The land of China in 1976 was an extraordinary year, there were too many major events in this year, a major earthquake shocked the world, and Premier Zhou, Commissioner Zhu and Chairman Mao died one after another in this year, which made the people fall into endless grief, at this moment, the land of China seemed to have become a wasteland abandoned by the gods. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But just when the country was facing the survival of the country, a turning point appeared. The "Gang of Four," which had brought disaster to the country and the people, was smashed in one fell swoop, and millions of people once again flocked to Tiananmen Square to greet the "second liberation" with joy.

According to the trend of history, in the second year, Comrade Xiaoping will come out of the mountains again and lead the ancient country of China to rejuvenate itself and make great strides toward the grand goal of reform and opening up.

But national affairs are insignificant to Zuo Xiaoyou, who is only nine years old, and at this time he is receiving special function training in a cemetery deep in the mountains, and the training of him is a middle-aged man named Yan Zhen. This Yan Zhen has the face of a villain, but he is very easy-going, has a deep research and insight into special functions, and even created a magic skill similar to the Dafa of absorbing stars, by absorbing the free energy between heaven and earth, so as to strengthen his own special functions.

But the place with the most free energy between heaven and earth is actually the cemetery where the dead are buried, so when Zuo Xiaoyou, a child, was training, he practiced in the cemetery almost all night, but some of the energy in the cemetery is not scattered, and the energy that is not scattered is the legendary ghost, when Zuo Xiaoyou saw the ghost for the first time, he was almost scared to pee, but fortunately, Yan Zhen guarded him, otherwise he would have buried the grave on the spot now, and he would be friends with the ghost.

On this day, after a day of practice, I felt that my special function had improved again, Zuo Xiaoyou asked while eating roast pheasant, "Master, how long do I have to train?" ”

Yan Zhen added a few pieces of wood to the fire and said, "When you have my eight success powers, we will leave." ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou's face fell: "Master, I'm only nine years old!" You're child abuse! I protest! ”

Yan Zhen smiled: "Even if you cut your throat, no one will pay attention to you, accept your fate!" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was full of grief and indignation, he never expected that he was finally reborn and got a plug-in with special functions, but he didn't expect to be tortured by Yan Zhen, a perverted master.

That's right, Zuo Xiaoyou is a reborn, and the period of rebirth is not very good, just in time for the WG period. And his parents were criticized to death when he was three years old, thanks to his father's friend Yan Zhen who adopted him, otherwise it would be really difficult for him to live in such a world as a three-year-old child.

Fortunately, Yan Zhen is a celebrity in the local area, because he has the ability to have special functions, he is still very good at eating in the local area, but it is a pity that Yan Zhen is a physiological deformity and has no man's function, which leads to him being an old guy in his forties, and he is still a single person.

But unfortunately, Yan Zhen found that Zuo Xiaoyou also has a special function physique, so when he was five years old, he began to receive Yan Zhen's special function training, these four years have really suffered a lot, after four years of training, he is now nine years old He has about Yan Zhen's three successes, and Yan Zhen exclaimed that he is a rare genius in a thousand years, but because of this, Zuo Xiaoyou was brought to this ghost place by Yan Zhen not long ago, and now it has been a month, although the special function has been improved, But there is still a long way to go before Yan Zhen's so-called Eight Successes Force, even if Zuo Xiaoyou is dissatisfied, he can only endure it in this land of the dead.

In this way, five years have passed in a flash, and Zuo Xiaoyou has grown into a fourteen-year-old boy. Although he is only fourteen years old, Zuo Xiaoyou's height has reached one meter seven or eight, which is taller than the average adult, and because of the mountain running every day, his muscles are very developed, his body is also very athletic, and his appearance is also very outstanding, which makes Yan Zhen keep laughing: "If you are like this now, except for the mountain, those big girls and little daughters-in-law will definitely revolve around you every day." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou just sneered at this, in fact, he himself was very surprised, obviously he was just average in his previous life, and his appearance when he was a child in this life was not much different from his previous life, but as he grew older, his face gradually opened, but he became more and more handsome, and he was so handsome that he was very shocked. As Yan Zhen said, although he is only fourteen years old now, as long as he walks out of the mountains, he will definitely be fascinated by a big girl and a little daughter-in-law.

