Chapter 5: Sister Control's Anger
Guanjiangkou, Erlang Temple, it was late at night, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yang Chan walked in hand in hand, and saw the statue of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun shook slightly, and a god walked out of the statue, looking at the two people holding hands in disbelief: "Third sister, you ......"
Yang Chan's face turned red: "Second brother, this ...... This is Zuolang. ”
This deity is the true monarch of Guan Jiangkou Erlang Xiansheng, the great god of the heavenly realm who tied with Sun Wukong during his journey to the west, and a small king.
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at him carefully, and couldn't help but admire. I saw this person:
The appearance is handsome and dignified, and the ears are lobes, the shoulders and eyes are bright.
Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow.
Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup.
He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.
The axe split Momoyama once saved his mother and beat the double phoenix.
The eight monsters are famous, and the seven holy lines of Meishan are righteous.
The heart is high and does not recognize the heavenly family, and the sexual arrogance returns to the gods to live in the river.
Akagi Akie Heroic Spirit Saint, manifestation boundless number Erlang.
Erlang God deserves to be Erlang God. Even if he is a villain in this world of Baolian Lantern, his appearance is indeed speechless, Zuo Xiaoyou has always felt that his appearance is first-class and good since he was reborn, and he has never seen anything comparable to himself, but the Erlang God in front of him made him feel sorry for him, which shows how handsome and mighty Erlang God is.
"Little brother, left and right, meet the second brother." Seeing Erlang God's gaze coming over, Zuo Xiaoyou immediately clasped his hands into fists and saluted.
Erlang God's eyes were bright, and he stared at him viciously, but the next moment, he sighed, and found that Zuo Xiaoyou's breath was very similar to his own, and his whole body was full of immortal energy, and he looked like a true immortal. In this way, he has become a little interested in Zuo Xiaoyou. But thinking that this kid was holding hands with his third sister, he looked loving, and he couldn't stand taking care of his sister for thousands of years.
"Who is your second brother!" Erlang God opened the third heavenly eye on his forehead and shot out a divine light: "Demon, you haven't shown your original form yet!" ”
Erlang God's third eye can see through all the falsehood, he wants to see what the left and right body is? If it's a true immortal, it's fine, but if it's a goblin, then don't blame him for being polite.
"Second brother, don't!" Yang Chan also thought that Erlang God was going to clean up Zuo Xiaoyou, so she hurriedly blocked in front of Zuo Xiaoyou, and the divine light also shone on her body, naturally, Yang Chan's body is what it is now, and there is no change.
And after Yang Chan was hit by the divine light, she thought she would be injured, but she found that there was no. In this way, she knew that her second brother just wanted to see the body of Zuo Xiaoyou, and there was no malice. This made her breathe a long sigh of relief, but she was also a little angry: "Second brother, how can you treat Zuo Lang like this?" ”
"......" Erlang God almost cried: Where did this shrew come from? Is it still my gentle and kind third sister?
Zuo Xiaoyou, who thought that he would fight, quietly dispersed the condensed mana, and watched his daughter-in-law viciously reprimand his future second brother, and felt very happy, or his daughter-in-law was good to herself!
scolded Yang Jian, Yang Chan, who was half angry, turned around to look at Zuo Xiaoyou, who was silent, her face instantly turned red, and she lowered her head: "Left...... Zuo Lang, I ...... Concubinage...... Just ......"
Yang Chan almost cried: What should I do? When Zuo Lang sees me like this, Zuo Lang won't hate me, right? Whining.
"Ahem." Feeling Yang Chan's uneasiness, Zuo Xiaoyou coughed dryly, hugged her in his arms, and patted her back: "Chan'er defends her husband so much, and her husband is really moved." ”
"Huh?" Yang Chan raised her head, and her eyes opened roundly: "Left...... Don't you blame me? ”
"Why blame?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "Chan'er is like this to protect her husband, if her husband blames Chan'er, then her husband will be too bastard." ”
Seeing that Yang Chan smiled again, she said: "But the second brother is our relative after all, so don't do it in the future, so as not to hurt the harmony." ”
"Uh-huh." Yang Chan nodded again and again: "Chan'er will never scold the second brother again in the future." ”
"Good." Zuo Xiaoyou used the long-lost touching head killing on the rivers and lakes, and Yang Chan, who touched it, instantly became a cute little sheep.
"Humph!" Seeing that his third sister was so close and docile with a man, Yang Jian was about to go crazy with jealousy: Damn, where did this wild man come from? Third sister, don't be deceived by him!
Yang Jian snorted coldly, waking up Yang Chan, who was falling into sweetness, her delicate body trembled slightly, turned her head to look at Yang Jian, and saw Yang Jian gritting his teeth and glaring at Zuo Xiaoyou. Yang Chan subconsciously hugged Zuo Xiaoright, looking like an old hen protecting her cubs.
The atmosphere was so awkward.
