"I think you're getting impatient."

Lu Shengtian was so angry when he heard Lin Luoyu's words that his cheeks bulged, and he quickly punched Lin Luoyu's nose, and the air was stabbed by his fist.

"Master, now you tilt your body 30 degrees to the right, then raise your right foot and kick the target's crotch hard, with an energy of between 1000 joules and 2000 joules."

Lin Luoyu's mind sounded a crisp and pleasant prompt sound, the speed of this prompt sound is very fast, reaching more than three times the speed of normal people's speech, but it sounds very comfortable, it is the kind of sound that can make the ears pregnant, and every word sounds very clear.

Just a minute ago, Lin Luoyu saw a question and answer system in the portable Taobao system, he clicked in and took a look, and there were immediately many cosplays of beautiful girls like Japanese comics in front of him, these beautiful girls' voices were pure and beautiful, which reminded Lin Luoyu of Hatsune Miku and her magic song of throwing onions. Although it's electronic synthetic music, he often likes to play it out and listen to it when he's tired of studying on weekdays, and to be honest, it's really quite feeling.

Lin Luoyu immediately typed the strange question "How to fight back if you are being beaten" in the search bar of the Q&A system, but to Lin Luoyu's surprise, the robot of the Q&A system quickly replied.

"Dear customer Lin Luoyu, hello, now please choose the Q&A robot, we have the most professional Q&A team here, to ensure that the answer will make you 100% satisfied, not the best, only better, the perfect answer is our eternal pursuit......"

Lin Luoyu quickly scanned the rows of Q&A robots listed on the system, and he randomly selected a 15-year-old girl named "Jingjing" with a positive rating of 100% and 36 answers.

The product "Jingjing" has been added to the cart, quantity 1.

Lin Luoyu quickly clicked the settlement button, and then he looked at the price at the bottom, and almost didn't scold his mother.

1 star coin a minute, damn it, do you want it to be so dark, why don't you rob it when you do this?

As soon as Lin Luoyu clicked cancel the order, a prompt appeared in the system: Do you really want to give up this purchase?

Lin Luoyu clicked the cancel button again, and clicked to confirm the order with a ruthless heart.

Congratulations, the Q&A bot "Jingjing" has been successfully distributed to your backpack, please pay attention to check.

Lin Luoyu quickly found the product he bought "Jingjing" in my backpack and clicked on it to use it immediately.

Are you sure you want to use the product "Jingjing"?

Lin Luoyu clicked "OK".

"Respected master Lin Luoyu, now Jingjing is for you-"

A female voice full of magic sounded slowly, but Lin Luoyu couldn't wait to interrupt her.

"Speak faster, okay? I'm being beaten right now, can you tell me what to do now? ”

"Okay, master, you just need to do what Jingjing says now."

"Can you hurry up and say, I'm going to be beaten again." As soon as Lin Luoyu saw Lu Shengtian's expression of pinching him to death like an ant, his heart was extremely flustered.

At this time, Jingjing told him what to do in three times the speed of speech.

Lin Luoyu leaned his body 30 degrees to the right according to Jingjing's words, and then raised his right foot and kicked Lu Shengtian's crotch fiercely.

In the end, Lin Luoyu not only successfully dodged Lu Shengtian's fist, but also kicked his balls, and Lu Shengtian let out a howl like killing a pig.

"It hurts, it hurts me to death, you dare to kick Lao Tzu."

Lu Shengtian knelt on the ground with his hands under him and wailed, his face was extremely ugly, and his pupils burst out with a murderous gaze.

"What are you guys looking at there? Don't let me kill him. ”

Those little thugs received Lu Shengtian's order, and quickly formed a triangular envelope and surrounded Lin Luoyu. They gently weighed the iron rod in their palms, and a grim laugh broke out from the corners of their mouths.

"Don't be afraid, master, now you pick up the half of the watermelon rind on your left."

Picking up watermelon rinds? Was this helpful? Anyway, just do it.

Lin Luoyu looked to the left, and there was indeed half a watermelon peel on the ground, which should have been left here by the melon-eating classmate just now.

Lin Luoyu leaned down and picked up the watermelon rind.

"Okay, now there is a very fat girl weighing one hundred and eighty pounds walking behind you, you must throw the watermelon rind on her head, and then point your finger at the man with the iron rod on your right hand and shout, 'Hey, why are you smashing other people's beauties with watermelon rinds and scolding other beauties for being fat pig women?' ”

Lin Luoyu turned his head to look, and really found that there was a very plump girl walking slowly behind him with her fat buttocks, and without saying a word, he threw the watermelon peel accurately on the girl's head, and then pointed at the little gangster on his right hand with a look of righteous indignation and said, "Hey, why are you smashing other beauties with watermelon rinds and scolding other beauties for being fat pig women?" ”

"Just now, you little deflated three smashed me with a watermelon rind? MLGB's little deflated three, who do you say is the fat pig woman? You TM repeat the old lady tearing your mouth. ”

The eldest sister who was thrown by Lin Luoyu with watermelon peel was like a boss full of anger at this time, beating the gangster with an iron rod to the point of holding a mouse, and there was no power to fight back, and finally the gangster was beaten to his knees and begged for mercy again and again: "Sister, this is a misunderstanding, it was that kid who threw you with watermelon skin." ”

"I still want to quibble, I'll kill you, Xiao Qisan, Xiao Qisan, let you lie, you're not a thing......"

The fat-covered girl rode on top of the thug and fanned him in the face. And every slap snapped, and the hapless little thug's tears fell out.

It's miserable! Lin Luoyu covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it again.

At this time, Lin Luoyu snickered in his heart, it turned out that this Q&A robot was so powerful, it was like a god, and it was smarter than Zhuge Liang in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is called "strategizing and winning thousands of miles away". This 1 Star Coin is really worth it.

"Master, now you take five steps to the left, there is a fire hydrant in the grass, you open the valve above the fire hydrant, and water will come out of it. All you have to do is aim the sprinkler at the target in front of you. I'm sorry, it's time to serve, and Jingjing is about to leave you. ”

There are 10 seconds left for the service to end, if you need to add time, please click the OK button below.

At this time, the countdown numbers are displayed on the system screen, and these numbers change every second, 10, 9, 8......

And Lin Luoyu clicked the "Cancel" button without hesitation.

There are not many starry sky coins, you have to save some money, maybe there will be some emergencies in the future, and there will be no fun if you don't have money. Lin Luoyu thought to herself.