Chapter 22 Who Can Be More Awesome Than Ox
Alona may never forget the moment she woke up last night to find herself surrounded by wolves - but she'd said "never forget" and "never in my life" too many times...... Because what she experiences every day now is a life that she has never tasted before. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
So far, even Alona herself has to admit in her heart that there is still a little bit of truth in what Lu Yuan said: if she removes a lot of immunity and buff states as the main god, in terms of combat skills alone, she will be a scumbag!
In the face of a "weak creature" like a little wolf wolf, which she had never seen before, she didn't care about it. But when Nana saw the white gas spewing from the open wolf's mouth and the two rows of white teeth, she thought of how miserable it would be once she was bitten, and she was really stunned at that moment! The end is that even though she is wearing the artifact dragon skin soft armor and holding the "Balance of Prudence" artifact sword, she is still bitten hard by the little wolf wolf on the butt!
No bloodshed...... But it really hurts! It hurts!
Especially if you have to pretend to be nothing, don't be discovered by Lu Yuan and then ridiculed by him, this is simply a pain to add insult to injury! Bitter tears flowed from the bottom of my heart, drop after drop...... I don't know how many times - when Alona was unhappy, when she encountered something unbearable, when she quarreled with Lu Yuan - Alona wanted to simply yell at him, "I'm not going to do it!" ”
Yes, I'm not doing it! The old lady is gone! As the Lord God, why should I lower myself to the same level as creation? Why do you want to taste the ups and downs that creation needs to taste? It doesn't make sense at all! I am the Lord God, born to be the Lord God! If you do this to me, I just won't do it!
But every time the words come to my mouth, I don't know how to ...... No matter how many times she lingered in her mouth, she just couldn't shout this sentence out loud! Even if Lu Yuan was so dizzy and angry that she wanted to go crazy, she couldn't let this sentence blurt out - sometimes, Alona even wondered if Lu Yuan had cast some spell on her! Like "Imperius Curse" or something. Of course, she knew it wasn't possible. The Lord God is immune to any mind control, not even she herself can seal this ability.
This ability is determined by the nature of the Lord God and is neither scientific nor magical. It has nothing to do with any achievable phenomenon, you can't deny it, like an absolute truth.
But if that's not the case, then why?
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Although Lao Lu was walking in front, what happened behind him was as clear as a mirror in his heart. This kind of martial arts power, which is not very much appreciated by the main god, sometimes brings special surprises.
Sensing Alona's entanglement, Lu Yuan's mouth smiled at the corner of the "crab". Why? The reason, of course...... You actually like this kind of life! It's just that Tsundere doesn't want to admit it. Are you a M you made?
What's more, to control a person's actions, why use mental control? To put it bluntly, any spiritual magic is forcibly distorting the other person's mind and forcing the other party to act according to the caster's instructions. After all, it's compulsion, so it needs the power of magic to participate in it - but if you can make a person act willingly according to your instructions, or even enjoy it willingly, then why bother with any mind control magic.
This is the higher level of "mind control magic", you must know that it also has an ultimate version, called "love...... Everyone will encounter that moment in their life, you seem to have become a fool who has lost his judgment, become a puppet, and become an impulsive and brave secondary 2 teenager - that is because you have fallen for a mind control magic called "love". It cannot be exempted, it cannot be dissolved, and every day you will toss between happiness and pain, and waste a lot of time and money in false fantasies and romances......
The only thing that can save you is time, or frontal lobotomy.
It's far away, the current Lu Yuan and Alona have a good feeling, but they can't reach the level of love.
Do you want to know what my little Nana looks like? That's a foodie, cute goods, loli body, ice cream life, cute to burst, sensible, caring, and handsome once in a while...... In short, she is like a collection of the best time of a woman from Lori to a girl, and all the advantages. It's a man's final fantasy of a girlfriend, sister and daughter in three-in-one, you can not love her, but you simply can't help but like her.
Little Nana's affinity is simply a killing force for both men and women, irresistible.
And in comparison, what does Big Alona look like?
After sending off all the doppelgangers, the innermost and most core essence of the Great Alona seems to be exposed.
She is simply the rebellion and pride of a girl, the bitterness of cynics and the dull twilight of salted fish - cynicism and loss of ideals and transformation into salted fish are not counted, that rebellious period is the most unbearable! The body is covered with spikes, which explode when touched, and then it will be inexplicably low, as unpredictable as bad weather. You let her go east and she go west, you let her beat the dog, she prefers the chicken, everything is done with you, people hate gods and annoyance dogs!
Such a character, no matter how beautiful it is, how can Lu Yuan love it!
To him, Big Alona is a stranger with a familiar face - obviously 80% of her personality is the same as that of Little Nana, but only the different 20% makes Lu Yuan want to die!
The two people who got together because of curiosity at first embarked on a journey of tormenting each other.
At the beginning, the two quarreled almost all the time - Lu Yuan used his rich mixed social experience and thick black studies to spray all kinds of lack of common sense in love with Rona, and the body was incomplete; And the Great Alona used the height and width of her ability to look down on history to belittle Lu Yuan's past actions to nothing! The two are like two hedgehogs in the same cage, attracted to each other separately and stinging each other when they get closer.
Come on, hurt each other!
Overall, of course, the dark-bellied Lu Yuan had the upper hand - Alona lacked more than just combat experience. Social experience, a year of social experience, is more useful than reading a book for a lifetime! But the main god is a creature that is born independent of society, how do you let her accumulate social experience? Therefore, it is inevitable to follow Lao Lu's way.