Zuo Xiaoyou has never been a person who can restrain his desires, he is just an ordinary person, and he also has seven emotions and six desires, but he has special functions in this life, and he has a good skin, he feels that he should plan for his future.

Now it is 1981, the fourth year of reform and opening up, it is the period of giving birth to the first batch of nouveau riche, Zuo Xiaoyou is only 14 years old now, it is not realistic to do business or anything, and although there are many people who make a small fortune during this period, if they want to make a big fortune, they basically go the wrong way, and he does not want to become a person who will be looked down upon by himself.

In addition, after all these years of training, he was a little obsessed with the development of special functions. Unlike Yan Zhen, Zuo Xiaoright's special function is very anti-sky, and it has two major abilities of time and space.

Time ability, which currently only allows him to move something forward or backward for 2 hours. For example, a five-cent banknote is torn to shreds by him, and he uses time reversal to make these shredded pieces of paper rewind back to the state of a full five-cent; And a sock that has just been washed and wrung out can be accelerated by time to make the sock instantly reach the state of an hour later.

What is the state after an hour? This is also related to the environment in which the socks are located, if the socks are under the summer sun, they will basically dry in an hour; But if it's rainy, it's not dry, it's wetter.

Of course, time abilities will definitely have more potential as they are developed, and we are looking forward to it.

Other spatial abilities are much more interesting, such as the ability to cross spatial distances and see thousands of kilometers away, as well as short-range perspective. Since having this ability, Zuo Xiaoyou has watched the women's bathhouse a lot...... Cough!

In addition, he can carry objects across space, but the mass of the objects to be carried must not be too large, and the distance should not be too long, otherwise he will not be able to bear it and lead to the failure of the special function.

After five years of training, Zuo Xiaoyou's special function finally reached Yan Zhen's eight successes, so Zuo Xiaoyou finally said goodbye to this place that left him countless memories, and walked out of the mountain with Yan Zhen.

When the two returned to the village, the situation that Yan Zhen had expected really appeared. Although a fourteen-year-old, but the size is no different from an adult, and a very handsome young man spread throughout the village in a very short period of time, so countless big girls and daughters-in-law intentionally or unintentionally surrounded the left and right, all kinds of shh

He is not very disgusted by this, because he is in the Northeast region, and this place in the Northeast has been proved by later generations that there are many handsome men and beautiful women, and an ordinary woman here is a beauty level in the south, so the small mountain village where Zuo Xiaoyou is located is also a group of beauties, among which there are many little beauties with idol star embryos, but it is a pity that this era will not give too many benefits to beauties, and women who do not work will not have food.

In the face of so many people of the opposite sex taking the initiative to express their affection, Zuo Xiaoyou said that it was fake not to be moved, but he did not accept it after all. The reason is simple - too wild, uneducated.

Although compulsory education has reappeared, there is no primary school at all in the small mountain village, and if you want to go to school, you can only go to the county seat, but the family in the mountain village is too poor, coupled with the influence of many years of 'zero point glory', the teenage girls who have gone to school are very rare, and for these uneducated girls, the left and the right really can't find a common topic. He read a poem here, but the girls just blinked and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed, and lost all his thoughts.

And he only stayed in the small mountain village for half a year before he had to leave. Things are a little helpless, when Zuo Xiaoyou returned to the small mountain village for the fifth month, it was just in time for the New Year, so Yan Zhen took him to the county seat to buy New Year's goods, but he met bandits in the middle of the road, and the bandits in this period were also bold and reckless, even daring to kill, in order to stop these criminals, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yan Zhen used special functions. Although the problem was solved, it also caused trouble for itself.

