Chapter 168: In the declining post-Xianxia era, the five hundred survival rules of the dragon monks
Thinking of the deliciousness of dragon meat, Mu Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
At the beginning, it was all a dragon bred by Heavenly Court, but now what is kneeling in front of him is a real divine dragon, a pure-blooded dragon clan.
If it is really stewed in one pot, it will definitely be even more delicious than the previous shrimp.
The little white dragon kneeling on the ground didn't dare to look up at Mu Feng's expression, but when Mu Feng swallowed his saliva, he felt a chill rise all over his body.
When he reaches this realm, he naturally does not feel that he will have a bad premonition for no reason, and if he has this feeling, it must be a whim and a prediction of the crisis.
Therefore, although he didn't know Mu Feng's thoughts, Xiao Bailong could feel that his crisis was not relieved because of his own confession.
Feeling uneasy in his heart, the little white dragon's kneeling posture was lowered, and the speed of kowtowing was maintained faster.
At this moment, he completely gave up his discipline and completely abandoned his shame.
What is a festival? Can Shamelessness Survive? No, just rely on one side, this is a critical autumn of survival, and only the word "cowardice" can definitely continue his life.
Holding his chin, after a long struggle in his heart, Mu Feng finally gave up the very tempting idea of stewing the little white dragon.
It's not that he is kind, it's not that he was touched by the little white dragon's instigation, but that he realized it later, and after stewing the little white dragon, he had to walk all the way to Lingshan.
dispelled the idea of turning the little white dragon into an ingredient, and when Mu Feng looked at the little white dragon again, it was much more pleasing to the eye.
At this moment, the little white dragon, who felt the existential crisis of life and death, was strictly following the compulsory course of their dragon clan - "Five Hundred Survival Rules for Dragon Monks in the Declining Post-Xianxia Era", which could not defeat the effective recognition method of the monk, and put on the most scientific confession posture that their dragon clan had found after thousands of practices.
Well, it's actually the classic orz kneeling position
This posture looks very cowardly, very spineless, and very undisciplined.
But it is undeniable that when they see the opponent who was shouting at them one moment, after taking this very cowardly orz pose the next moment, the anger in the hearts of most monks will be replaced by a refreshing feeling of trampling on the dignity of the opponent.
Therefore, after dispelling the idea of stewing the little white dragon in one pot, Mu Feng looked at the classic kneeling posture of the little white dragon, and couldn't help but have the idea that it would be good to receive such a mount.
After all, although this mount is very cowardly, cowardice also has the benefit of cowardice.
For example...... Obedient, instigated into such a mount, when he is not as strong as the master, in the face of the master who can take his life at any time, that is definitely where to fight, you let him go east, he dare not look west, you let him catch the dog, he dare not think about the chicken.
With such an obedient pet, isn't there a lot of fun on the way west?
Thinking so, Mu Feng looked at the little white dragon who was still kneeling on the ground in an orz giant posture, and only felt more and more pleasing to the eye.
"Ahem!" Coughing lightly twice attracted the attention of the little white dragon, and Mu Feng put on a righteous look on his face.
"Little White Dragon, you said, our master and apprentice are chatting here, and you suddenly rushed out to attack, and swallowed my delicious-looking skin shrimp for no reason, is it your fault first?"
Hearing this, Xiao Bailong's face froze, and he wanted to explain that you wanted to catch me as a mount first.
It's just that in view of the ferocity of the monkey next to him who almost smashed him into a pulp just now, Xiao Bailong decisively didn't tell the truth.
Otherwise, he felt that it was enough to have a monkey apprentice who always told the truth, and maybe he would stew him if he was unhappy for a while.
Suppressing the broken thoughts in his heart, the little white dragon maintained the cowardly posture of orz, lowered his head and looked at the ground and replied obediently, "You are right, it is the little dragon who is reckless, and the little dragon is willing to make amends for his mistakes!" ”
Listening to the words of the little white dragon, Mu Feng was happy in his heart, waiting for your words.
"It's good if you admit it, since you have said that you are willing to compensate, then it will not be difficult for me for you!"
Hearing Mu Feng's words, Xiao Bailong's hanging heart finally let go a little, and at the same time, he was still thinking in his heart, didn't this senior seem to be as difficult as he thought?
It's just that this idea just rose, and Mu Feng's next sentence made the words "mom sell batches" inexplicably appear in his heart.
Looking at the little white dragon kneeling on the ground, Mu Feng thought for a while and said, "You attacked us for no reason, and my apprentice also beat you, so let's settle it."
But my very delicious shrimp, it didn't do anything, it didn't know anything, it was daydreaming, and you swallowed it in one bite.
A good life, because of your arrogance, is a whimper, and the death is unknown. How innocent, how pitiful, how cruel you are! ”
Xiaobailong: "......" I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know whether to say it or not.
The shrimp was obviously caught and ready to be eaten, even if I didn't eat it, it would have to go into your stomach, I swallowed it directly, and saved him a lot of pain, it was better than being skinned and dismembered into a delicious meal.
At least, it didn't suffer as much when it died.
But why, when it comes out of your mouth now, it seems that everything has changed?
