Chapter 454: Not That Stupid

Sasa Goto Lan said: "Since Wildflower-kun and we have officially reached an agreement, then tonight, the Sakura Society will prepare a little wine and invite Wildflower-kun to come, hoping not to refuse." ”

Damn, this old lady is actually inviting you to dinner. Lao Tzu was secretly startled.

I was already very tired and sleepy, so I smiled and refused on the spot: "President Sasa, you don't have to be so polite. When the big thing is accomplished, this gentleman should drink and talk with everyone. Now that everything is done, I am also relieved, there are still urgent matters in Huaxia, and I have to leave immediately. Good bye! ”

After saying that, I immediately fled to the gate of the council hall. Wang Liang naturally followed closely behind me.

At the door, one of the three dog brothers broke a left arm, but the repair was completed. However, their level is poor, and they can't regenerate their new arms, and they have to rely on their Lao Tzu dogs to raise Hengshan.

The three brothers looked at us and were angry. But he didn't dare to speak, so he had to open the door for us. Wang Liangkong and I fled and quickly moved to the territory of China.

After escaping 300 kilometers, I was really sleepy, so I asked Wang Liang to drag me back as fast as I could.

At this time, Wang Liang knew that I was tired and sleepy, thinking about what happened just now, I was sweating. I'm not much better than him. Sweat all over your body! Fortunately, there was no danger, and my ruthlessness shocked the audience.

But this guy also praised me in a crazy retreat: "Lord, it's you who pretends to be a first-class professional!" Pretending to be forced for thirteen years, never missed! ”

After I listened to it. Smile lightly and fall asleep.

Nothing to say all the way. It can be regarded as a safe return to the territory of China. I woke up from my sleep and looked outside, hehe, a round of sunrise rose in the eastern sky, and it was shining. I didn't even eat dinner, so I slept all night.

It feels good, the recovery is very good, the dragon qin is out, and it can still destroy the ancestors.

Look at this room, it's quite luxurious, I've never been here. Come to think of it, this is the accommodation that Wang Liang arranged for me.

The spiritual wave emanated. It is a villa in the deep mountains, and the surrounding mountains and rivers are also beautiful, and the scenery is quite beautiful.

Just two kilometers away from the villa, a small river flows through a deep pool in the mountains, and Wang Liang is actually holding a fishing rod alone and is fishing by the pool.

Hehe, at his level of strength, if he wants to eat fish, it's an easy thing. But fishing is another kind of fun, and it's more fun than using it to hunt fish.

I got up and washed up, and when I went out, I was greeted by two beautiful maids waiting in the living room. When I looked at them, they were actually at the top level, and they were Jiuhua Dao Method. It seems that she is a disciple of Jiuhua.

They were very welcoming, called me "sir" and invited me to breakfast. I didn't say much, I ate breakfast first, and I was really hungry.

After breakfast, I didn't have time to escape, but walked to Wang Liang's fishing place. When Fa Neng reached this realm, he had less time to walk, and the feeling of walking in a down-to-earth manner was a little strange.

Along the way, listening to the birds, smelling the flowers, and feeling the different winter in the mountains, it feels really good.

After walking for about ten minutes, I arrived at the waterhole. Wang Liang couldn't stop concentrating, and he didn't even know that there were people around him.

I coughed lightly, and this guy reacted, got up, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "Lord, I'm really sorry, I'm ......"

I raised my hand, stopped Wang Liang's words, and said, "Let's fish, it's good to be an ordinary person." ”

After speaking, I picked up a sea rod next to me and pulled it hard, hehe, it was quite heavy, and there was a lot of movement below. It's a nice feeling to have fish pulling at the string and struggling to swim.

As a result, I didn't activate any magic energy, but just walked the fish for nearly half an hour, and Wang Liang copied the fish for a while. We were very happy to pull up a big wild carp weighing seven or eight pounds, and we felt very happy.

This morning, we spent the pond by the pool, catching sixty wild fish like ordinary anglers, and the harvest was very rich. It's just that I normalized the level of fishing a little stinky, except for the first big carp, I only caught eight other ones, and the rest were done by Wang Liang. Ironic blood.

This guy whispered to me that he was the only place where he beat me, and I laughed.

I also whispered: No, no, you still have a place to surpass me.

Wang Liang was puzzled and said: How is it possible?

I smiled faintly and replied, "You are far better than me in heavy mouths", and said on the spot that this guy's face turned red, and he smiled, and continued to fish well.

In this way, while fishing, we talk in a secret voice so that it does not affect the fish on the hook. When we talk about cultivation and the general trend of yin and yang, we also find that Wang Liang has indeed purified a lot, not to mention loyalty, his vision is also far-sighted, and his mind is broader.

How to say it, although I only used Wang Liang as a dog, but it was indeed entrusted to him, he gave full play to his ability and won the change in my impression. The change in him is something I would love to see.

It was a very pleasant and fulfilling morning. This kind of peaceful rural life is indeed a precious life! Because the days that come are full of unpredictability.

