Chapter 182. Goodbye old way
Wang Tiejun thought about it carefully, this stealth ability could be used, but unfortunately he wanted to know where the ability came from. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info has to be researched.
Walking and walking to the top of the building, I saw the little fox watching a TV series, Wang Tiejun said: "Beauties, give me a few of your clothes."
Yang Tianjiao said: "Perverted", and then continued to look at the screen, the little fox looked at Wang Tiejun and said: "When did you start to like collecting women's clothes, you have a very quirky hobby, but you can't help it."
Wang Tiejun saw that he was misunderstood again, and hurriedly explained: "I prepared it for the wives of the bull head and horse noodles", not what you think.
The little fox said: "It's not what we think, so what do we think?" Wang Tiejun said: "How can I guess what you think."
Yang Tianjiao found a few clothes and threw them over and said: "See if it's enough, Wang Tiejun said: "It's enough, it's just two people", the little fox also took out two clothes and handed them to Wang Tiejun and said: "Don't be cheap when the time comes", Wang Tiejun smiled: "It's necessary."
As soon as Wang Tiejun's voice fell, a sentence came from behind, "Big nephew, what is necessary." Wang Tiejun jumped up all of a sudden and said, "I said two, how did you become a voyeur."
Then he saw the bull head and the horse face was stunned and said: "What's wrong with you, how did you become the ghost you are now?" The bull head touched the red and swollen cow's nose and said: "Don't mention it, it looks much better now, when we just escaped from the underworld, Nima didn't look like a cow anymore, we still hid and took a lot of healing medicine, and it was back to the current state, which is already good."
Ma Mian's face was also bruised everywhere, red and swollen, and a horse tooth was pierced out, and he said a little leaky: "These people from the underworld are all shameless villains, and when they find an opportunity, they have to kill a few of them."
Wang Tiejun said: "What the hell is going on with you, with your Taoism, you are still beaten like this, how much skill do you have to do it."
Niu Tou sighed and said: "Big nephew, don't you know, immortals are actually similar to the human world, and little immortals are also to be beaten and bullied."
"In the past, we were in the heavenly court, with Lao Jun's protection, but no one dared to bully us, and in turn, we bullied others, but now although we are in the Yin Division, those immortals still give us some face when they see us."
"But these grandsons of the underworld are very fucking snobbish, we used to be fine by Lao Jun's side, the light of the sycophants was beating, and we were invited to drink and eat food every three or five o'clock, so that we could help them say good things and get some benefits at Lao Jun's place."
"Now that we have been demoted to the post of Yin Division, we look down on Lao Tzu", Wang Tiejun hurriedly stopped: "Two, don't complain about that, what's going on, do you say something important, I'm confused by you, what happened to you"?
Niu Tou sighed and said: "Big nephew, what about dissatisfaction, you say, shame, or blame us for our shallow mana", the little fox said: "You deserve it, you only know how to play, you don't know how to practice, and now you are beaten and know that you are not enough"?
The little fox looked at Xiao Heizi and said: "And you, you only know how to play every day, these two will be your role models in the future, it's really a shame for us beasts."
A few people touched their heads with their hands, secretly glanced at the bull head and horse noodles, and then found a reason to sneak out of the roof, not knowing where to run.
After a few of the attendants left, there was a place on the jade chair, and as soon as the two guys sat down, they began to talk.
It turned out that the two went to the west and found the entrance to the underworld, and the entrance was guarded by two guards, and there were a lot of fruits at the door that Wang Tiejun said, so one of the two guys went over to chat, and the other was responsible for harvesting the fruits.
The bull head bragged to the guards, how is it in the heavenly court, how is the bull X, and how good is the relationship with you Western Netherworld ghosts.
After Ma Mian finished harvesting the mysterious fruit, he also came over and said, "Our brother is very popular, and I know many of you in the underworld."
At this time, a voice came from inside the door: "Who is making noise here, is the underworld where you came from?" The bull head hurriedly said: "You see that the acquaintance is here."
The two guards hurriedly said, "Lord Soul Detention Envoy, these two people are not human, ghosts and ghosts, they have nothing to do and come to our Western Underworld to talk about it, saying that they know many adults, and you are also one of them."
The Soul Arrester smiled silently when he heard this: "I know the bull head and horse noodles of the Heavenly Court, this is the bull head and horse noodles of the Netherworld, it must be an impostor, I have been observing for a long time, these two impostors are here to steal things, why do you let them steal at will?"
