Chapter 5 I am from the ditch
When Sun Wenhao heard this, he really had nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get them.
He was also about to enlist in the army, but he didn't expect someone to send a pillow as soon as he fell asleep.
He was still worried that there was no one to guide him, and one fell from the sky.
Sun Wenhao pretended to be surprised and said.
"You're also going to join the army? That's exactly what I'm going to do. β
"Oh?" The lad came to the spirit,
"Big brother, you also want to join the army? That's great! So, let's go together. β
Sun Wenhao said,
"That's what I thought, too!"
"My name is Bu Jiang," the young man introduced himself first.
"What's your name, big brother?"
"My name is Sun Wenhao."
"Brother Sun!"
Bu Jiang looked happy and talkative, "Brother Sun doesn't look like he's a local?" β
"Oh! I'm on the run! β
Sun Wenhao said serious nonsense with a straight face.
Because the Contra world suffered from the alien invasion pattern is relatively chaotic and turbulent, Sun Wenhao thinks that although this reason is far-fetched, it is enough to get through the trick.
As expected, Bu Jiang showed an expression of sudden realization and said,
"No wonder I think Brother Sun's accent is a little strange."
It is normal that the federal lingua franca used in the world of Contra is a variant of Chinese Mandarin, which is slightly different from Sun Wenhao.
Sun Wenhao didn't want to dwell on this, so as not to expose flaws.
He saw that Bu Jiang had a round jade the size of a chicken heart hanging around his neck.
So he had nothing to say, "Hey, Brother Bu, this jade pendant of yours is very good-looking." β
"Huh this?"
Bu Jiang touched the small crystal clear jade, and said with a happy face,
"This is a family heirloom that has been passed down from our family for hundreds of years."
"Oh? Yes! β
Sun Wenhao casually praised it, looked at the sky, and found that it was already afternoon.
So he said, "Brother Bu, I don't think it's early, let's hurry up." β
"Hmmm! Good! β
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After stumbling for a while, the trees began to thin out.
A huge black beetle fell from the tree and almost fell on Sun Wenhao's head.
Sun Wenhao kicked it away with a kick that didn't change his face, but he couldn't prevent a lump of bird from falling from the sky again.
"Poof!" A click on his forehead.
A sour smell.
wiped his arm, Sun Wenhao was a little dry.
Bu Jiang wielded a firewood knife to cut through a thorn and cut a path.
Flying green thorns stuck to his clothes.
Sun Wenhao licked his lips and said, "Brother Bu, do you still have water?" β
Bu Jiang held the firewood knife in his right hand, took off the iron military kettle on his waist with his left hand, shook it, and handed it to Sun Wenhao.
"Half left."
"Thanks!"
Sun Wenhao took it, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and put a bit of rusty bottle on his mouth for a while.
Goo-dong, Goo-dong's Adam's apple can't stop rolling.
He only now knew that a sip of cold water could still taste so good.
"Thank you, brother!"
Sun Wenhao returned the military kettle with a little water left to Bu Jiang.
casually asked, "Brother Bu, how far are we to get there?" β
Bu Jiang pointed to the mountain in the distance, "See?" That's the mountain. The one with white mountain hair. β
Sun Wenhao looked at the pergola with his hands, and saw that there was a mountain above the large green jungle, the top of the mountain was white, there seemed to be snow, and there was a trace of white mist on it.
Bu Jiang continued to explain as he walked, "That's Qishan. The Federal Army stationed a battalion there to defend the nearby town of Tonta, with a recruiting office at the foot of the hill. We still have about 10 kilometers to go. β
"Ten kilometers to go?"
Sun Wenhao was stunned in his heart.
In the real world, he didn't exercise much, and after tossing for such a long time, he was running and jumping, and his legs were sore.
Besides, it doesn't seem like the mountain is far away.
"It seems that the sentence of Wangshan running a dead horse really makes some sense."
Bu Jiang smiled and cut off a blocked rattan with a knife.
As he walked, he said, "Brother Sun, aren't you from this world?" β
Sun Wenhao's face was solemn, and he picked a strange flower that emitted a foul smell and suppressed his shock.
"Brother Bu, your joke is not funny at all."
Bu Jiang only cared about walking, and he didn't see Sun Wenhao's expression behind him, he said,
"We just need to get out of this jungle, there is a road in front of us that leads directly to the foot of Qishan Mountain, and the civilian armed bus of Dongta Town will pass through here, we only need to spend a dollar to go directly to the Qishan recruitment office, why walk?"
"Uh......"
A sweat dripped from Sun Wenhao's serious face.
"It seems that you really can't talk nonsense, and the people here are not stupid, and they are not just NPCs."
Sun Wenhao stepped up a few steps, pretending to be surprised and said, "I'm sorry, I'm a person in the ditch, and I haven't seen the world, so I fled." I only now know that there is still a minibus to sit on. β
Bu Jiang didn't make fun of him, just smiled honestly.
Seeing Sun Wenhao playing with a purple strange flower in his hand, he reminded.
"Brother Sun, don't pick that flower, the pollen is poisonous."
When Sun Wenhao heard this, he quickly threw away the strange flower in his hand to suppress the shock, but his heart was even more shocked than before he was shocked.