Take the fish back to the villa and let the two servants cook the fish. And this villa is a private villa in the south of Wang Liang, the location is good, he said he likes to spend the winter here. Of course, he began to struggle when he entered Jiuhua Road, and only later did he buy this villa, and he was still a little busy, and he didn't have much time to spend the winter here.

The servant's craftsmanship was good, and the fish was cooked very fragrantly, and we used it as the main dish at noon.

In the next few days, I still fished and climbed the mountain every day, which felt very good.

On the evening of the third day, when I was having dinner, I received a call from Shunji. On the phone, he looked very depressed, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he sighed, and my heart jumped, and he hurriedly said: "See empty, what's wrong?" ”

"Alas, Lord, the Eastern and Western Buddhism has been unified, and the new Buddha Lord has been officially born."

I was secretly shocked when I heard it, because Shunzhi's tone was very bad, so I said, "Have you failed?" ”

"Alas, there is no way. Yanggya Sangcuo died, and the Lord of the West Buddha was not in the Western Buddha Temple, Alan Sansha Monastery, but in the Nadharan Temple, he used the pubic bone relics of the Buddha Nyorai. It is in Nadharan Temple that the relics have been treasured, and they are too powerful. ”

My heart sank when I heard it, and I didn't say anything else.

Shunzhi said: "Now, two relics are ...... Alas, what a depressing. ”

I was angry, secretly thought of something, and smiled: "See the sky, don't pretend to be forced." When you become a Buddha, you will be the Buddha, what are you trying to scare me for? ”

"Uh......" Shunzhi was stunned before he said, "Lord, how do you know that I am pretending to be forced?" ”

I said: "Wang Liang has said that I am the first-class pretend." In this way, congratulations on seeing the emptiness, two relics in the body! ”

"How happy is it? The lower half of his body was blown up by Yanggya Sangso on the side of Xifo. Now, the lower body is reshaped, but ...... Damn, I can't afford it...... Can't afford it...... It's hard to get it! Am I destined to use my tongue in the future? Oh my God, I can't stand it! ”

At the end of the words, Shunji roared in frenzy and despair, almost crying.

You can't imagine that a new generation of Buddha masters actually cried because of that J8 thing, but that's the truth.

Still, I said, "It's impossible, right?" If the pubic relics are all in you, should I say that you are stronger in that aspect? ”

Shunzhi said depressedly: "Lord, the deity is a daughter!" also blamed the old monk for being greedy, so he accepted this relic. But who the knows, this thing makes Lao Tzu uneasy, as if he still needs a man. ”

"Rely on ......" I was a little speechless, my forehead was about to sweat, and I hurriedly comforted: "Then you hurry up and give up the relic, you can't ask for it." It's easy to break the blood contract, right? ”

"My lord sees it clearly! It's really easy, now that I gave the relics to Chen Yuanyuan, she has soared to the half-ancestor all of a sudden, and she is even more profligate. ”

I was depressed for a moment, but I could only accept this fact: Chen Yuanyuan, a woman who couldn't even rush up to the first saint, was really lucky.

But that's right, who told Shunzhi to love her so much?

I said, "What about you?" ”

"After being baptized by the mana of the pubic bone, the poor monk is just a little Buddha." Shunzhi spoke lightly, and was immediately filled with a strong taste of pretending.

"Lean ......" I was stunned, but also happy. Damn, Lao Tzu finally has a supreme-level thug under him.

However, I smiled lightly and said, "I didn't ask this, I mean how is your root?" ”

"That's ...... That ...... There is no bird use for that one anymore, it is still soft. Shunzhi immediately got up helplessly, and said it so sadly.

All I can say is: "See the sky, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry......"

Before I finished speaking, Shunzhi roared again: "How can you not be in a hurry, my lord?" In the face of Chen Yuanyuan's stunning appearance, the poor monk actually ...... Actually...... It's still the same tongue as me, can you not be in a hurry? I'm so anxious that I'm going crazy, I took 10 viagra pills at a time, and it's fucking useless! ”

I sweated and said, "Okay, you dare to take so much viagra at one time, and sure enough, the Buddha has a big heart to stand it!" You really don't have to worry, I'll help you figure it out. ”

"What's the solution? My lord, is there really a way? Shunzhi was pleasantly surprised and hurriedly asked.

I gritted my teeth and nodded, "There really is a way." Tomorrow night, Chen Yuanyuan should go to Longmen, let's meet there! Let's talk about it when we meet! Here's the situation......"

As I spoke, I had already rushed past in a secret voice.

It didn't take long for Shunzhi to laugh wildly, and then expressed his loyalty, which was even louder than Wang Liang's sycophancy, and finally hung up the phone happily. Depending on the situation, he happily helped Chen Yuanyuan with his steel and soft tongue.

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The next day, the day of the attack agreed with the Sakura Society, I officially issued a notice and prepared to go to the Dragon Gate Headquarters. Of course, I didn't receive the third grandfather's chicken feather letter, so I wasn't so stupid......