Although this little ghost monkey is young, not very big, but the IQ is obviously much higher than its parents, it found my grandfather in the small village, all the way to follow over and wait for the opportunity, until my grandfather lived in this inn, it rained in the sky, the rain caused the top to be wet and slippery, it knew that its opportunity had come, first harassed Xiaocui, and used the method of sound to transfer my grandfather out of the room, and then sneaked into my grandfather's room to take away the big burden, and was afraid that my grandfather would not know, and tore the clothes for my grandfather, When my grandfather returned to his room and went to the window to check, he put the big burden on the eaves and deliberately showed it to my grandfather, causing my grandfather to have to go up to the top to find the burden, and as soon as my grandfather reached the top, he immediately fell into a predicament, and the little ghost monkey took advantage of the time and place at this time, and began its revenge plan.

Straight to the point. When my grandfather saw the little ghost monkey pounce on him again, he was in a hurry, picked up a few tiles from under him, and threw them over.

Although my grandfather has never practiced kung fu such as flying knives, fortunately, he has a lot of strength in his hands, and the distance is close, one of the tiles "snapped" and smashed on the head of the little ghost monkey, and the little ghost monkey suddenly let out a miserable scream, twisted the body that pounced on my grandfather to the side, and ran away.

My grandfather saw that this trick was very good, so he kept picking up the tiles from under him, and the little ghost monkey crackled and smashed over.

After the little ghost monkey suffered a loss, he immediately learned to be obedient, a pair of eyes stared at my grandfather's right hand, as long as my grandfather's right hand moved slightly, immediately jumped away.

That's it, my grandfather and the little ghost monkey are in a stalemate at the top, my grandfather throws out the tiles one by one, and the little ghost monkey jumps up and down on the top to dodge left and right. As a result, the whole roof crackled and crackled, and from time to time there were tiles sliding down from the roof, causing the ground under the eaves to constantly crackle and make a mess.

It didn't take much effort, and a man's voice came from downstairs, "Uncle, what are you doing up there, light, don't get rid of the tiles, the boss knows that he will deduct my wages." ”

At this time, my grandfather didn't have time to pay attention to the shouts of the guys below, and his subordinates didn't stop, picking up the tiles and smashing them at the little ghost monkey one by one, and it didn't take long for my grandfather to uncover all the tiles in front of and behind him, but he didn't hit the little ghost monkey again.

My grandfather thought about it, it's not a matter to go on like this, don't spend it with this ghost thing on the top, go down first, so he knelt on his legs and rode on the "dragon's back", and retreated towards the patio a little bit, while retreating, he lifted the tiles under his body and smashed it at the little ghost monkey.

However, I didn't retreat far, and the little ghost monkey saw my grandfather's intentions, and after the little ghost monkey jumped back and forth a few times, he suddenly approached my grandfather from the left side, and then took advantage of the time when my grandfather uncovered the tiles from the top, and pounced on my grandfather viciously again.

The little ghost monkey this time, belongs to the play with life, a bit desperate, the speed is very fast, it may know, if I let my grandfather leave the top today, I don't know when I will take revenge next time.

When it pounced on my grandfather, my grandfather just took off a tile, and my grandfather shook his hand in a panic, and the tile "exhaled" and smashed towards the head of the little ghost monkey.

However, to my grandfather's surprise, the little ghost monkey did not dodge or dodge this time, the tiles smashed on the door of the head and made a "pop" sound, shattered and fell apart, the little ghost monkey just let out a "whoop" scream, but the momentum of pounced on my grandfather did not decrease at all, like a nightmare.

My grandfather was shocked when he saw this. My grandfather saw at this time that the little ghost monkey was going to break the net with him, and wanted to knock him off the roof with his body.

Before my grandfather could come up with a countermeasure, the body of the little ghost monkey had already pounced in front of him, and my grandfather felt a flower in front of him, and there was a sound of "Peng", a person and a monkey, both of them turned over on the top, and then, rolled down the slope of the top.