Zuo Xiaoyou coughed dryly and said, "Chan'er, let go of your husband first." ”
Yang Chan looked at Yang Jian with some worry, then looked at him, and saw Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes that reassured her, so she let go of her hand with a soft hum.
After Zuo Xiaoyou resumed his activities, he said to Erlang Shen: "Second brother, little brother Zuo Xiaoyou, was originally a mortal, he was in distress in Huashan a few years ago, but fortunately Chan'er rescued him and saved his life. The younger brother and Chan'er also fell in love at first sight and made a private decision for life. But the younger brother knows that there is a difference between immortals and mortals, and he may not be able to accompany Chan'er often. At this time, it was Chan'er who gave her younger brother a method of cultivation, and then ate nine thousand years of peaches to achieve immortal bodies, so she mustered up the courage to come to meet the second brother with Chan'er. ”
Speaking of this, Zuo Xiaoyou looked at Erlang God with a pale face, and bowed to the end: "I hope that the second brother will be fulfilled." ”
Erlang God is really angry now, he didn't expect his sister to find a mortal, and also gave him the cultivation of immortals, and even the nine-thousand-year-old peach left back then was eaten by him. Thinking back to the time when the third sister secretly hid the nine-thousand-year-old peach in the heavenly court, he felt that something was not right, it turned out that the third sister had already begun to think of a way for the immortality of Zuo Xiaoyou at that time. And the familiar breath that I felt from Zuo Xiaoyou before, isn't that the breath of my own eight or nine Xuangong!
Thinking that the third sister actually passed on all the master's exercises at the bottom of the box to Zuo Xiaoyou, Yang Jian was angry: Third sister, what kind of ecstasy have you been poured into by this bastard, are you crazy?
"Do you want me to fulfill you and the third sister?" Yang Jian's face showed cruelty, the three-pointed two-edged knife appeared out of thin air, held it in his hand, and sneered: "As long as you can support a hundred rounds from under my three-pointed and two-edged knife, I will fulfill you." ”
"Second brother, you-" Yang Chan was furious, Yang Jian was a great god who made contributions during the Fengshen period, with high skills and boundless mana, even the fight against the Buddha Sun Wukong was only a draw with him, which can be described as the first general in the heavenly court. And what about the left and the right? A scattered immortal who has only cultivated for more than ten years and relied on the peach to achieve the immortal body...... How does this compare? Not to mention supporting a hundred rounds, I'm afraid it's difficult to do one round.
"How?" Erlang God's expression was like ice, and he said in a deep voice: "If you are a coward, how can you be worthy of my sister of Erlang God!" ”
"You...... But Zuo Lang has only been cultivating for more than ten years......"
Yang Chan was about to argue, but a big hand was pressed on her shoulder. Yang Chan turned around, and saw Zuo Xiaoyou shaking her head gently: "Chan'er, the second brother is right, a coward is not worthy of Chan'er at all." ”
"Zuo Lang, you ...... Don't be rash, second brother, he is the first general of Heavenly Court, you are not an opponent. Yang Chan was anxiously dissuaded.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Maybe I'm really not the opponent of the second brother, but if I don't have the courage to be tested by the second brother, how can I fly with Chan'er?" ”
"Zuo Lang ......"
"Trust me!" Zuo Xiao's right hand pressed on her shoulder, and the four eyes were facing each other, and those eyes revealed incomparable firmness: "I won't give Chan'er to anyone, Chan'er can only belong to me." ”
"Zuo Lang ......" Yang Chan was so moved that she was about to melt, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, nodded, turned her head to look at Yang Jian, and said, "Second brother, you want to test Zuo Lang, I don't object." But Zuo Lang does not have a weapon to take advantage of, if you want to test Zuo Lang, you need to find a weapon for Zuo Lang, otherwise Hugh will test! ”
Erlang God opened his eyes: "You want me to find him a weapon!?" ”
Zuo Xiao's right eyes lit up: Daughter-in-law, how smart!
"Ahem, Chan'er is right." Zuo Xiaoyou laughed wildly in his heart, but he looked helpless on the surface: "The younger brother's cultivation is still shallow, and he has no weapons in his hand. ”
Erlang glared at him viciously, and Yang Chan immediately blocked in front of Zuo Xiaoyou, staring at him with a faint look in his eyes.
"......" Erlang's face was purple and red, almost bleeding internally, and at the same time he felt endless sadness: Sure enough, sure enough, it was said that the female university was not left behind, and her elbow turned out, I didn't believe it before, but now I know that it is even reasonable.
Although he was angry and sad, Yang Jian still wanted to teach the left and right who snatched his third sister a hard lesson, and said coldly: "What weapon do you use well?" ”
Seeing that Yang Jian could still remain calm in this situation, Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but give him more than a dozen likes in his heart, and said, "So that the second brother knows that the younger brother is good at using spears." After a pause: "It is better to weigh 5,000 to 8,000 catties." ”
Listening to what Zuo Xiaoyou said, a trace of surprise flashed in Yang Jian's eyes, but then disappeared and said, "Wait!" ”
Erlang God disappeared into the temple, and Yang Chan was also slightly relieved, but then showed a worried look on her face: "Zuo Lang, the concubine still feels too risky, after all, the second brother is the god of war who has cultivated for thousands of years, you ......"
