and said.
"I knew you were a good person. I like fried shrimp crackers, steamed mushrooms, braised pork ribs, marinated bacon, boiled eggs, and of course my favorite is the authentic cut cake. That sweet, fragrant taste, as long as you lick a little bit with the tip of your tongue, you will never forget it. ”
Qiang is not strong completely immersed in the fond memories of cutting cakes, he closed his eyes, looked intoxicated, and from time to time stretched out his tongue to lick his lips, looking more like a foodie than a foodie.
Lin Luoyu saw the intoxicated appearance of whether he was strong or not, and secretly said Is it really that delicious to cut cakes? He hurriedly entered the system and spent 3,000 starry sky coins to buy 3 catties of cut cakes and came back.
"Here, you want to cut the cake." Lin Luoyu handed the slimy white cake in his hand to Qiang Buqiang, Qiang's nose sniffed, and then opened his eyes suddenly, and his greedy pupils shot out bright essences.
Click.
Qiang is not strong, one bite at a time, eat the 3 catties of cut cakes cleanly, and then he turned his tongue around his lips with his tongue, and said to Lin Luoyu: "It's so delicious, but I haven't eaten enough." ”
……
Lin Luoyu's brows furrowed slightly, but he didn't speak, and bought another 10 catties of cut cakes.
Click, click, click.
"I'm still hungry, what should I do?" Qiang Qiang touched his belly and looked at Lin Luoyu pitifully.
……
A few black lines appeared on Lin Luoyu's head, and he had to buy 100 catties of cut cakes in the mall.
You're going to have your fill this time, right?
"If I come for another 900 pounds of cake-cutting, I should be able to eat enough."
Who knows whether it is strong or not, he still touched his round belly and said.
Lin Luoyu was so angry that his teeth itched, he scolded in his heart, "Are you a rice bucket", and in the end he could only obediently go to the mall to buy 900 catties of cut cakes and come back.
Now he has spent a total of 1 million Star Sky Coins, and Lin Luoyu seems to be dripping blood in his heart.
Click, click, click......
It only took 1 minute to eat all the 900 catties of cut cakes into his stomach, but the strange thing is that after he ate the cut cakes that were hundreds or thousands of times larger than his size, his belly only became slightly bigger, and the rest of his body did not change at all.
This must be the kind of fish that is not fat no matter how you eat it, Lin Luoyu thought to himself.
"It's almost full." Qiang was extremely satisfied with a full burp, and looked at Lin Luoyudao with a smile.