Below is the street, the paved road of Zhangtiao, extremely hard, just fall without defense, if you don't die, you will have to be crippled.

After a few rolls, a man and a monkey had already rolled to the eaves, and they were about to fall off the roof.

At this critical juncture, my grandfather raised a kick and kicked the little ghost monkey, and the little ghost monkey fell directly from the eaves.

And my grandfather's kick made him borrow a force, and his body paused on the eaves, just like this pause of less than half a second, so that my grandfather seized the opportunity, shouted loudly, and smashed his right hand to the roof, just listen to the sound of "tom", half of the roof was shaken and flashed, and then look at the roof, was pierced by my grandfather's punch, and made a big hole, followed by, my grandfather put five fingers and a piece, with the help of the downward trend of the body, buckled a rafter on the edge of the hole, at the same time, Most of his body had slipped off the eaves uncontrollably, swinging like a swing, and the rafter he grabbed with only one hand hung in the air on the eaves, which was simply thrilling.

After his body stabilized a little, my grandfather secretly screamed in his heart, and couldn't help but look down, and saw that it was pitch black below, like a demon's open bloody mouth, although he didn't fall, but he directly bluffed him out of a white hair and cold sweat.

In the past, the roof belonged to the semi-wooden and semi-soil structure, and the bottom was a triangular wooden frame, which was supported by a main beam and dozens of auxiliary beams in accordance with the principle of mechanics, the main beam was in the center, and there was a waist thickness, and dozens of auxiliary beams were distributed around the frame, and each auxiliary beam was probably the thickness of a human leg.

On top of the auxiliary beams, there are dense thin rafters, which are about the thickness of an arm, one every fifteen to twenty centimeters, and are placed horizontally on the auxiliary beams. On the rafters, the reed stalk or sorghum stalk is paved longitudinally, in our general use here are sorghum stalks, above the sorghum stalks, is a layer of wheat straw loess white ash, the wheat straw soil formed by three, the wheat straw soil is generally wiped very thin, only less than five centimeters thick, and the wheat straw soil is then up, it is the tile.

In many movies and TV series, there are scenes of uncovering the roof tiles to peek into the interior of the room or poisoning the tea in the room from the roof, which is possible in reality, as long as the roof tiles are uncovered, the wheat straw on it is removed, and then the sorghum stalks are removed, which also reflects that the roof in ancient times was very fragile. According to my grandmother, a hailstone the size of an egg can smash a hole in the roof, and a person with a little more strength can punch through it.

I remember when I was a child, I climbed to our old house to pick dates to eat, and once stepped on the top of a big hole, which was a good lecture by my grandmother, and then the hole was plugged with plastic sheeting.

It is not uncommon for a practitioner like my grandfather to be able to punch the top out of a big hole, and during the period, it was considered a fluke for my grandfather, just smashed between the gaps of those rafters, if it was smashed on the rafters, at most the rafters would be broken, and it was impossible to leak the roof.

There happened to be no one living in this house that was leaked by my grandfather, otherwise it would have been another shouting.

At this time, my grandfather grabbed the rafters in the hole and hung them on the eaves to stabilize his mind, and then threw his left hand up and grabbed the rafters, and after grasping it, he fought with both hands, lifted the body hanging in the eaves up, and then stepped sideways, hooked one leg on the eaves, and competed with both hands and that leg at the same time, and turned his body up from the eaves.

At this time, my grandfather's right hand on the top was already bloody and blurred, and I couldn't stop bleeding out, my grandfather didn't care about it, and slowly stood up at the eaves, and then uncovered the tiles of the roof piece by piece, stepped on the wheat straw below, and moved towards the patio little by little, step by step, walking extra carefully.

After removing about forty or fifty tiles, my grandfather finally returned to the patio and climbed down the ladder without stopping for a moment.

As soon as his feet touched the ground, before my grandfather could breathe a sigh of relief, the guy in the inn ran over with a lantern, and the guy looked bitter and asked me what my grandfather was doing on the top, why he stepped on so many tiles. Not only did my grandfather not answer him, but grabbed the lantern from his hand and ran towards the door of the inn, and the man was stunned for a moment, and then shouted and chased after my grandfather.

