Chapter 63: The Giant Strawberry That Swipes the Screen

Ding Nuo took advantage of the night to build the framework of the research base, and looked at the results of a night's hard work, which was very fulfilling. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The instinct of farming is deeply engraved in the blood of the Chinese people, mountain plains, desert islands, no environment can stop the enthusiasm of Chinese farming, even in outer space, they must try to grow vegetables.

Farming gives people a sense of satisfaction, Ding Nuo thought about it, and in a few days he reclaimed the rest of the land, planted all kinds of medicinal herbs, and then decorated the hill, and built a pavilion on the top of the mountain, and the paradise was nothing more than that.

He hummed a song with unknown meaning and walked slowly in the direction of Xiaolou...

At the same time, Ding Nuo didn't know that he and Xiang Wen had become popular on the Internet, and the time went back to before he came back.

There is a very lucky person in G City, his name is Yi Feng, on the surface, he seems to be a college student who has just graduated, engaged in art design. I was squeezed to death by the boss every day, and I changed my plan to go crazy. He has another identity in private, he is a famous UP master of station B, and he has recorded a series of videos since college, the most famous of which is the late-night cafeteria.

He originally wanted to imitate a Japanese drama of the same name, but he didn't expect it to become popular all of a sudden, because his voice was particularly sad, like a middle-aged uncle who had experienced vicissitudes, a cigarette, a glass of wine, and told the past. Fans call him the sad Uncle Lisa, but he is still a young man in his early twenties, and his explanation was regarded by fans as a malicious cuteness, so he had to take root at station B under the nickname of the uncle.

Today is Yi Feng's lucky day, when the ninety-third time the sample drawing was called back by the boss for revision, the cute girl paper at the front desk notified him to pick up the express. At first, he wondered that there was no online shopping recently, could it be that fans knew his company address and deliberately sent blades to urge changes?

When I came to the front desk, I saw the little brother of the courier with a tailwind sweating profusely, standing there looking left and right, and when he saw Yi Feng, he immediately said anxiously: "Mr. Yi Feng?" You have a fresh food courier, and the sender said that the goods must be inspected on the spot. Please check the goods, I still have dozens of express mail not delivered, I can't wait. ”

The courier brother is not easy, on a hot day, he hurriedly stepped forward to take the express. Unpacked, it was a sturdy small wooden box, which immediately aroused his curiosity, what kind of valuables were they? Even the front desk sister couldn't help it, she approached Yi Feng and peeked at it.

Yi Feng opened the box with anticipation, and a giant strawberry the size of a football was lying quietly in the box, and he finally remembered.

Amway, a water friend of the Q group, entered a funny fish live broadcast room called "Wenwen's Music Classroom". Out of control.,Addicted to Lori and unintentionally updated.,I wanted to take advantage of the weekend break to record a video.,As a result, I drooled while smirking while watching the live broadcast.,It's already night when I come back to my senses.。

Yesterday, I brushed the Lori live broadcast room every day, and I saw a giant strawberry, and I left a message on Weibo to participate in the lottery when I was curious, but I didn't expect to succeed in smuggling, and I changed from a black chief to a European.

The front desk girl next to her made a noise, looked at the strawberry in surprise, and said, "What a big strawberry, can I taste it?" ”

Yi Feng's brain turned quickly, and he immediately answered: "Of course you can, why don't you come to my house to eat together after work?" ”

Meng Mei thought for a while and agreed, and the courier brother on the opposite side secretly praised my brother, this routine is awesome.

After getting off work, Yi Feng happily returned home with the front desk sister paper, remembering that the video had not been updated for a long time, so he asked the sister paper to be an assistant, made a strawberry meal to record the process, and edited a few times and sent it to station B.

Soon, the otaku and otaku at station B found that the sad Uncle Lisa was finally updated, and they couldn't wait to click in and directly put his video on the top of the popular area.

At the beginning of the video, Yi Feng said: "I was lucky today, I won a giant strawberry in the Weibo lottery. His voice was still so sad, as if he had seen through everything in the world.

"Missing persons found"

"Open your mouth and kneel, the uncle is still so distressing"

"Strawberry what strawberry?"

"I'm so lucky, why do I feel so uncomfortable?"

"High energy ahead, warning that this is not a drill, high energy ahead!"

Then the video zoom to a giant strawberry on the chopping board, and the barrage exploded immediately.

"Damn, what do I see, football big strawberries"

"Uncle, tell the lottery address, I'm going to the lottery too"

"It turns out that all I ate were fake strawberries, and the coins have been thrown"

"It's not genetically modified, right?"

"Popular Science: This is a unique variety in the mountains of Manonia, Germany, the scientific name is giant red jade strawberry, and the growth cycle is three years... Forget it, I can't make it up. ”

"2333, Kepjun loves to see you talk nonsense, keep making it up"

The barrage is very lively, and the number of clicks is rising rapidly like a rocket, 120,000... Before the video ended, the number of views reached an astonishing 400,000 times, and countless melon-eating people were stunned by the giant strawberries in the video.

There are also viewers in the live broadcast room of Ding Nuo and Xiang Wen, they recognize the origin of strawberries at a glance, and they are so envious that they have no choice but to drool across the screen to watch Europeans eat strawberries, and they can only bow their heads and eat melons.

The video continues, Yi Feng's cooking skills are very good, a simple strawberry, he played to a new height, strawberry salad, strawberry custard, strawberry smoothie, strawberry vegetable roll, plus two steaks, a table of strawberry dinner is completed.

The audience watching the video can't help but lick the screen, the bright red and soft strawberries are placed on the table like an oil painting full of artistic sense... At this time, the sharp-eyed audience found a question, why two copies?

At the end of the video, Yi Feng deliberately opened Xiang Wen's Weibo and said: "Friends, I want to thank the cute little Lori Xiang Wen, today's strawberries are her gifts, everyone has time to go to her live broadcast room to support it, her singing is super good." In addition, the little Lori is mine, don't rob it. That's all for today's video, I'm going to eat strawberries, (^_^)/~ ~ bye-bye. ”

"It's an advertisement, right? It's too hard. ”

"I ate this Amway, I just opened Little Lori's Weibo is really cute"

"You go, Wenwen is mine, don't rob me"

"Everyone, I suspect that the uncle betrayed the organization, you didn't pay attention to today's dishes, he prepared two servings, and lit candles in a bunch, candlelight dinner."

"Attention units, please watch the video for 17 minutes and 12 seconds, pay attention to specular reflection"

"Lying groove sister paper,Although it's not clear, it's obviously a cute sister paper.,Burn!"

The barrage area exploded all at once, and the members of the FFF regiment held torches high and burned the entire video. Then things went in a peculiar direction, and netizens were envious, jealous and hateful, and it was the cute Lori sister Paper Xiangwen who had dinner with the up master.

I just don't update the paper and endure it. I left the group without saying a word, and I endured it. But to hook up with such a cute Lori, or legal Lori really can't bear it.

So the FFF group killed Xiang Weibo and crusaded against the scum up master "Sad Uncle Luo Lisa", and together with Xiang Wen, he was innocently lying down and was shot. As the news continued to spread, more and more people knew about Xiang Wen, first attracted by her cute appearance, curiously clicked on the songs she recorded, and was poisoned as soon as they heard it.

As a result, things became more lively, and "Station B scumbag UP main abducted little Lori" became the hot search of the day, and it made headlines.

Xiang Wen just finished practicing the song, opened Weibo and planned to take a break, but she was dumbfounded when she saw it, what was going on... I look like I've been abducted?