Hogwarts rules stipulate that students from the third grade onwards can spend the holidays in Hogsmeade Village on weekends after obtaining the signature of their parents, rather than having to be confined to the campus all weekend with nothing to do, as is the case with first- and second-year students. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

So every Monday's breakfast table is a special place for the seniors to brag about what they have seen in Hogsmeade and enjoy the envious gaze of the juniors - whether it's drinking butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks Bar or bringing back a large bag of Duke Honey candy, it can spark a lot of admiration at the table. In the eyes of children aged one or two, Hogsmeade Village is the land of God's chosen and heaven-send!

Today, however, is no exception.

As soon as breakfast appeared at the long table, Ron Weasley's twin brothers, Fred and George, rushed in!

"Big news! Big news! Exclusively by Fred & George. One of them said. Why not George & Fred? "Another habitual demolition." Hey, be careful, we're going to talk about something earth-shattering. "Well, you win, Scream Shack!" The two brothers performed with rich expressions like cross talk, one shouted, and the other immediately picked up, "That's right, it's a screaming shack!" ”

"What's wrong with the Screaming Shack?" Their words immediately attracted the attention of countless Gryffindor cubs - for the active and adventurous Gryffindor, an adventure to the Screaming Shack was an experience as important as a rite of passage! That's one of the things they have to accomplish during their seven years in school.

In addition, despite its terrifying legend, the Screaming Shack has a high level of popularity at Hogwarts, and even Ravenclaw House has an interest group dedicated to it. So not only Gryffindor, but also students from several houses next door were also attracted to the news of the brothers.

"What's wrong, you ask?" Fred and George made regretful expressions together, spreading their hands together, "Something is wrong!" Screaming shacks are going to be sold! I heard that it was going to be converted into a restaurant! ”

"Huh?!" A muffled sound of surprise swept through the hall like the wind.

"Oh my God, I'm going to sell it before I even been? Damn, why am I not in 3rd grade?! Ron Weasley buried his head in the table in annoyance, but spoke the thoughts of every second-year student. Go to his stupid restaurant! ”

"But it's not over yet." One of the twins spoke loudly again, grabbing everyone's attention. Then another seamlessly continued, "Everyone, whether it's the Ministry of Magic or the rich man who bought the house, seems to have forgotten one thing! "That's right, they forgot to ask for the opinion of the 'owner' - I mean the real owner of the house!" Because it's the scariest of all...... Scream the shack! No one can sell a house without 'it' agreeing! ”

"It!" Many of the children shuddered. In their imagination, the Screaming Shack turned into a big monster covered in swar...... When you think about it, it's really great!

"The fat rich man lived in with arrogance," said George, imitating the fat man's appearance. In the eyes of the students, the rich man who is probably rich and unkind and dares to destroy their dreams is a dead fat man. "I found myself waking up in the toilet the next day!" Fred continued.

"Then he went to the Ministry of Magic and paid for two of the most powerful Aurors to submit to the Screaming Shack!" George drew his wand and sprayed a few ceremonial flowers in the air, a metaphor for battle. Fred jumped onto the table and took a miserable pose, "And then they were hung on the junction of Hogsmeade, unconscious!" ”

The twins looked at each other, jumped up and folded their hands, and made a pose at the table, "So it's still there—that's our scariest ...... Scream the shack! ”

"Oh~!!" In an instant, the cheers of the children erupted in the auditorium, almost tearing the roof over!

- It was as if they had defeated the dead fat man themselves.

[You use the "Defeated Dice" to get the "Lanruo Temple Tree Demon Grandma" template for three hours to use, and the new knowledge and skills are temporarily granted, and they will be deleted after the end. You can re-roll the dice after 24 hours to get a new template.

Since you have tentacles, the template gets an extra bonus: 21 hours longer for the template, twice the number of new tentacles, twice the strength of the tentacles, twice the length of the tentacles, and twice the speed of the tentacles (get out of here!). ）。

You gain a temporary title: "Tentacle Maniac". While wearing this title, hostile females have their combat power halved and have a high chance of being infected with the "Sensitive Constitution" buff for one hour in battle. 】

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Lu Yuan stood in the dilapidated and old screaming shack, looking through the broken window at the gloomy and twisted tree under the mountain, and the two adult wizards hanging upside down from the tree, slowly shedding two lines of tears of humiliation.

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"Have you heard? Screaming about the shack. ”

"Of course, I heard that the Ministry of Magic did it this time. The Ministry of Magic wants to deal with the screaming shack at a low price to an unwitting gringo, who knows that this behavior completely angers the evil spirits living in the house, and now there is a good show. Hehe~"

"Yes, incompetent Ministry of Magic! Look at the current Aurors, actually hanging from a tree for exhibition?! They weren't so bad ten years ago, when the Aurors were laughing and talking to the Death Eaters. ”

"But the worst of all is the gringo who spent the money unjustly."

