Chapter 34 The First Smoker of the Qin Dynasty is Born
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"Meng Tian, quickly bring the blue-skinned things surrounding the immortal master to me to take a look!" The First Emperor's eyes were shining, and he was busy commanding Meng Tian, saying.
Meng Tian was about to act, when suddenly Lin Yang waved his hand, and the Yijin Sutra cheats were sent into the main god space by Lin Yang.
"Immortal Master, you give me the blue-skinned thing!" The First Emperor was not stupid, and when he saw that the blue skin was strange and extraordinary.
"Your Majesty, that book of heaven, I will give it to Your Majesty later! Now, I want to summon for Your Majesty a fairy cigarette from the Heavenly Realm that can make Your Majesty swallow clouds and spit. Your Majesty first started by swallowing clouds and spitting out mist, and cultivated the immortal method! Lin Yang saw that the First Emperor was moody and violent, so Lin Yang prepared a big gift for the First Emperor.
"Hurry up, summon immortal cigarettes to me!" When the First Emperor heard the technique of swallowing clouds and spitting out mist, he was deeply shocked and said busily.
Lin Yang waved his hand, and a pack of cigarettes was conjured out of thin air by Lin Yang, and he offered it with both hands: "Your Majesty, look!" This is the immortal cigarette of cultivating immortals! ”
"Cigarettes! Hurry up, show it to me! The First Emperor was so excited that his hands were stretched out to take the immortal cigarettes.
Meng Tian glanced at the immortal master first, then took the cigarette that the immortal master said from the immortal master's hand, and handed the cigarette to His Majesty.
The First Emperor took the cigarette and felt that the words on the cigarette and the texture of the packaging material of the cigarette were very peculiar, so he asked, "Immortal Master, can this thing really make me cultivate the method of swallowing clouds and spitting mist?" ”
"Naturally!" Lin Yang said, and said: "Please Your Majesty take out a cigarette, put it in your mouth, and then use a lighter to light the cigarette, Your Majesty can swallow the clouds and spit out the fog!" But for the first time, Your Majesty swallows clouds and spits out fog, and you have a sense of discomfort, so Your Majesty must not be disturbed! ”
"Feeling unwell?!" The First Emperor was shocked and said in a coercive voice: "Well, in that case, I will first ask the Immortal Master to try the method of swallowing clouds and spitting mist!" ”
"Damn! I know that Qin Shi Huang is suspicious! Lin Yang scolded in his heart, and then remained silent, as if he had a trick, he took out a pack of cigarettes, and said, "Your Majesty, look!" ”
Lin Yang took out a cigarette that had been prepared in advance, then lit it with a large fire, and then swallowed the clouds and exhaled the mist.
facial expression, Lin Yang pretended to be a soul.
"Well, wonderful, wonderful! Meng Tian, quickly bring me the cigarette in the immortal master's hand! The First Emperor was surprised and inexplicable, and immediately gave an order to Meng Tian.
As for the cigarettes in the hands of the First Emperor, the First Emperor was not at ease to use them.
"Qin Shi Huang, you are worthy of being the first emperor of the ages who can unify the six countries, and at this time, you are still guarding against me!" Lin Yang had already seen through everything, so he kept a hand.
No matter what pack of cigarettes the First Emperor smoked, that pack of cigarettes could make Qin Shi Huang want to stop.
And among the cigarettes prepared by Lin Yang, there was naturally a cigarette that he usually smoked.
The First Emperor looked like him, began to follow his example, and smoked a cigarette.
Ahem......
"Your Majesty......" Meng Tian saw that His Majesty the First Emperor was coughing violently, and hurriedly stepped forward to escort him.
But the First Emperor waved his hand and said, "Well, General Meng Tian doesn't need to panic, I think I feel like a fairy!" ”
"Your Majesty, please!" Lin Yang took a puff of his cigarette and smoked against the First Emperor.
The First Emperor joined him in this way, smoking and chatting.
The more he smoked, the first emperor also felt a sense of fluttering immortals, and read: "Well, I seem to be about to float...... Hurry up, call my beloved concubine Lifei! ”
"Well...... the first time I smoked this kind of thing, I was fluttering and hallucinating! Also interested in playing with women! Either you have been abstinent for too long and have been suffocated, or you are too excited to smoke, or the dosage is too much?! Lin Yang complained in his heart.
