Chapter 14 Mobile Phone Anecdotes
"Ahem, young man! Earthlings are playing this, so we'll give you one by the way. Wang Chen said to Liu Qing, who was washing dishes.
"Well, put it here, I'll wash the dishes first." Liu Qing glanced at his mobile phone and continued to work hard.
Liu Qing thought while washing the dishes:
"Coming to Earth with those two goods to complete the mission, I feel like I've become a family nanny. Alas, well! Rinse again and you'll be done. β
After Liu Qing put away the dishes and chopsticks, he sat next to Wang Chen, turned on his mobile phone, and his fingertips kept sliding on the screen. In fact, Planet D also has this kind of mobile phone, but it is generally a 4D display.
"Why are there only 2D pages?" Liu Qing thought to herself.
Liu Qing visited each page, then clicked on the "Little Penguin" named "QQ" on the earth, and then clicked on the "double-headed bubble" named "WeChat" on the earth, and Liu Qing began the journey of registration and login.
"Wang Chen, what is your QQ number? Add it. Liu Qing patted Wang Chen, who was indulging in "subway surfers" and couldn't extricate himself.
Wang Chen hurriedly paused the game, and entered his account number on Liu Qing's QQ on the order of Qing Ye, and at this time, Jian Hong also heard the news.
After Liu Qing completed his QQ personal information, he saw the column "People You May Know". Liu Qing glanced there and saw an account called "Heart of Water", with a girl's profile picture as the avatar. Liu Qing always felt that this girl was someone she knew, but she didn't dare to make a decision lightly, so she browsed her account, then clicked "Add as a friend" and entered the verification message of "I am Liu Qing".
At this time, Bai Qin was standing on the balcony, leaning against the windshield, his eyes looking at the shade outside the window from time to time. only heard a burst of flowing message prompts reach Bai Qin's ears, Bai Qin hurriedly "heard the sound", and saw a netizen named "Willow Qingqing" sent her an application to add friends, Bai Qin looked at the dating verification message, and clicked "agree".
"Liu Qing." Bai Qin typed these two words.
"Huh?" Liu Qing replied immediately.
"Done with homework?"
"Well, what about you?"
"I'm done."
"Do you like school?" Liu Qing asked.
"Don't you like it very much, what about you?" Bai Qin replied and asked Liu Qing rhetorically.
"It's okay, there are a lot of gossiping people, and the content of learning is too simple. What don't you like? β
"It's just ......, some boys like to be entangled, and one of the three little ruffians I met outside the school that day was from our school, and he liked me, but I didn't want to accept him."
After Liu Qing read this passage, he couldn't help but be angry in his heart, and he said:
"It's okay, I'm here, don't pay attention to him in the future, is there anything else?"
"Some girls love to call me ugly and exclude me, and I don't meet them very much."
After reading this passage, Liu Qing thought:
"How is the world of girls so complicated? If others are better than you, you can't stand it, what about yourself? Worked hard? β
Liu Qing felt unhappy for Bai Qin in her heart, and at the same time typed on her mobile phone:
"Why is your girl's world so complicated? The body is not afraid of the shadows, ignore them. β
After Liu Qing sent this message, he added:
"You can try playing with our boys, too!"
After a while, Bai Qin sent a reply, which read:
"Then they would say that I was 'stepping on many boats,' and they would say to anyone they met. It's easy to spread an exaggerated fact in a school. β
"I said that I am not afraid of shadows! I really don't understand you girls, why are you worried so much? β
At this moment, Liu Qing felt in her heart that girls were sometimes really naΓ―ve.
"Then I'll take a look, thank you!"
"No thanks!" Liu Qing replied.
"Owning a mobile phone on the earth does not mean that you have the heart of a white beauty!" Wang Chen suddenly said in Liu Qing's ear.
Liu Qing sent an emoji to Wang Chen on QQ, and Wang Chen immediately clicked on the chat window, only to see a funny-looking old man making a gesture to catch flies, with the big words "roll" written on it.
Wang Chen posted the appearance of the Internet celebrity old man named "Toes" covering his mouth with his hands and laughing, which read, "I'm so cheap." β
Liu Qing sent Wang Chen a "toe" emoji of "Lao Tzu killed you with one shot".
Liu Qing was very proud of the emojis she posted, and remembered the source of these emojis:
On the Internet, two netizens named "Lee" and "Life Without Love" posted on QQ that they participated in an international study tour summer camp called "Chiang Mai Learn English".
