Same error?

I still didn't understand what Zhu Bajie meant, and couldn't help asking, "What same mistake?" ”

Zhu Bajie explained: "You should be accustomed to reading from left to right, so you have forgotten that in ancient times and all dynasties, except in modern times, you read from right to left. Isn't the Mystic Dharma Daoist standing like this making the mistake of sorting from left to right? ”

I shook my head unconfidently, thinking that Zhu Bajie's words were a bit reasonable, but I was not convinced.

Zhu Bajie saw that I still didn't believe it, and said: "Look at it again, there are too many flaws in these four heavenly kings." You are the descendant of the exorcist dragon clan, and you can be regarded as half an immortal family, you can't see this, right? ”

I looked at it carefully, but I shook my head.

After all, this kind of meticulous work of finding faults has never been what I am good at.

Zhu Bajie taunted me, and then said: "The king of the East holds the country, also known as the Moli Sea, holds the jade pipa, and protects the Dongsheng Shenzhou; The Southern Growth Heavenly King, also known as the Demon Liqing, holds the Qingyun Sword and protects the Southern Ganbu Continent; The Western Wide-eyed Heavenly King, also known as Mo Lishou, holds a snake (or red dragon, recorded as a purple gold flower fox marten in the Romance of the Gods), and protects Xiniu Hezhou; The king of heaven in the north, also known as the magic red, holds a mixed yuan umbrella and protects the northern Juluzhou. ”

"Look at the current one. The Heavenly King Mo Lihai is now holding the Qingyun Sword, the Growth Heavenly King Mo Liqing is holding the Purple Gold Flower Fox Mink, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King Mo Lishou is holding the Mixed Yuan Umbrella, and the Duowen Heavenly King Mo Lihong is holding the Jade Pipa! Which one is this singing? Counterfeiting is too bad, isn't it? ”

After listening to this, I observed the four heavenly kings one by one again.

The Buddhist scriptures record that the Heavenly King of the Eastern Kingdom was known to all beings for protecting the land and maintaining the peace of the dojo, and he protected the Dongsheng Shenzhou. Dressed in white, wearing armor, and holding a pipa, it represents that the king of Dongzun uses the sound of the law to influence and persuade sentient beings to break evil and follow good.

The Southern Growth Heavenly King made sentient beings grow good roots and all sentient beings learned the honorable name and guarded the southern Zhanbu Prefecture. Dressed in cyan, with a sudden armor and a sword, it represents that King Nanzun is using power to punish evil and promote good. The Western Wide-eyed Heavenly King was able to observe the world of the Buddha with his pure eyes, and all living beings learned the name of the Emperor and guarded the West Niu Hezhou. Dressed in red and wearing armor.

The king of heaven in the north has given blessings to all sentient beings, and all sentient beings have learned the honorable name and guarded the northern Juluzhou. The statue of King Putian is dressed in green, wearing the solemn armor of the Seven Treasures, equipped with a long knife, holding an umbrella in his right hand and a silver rat in his left hand, representing that the king of Beizun is guiding all beings to goodness while using his power to subdue demons and monsters for the good.

Now, the clothes of the four heavenly kings in front of him and the weapons in their hands are chaotic, just as Zhu Bajie said, the Heavenly King Mo Lihai, who was originally holding the jade pipa, is now holding the Qingyun Sword; The growth king of the Qingyun Sword, Mo Liqing, who was originally holding the Qingyun Sword, was holding a purple gold flower fox mink; The wide-eyed Heavenly King Mo Lishou, who was originally holding a purple gold flower fox marten, was holding a mixed yuan umbrella; The Duowen Heavenly King Mo Lihong, who was originally holding the Mixed Yuan Umbrella, was holding a jade pipa!

What kind of play is this singing? Was it intentional or careless?

I didn't dare to stand there carelessly, and I didn't want to move half a step for a long time.

"Second Senior Brother, what should I do now?" I had to turn to Zhu Bajie for help.

Zhu Bajie pondered for a while before saying, "This is very likely to be intentional by the Miaofa Dao Master, you need to keep a clear head and not be confused by the illusion in the Heavenly Gate Array." What to do? I don't know what to do with the old pig, after all, I'm not Lu Dongbin. Let's go up and test the water first, and see what this wonderful version of the Four Heavenly Kings is going to do? ”

I nodded, and walked up slowly as Zhu Bajie instructed.

