Chapter 363 Spell IQ
Yun Jie closed his eyes, waiting for the moment when his brain burst. However, after a long time, how could he not feel pain?
"You're giving up eating me?" said Yun Jie as he opened his eyes and looked at the caterpillar that was still with its mouth wide open.
"Hmmm? No, you're supposed to be scared of and urine by now. Caterpillar said.
"Why should I and pee?" Yun Jieqi said.
"It says in the cannibal manual. Human feces and urine are smelly and difficult to digest. You have to scare out all the human feces and urine to make it delicious. The caterpillar explained earnestly.
"Well, then you can go on. β
Yun Jie raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart, "This caterpillar looks fierce and terrifying, but its IQ is obviously insufficient." Hmph, then I'll play with it with one mouth!'
"Roar! roarβ" the caterpillar roared as she shook its head.
Yun Jie watched the caterpillar perform an expression show with a paralyzed face.
After a few consecutive roars, the caterpillar kind of shouted that there was a lack of oxygen. It said urgently, "No, I'm dizzy." Why don't you and pee all the time!"
"Because you're not scary enough. How about it? My feces and urine are the most smelly among humans, and they're poisonous! Why don't you let me go and catch another one?" Yun Jie said tentatively.
"Catch another one? I haven't eaten human flesh in years! I don't know when I'll catch someone next time I'll let you go! "The big caterpillar has a mouth, and it is about to swallow Yun Jie.
"Stop, stop, I have a way to make my and pee flow!" Yun Jie said urgently.
"What's the solution?"
"Let's make a punch. If you win, I'll and pee on my own, how about it?" Yun Jie finished speaking, and said in his heart, "Fighting IQ with you is a bit insulting to my personality." β
"What kind of punch stroke?" the caterpillar believed such a clumsy excuse.
"Naw. That's it. Yun Jie stretched out a hand with difficulty, gestured with scissors, rock, and paper, and explained the rules of the game to the caterpillar.
"Got it, come on. The caterpillar said triumphantly.
"Wait, you have to promise me, if I win, you will let me go!" Yun Jie said.
"Rest assured. You can't win!" said the caterpillar's little eyes.
"Not necessarily. Ready, go!Rock!" Yun Jie stretched out his scissors!
And the caterpillar believes it, and it is the cloth that stretches out!
"Haha, I've won! Yun Jie said.
"Who said you won, I won!" cried the caterpillar.
"You're playing Tricky! As a monster, you don't have any integrity at all, how can you gain a foothold in the monster? Well, let me go, I won't tell you about today's tricks. β
"You made a pair of scissors, I made a piece of paper. And seventy-eight rocks, thirty-six scissors. In addition to the thirty-six scissors we tied, I won you seventy-eight stones. In terms of losing, I'll only lose to you a cloth!So, on the whole, I won!" said the caterpillar as he lifted his dense little feet on one side.
"Damn! You're not playing tricks! You have so many feet, and I only use one hand!"
"You didn't say you don't need to do anything else. Besides, you used half of your hands, and I used half of it. What's wrong?" retorted the caterpillar.
Yun Jie thought about it, and he was right. What can I do about this? This caterpillar's IQ is not ordinarily high, and it completely crushes me.
"Hmph! Let me eat it. "The caterpillar is impatient.
"Wait!" Yun Jie said.
"What's the matter?"
"I'm going to count how many stones and cloth have come out of your feet!" Yun Jie said in a hurry.
"You're fine, are you? I can't even count my feet!"
"For the sake of fairness, I have to count, so that I can die in peace. β
"Alright, whatever you want. The caterpillar said impatiently as she lifted her foot.
"I'm starting to count! one, two..."Yun Jie pretended to count, but his eyes looked around, waiting for an opportunity to escape.
"You let me go, I can't see the foot behind you. Yun Jie said with a flash of inspiration.
"You're stupid to me. You're not running! Now, I'll turn around and count. I haven't eaten yet. The caterpillar turned around and put the back foot in front of Yun Jie.
"You're a motherfucker!, why aren't you a good man!" Yun Jie scolded when he saw that the plan had failed.
"Have you finished counting?"
"Nope!"
"Don't count. I'm hungry!" the caterpillar turned around and was about to eat Yun Jie.
"Wait a minute, you lost just now. Yun Jie hurriedly said.
"Another trick!"
"No! I didn't use half of my hands just now, and I still have two feet not counted. So, I only used a quarter of it, and you, half of it! So, you still lost!"
The caterpillar thought about it, and it was indeed the case. "What then?"
"What should I do? Let me go! I won. β
"Impossible! Since I miscalculated just now, let's do another game. If you win, I'll let you go!" the caterpillar proposed.
"That's... All right. β
No, Yun Jie had no choice but to agree.
"Come on!"
"Stop, you count a quarter of your feet first, so we're fair. "Yun Jie made a bad way again.
