Chapter 491: Shocked! A certain village chief actually went up the tree repeatedly in order to find chickens! (Seventh Update!)
Chapter 491: Shocked! A certain village chief actually went up the tree repeatedly in order to find chickens!
The reporter in the suit looked around, confirmed that the other colleagues were resting, and he was the first and only reporter who learned the news.
"Hey, President, that, Ishishi... Xiaobai, into the eighth... It's eight floors!" The reporter in a suit, holding his mobile phone in one hand, lowered his voice, and said nervously and excitedly.
"What are you talking about? You idiot, you can't speak louder! Are you looking for some kind of cane-making news? How many times have I told you, you have to do things in a down-to-earth and clear way, and then find me the kind of junk news of 'hens up trees' and 'sows going to sea', you can show me and do it, hum!"
The president yelled with some indignation. He actually has a lot of opinions about this reporter in a suit, whether he has appearance or ability, and he still looks for some cold news every day, if it weren't for the fact that the reporter in suit has served the newspaper for many years, he would have been fired a long time ago.
The reporter in the suit frowned, tilted his head to the side, and kept the phone away from his ears.
In his heart, the president is small, small, small-minded, and small-bearing, but there is still one thing that is bigger than anyone else, that is, his voice is louder than anyone else.
Hmph!'Hens go up trees,' 'Sows go to the sea,' are they easy?
Although the reporter in the suit was a little indignant in his heart, he did not forget the original purpose of the call, and then he calmed down, raised his voice and said with a smile:
"President, Shi Xiaobai has entered the eighth floor of the Trial Tower!"
"Ah?!Shi Xiaobai has finally entered the eighth layer!"
The president heard it clearly this time, first exclaimed, then was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly smiled in an appreciative tone: "Yes, well done." It is worthy of the rising star of our Donglin Newspaper, work hard, continue to work hard, 'bread and milk' will be available, and promotion and salary increase are not a thing!"
After the president finished speaking, he smiled at the editor-in-chief of the newspaper who was busy in the studio. "Editor Liu, the headline of the evening newspaper is to decide that it is it, and strive to draw it up in the shortest possible time, we are the first-hand news, haha, there will definitely be no more exciting news than this. ”
Editor-in-chief Liu nodded vigorously, looking quite excited, Donglin Newspaper is just a small newspaper, most of the reporters running around are turtles eliminated from other newspapers, and the news that comes up every day simply makes him want to die, and he has to give full play to his "literary talent" every time to make some "philosophical" headlines, such as "Shocked! A certain village chief has repeatedly climbed a tree in order to find chickens!", "Is it true that only beautiful women can go to the sea these days? No!
But it's a pity that the ontology of news is so cold that it can't even save the "philosophy" headline, but instead falls into the infamy of a "shameless headline party".
And today, Donglin Newspaper seems to have ushered in spring?
Shi Xiaobai entered the eighth layer - this is news that the whole country is concerned about, and it can even shock the world!
If this news can be released as soon as possible, the reputation of Donglin Newspaper can also rise!
Editor-in-chief Liu did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly tapped the keyboard and wrote the message with a "pen and ink".
In the auditorium, the reporter in the suit waved his fist vigorously, God knows that other reporters eat on time, and go home to sleep when they are sleepy, and he, in order to keep the news, eats bread and lunch every day, and even sleeps on the floor in the auditorium in the middle of the night.
Whew, we have to celebrate tonight!
The suit reporter thought so, and then began to struggle, "Should I go to the big health care or go to the massage parlor?"
At this moment, there was a sudden uproar at the exit of the trial tower, and then I saw many medical personnel stationed nearby, running in the direction of the exit of the trial tower.
The reporter in the suit looked at these people's strange actions with a blank face, and did not find any clues, but vaguely felt as if there was some big news about to happen.
He quickly ran over, grabbed a female doctor, and asked loudly, "What's going on!"
The female doctor looked frightened and nervous, glanced at the reporter, her voice trembled slightly, and said, "Li... Li Wu... Words are dead!"
"What?!Li Wuyu is dead!" The reporter in the suit didn't notice that his phone hadn't hung up, and shouted at the phone.
"Gollum——, Lee... Li Wuyu is dead!?" The president was still leisurely drinking coffee just now, thinking about the scene of tomorrow's newspaper being snatched up by the people of Xia Kingdom, and was so frightened by this sudden shout that he almost squirted out the coffee.
Hearing the president's voice and realizing that the phone was still connected, the suit reporter took a deep breath, tried to calm his heart, and calmly looked at the exit of the trial tower. Combined with all kinds of abrupt signs, the panic of the medical staff, the panic of the female doctor, and the commotion at the exit of the trial tower, Li Wuyu's death is nine times out of ten true, and the impact of this news is probably more shocking than Shi Xiaobai's entry into the eighth layer, after all, Li Wuyu is the son of that mysterious big family, the Li family.
"President, this news shouldn't be wrong, Li Wuyu is really dead!" said the suit reporter.
"Okay, you're doing a great job!" The president was shocked, and he didn't have the heart to praise the "extraordinary" performance of the reporter in the suit for a while.
At this time, Editor-in-Chief Liu, who was preparing the headline message, asked, "President, this headline ...... Do you want to change it?"
"Of course you have to change it! This is Li Wuyu!"
The president first roared, then realized that something was wrong, and said in a low voice: "No, Shi Xiaobai entered the eighth layer, that is the eighth layer of the Nine Turns Transcendent Tower, there are only three people in history, this is a major event that will leave a name for future generations, and Shi Xiaobai has also been a hot search celebrity recently, this matter may not be more sensational than Li Wuyu's death." ”
Editor-in-Chief Liu said embarrassedly: "Then what should I do? There can only be one ...... headlines."
The president frowned, weighing the importance of these two news in his heart, his head was suddenly as big as a fight, he only felt that it was difficult to compare, and he was irritable, and shouted to Editor-in-Chief Liu: "You are the editor-in-chief, you can do it yourself!"
Editor-in-Chief Liu was helpless, for the first time, he found that there was a lot of good news, and it turned out that there was a lot of pain in good news!
Alas, the editor-in-chief is really a hard job, and the president is much more comfortable.
Editor-in-Chief Liu complained secretly in his heart, but as usual, he racked his brains and began to think about how to solve this problem, which the newspaper threw at him.
Two major news pieces with only one headline position.
Who should I put it?
Suddenly, Editor-in-Chief Liu's eyes lit up.
"Stupid! Wouldn't it be enough to combine two pieces of news into one!?"
At this moment, Editor-in-Chief Liu felt that he was really smart!
He smiled, had an idea, tapped on the keyboard, and wrote the headline of tonight's evening newspaper headline -
"Shi Xiaobai went up to the eighth floor, Li Wuyu went to hell, the first person of the younger generation, and he will be replaced from now on!"
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