Chapter 21: Tiger Spirit
This tiger demon seems to be powerful, but it has only been a demon for decades, and it has only just turned into a human form, hiding in the zoo on weekdays, eating and drinking without worry, and was suddenly hit by a pie falling from the sky while sleeping and playing, and was scorched by the thunder and lightning that suddenly appeared in the sky but did not die.
Because there are more human beings in the zoo, many good and bad things of human beings have been learned, and because they only live in one city, they have never seen a few monsters, and they think that Lao Tzu is invincible in the world. But when it saw the battle between the Huaxia Alliance and the Jade Butterfly Fairy that day, it realized that the world was so big, and powerful people abounded, but these big people were busy doing big things, and no one noticed that it was a shivering monster hidden in the zoo.
Later, when it accidentally saw the battle in the alley next door to the zoo, and saw the golden crow following Lu Xiaonan, its mind suddenly became active, the golden crow, that is a legendary sacred bird. Although the cultivation of this tiger spirit is only based on the fragments of that page, it also knows that there is a shortcut to the cultivation of monsters, if it can devour higher-level goblins, it will be twice the result with half the effort for cultivation, and it will be of great help, and it can even run several steps in a row, and suddenly reach the top of the monster.
So, it finally couldn't resist the temptation, and after seeing the woman in white leave, he turned into a man in a suit and tried to trick Jin Wu through Lu Xiaonan, but it didn't fully know how to deceive people invisibly, not only Lu Xiaonan could see that something was wrong with this guy, and the smell of fishy smell on his body, Tu Feng could see the sky-high demonic spirit at a glance.
Tu Feng, a seemingly inconspicuous little fat man, is an authentic Taoist disciple, and he can't deal with a master like Xunfeng, but it is more than enough to deal with such a little monster who has only been a demon for decades.
As a result, Tufeng's fists and fists stabbed the sore spots of the tiger demon, and his feet and feet were kicked to important parts such as the tiger demon's joints, and even Lu Xiaonan felt pain for the tiger demon. Lu Xiaonan never felt how powerful this fat man was since he knew Tu Feng, especially when he was abused by Xun Storm during the day, he was simply vulnerable, so he always felt that this guy was a second ancestor who ate and drank, but he didn't expect to fight monsters so powerfully, he was even more Sun Wukong than Sun Wukong.
In the end, this tiger demon lay on the ground with his claws holding his huge head, howling miserably and letting Tu Feng punch and kick, although this guy is big, he doesn't know a little witchcraft, otherwise he wouldn't fight Tu Feng with just brute force, but its brute force is too much worse than the inhuman torture of Zixiao Guan, and it can only be beaten.
I don't know how long after beating the tiger spirit violently, Tu Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead and shouted, "Cool, the anger that Ben Shaoxian has suffered in the past few days has finally come out." ”
Lu Xiaonan scoffed, but still mourned for a minute for the tiger spirit who hit the muzzle of the gun.
Tu Feng coquettishly turned to Lu Xiaonan, "What should we do with this tiger demon?" Do you want to bake it and eat it? ”
Lu Xiaonan tilted his head and looked at the tiger seriously, "This can be considered, but we can't finish one meal, and we have to buy a refrigerator, do you still have money?" ”
"What kind of refrigerator to buy, just find a few more people to eat, and the cold meat will be tasteless if you eat it again." This guy's eyes lit up, it seemed that he had done such a thing before, otherwise he wouldn't have provoked Jin Wu, who was still injured, to burn down the student apartment in anger.
"Hey, don't run!" In the blink of an eye, Tu Feng saw that the tiger spirit took advantage of their discussion and quietly slipped out.
"It's strange if you don't run!" The tiger spirit ran away, and for a while he couldn't even tell that he was beaten half to death, "Otherwise, you will be eaten, and if you don't run, you will be a fool." ”
However, the tiger spirit has fallen into the hands of Tufeng, where is there any possibility of escaping, Tufeng chased after him in two steps, grabbed it and dragged it back, "I still want to run, Ben Shaoxian's braised tiger meat, tiger whip wine, tiger bone soup, do you think you can run away?" ”
"Uncle, spare my life, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two-year-old son, but they all depend on me to feed, if the uncle eats me, but a corpse has several lives, God has the virtue of a good life, uncle, you can't do this......"
Although the tiger spirit has a handful of snot and tears, but Tufeng has no mercy, he is a foodie, and the birds, beasts and spirits who were plagued by the disaster in Qianyun Mountain have migrated several times, until three years ago when they went down the mountain to experience and entered a middle school, these monsters were relieved and sang a ninety-nine eighty-one day drama to celebrate, which can be seen.
