Chapter 40. Lingquan Temple farce
The next morning, Zhu Dashao and several fox friends and dog friends gathered together, ready to go to Lingquan Temple to worship the Buddha, a few young people who were angry out of the door of Zhu Dashao's house, remembered that they didn't have breakfast, so they went to the roadside restaurant, ordered more than a dozen dishes, began to eat, and felt that something was missing, the last guy shouted wine, Zhu Dashao's hair has not yet grown, wearing an ordinary robe of Lingquan Temple, and his hands are decently put together and said: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines of the Buddha's heart and leave everyone to eat"!
As a result, after a while, each person drank half a pound of wine, and began to speak, and the big tongue came out: "Go. Let's go, brothers, go and worship, go to the Buddha"! A group of people went out of the roadside hotel, and the money was not paid, the hotel owner chased it out and asked for money, and a few people remembered that they hadn't paid yet, Zhu Dashao took out a few hundred bills and threw them to the boss, and then ignored the hotel owner!
After taking a few steps forward, a beautiful woman walked out of the alley, Zhu Da rarely saw a drooling flow, and hurriedly ran up and said: "It's okay for the little beauty to play with the master, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food in the future, and my brother will never treat you badly".
Several people arrived at the car, drove the car crookedly towards Lingquan Temple, the traffic department video appeared on the elevated road in the direction of Lingquan Temple in the urban area There was an abnormal vehicle situation, the monitoring command room immediately issued an order, and the traffic police brigade drove to intercept!
After a while, a patrol police car pulled up the alarm, on the Lingquan Temple direction viaduct, chased over, and so the patrol car chased to the Lingquan Temple, several people have gotten off the car, the car was thrown on the Lingquan Temple mountain road to occupy half of the lane, there is no way for the traffic police to call the wrecker to pull the car away first!
Zhu Da Shao and a few people went up the mountain, and when they saw the woman on the road, their eyes lit up, and they scrambled to shout brother, don't rob it, it's mine for a while. There was lewd laughter along the way. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
When people saw a few drunken young people who were drunk in a stream, they all avoided it as far away as if they saw a plague god, and a few people laughed!
When a few people arrived at the mountain gate of Lingquan Temple, they were about to enter the door, and the monk who took the door did not let them in, Zhu Dashao stepped forward and said: "Blind dog's eyes, let Huiyun old bald donkey come out, shave my head and don't let me in, what do you mean"?
The gatekeeper monk saluted: "Please buy a ticket from the donor on the side before you can enter", Zhu Dashao, took out a hundred bills and said: "Is it enough, stinky bald donkey, it will be over if you say no, you have to wait for the brothers"! After saying that, with a wave of his hand, several people came into the temple, and after a while, they came to the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the main hall. I saw several women kneeling in front of the paving group with their hands folded, worshipping the Buddha and praying for prayers!
A few young people who are angry in the stream, come over and look left and right, commenting, this figure is good, that butt is big, a guy touched the big buttocks, the woman screamed, turned around and scolded the dead hooligan, and then got up and hurriedly walked away, the other women also hurriedly walked away when they saw this, only the one with a good figure, continue to kneel where, not moving!
Zhu Dashao screamed: "This woman is mine", and then leaned on the back of the woman to see that the earlobes were white and tender. smelled the fragrance and exclaimed: "Ah, it's so fragrant, you are mine, beauty, are you willing to go home with the young master and me as a companion and study biology academics?"
Zhu Dashao glanced at the brothers proudly, meaning that the brother was still powerful, and the others immediately gave a thumbs up!
Zhu Dashao proudly pulled the woman's arm, the woman stood up, at a glance, her eyebrows were clear, and a few angry young people watched the woman swallow saliva, Nima was punctual, so his eyes stared at the beauty, and said: "Da Shao Nima's shit luck, why did it fall on your head"?
Zhu Dashao smiled smugly and said, "What's the matter, you want to dig the corner of Lao Tzu's wall?" , how far away give me how far to go"! As soon as the words fell, the woman grinned!
Everyone couldn't help but swallow saliva again when they heard the laughter, and at this moment, the woman withdrew the hand that was grabbed by Zhu Dashao, grabbed it hard with both hands on the head, grabbed one side with one hand, and the two pieces of human skin began to tear apart from the head, and the blood flowed out along the human skin, and the flesh and blood on the face were blurred, and the eyes in the two eye sockets slowly bulged outward to the edge of the eye socket, one hand stretched out, grabbed one eye, and took it off at once, the flesh and blood blurred a gap opened under the face, and threw the eyeball in, only to hear a sound of gaba gaba coming out!
Several young people stared at the strange scene in front of them in a daze, their legs and feet began to weaken, and then they trembled, turned around with difficulty, said "ghost" and ran outside!
Zhu Dashao was proud, and suddenly saw the stupid appearance of the brothers, and was still laughing at a few fox friends who had brain problems, turned his head and wanted to look at the beauty, "Nima, ghost" ran away, and suddenly I didn't know what was flying in the sky, and smashed it down on Zhu Dashao's head and face!
Everyone saw a strange scene again, Zhu Dashao ran in front, and a gong hammer was smashed in the back, Zhu Dashao who smashed it, crying dad and calling mom!
Seeing that Zhu Dashao and a few angry guys were beaten away, all the tourists secretly said that the Bodhisattva had appeared, and they rushed to the main hall of Lingquan Temple, and hurriedly worshiped the Buddha and prayed, asking the Bodhisattva to bring good luck to themselves in the future!
Seeing that Zhu Dashao was beaten away, Xiao Heizi said proudly: "Xiao Sample, dare to come to the temple to make trouble, are you quite fat, why can't you be scared like this, next time you will fight once" Then Xiao Heizi ran to Master Huiyun where to ask for benefits!
Zhu Dashao and a few little hooligans covered their heads full of pimples, shouting, it seemed that the pain was abnormal, their faces were deformed, and several people were depressed to death. The beauty didn't ask for it, she asked for a female ghost, and she was beaten on the head and bled out!
A few people returned home, needless to say that they turned on the computer, to find the person who sent the video to say that the Bodhisattva appeared, and knew who must break their legs, the person who sent the video did not see it, but saw a video, the Bodhisattva of Lingquan Temple appeared and beat the disciples violently. I saw a few people being chased and smashed by a big gong behind them, and finally a few people fled down the mountain in embarrassment with blue noses and swollen faces!
Several people picked up their laptops and fell into pieces. The nanny at home began to tremble and worry again, and her heart had a chance to flash quickly, and if she stayed like this, it would definitely become schizophrenia!
The little fox watched the video and giggled, this little black man was so funny, and he felt how smart it was for the little black to stay in Lingquan Temple.
The two of them clinked glasses with a glass of red wine in the master's building, and then drank it all, and the little fox said: "Treat these scum, you should teach a lesson to death, this can be regarded as curing the disease and saving people"! Wang Tiejun echoed: "Sister Beauty is right, I think so too"!
As a result, he was slapped by the little fox and said: "Don't pat yourself on the back and drink with me"! The two had another drink!