"But I have a reason why I have to be tested." Zuo Xiaoyou looked at her affectionately and said, "For Chan'er, even if I am allowed to die, I will not hesitate." ”
Yang Chan's heart melted instantly, and with a sigh, her delicate body was already lying in Zuo Xiaoyou's arms: "Zuo Lang, Zuo Lang...... Concubinage...... The concubine is so happy. ”
In the corner of Erlang Temple, the roaring dog who was left to monitor the two was moved by the inner cow and silently ate a mouthful of dog food......
Erlang God went for fifty days, and when Zuo Xiaoyou began to wonder if Erlang God met some enemy halfway and was killed, Erlang God finally came back.
"Boy, here you go!" A golden seven-foot dragon spear was thrown over by Erlang God.
Zuo Xiaoright raised his hand to hold the body of the gun, only to feel that his hand was warm, and there was a feeling of breathing and heartbeat, as if he was a living thing.
The body of the gun is seven feet long, the head of the gun is two inches long, there is a vivid golden dragon coiled on the barrel of the gun, the head of the dragon is at the tip of the gun, the dragon's mouth is open, the head of the gun is like the tongue in the mouth of the dragon, the tip of the point stands, flashing with bloodthirsty cold.
Zuo Xiaoyou brandished a spear, and played a few spear flowers, only to feel like an arm command, very handy. This spear made Zuo Xiaoyou very satisfied in terms of appearance, weight, and handiness: "Good gun!" I don't know what the name of this gun is? ”
Erlang God glanced at him and snorted coldly: "Golden Dragon Spear." ”
"The gun lives up to its name." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and asked, "I don't know where the second brother got it from?" ”
"Hugh is going to be verbose!" Erlang God was very impatient: "The weapon is already there, come with me!" ”
Erlang God turned around and walked out of the temple, and Zuo Xiaoyou had to follow.
Yang Chan followed closely by Zuo Xiaoyou's side and whispered, "Zuo Lang, this gun is very similar to the method of expounding refining weapons. ”
"Oh?" Left and right were stunned, explaining the method of refining weapons? Didn't Yang Jian run back to the master to refine this golden dragon spear for him?
Looking directly at Yang Jian's back, a smile gradually appeared at the corner of his left and right mouth: This second uncle, I didn't expect it to be a tsundere.
Following Yang Jian to a cliff that was not inhabited, Yang Jian turned around, stopped left and right, the two were five meters apart, their eyes were facing each other, and their eyes flashed with fierce battle intent.
The three-pointed two-edged knife appeared in Yang Jian's hand: "Third sister, step aside!" ”
"Zuo Lang ......" Yang Chan ignored Yang Jian and turned her head to look at Zuo Xiaoyou. Yang Jian almost vomited blood in anger.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Chan'er is watching the battle from the sidelines, it's only a hundred rounds, and the husband can persevere." ”
Yang Chan looked at him with tears in her eyes, nodded, and silently stepped aside.
"Boy! The weapons are also there, what else is there to say? Yang Jian asked with a pale face.
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head, took off his coat, revealing the close-fitting suit inside, holding the golden dragon gun, and said, "The little brother is ready, the second brother can make a move." ”
"Good!" Although it is not pleasing to look at Zuo Xiaoyou, at least Zuo Xiaoyou is not a coward, which has been recognized by Yang Jian. But in this way, he wanted to snatch his sister, and there was no door!
"Look at the move!" Yang Jian brandished a three-pointed two-edged knife, his body jumped high, and he slashed Huashan with one move, slashing towards the left and right.
Yang Jian's body can borrow strength in the air, Zuo Xiaoyou is on the ground, according to the theory of mechanics, hard connection is absolutely thankless, so Zuo Xiaoyou did not choose hard connection, but the golden dragon spear was drawn from one side like a whip on the side of the three-pointed two-edged knife, and the body also dodged away with the force of this impact.
Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou made such a correct choice, Yang Jian was a little surprised, but he didn't expect Zuo Xiaoyou's combat awareness to be very good. But if you want to marry her sister, it's still far away!
"Second move!" Yang Jian didn't wait to land, so he used a move to sweep the thousands of troops, chasing the direction of the left and right dodge, if he was swept, he would inevitably be cut in half.
A good left and right, once again made the most correct choice, with the golden dragon spear of the spear god smashed from top to bottom, the force generated by the fierce collision was used by Zuo Xiaoright again, and the body was already rushed into the air.
Yang Jian's eyes were bright: "Good boy, there are really two hits!" The third trick! ”
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