Chapter 203: Fortune Teller Immortal
Wu Laosan pouted his buttocks, his head was against the wall, there was a small hole in the wall, and the two of them were holding their hands on the side, peeping inside.
Bending over, not up or down, Wu Laosan's knife was thrown aside, and the ticking sound just now was made by saliva dripping on the knife.
What is this peeking at?
Bai Changsheng was not interested, and reprimanded in a low voice, Wu Laosan was taken aback, and quickly turned around, and was relieved to see that it was Bai Changsheng:
"I'm scared to death."
relieved, and said, "Come on, little daughter-in-law take a bath!" This is pretty, that big white leg, ouch!! ”
Wu Laosan's eyes had a fight with the weasel, and it began to shine in broad daylight.
Bai Changsheng raised his forehead and sighed, if this Wu Laosan became a world-famous master, it would really be a scourge for the ages.
"Don't talk about that useless, what's the matter, did the fortune teller come?"
Bai Changsheng pulled Wu Laosan over and asked in a low voice, Wu Laosan reluctantly turned around, and looked at it a few more times before giving up:
"No, nothing, the little daughter-in-law ate a mouthful of food all day, cried seven or eight times, went to the toilet twice, took a bath, that big white fart..."
Wu Laosan was still chattering, Bai Changsheng hurriedly interrupted him, and said in his heart that Wu Laosan was a little daughter-in-law who had been peeking at for a day, and he hadn't done anything serious!
Looking at those eyes, they are almost long needle eyes, it is really shameless, Bai Changsheng shook his head and sighed:
"Forget it, it's useless for you to stare here, let's find a place to eat, and by the way, explore the surroundings, I guess the fortune teller will come at night."
After speaking, Wu Laosan, who was reluctant, left Zhao Yun's house, and the two of them found a restaurant casually and ate a few bites of food.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, Wu Laosan is still thinking about the figure of his little daughter-in-law, and he is extremely obscene.
"Hey, by the way, what about the great monk?"
Wu Laosan picked his teeth and asked, Bai Changsheng shook his head and said it was not clear:
"I don't know, but I remembered what scene he encountered in the Sansheng Spring, and I haven't had time to ask him yet."
"We'll talk about it when we get back."
The two chatted for a while, and when they came out of the restaurant, they were dressed up all the way, and they didn't let people recognize them, which also saved a lot of trouble.
After wandering outside all day, I always saw a lot of people walking in a hurry in the direction of the inn, and both of them were a little cold.
It's either a dinner party, or it's a flattery, and it's okay not to see it.
"I don't know what happened to Ji Li."
Bai Changsheng said abruptly, when it came to this, Wu Laosan was also silent, after all, it was the life of his friend, this is no joke.
The feeling of dying, both of them have experienced it, it is really painful, and Ji Li, this kid, may have been angry a long time ago.
If it weren't for the fact that there were still incidents in Shanxi right now, the two of them would also plan to go back to see each other for the last time.
The kung fu of talking has already reached night, and the night is getting thicker, making the moon hide the clouds.
"Let's go to my little daughter-in-law's place, there seems to be a story tonight."
Bai Changsheng folded his fingers and calculated, and now, he is also paying more and more attention to deduction, just now, he found that there is blood in the hexagram tonight.
It seems that the fortune teller is likely to return to Xinzhou tonight.
The two of them returned to the little daughter-in-law's house, came to the backyard, and hid behind the haystack.
According to Zhao Yun, he will not come back for the next few days, to create an opportunity for his little daughter-in-law.
This is really a good husband of the Manchu Dynasty.
The two of them whispered behind the haystack, and as they chatted, they saw a figure in the distance, wearing a brown robe, coming out of an alley cat's waist.
Be cautious, when this man came out, he looked left and right, for fear of being discovered, and the cat walked with his waist bent, as if he was a thief.
The thief is cowardly, isn't he talking about it?
Naturally, it was a fortune teller, Bai Changsheng nodded, and motioned to Wu Laosan not to act rashly.
I only saw the fortune teller looking around for a while, and then came out of the alley in a hurry, and went straight to the little daughter-in-law's house in three or two steps.
When I came to the door, I knocked on the door, and hesitated when I opened the door, and the little daughter-in-law naturally knew who it was.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
The door opened, and the fortune teller rushed in without seeing it clearly, hugged the little daughter-in-law in front of the door, and began to kiss up and down:
"Oops, let go, let go! Close the door and don't let anyone see it! ”
The little daughter-in-law cried out in alarm, hurriedly closed the door, and collapsed on the bed with the impatient fortune teller.
