Three years later, on a night of thunder and lightning, Bai Suzhen finally shed her snake skin and turned into a human form.

A few days later, Zuo Xiaoyou cleared a vacant lot in the bamboo forest and used a spell to build a large mansion full of Jiangnan style. There are rockery arch bridges in the courtyard, as well as lotus ponds and indoor hot springs, the scenery is picturesque, and the people are more beautiful than the scenery.

All right! In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou was built according to the original layout in "Green Snake". But unlike the illusion of the spell, every plant and tree here is real. Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing both liked it.

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are very fond of water, and they spend four or five hours at home every day in the hot springs, making them sleepy.

With the marriage of Bai Suzhen, the second main quest has also been completed.

In the following years, Zuo Xiaoyou also had a rare comfortable life of a few years of relaxation.

Bai Suzhen is a good wife and mother, and she is the kind of noble lady in front of people that all men in the world yearn for, a woman who ~ women in bed, every time, it is Bai Suzhen who takes the initiative to seek pleasure, and she is even more serious than Xiaoqing.

And because Xiaoqing has not completely shed the snake skin, he can only play with Zuo Xiaoyou half and half, but this feeling of being half human and half snake is indeed fresh and exciting, and Zuo Xiaoyou has also gained a lot of insight and opened his eyes.

On this day, Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian transformed into rabbit girls and cat girls of the orc clan, and climbed into the bed of Zuo Xiaoyou.

"Master, people are here to serve you~" Nie Xiaoqian blushed after saying this: "Oops! Shame on you! Sister Tomoko, how can you talk like this! ”

"That's because you're not used to it, just get used to it." The rabbit ears on the top of Tomoko's head flickered, and a pair of red eyes looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, licking his tongue: "Master, do you want people to serve you?" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou turned into a wolf on the spot and ate this rabbit and that meow.

Left and right are going farther and farther on the road of no return of man ~ beast......

Although the white snake and the green snake are very amorous, no matter how amorous they are, they can't compare to the two ghosts Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian. Because the form of ghosts is inherently illusory, it indicates that they can take any form under any circumstances. So the next few years. It's really cool to be left and right, orcs, elves, angels, demons...... I've experienced all races.

After a few years of abandoned cultivation, it stands to reason that the cultivation of the left and the right should not be improved, but it is strange that his cultivation has not decreased but increased. Especially in terms of Taoism, there has been a lot of improvement.

This situation made Zuo Xiaoyou a little strange, but after thinking about it carefully, I probably guessed some reasons.

To put it simply, it is to do a good job of combining work and rest.

It's not stuffy cultivation. You can be better than others, if you practice too much, you will not be able to do too much. Therefore, no matter what you do, the best efficiency is to combine work and rest.

Of course, it is not wrong to be diligent in cultivation, but in the middle, you must arrange a reasonable rest time to relax your body and mind, so that there is room for sublimation in the realm.

As early as when Zuo Xiaoyou experienced the first ten worlds, he had a full schedule most of the time, in order to improve his strength. There wasn't much time to relax. Fortunately, in the middle, he was given a reward for "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", and through his self-cultivation in that world for decades, he finally stabilized his state of mind.

In the years that followed, Zuo Xiaoyou also paid attention to the combination of work and rest. But most of the time I was still constantly studying and cultivating, and I didn't have much time to stop and think about it. So after accumulating several worlds, Zuo Xiaoyou came to this world and finally relaxed for more than ten years, which gradually improved and stabilized his mood. Mood lifting. Naturally, it has led to further strength.

To put it simply, strength is computer hardware, and mood is computer software. In the past, there was high-configuration hardware in the left small and right space. But there isn't enough software to get the most out of the hardware. You can play "The Witcher 3", but you use it to play "Heroes 3". Cannons fight mosquitoes, not so loser.

Zuo Xiaoyou's current hardware configuration is actually very high, first the Luding world for nearly a hundred years, then the Yitian world for a hundred years, a Chinese ghost story world for more than a hundred years, Tang Bohu world for a few decades, Doraemon world for a thousand years, Mr. Zombie world for more than two hundred years, plus other worlds, almost 1,600 years of cultivation.

Moreover, his cultivation has been stimulated by the potential of the "Nine Yin True Scripture", and the acquired nature of "Innate Divine Skill" has turned into a congenital, and in this world, it is at least a great demon who has been cultivated for five thousand years. But because he didn't keep up with his mood, he could only play 40% of his strength at most. After more than ten years of physical and mental relaxation, it has made his mind more flexible and his strength more handy. Now he should be able to exert around 60% of his strength.

finally replaced "Heroes 3" with "Fairy Sword 3".

It was another night of thunder and lightning, and Xiaoqing finally transformed.

Xiaoqing is not a good snake, he just turned into a human form, and the first thing is not to feel the human body, but to directly throw Zuo Xiaoyou to the ground and feel the happiness of human beings.

"It hurts! You lied to me, it's not comfortable at all. ”

“……”

In the second year after Xiaoqing's transformation, Nie Xiaoqian brought back a piece of news: "Fahai left Jinshan Temple and began to enter the world to practice." ”

Joining the WTO is to roll in the red dust, experience the various states of life, polish the heart of the Dao, and thus find your own Tao.

Of course, this is the Taoist statement, Buddhism is not, and the entry of Buddhism into the WTO is to promote the benefits of Buddhism all over the world.