At this time, Mo Lihai, the Heavenly King of the Holding Country, took the Qingyun Sword and asked, "Who is the one who dares to trespass on the South Heavenly Gate?" ”

As soon as the words of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom Demon Lihai were finished, the Growth Heavenly King Demon Liqing, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King Demon Lishou, and the Duowen Heavenly King Demon Lihong also dragged the elder voice one after another and said, "Who is coming, dare to trespass on the South Heavenly Gate?" This tone doesn't look like an ordinary person speaking, but like a song.

What song to sing?

I thought about it for a while, and then it occurred to me that they were singing Peking Opera.

"Hey, Second Senior Brother." I asked Zhu Bajie, "Do the people of Heaven talk like they sing Peking Opera?" ”

"You're just talking like you're singing Peking Opera?" Zhu Bajie said dissatisfiedly, "Old pig, let me tell you, you have never been to Heaven, if you go to Heaven, I guarantee that you don't want to go down to earth." The speed of construction of the Heavenly Court's modernization is much more high-tech than that of the Mortal Realm. Take your mortal iPhone6 and iPhone6s, right? Now Tianting is using iPhone23! ”

iPhone23？ The last time I saw black and white, they used the iPhone 13! The modernization speed of this Heavenly Court is twice as fast as that of the Underworld! I'm a good girl, and I have become a super difficult household in the mortal world with Lao Tzu?

"Then why do they talk like they sing Peking Opera?" I asked curiously.

Zhu Bajie didn't answer me, but asked me instead: "Do you know how to sing Peking Opera?" ”

"I know a little bit about it." I replied to Zhu Bajie.

"It's okay to know one or two," Zhu Bajie said, "The so-called soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, since they sing Peking Opera, you can sing against them to see who is great." ”

Yes? What kind of bad idea did Zhu Bajie come up with? actually let Lao Tzu sing Peking Opera with the Four Heavenly Kings?

Lao Tzu's Peking Opera is half a bucket of water! Isn't this going to be a foreign appearance?

At this time, Mo Lihai, the king of the holding country, pulled the Peking Opera tune and said: "Bold! Where is the demon, who dares to quibble in front of this heavenly king? After the words of the Heavenly King of Holding the Country, the Heavenly King of Growth, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, and the Heavenly King of Tawen successively said the words of the Heavenly King of Holding the Country. It's also quite interesting.

"In the dismounted Xiaoyuan" I followed to introduce myself in the tone of Peking Opera, "The horse is a successful horse, and the source of the left and right are the source"

"Bold!" Demon Lihai, the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom, didn't wait for me to finish speaking, and suddenly scolded angrily, "Demon Monkey, trespassing on the South Heavenly Gate, why don't you capture it quickly?" ”

Demon monkeys? What kind of play is this singing?

I was suddenly at a loss as a second monk.

At this time, Zhu Bajie laughed in my body, and I asked dissatisfiedly, "Second Senior Brother, why are you smiling so brightly?" Could it be that you are fixing me? ”

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "I didn't expect you Ma Xiaoyuan to really be able to sing Peking Opera, but this tone is too copycat." ”

I was embarrassed and embarrassed. This Peking Opera is still something I occasionally dabbled in when I was in college, and without the guidance of a famous teacher, it is natural to sing it. Zhu Bajie's smile is too exaggerated, right?

I didn't get angry, but asked Zhu Bajie: "Why is the Four Heavenly Kings in front of me wrong?" Why are their heads not in the mouths of their horses? ”

Zhu Bajie smiled: "That's right! ”

Right? What's right?

Zhu Bajie said again: "The Nantianmen and the Four Heavenly Kings in front of me are all fantasies deliberately set up by the Miaofa Daoist, and they are arranged according to the script of Senior Brother's "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace". Hehe, I didn't expect you to really listen to me, and they are laughing at Peking Opera songs, haha laughing to death old pigs! ”

I listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and then I understood that the demon monkey in the mouth of the Four Heavenly Kings refers to the senior brother Sun Wukong, who is known as the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha and the Monkey King.