A few of those bandits had something to do with the above, and these bandits suffered hardships and were unwilling, so they found the people above to complain. When the people above heard it, there were people who had special functions, and they knew that this matter was not simple, so they reported it to the relevant departments, and then the relevant departments came. After a month of observation, it was determined that Zuo Xiaoyou and Yan Zhen were both people with special functions, so the relevant departments found them.

If it sounds good, it is called solicitation, and if it is not good, it is called a threat: "If you don't join, don't want to live in the country!" ”

There is no way, the arms can't twist the thighs, and if you enter the state department, you will be supported by the state, and the power seems to be not small. After weighing the pros and cons, Yan Zhen and Zuo Xiaoyou packed their bags and went to the capital with relevant personnel shortly after the New Year.

After arriving in the capital, the two went through political review and confirmed that the political background of the two was relatively clean, although Zuo Xiaoyou's parents were killed more than ten years ago, but it was a special historical period, and Zuo Xiaoyou was just a child at that time, and there was not much reaction to this, so the country officially incorporated them with more peace of mind, and was incorporated into the special function department that had just been established for a few years.

In the special function department, there are about two dozen members, basically all men, only one woman, and this woman is in her fifties, she is an old widow, and she is ugly, and there is no man in the department who has sexual interest in her.

When they first came to the special function department, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yan Zhen were "warmly entertained" by the 'seniors', and in the name of learning from the special function, they really went to death. But Zuo Xiaoyou and Yan Zhen relied on their superhuman special functions to knock over these two dozen people over and over again. Half a year later, the two were successfully promoted to the leader and deputy leader of the special function team.

However, Zuo Xiaoyou is young, he has just turned fifteen years old this year, and he is a junior high school student in China, in order to demonstrate Zuo Xiaoyou's identity, after a period of study and testing, Zuo Xiaoyou successfully entered the fourth middle school in Beijing and became an official junior high school student, as for his identity file, it was also rewritten, except for a few people, no one knew his true identity.

Before being reborn, Zuo Xiaoyou was a thirty-year-old uncle. After being reborn, he spent more than ten years of boring life with special functions, and walked into the campus again, to be honest, he was a little happy.

The school is an ivory tower, although it is a small society, but there are not so many twists and turns, the affection between classmates is always so simple and pure, here, there is no need to worry about being calculated, and there is no need to calculate anyone, except for those bear children who love to prank, a little annoying, but as long as you fight with them, the other party is afraid, and the problem is solved.

After Zuo Xiaoyou entered the fourth middle school, he fought seven or eight times in half a year, each time he picked N, and then cleaned up those bear children with more N seven or eight times, and beat them crying dad and calling mother, so after half a year, no bear child dared to trouble him.

But bear children are all trivial, and the biggest trouble is actually the root cause of the bear child to find him seven or eight times in a row to 'go head-to-head', which is the beautiful female students inside and outside the class.

Fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls are the age when love is beginning to bloom, and the children of this period will not dress up themselves, they look very rustic, but they are different from each other, they have been influenced by modernization, he knows how to dress himself, even if he is dressed very plainly, but with the face of the Chinese people and simple dress, he can make himself very clean and fashionable, full of charm.

Zuo Xiaoyou said that the school is an ivory tower, and a group of pure lambs live in it, but Zuo Xiaoyou is like a wolf in sheep's clothing, so he enters the flock, you can imagine, how can these little lambs resist the wolf kiss of Zuo Xiaoyou!

So the little beauties in and out of the class secretly sent him autumn waves, and even the bold girls handed him a lot of small notes, of course, there were also bold little girls who wrote a deep 'revolutionary love letter' and secretly stuffed it into the schoolbag of the left and right.

After Zuo Xiaoyou saw this love letter, he was greatly infected, and he was almost about to make a revolution with this little girl...... Later, Zuo Xiaoyou learned that this little girl's father is from the Department of History of Peking University, and her mother is from the Department of Journalism of Tsinghua University.

It's horrible.