After a while, Sun Wenhao, who was behind him, suddenly stopped, and he felt a cramping pain in his stomach while holding his stomach.
"I'm not going to be poisoned, am I?"
He thought to himself, shouting at Bu Jiang's back, "Brother Bu wait......"
Bu Jiang turned around.
"What's wrong?"
"My stomach hurts and I want to!"
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Sun Wenhao said, "Brother Bu, do you have any straw paper on you?" β
"Straw paper?" Bu Jiang asked suspiciously, "What do you want straw paper for?" β
Sun Wenhao hugged his stomach, almost speechless.
"Don't you without paper?"
"Oh......"
Bu Jiang suddenly realized, "What kind of paper do people in the mountains want to, isn't there mud, grass, and leaves?" Isn't there a hand? Why don't you just wash your hands when you're done?
You just said you were from the ditch? Straw paper is only used in towns. β
"Okay......"
Sun Wenhao had nothing to say.
"Brother Bu wait for me, a few minutes!"
Sun Wenhao pouted his ass and ran into the grass on the side.
After a while, a sour stench wafted out.
After finishing his work, he endured the pain of the chrysanthemum and wiped a handful of grass a few times.
Lifting his pants, Sun Wenhao suddenly felt itchy on his buttocks.
When I touched my buttocks, it seemed that something slippery and slippery.
Sun Wenhao felt a chill in his heart.
Hurriedly jumped out and shouted, "Brother Bu, Brother Bu, come quickly!" β
"What's going on?"
"Help me see what's on my butt?"
Bu Jiang ran over.
"Don't catch! It's a jungle locust. It's bad to rip it off. You'll have to go to the town hospital for surgery. β
Sun Wenhao's face turned pale for a while.
Bu Jiang picked a grass thorn that he had never seen before, pulled Sun Wenhao's buttocks and stabbed it a few times, and then used his palm to "pop!" A few slaps, very loud.
The calluses on his hands were very thick and rough, and it hurt a little bit.
"Poof!"
Something fell.
"That's it!"
Bu Jiang said.
Sun Wenhao rubbed his itchy buttocks, lifted his pants, and looked at the two fat locusts on the ground, and his heart palpitated.
"Brother Sun, are you really from the ditch?"
Bu Jiang was a little skeptical.
Sun Wenhao had a straight face, and the dead duck had a hard mouth, "Of course!" Needless to say. It's more real than real money. β
"Brother Bu, let's go." Sun Wenhao urged, he didn't want to get entangled in this kind of thing, so as not to show any flaws again.
"Okay...... You watch out. β
The two hurried again, and this time Sun Wenhao concentrated a lot.
After a while, as Bu Jiang said before, a road winding through the rainforest appeared in front of the jungle.
The road is not very well paved, there are a lot of stones on it, dusty, potholes, obviously not often maintained, it is a bit far-fetched to say that it is a highway, but it is better than a muddy dirt road, and there is no problem with driving a minibus or something.
"Let's wait a minute."
Bu Jiang took off the kettle and took a sip, standing on the side of the road and talking to Sun Wenhao.
"Good!"
Sun Wenhao picked a shady place to stand.
The two had waited less than five minutes before they heard the sound of a car's engine.
"It's better to come early than to come sooner!"
Sun Wenhao thought in his heart, and hurriedly ran to the side of the road and stood with Bu Jiang.
"Brother Bu, do you have any money on you?"
He doesn't have a penny on him, and it's really declining enough to go through one game, which is worse than the star in Hong Kong films.
Sun Wenhao played the most difficult game, and he also provided a knife and a dog at the beginning, and the equipment was all picked up.
He's so good, except for a cheap clothes, he doesn't have a single hair, and he was almost dragged by a livestock at the beginning, if it weren't for Bu Jiang passing by by accident, he would have GAME OVER.
You must know that in reality, he is a great god who cleared Contra Douluo in ten minutes without losing his life, and even the legendary hidden underwater eight levels he passed as he wished.
The most important thing is that this god system doesn't even give him a penny, except for a decathlon modifier that is still 50% of the current transmission progress, and there is really nothing.
"Yes!" Bu Jiang replied, "It's only a dozen yuan." β
Sun Wenhao was a little embarrassed and said, "Borrow my brother and I will take a car with one dollar, and I will pay you back when I have money." β
It's really a penny that is hard to beat a hero.
"Hey! Brother Sun, what did you say! β
The sound of the car's motor is getting closer.
"It's just a car, and we don't have much money, so we have to take care of each other after we join the army together."
"Thank you, brother."
Sun Wenhao felt that Bu Jiang was really good, lean and lean, and the people in the mountains were very simple and had no heart.
Suddenlyβ
"Help!"
"Run!"
The sound of the motor roared.
A group of men, women, and children in ragged clothes appeared in front of them, running here.
"What's going on?"
The two looked at each other.
Bu Jiang looked at it sharply for a while, and suddenly his face changed greatly.
"Not good! It's the Garuga pirates! β
He had already seen that the car behind him was not a medium bus in the town of Ta Ta at all, but several armed off-road vehicles, painted with green jungle camouflage, the earth-shattering sound of the throttle pulling, the heavy machine gun chain on top of the drag, and the large yellow bullets swaying left and right with the bumps of the vehicle, flicking around.