"Hey, Brother Yu, are you okay, do you want me to throw you into the hydrogen trioxide refresh box, so that you can feel the complete relaxation from body to soul?"

"What do you want to do? I don't want to trust you anymore. ”

Whether strong or not is now somewhat psychologically shadowed by Yemu's invention, he waved his hand again and again, as if he refused to shake hands with an infectious person.

"Come on, Brother Yu, look at the way you look now, it's really ...... What is that adjective called, to describe people who are very dirty, sloppy, by the way, sloppy. I promise you'll be blown away this time. Yemumu directly invited a dozen beautiful and sexy mermaid simulation robots and asked them to put them in front of a cabinet similar to a washing machine.

"You're so pretty, can I date you tonight?" Strong or not, drooling at a mermaid beside him.

"I'm sorry, this gentleman, I only provide housekeeping services, if you need other services, please call the quantum phone number above, there will be a special beauty robot for you."

The mermaid took out a long list, which was densely filled with all kinds of numbers, and in front of those numbers were the corresponding service contents.

"That's a nice thing."

Whether he is strong or not, his eyes are straight, just like seeing a naked mermaid dancing in front of him.

"Brother Yu, I advise you to be less contaminated with these things that are not suitable for children, it will make your body completely hollowed out, and then you will have black eyes, watery lips, thin as wood, and listless all day long, just like an addict, even worse than an addict, you know what I mean?"

Jemumu snatched the slip from the mermaid's hand and quickly tore it to pieces and threw it on the ground.

Soon a garbage cleaning robot came running over and used a molecular vacuum cleaner to suck up the shredded paper, and the floor was as clean as a freshly wiped mirror.

"Yemumu, I know you are for my good, but can you tell me if there is a website for XX dance, I need comfort."

"You're right, what do you think of this website? I go in a lot and always find something in it that excites me. ”

What Yemumu shows to Qiang is a site full of worms, spiders, and toads, and the animals in it are mainly black and gray, with the occasional blue or red guy popping out, most of which are the product of genetic mutation and inbreeding.

"I want to be hi, hi, hi, hi, hey, everybody, hi, don't stop me, hi, everybody, hi, hi, ......" A group of hairy worms, taller than adults, wore black sunglasses and danced to the beat of the music on the stage illuminated by laser lights.

"Oh, what the hell is this?" Qiang or not covered his eyes.

"Okay, let's change the channel."

"Welcome to the Animal Football World Cup, where the match between the 6-legged spiders and the 42-legged centipedes is broadcast below......"

There are a lot of giant spiders wearing gold-rimmed football boots and barefoot giant centipedes in the camera, they have a strong lineup, and when they kick the ball, they only see countless feet on the ground, but the football is difficult to see.

When the big forward of the giant centipede team received the pass from his teammates, he quickly used the exquisite cooperation of 42 feet to pass the ball from the back foot to the front foot, when his light body deftly shook the goalkeeper of the spider team who came to stop the ball, but he was extremely desperate to find that the opponent's goal had already been sealed by dense spider webs, and he couldn't find the angle of the goal......

"It's not fair! I protest! The Centipede coach protested to the referee's bench.

"The protest was invalid, and the game continued." The referee said coldly, with a disdainful laugh.

In the end, the 6-legged Spiders won the championship of the finals with 0 goals in the penalty shootout.

"Wow, can you do that in a game?" Qiang was completely shocked when he saw this scene.

"Okay, let's change the channel."

Delicate and thin mosquitoes lined up in a long line on the lotus leaves, and they either held diamond rings, or precious stones, or gold, although the weight was small, but they were all shining brightly, and they were some real treasures.

So what are they going to do? Is it to pay tribute to their royal family?

Of course not.

As the camera shifts, a shiny toad sits quietly in the center of a green lotus leaf with his big round eyes closed, wearing a black suit, a red tie, and a faint smile, as kind as the Maitreya Buddha in the Buddha hall. One by one, the mosquitoes were anxiously waiting for the opportunity to confess to the toad.

"Handsome, gentle and talented Mr. Dodos, I have admired you for a long, long time, and since the day I was born, I have heard your heavenly singing, and your voice has intoxicated me, and I can't help myself......"

Before the beautifully dressed mosquito could finish speaking, the toad impatiently stretched out his long tongue, rolled the mosquito into his mouth, chewed it gently, and rolled out a tiny diamond as bright as a star with his tongue, and placed it in the chest full of treasures beside him. He didn't even open his eyes during the whole process.

"Next." Dodos said in a languid, long voice.

"From the first time I saw you, I was deeply in love with you, I loved your beauty, your talent, your gentleness, your perfectionism, your criticism of the world and your persistence in your dreams, in short, I loved everything about you, I want to give you my body and soul together with ......"

So, the scene was repeated again, and Dodos ate the mosquito, which was also carefully dressed in the hope of making him smile, and gently threw the blood-stained petals in her hand into the nearby pond with her tongue.

"I'm annoyed when I see someone delivering flowers, next one."

Without exception, all the mosquitoes suffered the same fate, but there was no sadness on their faces, on the contrary, there was excitement and joy that could not be concealed.

"Oh, it's not a movie about human nature or philosophy, is it?" Qiang Qiang shook his head incomprehensibly and asked.

"Movies? Of course not, these are real things, who would be bored enough to make this kind of movie, no one will watch it at all. Yemumu turned the remote control in his hand, and he was ready to change the channel again.

"Well, I don't want to watch it, now I feel like the whole world is a better place again. Thank you for letting me know how lucky I am, Yemum, and I'm going to give you a hug. ”

Qiang Buqiang suddenly hugged Yemumu and startled Yemumu.

At this time, the alarm sounded suddenly.