Chapter Forty-Eight: Ten Types of People
After Qiao'er led the way, Guan Sanniang and others entered the conference hall one after another, and everyone present by Yi Zun, who knew and didn't know, all introduced her one by one.
Suddenly, I heard Liu's big head muttering in a low voice: "Is there a mistake, I didn't say anything about inviting other people's enemies, but I even found my own rival!" ”
Through the big screen, Deng Waner couldn't hear it clearly, Deng Haoran explained on the side: "Since the beginning of China's reform and opening up in the 80s, Shuiyang Street has been the most famous place in the city for fireworks and willow lanes, and the name of that street is also taken from the meaning of water-based poplar flowers. Even the now famous queen mother, Huang Yuniang, was born in Shuiyang Street and became famous. More than 20 years ago, Huang Yuniang suddenly left Shuiyang Street to set up her own door, single-handedly founded Fengyue Palace, and fought against Shuiyang Street. Now, Huang Yuniang has built Fengyue Palace like a paradise on earth, every day is like a cloud, and the wealth is extensive, even the government and the police have to concede three points to Fengyue Palace, and the anti-pornography department is helpless, in order to complete the task, they have to take Shuiyang Street from time to time, so the situation is getting worse there, and there are only some small massage parlors, bathing centers and other small retail investors left, and the monopoly economy of Fengyue Palace is no longer the same. But the whole street is covered by this Guan Sanniang, so there is her number one on the underworld after all. Liu's head said that she was the sworn enemy of Fengyue Palace, which was appropriate, and I also wondered why Fengyue Palace invited her over, and what was even more strange was that Guan Sanniang was actually invited. ”
"It's not that enemies don't get together!" Deng Waner said, "There are even weirder ones! Why did they force us to come and watch all this, we still don't even have a brow to watch. ”
Deng Haoran frowned helplessly after hearing this.
Deng Wan'er said again: "This Guan Sanniang has such a big aura! The people behind her also looked menacing! ”
"Those three are all her henchmen, the tall one with a yellow face is called Hurricane, the short one with a black face is called Tan Kun, and the man who wears the ring on the tip of his eyebrows, called Mourning."
Yi Zun arranged Guan Sanniang's seat next to him, and after everyone sat down, he smiled and said: "It's rare that everyone is gathered here today, it's really a bright spot in Fengyue Palace." ”
Guan Sanniang and Yi Zun share a female body, the geisha has her upper body facing Yi Zun, and her lower body is in front of her. After Yi Zun's persuasion, Guan Sanniang casually sandwiched the fruit on the geisha's navel to eat, revealing a shiny umbilical ring underneath.
Guan Sanniang raised her eyebrows slightly and said, "Why is it popular to wear an umbilical ring?" ”
Yi Zun smiled: "It's indeed a bit fashionable, as far as I know, many celebrities have worn it, such as Xiao Yaxuan, Cecilia Cheung, A Duo, Wei Lan, Le Jier and others." ”
Guan Sanniang quipped: "Really? Then I'll order one another day when I have time. ”
At this time, Mr.Method said: "Although wearing an umbilical ring is fashionable, it is not exciting enough!" ”
"So in Mr. Method's opinion, what is enough to be exciting?" Guan Sanniang asked.
Mr. Method replied, "Wear a nipple ring!" ”
Yi Zun said: "I heard that the actress Maggie-Q has worn it, and Zhang Wenci from Hong Kong has also tried it on, but unfortunately within three days, because of the unbearable pain, I took it off again." ”
At this time, I only heard the demon dragon on the opposite side screaming: "If you want to talk about this kind of casual talk, why invite me here, it makes Lao Tzu's eyes unpleasant!" He stared at Yi Zun with a pair of eagle eyes, and his gaze was as sharp as his voice.
Long Xirui, who was watching from the sidelines, only felt that this person was not only dressed absurdly and uninhibited, but the thinking in his mind was even more chaotic. If he follows his logic, then he peeps through the miniature camera on Cockroach Qiang's body, isn't it uncomfortable to see his ears now?
While thinking about it, I heard Yi Zun say: "Okay! Now that everyone has arrived, I won't say much, but I invite you to come today to introduce you to a big deal. As he spoke, a mysterious smile spread across his face.
Li Dabutt took over the conversation and said, "With the strength of Fengyue Palace, the profit almost every day is astronomical, why do you need to cooperate with others if you want to make money?" ”
Guan Sanniang also said: "Not bad! Today, all of you here are businessmen, all of them have their own business, do you have to cooperate with outsiders regardless of the good business at hand! ”
One of the two people is called "other", the other is called "outsider", one is tactful, the other is direct, but both express their antipathy to cooperation.
“**-up! Such impatience, what a vain businessman! be-patient! Mr. Method said in his mixed Chinese and English language, "I don't know what big deals are in Fengyue Palace, but I might as well talk about it!" ”
I don't know if it was a slip of the tongue, or deliberately aimed at Li's big ass, he said "shut-up" as "**-up", which is equivalent to saying "shut up" as "hold the shit back", and as a result, Yi Zun, Qian Jin, Fan Luqi and other people who are proficient in English can't help but laugh.
Mr. Method picked up the remaining half of the cigar, bootiful duly handed over the cigar cutter, nudged it with two fingers, expertly cut off the stump, and quickly struck the match and lit the cigar.
