Chapter 156: Defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods
Happiness came so suddenly, I was a little caught off guard, and the feeling of being a father for the first time was really confused, and I didn't know what I should do at all. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
So I did the stupidest, but most effective action, to stay with her at home.
However, everything backfired, and just when I was happy with this kind of peace of mind and happy life, trouble still came to the door, and Zhang Feng, who had not been found by me for a long time, was about to start acting.
I scolded secretly, I don't know how many times I've looked for that Zhang Feng these days, and even Zhang Ning and his wife have been looking for it in turn twenty-four hours a day, but they haven't found any trace of that Zhang Feng's brother and sister, and I even suspect that he is deliberately avoiding me!
This ghost night cry is so easy to attack, even if you don't mention the disparity in strength, just because the ghost night cry is called one of the five forbidden places, this is tricky enough, I don't want to become everyone's "role model" in the future, so this dramatic farce must be stopped!
I stood in front of the gate of the XX gate of Chang'an Avenue with the big beauty Huahua, behind me were Zhang Ning and Wang Xiaowei, in order to avoid trouble, the four of us all appeared in the state of ghosts.
There is an endless stream of tourists around, I don't know why these people are so idle, most of the night do not go home to sleep and run here to see what, the most surprising thing is that there are still sleeping on the ground, if it is not for listening to the conversation of the surrounding tourists, I don't know that those people are going to sleep for a night and then watch the flag.
There was no communication between us, the atmosphere was a little depressing, Zhang Ning and his wife did not speak because of the big beauty Huahua, I was afraid of saying the wrong thing and being knocked, so I didn't dare to speak, but the big beauty Huahua didn't give up on me at all, and pointed to a beautiful woman in shorts at every turn to spur me one or two, first let me see that there were big beautiful legs, but as long as I looked at it, it was a few more bursts, telling me not to look at the family room, I really wanted to cry without tears.
However, we waited until the second half of the night, and there was no movement around, although we would see some wandering spirits, but they were all far away from us, how to look at those wandering spirits were not Zhang Feng I was waiting for.
Just when I was bored and thought that Zhang Feng would not come, the big beauty Huahua suddenly dragged me, stared at the ground, and said in a deep voice: "They are underground!" ”
"Huh?" I was shocked and hurriedly looked at the ground, but I obviously didn't have the strength of the big beauty Huahua, and I couldn't see anything outside the floor tiles.
"Oops! Tune the tiger away from the mountain, that Zhang Feng has already entered! The big beauty Huahua turned around and looked at the XX gate seriously, and her deep eyes seemed to be able to really pass through several city walls.
"Let's go! Get in! ”
I shouted and hurried forward, but as I was about to step into the gates, a golden light suddenly fell from the sky, and I felt a great palpitation.
The incident happened suddenly, not only did I not have time to watch what was coming, but I also did not have time to dodge, and in a hurry, a strong force suddenly came from behind me, and I was quickly dragged back.
"You don't want to die, dare to go in directly from here?" Behind him, there was a cold scolding voice from the big beauty Huahua.
It was only then that I reacted, and I couldn't help but be secretly afraid, if the golden light just now was split on me, I would lose my skin even if I didn't die.
"What was that just now?"
"Humph!" The big beauty Huahua snorted coldly and said, "The nemesis of all bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods!" ”
My heart trembled, vaguely thinking of what it was, and when I looked up, a huge picture frame appeared in front of my eyes, and the eyes of the figure seemed to be watching me intentionally or unintentionally.
Rub it, how can I forget this big man, in order to break the feudal superstition, Chairman M defeated all the folk ghosts, snakes and gods, and claimed that "after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine".
In the past, every household in the countryside would post a portrait of the door god at the door, so that the home would not be invaded by demons, but the effect was very small, but since Chairman M's iron-blooded policy, every household has hung his portrait or pendant and other things, since then, although the family will not be smooth, but it will certainly not provoke those unclean things.
At this moment, I was in a ghostly state, how could I safely get under his nose.
I looked at the big beauty Huahua and wondered, "Then let's dive underground?" ”
"Nope." The big beauty Huahua shook her head, "I just found out about those ghosts before they passed, and if we want to get in, we can only go around." ”
With that, he waved his hand to my left, and I nodded, vaguely remembering that there seemed to be a door and a soldier handle, but it would be of little use to us if the soldier didn't handle it.
I hurriedly dodged and rushed there, for the more I delayed now, the more the situation inside would change, and I didn't want to receive a few hundred ghosts as my men.
Fortunately, the entire Forbidden City except for the XX gate of the city gate has a photo of Chairman M, the rest of the place is safe, we rushed all the way to the noon gate along the small gate, although we have not yet reached the destination, but the situation in front of me really shocked me for a while.
A large number of headless ghosts gathered in front of the noon gate, some wearing official uniforms, some wearing murder uniforms, and one by one they were really headless corpses, crashing everywhere.
This scene is one of the biggest scenes I've ever seen, and I think even those who write ghost stories may not have thought of such a good subject.
Seeing me stop, the big beauty Huahua thought I had found something terrible, and when she looked at me, she immediately let out a disdainful voice and said, "Little brat, don't tell me you're still afraid of this thing?" ”
The big beauty Huahua has a strong sense of dissatisfaction in her words, it seems that as long as I dare to say yes, then she will immediately knock me to death.
"I just watched the scene so spectacular, I couldn't help but stop and watch, this kind of big scene is not often seen."
"Boom!"
"Don't tell me it's useless, hurry up!"
Holding the door of my aching head, I had 10,000 *** in my heart, and I knew that things were not simple, and she must have tried everything to knock me.
However, after we passed the noon gate, the scene was not as peaceful as we had encountered before, and it was completely black and oppressive in front of us, except that ghosts were ghosts.
As soon as the four of us appeared, the ghosts in the back row were like ice and snow meeting flames, and they all gave us an encirclement, and they looked at us in horror one by one.
I took the opportunity to take a quick glance, these ghosts are some wandering spirits, they have no deterrent power, they can't even materialize, at most they can rush to count, and if they really get into trouble one day, they won't even be able to help with fart.
I was a little disappointed by this situation.