"Well, that's what happened. β
The caterpillar was right, and began to count his feet. After a while, he asked, "How many feet do I have? How many quarters?"
As soon as Yun Jie listened to the music, with your IQ, you still play with me?
"Divide the total number of your feet by a quarter, and that's how much you're going to use. Count your own feet first. Yun Jie said.
"I see. The caterpillar arched her body and counted her feet earnestly.
After Yun Jie saw the caterpillar arch up, there was a blank thread in the middle of his body. Looking at the caterpillar counting his toes, he quietly stretched out his fist blade and quickly swiped it on the silk thread!
"your grandma!" Yun Jie cut the silk thread and shouted.
The caterpillar was stunned for a moment, and then the silk thread broke, and the huge body suddenly lost its center of gravity, and was pulled diagonally by the silk thread at the other end and fell to the bottom!
"You're cheating," the caterpillar screamed and fell.
And Yun Jie was also implicated, the mucus wrapped around his body, and it was thrown directly to the mountain wall, snapping, and stuck!
It was like someone throwing out a puddle of snot and it happened to stick to a mosquito.
Yun Jie, who was glued to the mountain wall, inserted his fingers into the mountain, and little by little he got his body out of the slime.
Yun Jie, who got out of trouble, was relaxed. Wiping the disgusting things on his body, Yun Jie looked at the caterpillar writhing at the bottom of the valley and said in his heart, "Tricks? Hmph! You think too highly of me, your brother and I still want to take revenge." β
Then, fly and pounce on the caterpillar.
With a dash from the cliff, Yun Jie Dong landed in front of the big caterpillar, and his soul breath spread, and after the big caterpillar was wrapped in it, Weiya was released!
Don't look at the huge size of the big caterpillar, but its level is not very high. The little fourth-order demonic beast is just able to speak. Therefore, after the release of Yunjieweiya in the late stage of the Meteorite, the caterpillar immediately felt fear.
"Hmph, do you count your feet?" Yun Jie crossed his old waist and stepped on the caterpillar's head, and said proudly.
"You, you, you, spare me. I will never eat people again. The caterpillar shuddered.
"Spare you? Count out a quarter of your feet, and I'll spare you!" Yun Jie said.
The caterpillar twisted its body, looked at its dense feet, and gave up directly. It cried, "I can't count!"
"Haha! Then I can't blame you. I'm going to dig up your entrails and flesh and feed it to the ants. Then air dry your skin and make it into a hot air balloon. By the way, what's your name? I'm going to put your name on the hot air balloon. Let everyone and the monsters all know that you were killed by me! What do you say? Why don't you move? Ho ho, scared out?"
Yun Jie kicked the soft caterpillar, strange.
"Load it on me! I'll set you on fire!" Yun Jie threatened.
"Oh, no, don't, no, it's not easy for me to grow so big, I haven't turned into a butterfly yet. Master, hero, you let me go. The caterpillar immediately woke up and pleaded.
"Leave you alone? It's not that simple! I was scared half to death just now, and I can't afford to cheap you. So, follow my example, clap your right foot with your left hand, clap your left foot with your right hand, do it eighteen times in a row, and don't make a mistake again! I'll consider letting you go." Yun Jie gestured and said.
The caterpillar looked at his feet and said angrily, "I knew that I didn't grow so many feet!"
"I knew you weren't born yet. Do it quickly, in a group of four paws. Yun Jie roared.
The caterpillar did not dare to disobey, raised its huge body, belly up, and began to slap its right foot with its left hand.
But the reality is cruel, his left hand will never be able to shoot his right foot!
Because, it only has feet, no legs!
The distance between the two feet is too far to reach. And he has so many feet!
But even so, the caterpillar still insisted on trying, and after a few tosses, he was exhausted and panting. It just gave up, crying, "You'd better kill me." I still sing to you happy, can you not be so cruel!"
In fact, Yun Jie watched it from the side, and it was really difficult for this big guy.
"Well, I can't spare him..."Yun Jie looked at the Xinghai trap laid by the caterpillar, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said, "That's it! You go up and spell out a few words for me with your beads, and I'll let you go." How?"
"Really?" said the caterpillar as soon as he heard it.
"Really!" Yun Jie nodded sincerely.
"No problem. Say what? I'll be done in half an hour!" exuberant the caterpillar.
"It's Fiona. Can you write?"
"Fiona! But promise me that you won't kill me again after I'm done with this!"
"Hehe, brother, don't worry. Don't you know who I am?" Yun Jie said, patting his chest.
"Then you better kill me, so that you don't have to cheat again. When the caterpillar heard this, he immediately gave up.
"Hey, you're insulting my personality! Now, there's a glimmer of hope if you do it. If you don't do it, you will die. Give you the last choice, hurry up!" Yun Jie lowered his face and bluffed.