The demon dragon yin and yang echoed angrily: "That's right, don't talk nonsense, what kind of business is it?" ”
Yi Zun said: "When you open the door to do business, everyone is just seeking money. In order to make money, someone can ignore fame, and someone can do whatever it takes! ”
Mr. Method spat out a smoke ring and said, "Hmm! I always believe that the best way to make money is the best way! ”
Yi Zun said solemnly: "This is a world that knows people only money, Jia Gong once divided the people in society into ten categories in his work "Waste Capital": one type of people, who are public servants, enjoy the blessings of the Qing Dynasty from above; The second type of people are 'official downfall' and speculate and have people insured; the third type of people are engaged in contracting, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling and are fully reimbursed; the fourth type of people are coming to lease and sitting at home to get profits; and the fifth type of people are big hats and eat the plaintiff and the defendant......"
Everyone listened interestingly, and they were silent unconsciously, but Fan Luqi, who had been silent before, opened his mouth and continued: "Six types of people, scalpels, with red paper bags in their waists; Seven types of people, when they are actors, they make money by twisting their butts......" Everyone else couldn't help but turn their eyes to Fan Luqi, and saw that the bootiful who was not far from him was looking at him with a smile, his voice was even more abundant, and he continued, "Eight types of people, engage in propaganda, and satisfy their hunger every once in a while; Nine types of people, for teachers, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are incomplete; Ten types of people, the master, honestly learn from Lei Feng. ”
Yi Zun applauded: "Qi Shao is really talented and high, connecting China and the West!" ”
Fan Luqi smiled humbly and said: "Although I studied in a university in the United States, speaking of "Waste Capital" can also be called a strange book in China, I have read it carefully from beginning to end. ”
At this time, Deng Haoran said to Deng Waner: "These ten types of people are really incisively summarized, who is that 'Jia Gong'?" ”
"Jia Pingwa! Brother, you don't even know this! Deng Wan'er deliberately showed a very surprised expression on his face, and said, "You think it is incisive, if you divide it according to that, the two of us should be regarded as the fifth type of people!" ”
Deng Haoran suddenly sank his face and said solemnly: "No, we should be the tenth type of people!" ”
The naughty energy on Deng Wan'er's face disappeared all at once, and at this time, someone spoke on the big screen again, only to hear Zhang Zhigong say: "This Jia Gong summed it up exquisitely, but it seems that we can't find ourselves from those ten types of people!" ”
Yi Zun said: "Not bad! Do you know what people call us? - Underworld! We are people who have been abandoned by the so-called noble and orthodox 'white' society. ”
"Because what you're doing is all illegal!" In another room, Deng Haoran shouted at the big screen.
"Brother, this sentence makes you really hit the nail on the head!" Deng Waner praised.
The demon dragon snorted and said sharply: "What underworld, white society, when did this society become black and white!" In the end, it is not always under the banner of the law to fight black and leave dirt! ”
Yi Zun nodded and said: "Looking at the richest man in the world, starting from the black man, and then the underworld bleaching abounds, just like Taiwan's black gold politics!" ”
Mr. Method continued: "In my opinion, as long as you have enough money now, you can buy a half-official job in the government. ”
Zhang Zhigong said: "Yes, we chose to go to the underworld, just to find a way to make money for ourselves, and when the financial road is stable, the prescient often like to whitewash themselves and legalize the business, in this regard, we can learn a lot from the Fengyue Palace!" ”
Yi Zun smiled and said: "Brother Gong has won the award, but thanks to you, over the years, the police have really not committed any crimes here." ”
"Even the ordinary people passing by are talking about the Fenghua Fund and the Moon Fund of Fengyue Palace, Brother Zun, don't be humble anymore!" Qian Jin said, "Hurry up and tell us the secret of Fengyue Palace's success!" ”
Yi Zun said: "The secret can't be talked about, we Fengyue Palace likes to make friends the most, local officials, big and small officials, high-level police officers, almost all of them are good friends of Fengyue Palace, of course, there is no free lunch in the world, we are well versed in the mystery of 'willingness', and we are never stingy in terms of human relations." ”
Long Xirui deeply understood the meaning of what Deng Haoran once said to her about Fengyue Palace, the result of the collusion between officials and businessmen is the effect of pulling out radishes and bringing out the mud, so Fengyue Palace can be deeply rooted in the local area and remain unmoved.
Yi Zun continued: "A gentleman has good money, and he takes it in a good way! Fengyue Palace only earns money from the rich, unlike those who collect taxes, lend and collect interest, and monopolize people's necessities, they probably earn the hard-earned money of the common people, according to Jia Gong, we don't earn the money of the tenth type of people. ”
Guan Sanniang sneered and said, "Say yourself so highly!" At the end of the day, the wool doesn't come from the sheep. ”
"Sanniang, what you said is not right!" Qian Jin argued for Yi Zun, "Even if someone pretends to be high and doesn't make that money, do you think that money will be used as the right path?" In the end, it will either be squandered, or it will be used as a new round of capital to collect wealth from the people! Besides, the exploited stupid philistines are not to be pitied, they are often confined to worldly prejudices, and they are obsessed with singing praises to the parasites that possess them, and from time to time they are loyal to the tears! ”
"It's a quibble!" Deng Haoran stared at the big screen and said angrily, "He should change his career to be a cunning lawyer!" But what he saw in a blink of an eye was Deng Wan'er's dazed look, and his heart was inexplicably empty in an instant.