Qinglong, White Tiger, Xuanwu, Vermilion Bird, these are all four gods, so there is a saying that the former Vermilion Bird, the rear Xuanwu, the left green dragon and the right white tiger.

At this moment, the White Tiger Pass, there is no strangeness at all, the three-headed white tiger, different shapes, and there is no lack of parts, and the carving is very complete.

Especially obvious is the tail of the white tiger, which is very high and straight, like a sharp sword.

"Old Chen, this tiger's tail is a little strange......" Wei Chun said. "Hahaha, haven't you heard a sentence, the tiger's tail can't be touched, what's the matter, who has the courage to go up and touch it?"

Chen Blind used the method of agitation, he knew that most of these supermen were some pretentious guys, all of them were very strong, and the more challenging things were, the more they wanted to try.

Everyone didn't speak, but the Buddha muttered. "I can't touch the tail of a tiger, I just want to touch it. He jumped over, and he had already reached the white tiger, and reached out to touch the tiger's tail on the right.

The Buddha grabbed the tiger's tail in his hand and proudly announced it to everyone. "Hahaha, what tiger's tail can't be touched, Lao Tzu wants to touch it. ”

This white tiger pass is as high as a kilometer, there is no stone pillar, there is only a stone gate, the color of the white tiger carved on the stone gate is different from the tiger below, the top is a red tiger, the tiger on the left and right sides of the door, the left is green, the right is white, this level is called the white tiger pass, the Buddha deliberately went to touch the tail of the white tiger.

This white tiger is two or three hundred meters high, and its tail is fifty or sixty meters long.

Suddenly, the white tiger's tail moved, and the Buddha was holding the root of the white tiger's tail, just facing the white tiger's hind buttocks, only to hear a muffled sound, and a stream of air erupted from the white tiger's hind buttocks, and this powerful airflow rushed the Buddha out fifty or sixty meters away, white tiger, fart.

The white tiger shocked the Buddha who was not low in cultivation and flew out fifty or sixty meters away, which shows that his cultivation is very high.

The air flow spewed out by the white tiger turned out to be purple, and the Buddha instantly sprayed it into a purple clay pot, which was very ridiculous, originally he was similar to a pot.

Chen Manlou had already jumped in front of the Buddha, helped him up, and quickly fed him a pill, but the Buddha seemed to be very unappreciative. "What do you give Lao Tzu to eat?"

Chen Manlou pressed his lips with his fingers and signaled him not to speak, and there was a gurgling sound from the Buddha's stomach, which was very uncomfortable, and suddenly, a series of stinky farts erupted from the back buttocks of the Buddha.

This is a resounding stinky fart, very smelly, everyone present had to hold their breath, but the Buddha had no intention of stopping. "What do you give me to eat, why do I have a barrage of fart ......"

He blamed Chen Manlou for all this, and Chen Manlou said innocently. "You really bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people, if I hadn't given you the magic elixir in time, you wouldn't have farted so simply now, but burst bloody farts, understand?"

The ninth uncle also stepped forward to dissuade the Buddha. "Blind Chen gave you something really good, the Miao Ling Pill is his unique cultivation elixir, and others can't ask for it. ”

The Buddha ignored Chen Blind, but he was also ashamed to lower his head, being able to let a white tiger fart rush out so far is not a joke.

The ninth uncle is secretly talking and laughing, the Buddha can't stand being looked down on the most, where he falls, he has to get up from there, this is his life creed.

"Today, I have touched the tiger's butt, as long as I don't shake Lao Tzu to death, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, a fart can shake Lao Tzu to death......" The Buddha pushed away Chen Blind, stepped forward directly, and slapped the tail of the green tiger on the left, he not only grabbed it, but also spit on the tiger.

Spit and scold at the same time. "Your grandma's, there is a kind of fart, it's best to stink Lao Tzu to death......" The green white tiger has a pinch of white hair on its forehead, and these three white tigers have a pinch of white hair on their foreheads, but unfortunately this white tiger's body is too tall, and the Buddha can't touch the pinch of hair, in fact, what he wants most in his heart is to tear off the clump of hair and use it to wipe his ass when he shit......

Tiger Tiger Tiger ...... Hi yo...... A slogan flew out of the mouth of the green tiger, and it turned out that this guy had been fooling him before.

The Buddha was immediately happy, one jumped under the tiger's paws, and then two vertically, only then reached the tiger's neck, he wanted to continue upward, but there was no real qi, he could only look at the tiger's mouth on his head and scolded angrily. "What is it called, there is a kind of white tiger who fights with grandpa for 300 rounds, grass and mud horses......"

The Buddha spoke, it was quite rough, who knew that as soon as the words fell, I saw that the claws of the white tiger suddenly raised, and the small Buddha was caught in the claws, the tiger claws were raised high, and the Buddha's two long legs were bouncing in the air. "There is a kind of one-on-one confrontation with Lao Tzu, each of which will kill Lao Tzu, the white tiger of the day"

If the claw was a little harder, the Buddha would definitely turn into powder, but the white tiger did not mean to hurt him, but put him back on the ground, and then lowered his head and looked at the Buddha with fierce eyes.

The Buddha didn't expect such a change to happen at all, his previous words were nothing more than to prove that he was not a person who was greedy for life and afraid of death, and now, this white tiger ......

Wait, the situation is not quite right, I saw that the white tiger suddenly stretched out his claws and slapped it on the face of the Buddha, which was very contemptuous, which means small, aren't you looking for me to fight alone, come on, hurt each other......

The Buddha said that it was a heads-up, but in fact, he had no bottom in his heart, but he didn't expect that this white tiger would live.

also slapped himself slanderously, and then looked at the Buddha quietly, which means, what the hell are you looking at, if you want to fight, you can shoot.

The Buddha took out the guide stick and pointed it at the tiger's neck, and the stick passed everywhere, making a whirring sound of breaking the air, which shows that the Buddha also used real power.

Bang, the stick hit the white tiger's neck, the white tiger didn't avoid it, and seemed to enjoy it, which meant that the stick was not enough to tickle him.

The Buddha is lungs are angry, isn't this bullying himself for not looking at himself, but he is also a member of the Superman Group, how can he be willing to be insulted by this.

The Buddha was furious, leaned over, clenched his fist, and smashed a fist towards the tiger's claws, this punch went down, only to hear a click, one of the tiger's toes was broken in response to the sound, the Buddha was happy, and immediately picked up the broken toe to show off to everyone. "This is what happens if you look down on Lao Tzu......"

Behind him, Bai Hu didn't expect that a little joke of his own would make him suffer such a painful price, it was a toe......

It kept stomping its feet behind the Buddha, but the Buddha danced in front of it, isn't this looking for death.

The white tiger finally got angry, and a tiger fist smashed down, with a sound of wind breaking through the air, I am afraid that it is not to smash the Buddha into a meat patty......

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