Believe in Buddhism! Believing in Buddhism is beneficial, so you can't find a daughter-in-law......

Now Zuo Xiaoyou really has a grudge against Buddhism, and if he has the opportunity to smear him, he will definitely spare no effort. However, Buddhism does have many slots in its thoughts and actions, and it is impossible to say them all for three days and three nights.

Now that Fahai has entered the WTO, it is not far off that he must have encountered a spider spirit, which will cause him to have a demonic barrier.

But speaking of spider spirits......

Looking at the old man in front of him who was eating with his own family, Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless: "Old spider, you eat a clean plate every time you come, but you don't give money, you can't be so shameless." ”

"I'm not human, of course I can be shameless!" The spider spirit wiped his mouth and patted his stomach with satisfaction: "Young man, the most important thing to be a man is to be happy, you look at me, I don't think about anything every day, I eat when I want, and sleep when I want." How happy! ”

"I'm afraid that you are so heartless, and you don't have much ability to cultivate for two hundred years, so beware of being killed by a monk who kills a demon when he sees it." took the grapes handed over by the white snake, ate them into his mouth, and threw a bunch to the spider spirit: "The world is difficult, people's hearts are sinister, we have to guard against it!" ”

"No, it won't." The spider spirit ate the grapes and said: "I believe that there are still many good people in the world, and besides, I have the Buddha shade of Lingtai Temple and have a peaceful temperament." How could a monk kill me! ”

"I heard that a monk named Fahai in Jinshan Temple recently entered the WTO." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "It is said that this person's magic power is profound, and he has reached the realm of Buddha, I and one, even my thousand-year-old lady is not an opponent." And this person has an impulsive temperament, regardless of whether he is indiscriminate, he will accept it when he encounters a goblin, you must not meet him, otherwise it will be just a matter of two hundred years of cultivation turning into powder, and I am afraid that your life will not be guaranteed. ”

"Fahai?" The spider spirit finally became serious: "If this person is so impulsive, how can he reach such a high level? ”

"Buddhism also has angry eyes. If you don't have a fire, how can you protect the Buddha Gate? Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, ate a grape, and said, "Although I can hide for a while." Can't hide for a lifetime. But now that Fahai is entering the WTO, I think you might as well stay here for a while, and after Fahai leaves Hangzhou, it will not be too late for you to leave. ”

"I'll think about it." The spider spirit is an old man who loves to run around and can't be idle. He couldn't stand letting him stay in one place for a long time.

"This still has to be considered!" Xiaoqing was unhappy: "Is fate important?" Or is freedom important? What's more, it's just for you to hide here temporarily, and it's not for you to hide here for the rest of your life. You want to. We still don't say yes! ”

"Xiaoqing, don't talk nonsense." Bai Suzhen rebuked helplessly, although she has listened to Zuo Xiaoyou's sermons for more than ten years, Xiaoqing's temperament has not changed, the only change is that she knows etiquette, righteousness and shame, and she usually does not look very good in front of outsiders, nor does she run naked to the brothel~ to dance.

The movie "Green Snake", Zuo Xiaoyou actually watched it when he was a teenager, and bought a pirated disk for five yuan, when he saw Maggie Cheung dancing naked in the brothel ~ courtyard, even if Maggie Cheung later acted in "In the Mood for Love", which was called a classical beauty by countless people, Zuo Xiaoyou still felt that she was charming, but she was wrapped in a coat called classical beauty under the essence.

In fact, in Zuo Xiaoyou's heart, the only one who can really be called a classical beauty is Zhao Yazhi.

Her white lady has been fascinated for more than ten years. And he believes that there must be many men who marry wives and marry white ladies.

Beautiful, gentle, with a good temperament; Rich, virtuous, and highly skilled; I can beat the monsters, I can save the Xianggong, and I can give birth to a son of Wenquxing. Simply the perfect woman! There is no SEI in ancient and modern times.

What a pity!

It's a pity that Zhao Yazhi hasn't made a few movies, and even if she does, they are all life dramas. According to Xiao Hei's urine, there is generally no difficult world to go, and Zhao Yazhi's supreme martial arts movie is just a 1982 "Finger Magic", and it was also a bad movie produced by Shaw Brothers that year.

Shaw Brothers movies, as everyone knows, in the bad movie concentration camp, in order not to lose money, Shaw Brothers theaters often released shoddy movies one after another, and when they found that they hit the street a few days after the release, they withdrew and replaced them with new films. This "Finger Magic" was part of it at that time, a shoddy bad movie, no box office, and hit the street.

Zuo Xiaoyou estimated that he would not be able to pass through this film until he died, so naturally he would not be able to see Zhao Yazhi. To be honest, Zhao Yazhi in "Finger Snap Magic", the image is still very different from the White Lady, and he didn't recognize it at that time.

I feel that the difference between Zhao Yazhi when she was young and her middle age is quite big. Other women are younger and more beautiful, but Zhao Yazhi is more tasteful the older she is. Nearly forty years old, filming "The Legend of the New White Lady", turning everyone upside down. Even if she is sixty years old, she is still a goddess, which is amazing.

When other actresses reach the age of sixty, they can basically only play an aunt, grandmother or something, but Zhao Yazhi can still play a charming lady, this is the charm of classical beauty. (To be continued.) )

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