"Haha~ That's right, that's a big idiot." The man knocked on the table and said loudly, "To the gringo, I wish him such an idiot forever!" His words caused a chorus of laughter and echoes in the bar. It can only be said that Hogsmeade Village is too small and too closed, and it is rare for an interesting thing to happen, which is worth talking about by the whole village!

――When Lu Yuan walked into the three-broom bar, he saw such a hot scene.

Lu Yuan, who had extremely sharp ears, could determine for a moment that the topic these people were talking about was himself. But at this time, the best thing to do is not to pull out his wand and blow it up, but to pretend that he doesn't know - anyway, the rumored man who is fatter than a pig and sleeps with his head in the toilet is definitely not him!

The only thing that made him feel embarrassed now was the letter of apology he received from the Weasleys early in the morning. The rumors on the magic side are also faster than the speed of light, and after hearing the bad rumors, the husband and wife are so remorseful that they can't take out their hearts. Lu Yuan could only smile bitterly at this, because he knew it very well...... In fact, most of these things were done by him.

"Hi, Lu! I'm here! As soon as Lu Yuan entered the door, a man stood up at a table inside and greeted him warmly.

The man had brilliant blonde hair and a purple satin coat that shimmered in the candlelight! Gilderoy Lockhart, the man who brings his own special effects everywhere he goes! However, he seemed to be a little embarrassed by the lady Rosmerta on the side, and seeing Lu Yuan appear was like a pardon.

"For Merlin's sake," Lockhart whispered as the two of them sat back down at the table and sent Miss Rosmerta away, "don't make an appointment in this kind of place next time." You know, those women looked like they were going to eat me! It's even scarier than the dominatrix I was vacationing with......"

"No way, who asked you to be a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts - I was stunned when I read this in the newspapers!" Lu Yuan said flatteringly, "You have robbed the mysterious person of the unattainable position...... Congratulations on becoming a Hogwarts teacher, and toast to the legends of tomorrow! ”

Lu Yuan picked up the beer sent by Ms. Rosmerta and raised his glass.

"Hahaha~ Actually... Haha~ Cheers! Lockhart smiled toothlessly. All along, everyone regarded him as a "novelist" - only the girls and mothers who were fascinated by him believed in their hearts that he had really done those great adventures! Most people will be skeptical of this peacock-like man.

And Dumbledore's invitation to be a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts is undoubtedly the equivalent of some kind of identity certification - and it was made by the greatest wizard of our time! How could Lockhart not be happy.

As for saying that Dumbledore couldn't see that Lockhart was a straw bale? Lu Yuan sneered in his heart, how could that be possible!

Of course, according to Dumbledore's divine logic - Lockhart should be given a chance to prove himself before the truth comes out - just like when Lupin the Werewolf was enrolled in a school of witchcraft and wizardry? However, the fact is that those children who have been classmates with Lupin for seven years have always been under the threat of being bitten by werewolves, but they don't know it until they graduate. In fact, Dumbledore enrolled Lupin in school, but did not monitor Lupin's behavior at all times.

He made Lockhart a teacher, and if it was just to satisfy his own feelings for the Virgin, then where would he put the children whose education was delayed for a whole year?

Compared with the reason of the Virgin, Lu Yuan prefers to believe that the old fox is guiding the savior Harry Potter again - last year it was "adults are not credible", this year it is "adults are not only untrustworthy, but even education...... It's all fake", and in the end Harry will inevitably come to a conclusion - "sure enough, everything will still be ...... No, it's on your own."

"What's the matter, Lu. You know, I've been busy. In order to reply to the fans, I can't sleep until ten o'clock every day. "One thing Lockhart will never forget is showing off!

"By the way, have you heard? Screaming about the shack. Hahaha, what a stupid foreigner! ”

Lu Yuan smiled, put his hands on the table, and said clearly. "Lockhart, I'm that stupid foreigner......"

"Oh~" Lockhart's laughter came to an abrupt end. "You bought the Screaming Shack? You're kidding! ”

"No, I didn't, you know that we made a lot of money together, so I want to buy a house, but ......" Lu Yuan looked at the novelist with the most innocent eyes, extremely sincere, "Lockhart, you know that the Aurors have failed." And you're an expert in the dark arts, and you're my only hope now! ”

"Me?!" Gilderoy Lockhart jumped up from his chair like he had been pierced by a nail. He was frightened at first, and when he realized that many people were watching him, he unconsciously scratched his hand a few times and barely calmed down. “… I... I mean, I've been busy lately, and I'm ...... at school That's right! That's right, strange secret rooms are being opened in the school, and there are even horrors of students being petrified! Need me to deal with it! I'm sorry... Brothers... I have a weak heart. ”

"It's okay, just drop by once." Lu Yuan smiled, but his hand grasped Lockhart steadily. "Who made us brothers!"

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ps: I changed my phone today, and finally bought Huawei's mate8, which supports domestic products. (To be continued.) )