And at this time, I haven't met a monster for three years, and I finally met a monster that can be eaten, how can I let it go? Of course, the woman in white I saw earlier was also a monster, but the fat man chose to ignore it.
The tiger spirit saw Tu Feng's terrifying gaze sweeping over him, as if he was thinking about which piece to cut and eat first, how could he not be afraid? The fat man's fat body is clearly eaten by meat, but it can't beat it, and it can't escape, as the saying goes, the sheep enters the tiger's mouth, but he is clearly a tiger, how does he feel so much like a sheep.
To say that this tiger spirit has a good look, seeing that Tufeng did not have the slightest possibility of letting go of himself, he turned to Lu Xiaonan, who was smiling, and hugged his legs, "Uncle, spare my life, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two-year-old son, but they all depend on me to feed, if the uncle eats me, but a corpse has several lives, God has the virtue of a good life, uncle, you must not eat me, I must be a cow and a horse to repay you......"
Lu Xiaonan was stunned, laughed even harder, and said to Tu Feng, "Why is it this routine when begging for mercy in this world, all of them talk about the old mother and the child?" ”
Tu Feng immediately became vigilant, "Xiao Nan, you can't be soft-hearted, this is our food, aren't you also preparing to practice with your master, I guarantee that after you eat it, you will be able to step into the threshold of cultivation, which will be very beneficial to your future cultivation......"
"Don't-" The tiger spirit was almost desperate, begging desperately, snot and tears wiped onto Lu Xiaonan's pants.
"Alright, alright, stop crying." Lu Xiaonan finally relented, looking at such a tiger crying, he also felt that it was not a problem, so he said to Tufeng, "Or, let's not eat it?" ”
"Nope." Tu Feng refused, "I haven't eaten monster meat for more than three years, it's so easy to catch such a head, how can I not eat it?" Do the people take food as the sky, you can't be so cruel, just let Ben Shaoxian not eat meat in one sentence. ”
"You saw it too, and it's useless to beg me." Lu Xiaonan spread his hands, pulled out his hugged legs and apologized to the tiger spirit, "You better accept your fate." ”
"You humans are cruel." The tiger spirit rolled its eyes and fainted.
"Okay, ready to slaughter." Tu Feng removed the enchantment, dragged the fainted tiger to the house, suddenly looked up, but found that there was suddenly another person in front of him, and couldn't help but be startled, and shouted, "Ghost! ”
"What the hell are you big-headed ghosts." The man flicked on Tufeng's skull, "Just separated for a while, and then we didn't know each other?" ”
"Senior, is that you?" Lu Xiaonan looked at the woman in white in front of him a little cramped.
"You call me Senpai?" Ruoxi had a faint sadness on her face, "In the future, you will still call me sister in the future, or sister can also be, my name is Ruoxi." ”
"Well, isn't that right?" Lu Xiaonan was slightly embarrassed.
"Great, Xiao Nan, call my sister, in the future, there will be such a big name as Sister Ruoxi, let's do whatever we want, don't you go sideways?" Tu Feng smiled cheaply.
"Yes, call my sister quickly." Pang Xinying showed her face from the side and pushed Lu Xiaonan, "What are you doing in a daze?" Called. ”
"Ah, you're here too?" As soon as Tu Feng saw Pang Xinying, he immediately didn't know who he was, and even threw the matter of eating tigers out of the clouds.
Pang Xinying snorted, ignoring Tu Feng, just urging Lu Xiaonan, "Your name is Sister Ruoxi, and you will also call me Sister in the future, we are a family." ”
"I'll call you sister too." Tu Feng immediately leaned over, "Sister......
"Go away." Pang Xinying slapped Tufeng away, "It's none of your business, don't mix things up." ”
Ruoxi stared at Lu Xiaonan, her face was full of anticipation, and after a while, she was a little gloomy, "If you don't want to scream, forget it, I'm here to solve this tiger this time." ”
Ruoxi kicked the tiger spirit under his feet, "Don't play dead, get up." ”
"Grandma spares her life, the little one doesn't dare anymore, spare your life......"
"Spare you? You give me a reason first. Ruoxi's face was like frost, and he glanced at Lu Xiaonan, "I said that whoever dares to fight his idea will have to pay the price!" Suffer death! Ruoxi slapped the tiger spirit's head with a palm......