When my grandfather ran out of the inn gate and came to the street, he carried a lantern to check the place where the little ghost monkey fell, and saw that the little ghost monkey was gone, and there was only a pool of blood the size of a palm on the ground, which seemed to be injured. It's nothing if the little ghost monkey is gone, but what gives my grandfather a headache at this time is that the big burden is gone with it, and there are all his belongings.

At this time, the man chased after him from behind, and asked my grandfather with a bitter face what was going on, and my grandfather stuffed the lantern into his hand and said, "See for yourself." With that, he turned around and returned to the inn.

Originally, the inn had to bear half of the responsibility for the theft of the guest's belongings, but my grandfather didn't want the inn to be wronged, after all, the ghost monkey was coming for himself.

The next day, because there was no money to pay for the house, my grandfather had to give the old horse to the inn, not only to settle the house money, but also to compensate the tile money, and finally my wife said that he asked the innkeeper for a few days of dry food and a pair of old clothes for the guys. Of course, in my grandfather's heart, I scolded the ancestor of that little ghost monkey countless times, and swore that if I saw it again, I had to screw off its ghost head as a night pot.

The only thing that is gratifying to my grandfather is that my sister Xiaocui is fine, everything is outside the body, and the safety of the family is the most important thing. This is what my grandfather learned from the ringing horse leader Dominating the sky.

Without horses and silver, on the next journey, the two brothers and sisters depended on each other, only to maintain the dry food in exchange for the old horse, and they could no longer stay at the inn at night, but fortunately it was already summer, and the two brothers and sisters arrived at night, and they would find a cat in the woods and grass nest for a night.

After a few more days of walking, the dry food was gone, but there was still a long way to go.

What can I do? You can't go hungry, my grandfather doesn't eat for a day or two, but Xiaocui is a girl's family, you can't let her go hungry, right?

My grandfather has been used to living a young master's life in Caifu since he was a child, and he has never been short of money at hand, this time, it really made him difficult. ｜

In the end, my grandfather pondered and made a decision. It's ironic to say that my grandfather actually put down the previous young master's shelf, took Xiaocui to the countryside, and begged along the street.

When my grandfather was a child, he liked to watch those "dangdangdang" gong gong performances, what monkeys practiced martial arts, etc., etc., every time he wore gorgeous young master clothes and crowded at the front of the crowd, nibbling on the rock sugar gourd in his hand to see it with relish. He is also familiar with the rhetoric in the mouth of the entertainer since he was a child, but he never imagined that he would be able to use these rhetoric one day.

"Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, our brothers and sisters passed by Guibao Land today, thanks to the old and young masters, borrowing Guibao Land to ask for food, you have money to hold a money field, no one you hold a personal field, just say that it is a fake style, just practice is not a stupid style, can say that it is a good style to practice, today, I will give you old and young masters to practice a trip to Shaolin Arhat boxing......"

During this period, because of the trick-style performance, it also caused a lot of trouble, for example, there were those who collected land tax, some kicked the field, and even wanted to bully Xiaocui. These people were basically beaten away by my grandfather by force, but as soon as he made a move, he couldn't stay in this place.

At the same time, it also made my grandfather read all the ways of life, and felt that it was not easy to do anywhere in this world.

These are nothing, more or less a few big bucks have been left behind, barely maintaining two meals a day between him and Xiaocui.

At this time, the most headache for my grandfather, or the ghost monkey, at first nothing happened, it is estimated that the injury is not healed, and later, every other day, I took advantage of the night to sneak attack, although every time I didn't ask for any cheapness, and even once I was cut by my grandfather on the leg, almost caught by my grandfather, but this kind of endless harassment still made my grandfather anxious and couldn't sleep, Xiaocui, was about to be scared out of illness by this ghost monkey, and every night I had to let my grandfather hold it to fall asleep-The Last Ghost Hunter-