"I miss me!"
The fortune teller's eyes are red, holding the little daughter-in-law and not letting go, the little daughter-in-law is not in the mood now, the husband already knows about this.
"I... I..."
I can't say anything, she knows what kind of temper Zhao Yun has, and the fortune teller is good, but if he is released, he will definitely suffer.
Left and right, the little daughter-in-law was worried and sorrowful, intertwined, and actually cried.
"What's the matter, oh yes, don't cry, don't cry, come, I'll pick you a walnut to eat!"
"Eat what you eat, the bad is bad on this!"
When the little daughter-in-law saw that the fortune teller was still holding walnuts in her hand, she was angry and hateful, pushed him away, and cried bitterly.
"What's the matter, could it be that Zhao Yun found out?"
The fortune teller was a little surprised, seeing that the little daughter-in-law hadn't seen her for so long, and she was so abnormal.
The little daughter-in-law was entangled for a while, pinching the bones of the corners of her skirt and trembling for a while, sighing, but still didn't dare to say it.
"No, he didn't find out, but I was scared."
"That's it, what are you afraid of, come on, let's continue to be happy, I haven't seen you for many days, don't delay."
The fortune teller was impatient and pounced.
Wu Laosan was impatient and pounced.
One pounces, the other picks up the wall.
Wu Lao Sanxin said that if this kind of living spring palace was missed, it would really be intolerable.
Bai Changsheng was so good that he made a little room for him, and the two of them just looked obscenely from outside the wall.
The little daughter-in-law's heart is struggling at the moment, she wants to say but she doesn't dare, she doesn't dare and can't disobey, how can she be panicked in her heart.
Husband Zhao Yun's temperament, as a daughter-in-law, naturally understands, if she doesn't obey, she will inevitably divide her five horses.
Don't look at the usual days, when you really encounter any critical moments, Zhao Yun is a ruthless master.
Before she got married, she had heard that Zhao Yun seemed to be involved in a family tragedy, which made her panic even more important at the moment.
The little daughter-in-law gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and said in her heart that it would bite it down, let him get angry, and it would be better than two lives.
She thought so, but the fortune teller didn't know, at this time, her face was leaning over, and she hugged her little daughter-in-law and kissed her up and down.
The tongue naturally stuck in, the little daughter-in-law's eyes were closed, she thought about it, her fists clenched, and she hugged the shoulder of the fortune teller.
"Whoa!"
After one bite, the little daughter-in-law didn't have a priority, and she used all her strength to bite off the fortune teller's tongue.
"Ah!!h
The fortune teller shouted half a sentence, the pain went to the bone marrow, and the whole person was thrown out, and he covered his mouth as soon as he shouted half a voice.
The blood was dripping, the whole tongue was bitten off, and the gurgling blood slipped down the fingers and from the side of the mouth.
Dripping on the ground, Bai Changsheng looked at it in pain.
This little daughter-in-law is too ruthless.
The fortune teller panicked, and just wanted to shout in pain, seeing that the little daughter-in-law was at a loss, with half a tongue hanging from her mouth, and her face was expressionless.
She was also stupefied.
The fortune teller didn't dare to shout anymore, the pain was so painful that the cold sweat all over his body came down, first the pain and then the anger, this is his tongue!
Just point to this to eat! Now that he has been bitten down, he is really taught that life is better than death.
Gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, the tears of fortune-telling flowed, and he bent over and hated madness.
I wanted to kill the little daughter-in-law directly, but I didn't dare, after all, it was a human family, and I appeared here for no reason, and the little daughter-in-law was still disheveled.
Whoever comes can see that they are ignoring it, being discovered, and they must not be beaten to death by a stick?
The fortune teller was bleeding and tearful, turned around and rushed out without hesitation, pushing open the door.
He actually has a bit of kung fu, after all, he is half of the world, but at this juncture, if he really wants his little daughter-in-law to shout out, he can't beat so many neighbors nearby.
Coupled with the discouragement, how dare the fortune teller stay, throw off his steps, stumble step by step, and run into the distance.
"Hey, really, I'm going to run away, so I'll do it later."
Wu Laosan was also shocked, he couldn't imagine that his little daughter-in-law was so ruthless, and he sighed that he hadn't seen anything.
As soon as he turned around, Bai Changsheng beside him was thoughtful, staring at the direction where the fortune teller ran away, and muttered to himself:
"I know him..."