Meng Tian felt novel, and really thought that His Majesty was fluttering like an immortal, and he was practicing the method of swallowing clouds and spitting mist, and listened to His Majesty's will, so he gave an order to the eunuch outside the hall.
The eunuch went to the dormitory where Concubine Li was, but in Concubine Li's dormitory, he saw the two people of Beiyanshan and Xiantong (Yi Xiaochuan) who was enshrined by the First Emperor.
"Concubine Li, old decay retires!" The tone and expression of the people of Beiyanshan when they spoke were full of sadness.
The people of Beiyan Mountain glanced at Yi Xiaochuan again, and sighed in their hearts: "Yi Xiaochuan, maybe this is the best result!" ”
Yi Xiaochuan naturally didn't know the mood of the people of Beiyan Mountain, and when he got out of Concubine Li's bedroom, he looked at the people of Beiyan Mountain and asked, "Old man of Beiyan, why do you want to come to see Concubine Li?" Do you want to take me with you? ”
"Because I love her. You love her too! The people of Beiyanshan were in a complicated mood, looked at Yi Xiaochuan, and said.
"Ahem, that old man from Beiyan, you can't talk nonsense like this!" Yi Xiaochuan was extremely embarrassed, and he couldn't be said by the people of Beiyanshan.
Princess Yushu's beauty attracted him. But it seems that Princess Yushu has no feelings for him! Yi Xiaochuan listened to the words of the people of Beiyanshan, and naturally reacted violently.
"Hehe, young man, the old man advises you to stay away from her! lest you harm others and yourself! The people of Beiyanshan said, walked down the steps, went away, and continued: "Fate comes and goes, fate is born and dies, there is cause and effect!" It turns out that history can be changed! ”
"This old man, it's weird!" Yi Xiaochuan couldn't see through it, and he couldn't understand it, and when he saw Concubine Li and the eunuch coming out of the palace together, Yi Xiaochuan asked the eunuch: "I ask you, you take Concubine Li Niangniang, where are you going?" ”
"Yu Xiantong, Your Majesty has invited Concubine Li!" The eunuch replied and said.
Now in the palace, everyone knows that Yi Xiaochuan is the fairy child of the immortal master, so his status is extraordinary.
"Well, isn't the Immortal Master with His Majesty?" Yi Xiaochuan asked the eunuch.
The eunuch was inconvenient to say more, and arched his hand and said: "Fairy child, the miscellaneous family has retired!" ”
Princess Yushu glanced at Yi Xiaochuan, and now she is still wondering in her heart, that Beiyanshan who looks very similar to Yi Xiaochuan can't be Yi Xiaochuan's father, right? And the Beiyanshan man said some specious things to her, especially the eyes of the Beiyanshan people who looked at her were so tender and affectionate, which made her feel very weird.
Along the way, Yi Xiaochuan whispered to Princess Yushu, comforting the nervous Princess Yushu and said, "Princess, Brother Lin must be with the First Emperor, so don't be nervous!" ”
"Well, I believe in the Immortal Master!" Princess Yushu answered and walked into the palace of Emperor Qin.
"Concubine Li!" The eunuch shouted with a sharp voice.
The First Emperor was still swallowing clouds and spitting out fog, and when he was seen by Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Xiaochuan almost laughed: "It's ...... to smoke!" Qin Shi Huang was smoking......"
"Hehe, Brother Lin, you actually smoked with the First Emperor, and turned the First Emperor into a smoker! You're there, Brother Lin! Yi Xiaochuan was in his heart, and he kept complaining.
Unexpectedly, Yi Xiaochuan followed and discovered that something was wrong with the First Emperor!
It seems that the First Emperor floated up a little, and when he saw Concubine Li, the First Emperor actually greeted him and wanted to embrace Concubine Li. The most unacceptable thing is that the First Emperor hugged the wrong person.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......" Meng Tian's face was embarrassed and nervous, his old face turned red, and he shirked at His Majesty, shouting: "Your Majesty, the minister is Meng Tian, not Concubine Li!" ”