Four hungry ship girls and strange uncles
"I'm so hungry."
Armor Blade didn't notice that someone in the submarine behind him was actually peeping at him, which may also be the reason for the foodie's negative IQ, Armor Blade lying on the water as if it could help alleviate hunger, and didn't notice the pair of golden eyes next to the entrance and exit of the submariners that had been opened.
"That's right, that's right! What the information says is actually true! If the designer uses all his heart and soul when designing a weapon, there is a certain chance that the weapon will be activated into another life form! This is so unscientific! I want to study it so much!! ”
"I'm so hungry."
Wouldn't you say anything but say you're hungry now? But after a long day of careful observation, the researcher immediately slipped into the submarine and quickly found the submarine captain.
"Captain! Captain! Is the electricity in our submarine still full now?! ”
"Uh, yes, we've had a routine charge before the out there stole our fuel."
"Great!"
"How, how?"
"I'd say that thing out there is a baby?"
“····· Then you might as well shoot me. ”
Without paying attention to the now stunned captain, the researcher immediately ran to the control tower to find the communication equipment he wanted.
Cas.
"Professor! Doctor! Hu Mintao sent an urgent call! ”
"Huh? Didn't Xiaohu go to the South China Sea to test the latest torpedoes and submarine diesel engines? How can an urgent call be sent? ”
"This is? I'll go!!! It's !!·········
The things sent were nothing else, a photo of the blade lying on the water and a small video screen when stealing fuel, inside the submarine, the hands of the person who had just been called a professor when he saw this video and photo were shaking with excitement, and the person who was called a doctor directly grabbed the display screen, and his hands turned white.
"Notify the North Sea immediately! We're going to have a meeting right away!! ”
"Prepare the car! Fast! If it's too late! Give me all of them, copy them all a hundred times!! A hundred times!! ”
The chickens and dogs jumped in the research institute, and the two of them rushed to the parking lot at a speed that was not equal in their age, and the car was also running when they saw the red light, and they were overtaking when they saw the car, and they didn't put the traffic strip in their eyes at all, and when they rushed to the Central North Sea, the speed was almost mistaken for the Allahu Akbars who were about to crash over, but fortunately, there was a sentry who came over, and when he saw that the license plate was actually the license plate of the Zhongke Lunatic Asylum, he immediately ripped off the railing, but it was still a little late, and the railing was broken by the speeding car.
“586! 586! We've found wild martial spirits in the South China Sea!! ”
The two old men didn't have the slightest idea that the boss was in a meeting, so they immediately stuffed the things in their hands into the hands of the big guy, and the expressions of the two were almost the same as those of people who forced people to commit crimes.
"Doctor, Professor, wait a minute, we're in a meeting now."
"What's more important than a wild and suspected aircraft carrier-level martial spirit!!"
"Wild? Aircraft Carrier-level Martial Spirits?·····?····· Immediately notify me that the leaders of the military districts will come over for a meeting!!!! If you come late, give me peanuts!! ”
An hour later.
"Boss, why are you calling us over in such a hurry?"
"Is there any new equipment?"
"That's a good feeling! Head, recently those Hou Tun skins have been itching again, can you equip our military region to tickle them first? ”
"Get out! Lately, that damn polar bear has drunk too much wine, and the boss equips us to sober that polar bear first! ”
"Go aside! I didn't see that damn big bald head and looped legs lately, and it's okay to give me the whole thing, so let's equip us first! Promise they won't even dare to fart tomorrow! ”
The leaders of the various military regions of the republic have gathered in the military conference room fifty meters deep in the middle of the North Sea, but this rhythm is simply no different from the vegetable market, except for the chief boss and the two doctors and professors, all the other places are about to stage a full martial arts, what benches, water cups, notebooks are flying all over the sky, if it is not for the fact that this conference table is conjoined, a total of eighty percent can fly.
"Quiet!"
The boss finally couldn't stand it, and with a roar, it was immediately quiet like a morgue, and when I saw this boss, I could only hold my forehead, and this gang of Qiu Ba was good at anything, and as soon as I touched a new toy, I could immediately stage a full martial arts for you, and the magic was that it would definitely not affect scientific research and myself, and I don't know where these guys learned it, but when I thought of how close these guys were to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs recently, I instantly felt that one head and two big.