No, Big Alona was fooled by Lu Yuan in a daze...... No, it was persuaded that he sealed all the abilities, immunity and resistance that could be sealed, and accompanied Lu Yuan to experience the "ups and downs of ordinary people...... Of course, the Great Love Ronala did not lose, but her talent went far beyond the scope of what could be sealed. So there have been ups and downs along the way, but there have been no injuries and dangers. In contrast, Lu Yuan really had scars all over the way, and the blood was like tap water.
Lu Yuan's toss is not without effect - in the past six months, he has been pitted, starved (the carry-on space was sealed), "almost" died, and he has done bad things with good intentions. Although Alona still complained for days, it didn't stop for a moment. But the twilight and anger in her body are disappearing obviously. Her arrogance towards ordinary people has long been gone! Originally, the princess who would rather not sleep without a dozen layers of velvet mattresses can now be moved to tears when she sees the hay shop and hot meals, and what a huge change......
Those who are familiar with Da Nana will definitely want to pull Lu Yuan's neck and shake and roar if they see this scene, what the hell did you do to her!? There's no way Alona I know can be so reasonable!
Lu Yuan couldn't be more satisfied with his "transformation results"! If it weren't for the fact that he seemed too embarrassed, he even wanted to tilt his head and proudly ask Rona, "Honey, do you still want to die?" ”
Of course, he didn't dare to ask that—after asking, Alona didn't know if she wanted to die, he was definitely going to die.
"If you don't die, you won't die", this phrase should be engraved on everyone's handrail as a motto. But Lu Yuan seems to have forgotten another warning saying, "If you are cocooned, you will burn yourself if you play with fire......
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Wangshan ran dead horses, and they only had one ox cart, so it was slower.
After climbing over the hills, there was only a shallow dive to the terrain, and then it rose higher. The newly ascended hill was like a dividing line, and the other side of the hill was still a combination of low plains and hills, and this side had begun to enter the densely forested mountains.
A small stream originating from a snow-capped mountain in the distance, after a few waterfalls, merges with several streams at the foot of the mountain, turning into a winding river to the north. And the yellow, green, and red lush trees suddenly filled the entire field of vision with colorful colors!
The two drove the ox-cart over two successive hillsides and followed the looming path through the woods. It was at the intersection of the river and the forest that a small village built on the river finally came into view.
"Rivers, woods, bridges...... Don't you think this village is a little familiar? After glancing at the environment of the village, Alona suddenly said. Alona was walking side by side with Lu Yuan at this time, and their cow followed helplessly, with no one to lead. If there were horns, the cow would have killed the dog man and woman first!
Enough of you! Along the way, the one who can't stand it the most is the cow, okay!
"Anything familiar? Aren't all the villages built by the Nords like this? Lu Yuan replied with a blank face. There are no satellites and GPS in this place, and it is not strange to get lost in the terrain of grasslands and snowfields, and Lu Yuan has long given up positioning himself. Besides, for the two "outsiders", is there a difference anywhere in Skyrim Province? They don't belong here.
"Hmph~ What else do you say about senior adventurers, I can't even see such an obvious hint! I see that your level is also very limited, so you deceive an innocent and ignorant girl like me. "Alona habitually went into bar raising mode.
"Wait, you say girl? Does it mean our cows? ”
"Of course it's me! Am I not a girl? Damn lolicon! ”
"Trillions of years old? I don't read much, don't lie to me, Grandma Ai. ”
"Bastard, I am the Lord God! Can the time of the Lord God be counted as age? ”
"But the catalyst is also the main god, and he said that you are one of the oldest main gods." Lu Yuan intentionally or unintentionally ignored the word "ancient". "Ancient" refers to a long history, while "old" refers to the end of life, and the two are not the same.
"Did he really say that?" Gritting his teeth, "I'll talk to him!" ”
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As they got closer to the village, they didn't notice that they were on the side of the road in the village, and they were surrounded by a group of people. Suddenly, a large shout and curse from someone in the crowd interrupted the two men to continue to raise the bar.
"Skyrim Province is the Skyrim Province of the Nords! It's not those cats and dogs, and it's not the Imperial! "A big man in half-body armor, pushing and shoving out of the crowd, spitting and shouting." Ufric is the true king of Skyrim! No, sooner or later, he will become the second Nord Emperor! Wait and see, you fools, when the day comes, he will lead us to drive the elves out of the continent once again and welcome back the Holy Spirit Talos!
I will be a general and a hero! And you cowards, capitulators, huddle at home and feed! ”
As he spoke, he walked angrily to the outside of the village, just in time to meet Lu Yuan. "Fuck off! Imperials! The Nord deliberately put the tip of the shoulder armor of the half-body armor in front, directly knocked Lu Yuan to a stagger, and then triumphantly passed between the man and the ox.
Lu Yuan stood on the side of the road and spread his hands, looking cowardly and deceitful. And Alona hugged her arms to avoid watching the excitement, not to mention helping Lu Yuan out, she felt that Lu Yuan was asking for anything at all.
"Hahaha~" Seeing this, the Nord man became even more proud, "What did I say?" Did you see, the people of the Empire are all soft eggs, and Skyrim should be the Skyrim of the Nords...... Uh~" His face suddenly turned blue, and then he covered his crotch with his hands and slowly knelt down.
Lu Yuan didn't move, and Elona didn't move either—after a bang, I saw that their cow gently lowered its hind hooves, and it turned into a squeaky and graceful slow walk. As if it wasn't the lightning-fast "back without a shadow flirting with the hoof" just now......
A group of Nords around him, each in a cold sweat.
Who's this cow? This is so awesome that you don't want it!