Chapter 111: Solomon's Joke
"Knock ......"
Solomon drank the bottle of milk in one gulp, and when he had finished drinking it, he put the bottle upside down to his lips and kept tapping the walls of the bottle with his hand bones so that the milk that was attached to the walls of the bottle could flow down smoothly.
Solomon stood there and waited for a full three minutes, until the last drop of milk in the bottle dripped to his teeth, and then he threw the empty milk bottle on the ground, and slammed his upper and lower jaws open, saying, "It's so delicious, the milk I just drank is the most delicious food in the world, there is no one." ”
"Solomon, I remember you took a bunch of books out of the underworld that day, where are those books now?" Yemumu looked at Solomon who raised his head slightly to the sky, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, as if he had found the road to hope.
"The books? Which books? Are you talking about those books? No, no, you're talking about those books, yes, those books. Actually, I don't know if those books are the ones you want, they may or may not be those books, but are they the books or not? This is a problem. Solomon muttered to himself like a tongue twister, his bones sometimes on his cheeks, as deep as a wise man; Sometimes crossed over his chest, as calm as a general; Sometimes he is behind him, like a strategist.
"It's the book you put in that basket, have you forgotten? Think about it again. Yemumu reminded.
"What do you think? He has no brains, so why should you embarrass him? Qiang Buqiang's tone was sarcastic.
"I remember."
Solomon suddenly cried out, and Jemum hurried up to him, staring expectantly into his empty eyes.
"Where are those books?"
Solomon's jaws opened and closed several times, but it was as if something was blocking his throat, and he just couldn't make a sound.
"Those books are there, right here in ...... It's in that basket. ”
“……”
When Yemumu heard this, the anger in his heart was almost not suppressed.
"Those books are in my space ring, why are you asking this?" Xin Qiqi took out the yellowed books from his spatial ring, although the books looked very old, but the handwriting inside was still clear, but the words on them were all netherworld more than 10 billion years ago, and now it is estimated that no one in this world can understand them.
Except for one person.
No, except for one strange skeleton.
"Don't look at me with such judgmental eyes, okay? I've been working on translating and now my spine is a little sore, if I could have added some lube to my spine, I would have translated faster. Solomon dictated the contents of the ancient books with his mouth, and Yamum wrote them down on his computer.
"Okay, leave this simple work to me." Xin Qiqi took the initiative to walk behind Solomon's back, applied the lube he had placed on the table to Solomon's spine, and then gently pressed it with her hand.
"Oh, it's comfortable, yes, that's it, it's so comfortable......"
Solomon's whole body was as refreshing as a pedicure, and he let out a series of enviable moans.
"If you're comfortable, don't give me a quick job." Xin Qiqi forcibly turned Solomon's head in front of her and said, but before she could use force, Solomon's neck was broken, and his skull fell off his neck in an instant.
“……”
Everyone's hearts chuckled, they had never seen such a fragile neck.
"Oh, I can't move between my legs, beautiful Miss Xinqiqi, can you help me apply some lube there, so that I can work with passion......"
Solomon bent down to pick up the head from the ground and put it back on his neck, as if he had twisted his thighs, he couldn't stand up straight.
"Okay, I'll give you a massage there, stand still."
Xin Qiqi gritted her teeth and spat out these deeply murderous words, then walked behind Solo and kicked him between his legs.
"Oh, oh, my balls have been kicked to pieces, and now I'm going to break off, it's terrible, I'm not alive."
Solomon jumped up and down in pain, and suddenly he froze in place as if he had been immobilized, and only his white upper and lower jaws slowly opened and closed: "I suddenly thought of something even more terrifying, I don't seem to have any balls, woo woo woo woo ......"
"Hahaha, it's so funny, Solomon, this cold joke you told is already at the level of 1/10,000 of me, it's really laughing at me." Xin Qiqi couldn't help laughing when she heard this, she leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and the flowers and branches trembled, and she couldn't stop at all.
"Solomon has surpassed you in all aspects of his jokes, okay?" Yemumu squinted at Xin Qiqi and said.
"Hey, what a painful realization!" Qiang Qiang's round ass sat down on the table and sighed.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's get these books translated quickly." Yemumu said.
Two hours later.
"The titles of the book have been translated, these are the essence of hundreds of millions of years of scientific research in the underworld, let me see what are the useful things." Yemumu created a table in the computer, and then sorted out the names of those books one by one and filled them in the form.
"I'm going to be tired, Miss Xinqiqi, can you give me a bottle of milk?" Solomon collapsed to the ground and said weakly.
"Tired and want to drink milk? There are no doors, who made you so unserious? Xinqiqi folded her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes at Solomon.
"Dimensionality Reduction Strike, Particle Railgun, Space-Time Warping Principle, Nano-Biorobots, Stem Cell Limb Repair, Neural Network Control Technology, Atomic Knife, Gravity-based Weapons, Third-Generation Dark Energy Perpetual Motion Machines, High-Speed Laser Interception Systems, Parallel Worlds, Causality Weapons...... No, no, no, isn't there a book I'm looking for? Seeing a series of titles that were too complicated to study, Yemumu looked up to the sky and sighed.
"These books are all the most advanced science and technology of that era, if it weren't for the fact that the army of the Divine Realm had already attacked the capital of the Underworld at that time, our scientists in the Underworld would soon be able to develop a world-destroying weapon called 'Undead Light', which is said to be able to completely disintegrate the spiritual power emitted from this weapon, so as to disintegrate the other party without much effort. I seem to have heard Hades say that the research of the light of the dead has reached the final moment, and it can be said that it is only one step away from success. But alas, it fell short in the end. The failed Hades ordered all research materials to be destroyed on the spot, and if we could get them now, we might be able to dominate the entire universe. ”
Solomon recalled what had happened, and the sentimental scenes were like yesterday's images, and they appeared clearly in his mind.