When the two guards heard this, they said, "My lord, are you telling the truth?" Then we can't let him go", after saying that, he picked up the spear and had to do it.
Niu Tou hurriedly said: "I said brother, how can you cross the river and tear down the bridge?" Who was in Heaven at the beginning, and invited our brothers to drink every once in a while, you also got a lot of benefits from Lao Jun."
Before he finished speaking, the soul arrester said angrily: "You are embarrassed to say that it costs money for buddy to invite you to drink, and it turns out that a pill will cost Lao Tzu as much as a price, and Lao Tzu will be angry when he thinks of it", after speaking, he looked at the guard and said: "Are you all fools, don't you do it yet"?
As soon as the two guards heard this, they immediately rushed over with spears and stabbed at the bull-headed horse, and the bull-headed horse-faced also became angry and said: "Nima's shameless thing, can you be bullied casually as Lao Tzu?"
After saying that, the two goods also started, three times five divided by two, knocked the two guards to the ground, originally the two wanted to leave, who knew that the soul detainer opened his mouth and shouted: "Come on, people, the heavenly immortals are running to our underworld to make trouble."
shouted like this, the two guys couldn't go, if this reached Lao Jun's ears, the sin would be bearable, so he waited in place, maybe he saw what he knew before, explain, the misunderstanding was resolved, and at most he could pay some pills.
Who knew that there was a big boss Hell King, and the Hell King's shot was not something that the bull head and horse face could resist, and after a while, the two guys were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces, deformed ears and eyes, and their eyes couldn't see the east, west, north and south.
The Hell King beat a ton violently, and after getting angry, he roared: "For the sake of the face of the heavenly court, leave you a small life, if you come to make trouble next time, you don't have to go back, just send it to the animal path, and you can be reincarnated."
After speaking, he flicked his sleeves and floated into the distance, and the soul seducer smiled silently, looked at the appearance of the bull head and horse face, and said: "How about the two of you, be comfortable, do you want to be more comfortable."
The bull head and horse face roared and said: "Nima villain, you wait for my brother", as soon as the words fell, the soul detaineer shouted: "Come on, someone, someone in the fairy world is coming to make trouble", as soon as the two heard it, they ran away, if Nima Hell King came back, then he would die.
There was a burst of laughter from behind, and the two guys said a hateful word, you wait for Lao Tzu, and then left without looking back, and there was a laugh from the soul detainer: "Welcome to the two of you again."
The soul detaineer, looking at the embarrassed back of the bull head and horse, said: "It's a pity that I didn't kill these two guys, it's a pity", before he finished speaking, he was kicked out by the Hell King who came back after leaving, and then fell heavily on the ground, and a dog gnawed on the mud, and crawled a few times without getting up.
The Hell King said coldly: "I feel very funny, right, although they were demoted by the Heavenly Court Laojun, they are not something you can provoke, the Buddha has to give Laojun three points of face, what are you?"
If I do these things in the future, I will send you directly to the reincarnation of the beast road, and after speaking, he left in a huff, but he didn't know that the bull head and horse face were very resentful, and Lao Jun was short-sighted, and he was destined to make some trouble.
Besides, the bull head and horse face escaped back, and their eyes opened a gap desperately, looking at each other's broken faces, and at the same time said, "You have to find a place to heal, otherwise you will be seen when you go back, and you will lose face."
So I repaired a cave, meditated and took medicine, and even took the two pills given by Wang Tiejun, and then got better, and I thought that I would return to Yin Si after I was completely healed, but I pinched my fingers and counted, my wife was about to die, and I had no choice but to come to find Wang Tiejun.
After Niu Tou Ma Mian finished speaking, he threw the Qiankun bag on the table and said: "The fruits you said are all here, hurry up and find someone to refine them, our wife is still waiting to use it."
Wang Tiejun also took out the ring, put it on the table and said: "Your wives are here, I have given them the elixir treated with blood, and they are transforming in it, I have put my clothes in, and when they are transformed, you can just let them out"?
Niu Tou hurriedly picked up the ring and spied it, then looked at Ma Mian and said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I saw your wife's bare buttocks", Ma Mian said: "No, how can it be", Niu Tou handed the ring over and said: "I don't believe you can see it yourself".
Ma Mian took the ring and spied inside: "No, brother, how can I see that your wife has a bare ass."
Before the two finished speaking, the little fox and the others squirted out the tea they had just drunk, and then laughed with tears.