"Ahem, let me tell you, we found a newborn and pure wild martial spirit in the South China Sea, and according to the report sent back by the submarine we sent to investigate, this martial spirit is eighty percent of the aircraft carrier-level martial spirit."
But as soon as the words fell, the leaders in the white-green military uniforms stopped and killed you with their eyes, and immediately harmonized to the point of blindness, but the blue and water-colored military uniforms directly opened the film again.
Martial Spirit, this is an abbreviation, the full name should be the weapon elf, this name is the first martial spirit that Hans children's shoes first came out, but soon this became a global name, the original body of the first martial spirit is that they had the most famous tiger tank when the second Blue Water Planet opened, that is, the first martial spirit, but the magic is that this appeared in the Western Front theater at that time, but the woolly bear did not know that there was a "traitor" in the tiger tank he was facing, But all the friends on the Eastern Front knew that there was such a thing, but they didn't find this tank after the war.
The second and third appearance was in the woolly bear, and the other appeared in the short-legged eagle, the hairy bear's was only a Su-27 aircraft, and in addition to the designer, they didn't know they had such a thing, and after the designer's death, the Su-27 flew to the designer's grave to see off his father, but the design factory they also mourned because it was sent by the Air Force, but it was found afterwards that there was no Su-27 flying at that time?! I only knew, but it was already a sister paper, and the short-legged eagle appeared on an airplane, an F14-type panda fighter, and now this short-legged eagle is living a very luxurious and comfortable life in the 51st area of the short-legged eagle's secret.
Martial spirits are not only very rare, but the most important thing is that the combat effectiveness of their prototype weapons is absolutely explosive, but once the combat power of the spirit soars to the point that there are no friends, just say that the first one, according to written records, he has killed at least two thousand tanks in one tank! But according to unofficial field soldiers, this should be multiplied by two! And those two airplane girls don't know: _(:з"∠)_, because one is so stupid that he doesn't even know he has such a thing! There is no data, and the other is kept secret to the point that I only know that there is such a thing, and the rest of the data is placed in the security equipment of the kneeling of the awesome spy, so it is equivalent to not knowing, and the most unique symbol of the martial spirit is the sister paper, and it can eat human food and fuel at the same time.
And the most important thing is that now the Republic Army says that no one is doing the first, and the Air Force is also going farther and farther on the road to hanging, that is, the poor navy is now tilting its military spending towards them, but it is still in addition to the annual menstrual holiday, the expulsion dumplings are gone, no, there are no good goods in Dajian, but now there is a pure wild aircraft carrier Niang, can you not make the navy, these African admirals, tremble? Although there is now a Liaoning Niang, the desires of Africans are endless! I want to become a European ministry!
"But how do we turn this martial spirit now... Don't bring it back? ”
A big guy was very calm when he arrived, there was a wild one, yes, but how to get it back? How do we get him to join us? And what is the aircraft carrier of his prototype? Will he join? These are all problems, as soon as I heard that the navy non-Ti who was staging a full martial arts here, they stopped one after another, and they could fight every day, but there was only one chance to lure and abduct this wild aircraft carrier mother, so it was better to lure and abduct back and fight every day!
South China Sea.
"I'm so hungry, I'm dying of hunger."
Lying on the surface of the water, he grabbed his stomach with one hand, and found that he was starting to get more and more hungry, and now he was almost starving to death, but he was forgotten by himself on an experimental-class submarine of the Republic.
"Hu Kexue, this is what you call martial spirit?"
"Yes, if the data is really correct, this is indeed a naval aircraft carrier-level martial spirit, but none of the neighboring countries near our country have intelligence to say that they are researching or building aircraft carriers?"
On the top of the submarine command tower, four wild martial spirits imitating the appearance of squatting in the grass during the Turkish and communist periods are meat detectives, that is, meat detective pig's feet.
"It's unbelievable that such a creature can exist in the world."
"yes."
"Wait! Listen carefully! She seems to be saying something!! ”
“?!”
"Okay~hungry~Ah, I'm about to starve to death~"
She ·······
"Hungry?!"
"It's actually Chinese?! Wait a minute! That's it! ”
"What worked?"