"Hey, hey! This emoji pack I Liu Qing was the first to download and use! β
Wang Chen then sent a "It doesn't hurt!" The "toe" meme. Suddenly, Liu Qing and Wang Chen received a group invitation message at the same time:
"Xian @ Yi invites you to join the group 'F3'."
The two agreed without hesitation.
"It's time for a lunch break! You two play slowly. Liu Qing put away her phone and walked towards the room.
"Hahaha, come and get me!"
"Oh yes! Record! β
Jian Hong said excitedly while taking a screenshot of the record to show off in "QQ Space".
At this time, Liu Qing was immersed in a sweet sleep. In the dream, Liu Qing saw Bai Qin sitting in a window seat in a cafΓ© with a boy who looked like him but seemed to be more mature than him, drinking drinks, smiling happily, and the sun was scattered on them. Liu Qing saw that he was carrying a guitar on his back and wanted to say something to them, so he walked straight past them. Bai Qin seemed to want to catch up with him, but was stopped by the boy again.
"Bai Qin has been robbed again!" Liu Qing roared in his heart and woke up from his sleep.
Liu Qing looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that there was no one.
"By the way, did the person in the dream copy my face to deceive Bai Qin? How could Bai Qin be deceived by that person? β
After thinking about it, this is still a dream after all, but Liu Qing always feels that this dream is hinting at him, but it is difficult to say, so Liu Qing decided to ignore it for now, and then deal with it when the time comes.
At this time, the living room was scattered with orange and yellow light, which made people feel extra warm, because Jian Hong and Wang Chen were in bubble noodles, and the living room was "fragrant", and at the same time, Jian Hong and Wang Chen were playing with their mobile phones with great interest!
"Hey, still playing! The noodles are going to be soaked! β
Liu Qing waved his hand between Wang Chen and Jian Hong, and the "two goods" woke up like a dream, and hurriedly took the bubble noodles and gobbled them up.
"Where did you get it?" Liu Qing asked Wang Chen.
"In the kitchen."
Wang Chen finished vaguely, and hurriedly returned to the enjoyment of eating instant noodles.
Liu Qing found twenty boxes of instant noodles newly bought by Wang Chen in the kitchen, selected a box of "pork rib flavor" instant noodles, tore off the lid, put away the seasoning packets, poured in freshly boiled boiling water, and then opened the mobile phone to play.
On QQ, Liu Qing opened Bai Qin's chat window and posted:
"Have you had dinner?"
After a while, Bai Qin replied:
"Well, what about you?"
"I'm eating."
"Shall we go for a walk in a moment?"
"Okay, I'll bring Wang Chen and Jian Hong too."
"Well, I'll see you later."
Liu Qing began to eat instant noodles when they were just "fragrant".
"Master Qing, is it delicious?" Wang Chen looked at the box of instant noodles and said in Liu Qing's ear.
"Uh-huh." Liu Qing said with instant noodles in his mouth.
"Ding!"
Accompanied by the "huge" ringing of the mobile phone prompt bell, Liu Qing hurriedly clicked on the mobile phone, only to see Bai Qin send him:
"I'm at the dessert shop, are you?"
"I'm still at home, but soon." Liu Qing replied.
After Liu Qing finished typing, he changed his usual eating appearance and hurriedly devoured it.
"Yo! Yo! Master Qing, are you so self-destructive in order to see the big white beauty? Wang Chen's yin and yang strange aura said.
Liu Qing ignored Wang Chen, insisted on eating a bowl of instant noodles as quickly as possible, wiped his mouth and said:
"Let's go, let's go for a walk!"
"Okay, Master Qing!" Wang Chen and Jian Hong hurriedly ran to press the elevator.
"Hurry up, we'll wait for you!" Wang Chen pressed the elevator button and shouted at Liu Qing, who was putting on his shoes.
The three teenagers walked out of the residential building one after the other.
Wang Chen whispered to Jian Hong:
"Alas, later, we will follow Qing Ye behind them to secretly take pictures of their 'tryst', and then upload it to QQ space, and then send it to He Zimei, and wait until tomorrow morning to school, this will definitely be a hot news!"
"Hehe, must, as a commemoration of the first time we were 'paparazzi'."
At this moment, I saw Liu Qing turn around suddenly and say to the "two goods":
"Don't think that I didn't hear it, I haven't aged to that extent."
It turns out that the voice of the D star people within 500M can be heard clearly without opening the "ears of a thousand miles", and when they are old and behind their ears, the range they can hear is the same as that of normal earthlings.