The two guys were inexplicable, put the ring on Wang Tiejun's hand and said, "I don't believe you, I guess there is something wrong with your ring." The little fox snatched the ring and said, "What do you see, you said that you are tall and big, is it interesting to peep?"
The little fox continued: "Take out all your immortal wine, that veteran guard has a big appetite, it is not good not to feed him, it is estimated that you will give him all those immortal wines, and he may not help refine them."
Niu Tou Ma Mian patted his head and said: "Nima's wife, the descendants are the most important, so let's take care of our wife, we still have some relationship, go back to Lao Jun to ask for some fairy wine, and by the way, give the jade bone to Lao Jun."
The little fox hurriedly said: "Where you go quickly, remember, the jade bone has half of us, and if you change things, you can score half of us, don't swallow it yourself, otherwise, hum, you know", after speaking, he shook the ring in his hand.
Niu Tou Ma said: "Beauty, how can we swallow it alone, we are such people, forget it, I don't explain it to you, I have a headache", and then disappeared.
The little fox smiled silently: "These two guys are estimated to be distressed to death, but there is no way, we grabbed their pigtails, and we are not afraid that they will not comply."
Wang Tiejun put away the four hundred and fifty pots of immortal wine on the table and said: "These two goods are running really fast, only a few days have been gone, fifty pots, fifty tons of wine, must have secretly left a little, I am afraid that we will continue to ask for it, and it will slip away."
The little fox said: "You can't be too greedy, you go, go and come back quickly, we still have to watch TV series", after speaking, he ignored Wang Tiejun, and turned on the TV volume a little.
Wang Tiejun said helplessly: "It's really tiring to be a man", after speaking, he went down to the roof of the building, out of the master's building, wrapped his body with mana, and soared into the sky, and after a while, he arrived at the mountainside of the old road guarding the formation, looking at the path that was cast by Yang Tianjiao and opened up with a sword, and walked over slowly.
When he arrived at the hillside where the old man invited him, he stood on a stone and shouted: "Old fairy, I'm here again, welcome or not, give a word."
A laughing voice came from the mountain: "Wang Xianjun came to visit so soon, and it was still late at night, it was rare", a small road appeared in front of him, and Wang Tiejun was familiar with the way and entered the cave.
looked at Lao Dao and said in surprise: "No, immortal, aren't you very old, why are you getting younger now?" It's not going to be a rejuvenation."
The Taoist priest who guarded the formation smiled: "Wang Xianjun is joking, I am just the current formation, the mana extraction is reduced, and the corresponding mana consumption of my mana is reduced, plus the nourishment of some of the blood of the ninth generation boy you provide, I can't think of it if I am young."
Wang Tiejun said: "Immortal, thank you to me, you see that you have become so young, and you have gained a lot of benefits, you have to help me practice Dan."
The Taoist priest laughed and said: "You guy is fine, you won't come to me in the middle of the night, say, what's the matter", Wang Tiejun smiled silently: "It's just that I ask you to refine some pills."
After speaking, he took out a lot of fruits and handed them to the old Taoist who guarded the formation, and the Taoist priest smiled and said: "I didn't expect you to go to the underworld, we in the east and the west, but we don't offend each other, where did you go, didn't cause trouble."
Wang Tiejun told the Taoist priest who was guarding the battle about the encounter of Niu Tou and Ma Mian, and the Taoist priest smiled after hearing it: "These two guys cause trouble everywhere, but fortunately, people still look at Lao Jun to save face, otherwise they will be in big trouble."
Wang Tiejun took out a pot of immortal wine, threw it to the Taoist priest guarding the formation, and said, "How about it, you should refine a lot of pills, please bother more."
The Taoist priest picked up the wine jug and put it to his mouth, took a sip, and then said in surprise: "Immortal wine, there are also a lot of immortal grasses added to it, through special techniques, the immortal qi in the immortal grass is locked in the wine, if there is another kind of wine, a hundred pots, I will be able to seal the formation as soon as possible, and I will be born freely."
When Wang Tiejun heard this, he generously took out two hundred pots and said: "The gods like it, take it and drink it slowly, and help me refine the Ascending Immortal Pill first."
Lao Dao was stunned for a moment and said, "You call it the Ascending Elixir?" The bull is a bit big, but you have to remember that the effect of the pill must not be spread, if it reaches the underworld and the effect of the medicine is known, we in the East will be in trouble."
Wang Tiejun nodded and said seriously: "It's not for the sake of needing these fruits in the future, I'll let Niu Tou Ma Mian destroy these fruit trees."