"Let's go back!"
A group of people entered through the entrance and exit of the submarine again.
"Xiaohu, the ········ outside
"It's a martial spirit! It's been carefully observed! Captain, section chief, I know why she left us alone after attacking the submarine oil depot. ”
"Why?!"
"He's hungry."
“················ That would work. ”
"So what's next?"
"Report! A secret order is issued at the highest point in the Middle North Sea! ”
"Show it to me."
While a few people were still discussing, a herald came to them and handed over the top-secret order sent during the communication just now, and the captain untied the seal with the secret letter, and took out the order inside, and his face was so wonderful and wonderful. And everyone on the side was also curious about what the order was, and it didn't take long for the captain to hand over the documents one by one, and everyone looked the same after reading it.
"Higher-ups, you want us to ·······
"Bring back that martial spirit outside?!"
"Nima! So why are you here for us? It's not good to just fill up the Weishan Lake supply ship with fuel and lure him back! ”
"That's right! How I didn't think of it! ”
"Yes, he attacked us because he was hungry, quick! Xiao Luo! It was sent to Zhongbeihai saying that if you want to bring Wu Ling back, it is recommended to use the Weishanhu supply ship to fill up the fuel and lure it back! ”
"Great idea! And remember to say that this martial spirit is very hungry now, so it is recommended to supply some fuel first and then slowly lure it back! ”
"That's right! And it's better to lure him away and then call a tugboat or destroyer to bring us back. ”
"That's right····· Hahaha. ”
After figuring out the situation, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and originally thought it was a secret weapon designed by a certain country, but what they didn't encounter first was actually a legendary martial spirit, and it was a hungry martial spirit, and the reason for the attack was because the smell of fuel on his conventionally powered submarine was smelled by him, so there was a previous scene, and it didn't take long for the Central Beihai to order the republic's South China Sea Fleet to immediately turn this martial spirit... Don't bring it back!
"Okay... and there is something to eat!!! ”
The small nose of the armor blade, which was still lying on the corpse, sucked in like an animal, and immediately stood up and looked in one direction.
"Bait, bait, the fish has been baited, the fish has been baited, now immediately slow down and turn the bow of the boat."
"The bait is received, ready to be tossed."
The supply ship sent not far away was really the No. 887 Weishan Lake supply ship, I saw that the speed of the ship slowly stopped, and then turned the bow, and threw a large string of large oil drums connected with iron wires from the ship, several of which were also opened, and a strong smell of fuel came out, and a group of people lying outside the submarine saw the armor blade slowly walking in the direction of the supply ship.
"Bait, the fish has bitten the hook and can slowly speed up."
"Bait received."
The supply ship slowly extended the string of oil barrels, slowly increasing the speed of the ship, not only that, but also opened its own supply fuel tank, one of the soldiers also threw the supply fuel gun into the sea, and put some fuel at a slight distance, and then the armor blade came to the place of the oil barrel, and saw a large string of half-full oil barrels (full and sinking!). )。
"Food! Yes! Food don't run! ”
Seeing that the oil barrels began to slowly move away from him, Armor Blade immediately began to trot over, and sure enough, it was a foodie with a negative IQ, which was really true, it was clearly a trap but still jumped down, and the person in the submarine held a telescope and was relieved to see Armor Blade slowly following behind those oil barrels.
"The bait is OK, just cut off the distance to supply the point of fuel, and then the lifeguards can take us away."
Not far away, a destroyer immediately sped up to pick up all the people on the submarine from the submarine, and the submarine would be brought back by a tugboat behind, but the seduction began to have a hard time.
"Hell! That's too fast?! ”
"Oh no, the speed of the one behind has been added again!"
"Damn! Command full speed ahead now!! ”
"Captain! Then the oil barrel can't stand it! ”
"Then cut it! , anyway, there aren't many oil drums left with oil anymore, cut the cable immediately! ”
It's too whimsical for a supply ship to want to abduct an aircraft carrier, how can the speed of the supply ship keep up with the aircraft carrier? Now it's hard to be pushed forward at full speed, but the distance is still slowly getting closer.
The Su-27 incident may be the originator of the current weapon anthropomorphism, and friends who have time can check it out