As a person who regards skin shrimp as a delicious ingredient, how can you say such a sentence with a righteous face?
Just when the little white dragon refreshed the worldview for Mu Feng's shamelessness, Mu Feng spoke again.
"Although my Pipi shrimp was mutilated to death by you, although my Pipi shrimp died very innocently, but the so-called God has the virtue of a good life, for the sake of you being so cowardly and so undisciplined, I won't let you pay for your life for Pipi Shrimp. But ......"
Mu Feng's but, let the little white dragon twitch again.
"However, the so-called capital crime can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, you killed my family's Pipi shrimp, you have to compensate for it!
It's not hard for me for you, since my Pi Phi Shrimp died because of you, you can become Pi Phi Shrimp to live for it and complete his mission! ”
After Mu Feng's words came out, the expression on Xiao Bailong's face could be fully summed up in two words - bewildered!
"Change...... Turning into a Phi Phi Shrimp? Finish...... Accomplish its mission? ”
The little white dragon looked at Mu Feng's face, and his eyes were like an eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl who met a famous flower thief in the bathhouse.
I read a lot, don't try to fool me.
That Pipi shrimp, you caught it to eat, to complete the mission for it, didn't it become him to let you eat it?
Facing the little white dragon's elegant little eyes, Mu Feng secretly wiped his saliva in his heart, but his face was righteous and awe-inspiring.
"That's right, that Pipi Shrimp, I caught it to be a mount, and it's a great opportunity for it.
It's a pity that it has a shallow life and is buried in your mouth.
Now, I will not pursue your life, but it is reasonable for you to replace it and complete the mission of carrying me westward! ”
When he said this, Mu Feng didn't even blink his eyes, as if he was not the one who wanted to make Pipi Shrimp into a delicious meal before.
Under the serious nonsense, Mu Feng almost believed that he was really such a good person.
And the little white dragon, after hearing Mu Feng's words, almost vomited.
"What do you mean...... Let me become a Pippi shrimp and use it as a mount to take you west? ”
The little white dragon suspects that there is something wrong with his ears.
Who is he? The third prince of the dignified West Sea Dragon Palace, a descendant of the pure-blooded dragon clan, is expected to become the existence of the five-clawed Golden Dragon Emperor.
Now, someone has abandoned his ontological dragon appearance and turned into a lowly and despicable Pipi shrimp to complete the mission of becoming his mount.
For a moment, the little white dragon couldn't help but wonder if he had been hiding in the Eagle Sorrow Stream for too long, and the world outside had changed.
Could it be that now the dragon clan outside is no longer a noble divine beast, but the status of the lowly Pi Phi Shrimp is above the dragon clan?
Just when the little white dragon was thinking crankily in his heart, Mu Feng's voice came again.
"What? You don't want to? ”
Hearing the tone of the little white dragon and looking at the expression on the dragon's face, Mu Feng's face instantly darkened.
He had mercifully not asked this white dragon to replace Pipi Shrimp as his ingredients, but just let him act as a mount, and this boundless stupid dragon dared not be happy.
Is this really when he has a good temper and won't eat dragon meat?
Of course, although he has a gloomy face, he looks like "do you dare to promise to look good".
But in Mu Feng's heart, he actually refused with Hope Xiaobailong.
Because of that, he can justifiably and righteously peel the skin of the little white dragon cramps and make a delicious dragon meat feast.
It's a pity that the little white dragon's cowardice was cultivated from the roots.
In the compulsory course of the dragon clan - "Five Hundred Survival Rules for Dragon Monks in the Declining Post-Xianxia Era", in order to adapt to the changes of heaven and earth, for the continuation of the race, this kind of dragon clan has to compile the loss of dragon character, the loss of discipline, the abandonment of the lower limit, and the long-term edification of the word "cowardice" throughout the book.
The word "cowardice" has become the instinct in the blood of the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas now.
Therefore, even in the face of a treaty like Mu Feng, which can be called a loss of power and humiliation of the country, in order not to be stewed in a pot, Xiao Bailong still reluctantly chose to sign this unequal treaty.
Alas, thinking that back then, his dragon clan dominated the flood famine, what a coquettish and happy it was. If it weren't for the foolishness of a bastard who was so powerful that he made dragons desperate, how could he have ended up where he is now.
Sighing silently in his heart, the little white dragon closed his eyes in shame, maintained a giant orz kneeling posture, and changed from a human form to a three-meter-long giant skin shrimp.
And Mu Feng, after seeing the little white dragon succumb, sighed in his heart and sighed pity, and at the same time, he also began to look at his new mount.
As a Pipi shrimp, it is naturally not as high as a white horse.
But you know, he is not an ordinary Pipi shrimp, but a pure-blooded dragon turned Pipi shrimp, a lobster.
Therefore, such a mount, when ridden, is still full of force.
Feeling complacent, Mu Feng sat directly on the back of Pipi Shrimp.
He casually took out some heavenly treasures from the storage space and refined a reins and brushed them on the neck of Pipi Shrimp, Mu Feng grabbed the reins with both hands and used a slight force.
He shouted, "Pi Phi Shrimp, let's go!" ”