Chapter Fifty-Three: Operation Fart
What is the richest man in the world, what hundreds of billions of assets, in the future, they will all be a fart in front of him, no, it should be said that they are not even farts.
As long as he has this money, no one will dare to stop him if he walks sideways on the earth after the rain falls.
"Is your 'fart' so easy to sell?" Lin Luoyu hurriedly looked for an opportunity to get close to Karlistman, and maybe he could borrow some money from him, so that he would be rich.
"Of course, our farts are the most fragrant, beautiful, and smelling the most comfortable on Taobao. Those old customers are wholesale from us in large quantities. After my farts here have been specially treated, instead of a trace of stink, they will also emit a faint fragrance, because this fragrance will only stay in a small space and will not float out, so they are often used to purify the air in the home, and even used as a high-quality spice in important places, such as song halls, dance halls, conference rooms, spiritual training grounds, etc. Karlistman seriously introduced what his fart was for, and Lin Luoyu was stunned, he never thought that farts could be used to purify the air, which was even more fantastical than the Arabian Nights.
"Can I smell your here?" Lin Luoyu knew that hearing was false, and he really wanted to smell Karlistman's fart as good as he said.
"Oh, yes, boy, if you don't believe it, then I'll let you feel it." Callistman laughed, and his face was full of wrinkles when he smiled, and it looked like the rough and wrinkled bark of an old tree.
Callistman took out a small light blue bottle from his arms, he put the small bottle on the tip of Lin Luoyu's nose, and then gently uncorked the bottle, and when he landed, a quiet and elegant fragrance penetrated into Lin Luoyu's nostrils, Lin Luoyu suddenly felt refreshed all over his body, and felt that his brain was much clearer.
"How? I didn't lie to you, old man, did I? Callistman recorked the bottle and said with some smugness.
This time Lin Luoyu no longer doubts, when the quiet fragrance disappears, Lin Luoyu is still a little reluctant.
"Grandpa, can you lend me some money, I want to go to a place called Earth, but now I don't have a dime on me, hehehehe." Lin Luoyu said his request, the most important thing for him now is to go home, after all, no matter how good it is outside, there is only one home in his heart, and that is the earth.
"Earth? I seem to have heard of this place. Let me look it up. Karlistman felt that the term "earth" was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he clicked "earth" into it.
Little to know: Earth - a blue planet in the solar system in the galaxy of the universe, mostly covered by seawater, once gave birth to intelligent life, but was conquered by the soul army led by Dr. Draco in 2020 AD, and a year later it blew itself up, turned into countless fragments, and disappeared into the vast starry sky.
Looking at these words on the screen, Lin Luoyu's heart was very uncomfortable. He didn't expect his home to disappear completely after a few years, and he didn't want to believe this fact anyway.
"Grandpa, how many years is it now?"
"Year 2502."
"So how can I go back to Earth in 2017?"
"It's impossible, no one can travel through time and space alive under the weight of the time tunnel, are you?" Callistman looked at Lin Luoyu and had a question in his heart.
"But I got here from the Earth in 2017, why can't I go back?" Lin Luoyu felt speechless.
"I don't know." Callistman shook his head.
"Lend me some money, okay? Grandpa, I know you're a big money, and you're not short of this little money at all, hehehe. As soon as Lin Luoyu borrowed money, he began to pretend to be his grandson, which was his usual trick, but when he paid back the money, he would become an uncle.
"It's not impossible to lend you money, unless you do me a favor." Callistman said with a straight face.
"What's the busy?"
"It's just a 'fart' favor. All you have to do is collect a person's fart for me, and I'll lend you a million Star Coins. However, it is life-threatening to complete this matter, as long as you can complete the task, I don't want you to return the one million Star Sky Coins. ”
Hearing this, Lin Luoyu's heart rekindled the flame of hope, and he took Karlistman's hand and asked, "Tell me quickly, whose fart are you going to collect?" ”
Callistman coughed and said, "This person is the most famous singer, dancer, female star in the Wandering Forest, the first place on the Hundred Years Celebrity List, and Ms. Ya Yandie, who is only 23 years old. ”
"Okay, that's on me." Lin Luoyu agreed without thinking about it.
"Because you don't have spiritual power in you, that's why I asked you to do this. It's definitely a dead end for others to go, but you're different. You must ask me why, then I will tell you that in this world that is almost dominated by spiritual power, the master can detect your location through spiritual power, no matter where you are hiding, as long as you have spiritual power on your body, you will be discovered by others. And it is precisely because you have no spiritual power on your body, so others cannot find you through spiritual power, as long as you put on my special invisibility cloak, no one in this world will be able to discover you. When the time comes, when you complete your mission, you will quietly leave in the invisibility cloak I gave you, and no one will be able to catch you. At this time, Callistman rubbed the ring on his left hand, and an almost transparent invisibility cloak flew out of his ring and landed on Lin Luoyu's body.
Lin Luoyu put on the invisibility cloak according to Karlistman's instructions, and then he stretched out his hands to look, and sure enough, he couldn't see anything. Lin Luoyu looked down at his feet again, but there was still nothing.
This magical dress is the dream of many men, I didn't expect to be able to get it today. Lin Luoyu's heart blossomed, if he wore this dress in the future, it would not be to do whatever he wanted. Hee-hee-hee, it feels evil just thinking about it.
Then, Callistman and Lin Luoyu began to elaborate a plan of action in a small room, and they analyzed and discussed the three-dimensional map of the "Royal Opera House" step by step, and finally came up with the route of action, escape route, time of crime, modus operandi, and how to deal with unexpected situations.
After three days of discussion, Callisterman and Lin Luoyu finally came up with a perfect plan. The operation supported by this program is code-named Operation Fart.